aléatoire Article: 10 Things dudes NEED to get bout gurls

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posted by lauren777222

(1)We don't like to be used as a show-off fourrure ur friends:we know we r cute but we r meant to be only shown of fourrure our man. (2)We hate names like babes,hot thang,or chick. (3)We r sensible and some boys r ignorant to our FEELINGS-CARE MORE!!!!! (4)Love us;don't toy with Us! (5)Don't rush into serious actions,it makes us Uncomfortable! (6)Don't ask ur Friends to do it,do it yourself. (7)When u ask us we'll believe;if y'all text it,we'll supprimer it. (8)Don't be suctiony,we luv Space! (9)Don't pretend ya somethin ya not,we can smell fakeness. (10)Last,if ur older say 15 ou OLDER———DONT GET US PREGNANT!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!IT F**CKS US!!!!!!

deathding, Seddie4Ever and 1 other like this

TeamSongz4eva number 2 is somewhta erroneous....

TeamSongz4eva lol nice

lauren777222 Thxs

spunkyonyx #2 aint true for me! i love when my boyfriend calles me Babe! but other then at its good!

lauren777222 Thxs

PaisleyPark Woah. You need to work on your grammar.

lauren777222 I could've wrote it better but I was in a hurry because my laptop was about to do

anime123rox LOL totally true about me if you ask me online or dump me online expect me to tackle you or at least bite you so ehh

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animé Yo Mama Jokes

posted by KyoyaTategami01

Yo mama's so fat that when she stepped on the scale, her weight was OVER 9000!!!

Yo Mama's so fat, she walked in front of the TV and I missed three seasons of Inuyasha!

Yo mama's so fat, Naruto couldnt make enough clones to see all sides of her.

Yo mama's so ugly, even Tamaki wouldn't hit on her.

Yo mama's so fat that the Dragon Ball Z crew uses her to make craters on set.

Yo mama's so ugly, she's the real reason sasuke left the village.

Yo mama's so fat that when she sat down on a park bench, she caused the Naruto timeskip
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Yo mama's so ugly that she's like a Death Note. Get someone to look...