aléatoire Article: 10 Things dudes NEED to get bout gurls

3

posted by lauren777222

(1)We don't like to be used as a show-off fourrure ur friends:we know we r cute but we r meant to be only shown of fourrure our man. (2)We hate names like babes,hot thang,or chick. (3)We r sensible and some boys r ignorant to our FEELINGS-CARE MORE!!!!! (4)Love us;don't toy with Us! (5)Don't rush into serious actions,it makes us Uncomfortable! (6)Don't ask ur Friends to do it,do it yourself. (7)When u ask us we'll believe;if y'all text it,we'll supprimer it. (8)Don't be suctiony,we luv Space! (9)Don't pretend ya somethin ya not,we can smell fakeness. (10)Last,if ur older say 15 ou OLDER———DONT GET US PREGNANT!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!IT F**CKS US!!!!!!

deathding, Seddie4Ever and 1 other like this

TeamSongz4eva number 2 is somewhta erroneous....

TeamSongz4eva lol nice

lauren777222 Thxs

spunkyonyx #2 aint true for me! i love when my boyfriend calles me Babe! but other then at its good!

lauren777222 Thxs

PaisleyPark Woah. You need to work on your grammar.

lauren777222 I could've wrote it better but I was in a hurry because my laptop was about to do

anime123rox LOL totally true about me if you ask me online or dump me online expect me to tackle you or at least bite you so ehh

11

Ask Dr. Robotnik! Episode 2-IT'S ABOUT TIME.

posted by deathding

(Hello there! If you're new to this series, here's the basics. I take commentaires asking questions from the last episode and answer them in the suivant article, but with Robotnik! As a result you'll see some pretty funny stuff. XD Hope toi enjoy our seconde episode of Ask Dr. Robotnik!)

(I apologize for the huge delay as well, so much happened with FNAF4 coming out and whatnot. I also got heavily addicted to an awesome online flash game named Dragon Ball Z Devolution. XD Again, sorry.)

And now.... Shout-outs to the people who commenté in the last episode! And we have a LOT of them this time guys!...

2

Son of Godzilla GIF

added by BlondLionEzel

Source: Google

1

Granny Boobs Halloween Scare!

added by Jamie38459

If this doesn't creep toi out, then I dunno what will...

video

granny

boobs

Halloween

scare

aléatoire

creepy

stupid

funny

ATTENTION EVERYONE!!!

added by youknowit101

Source: trollposts@tumblr

4

Actress- Charlize Theron

added by 3xZ

A Giant Frosted Flake.

added by TheRatKing1

Source: my cereal bowl

1

MDR true

added by 050801090907

X rayon, ray Chest

added by fanfly

Source: cgtextures.com

1

Freedom :)

added by DulceVida

1

Benio :(

added by animegrl52p

1

Screen Captures/Snapzzz

added by LittleAngel05

Source: LittleAngel05

The Spase

added by asmaortonfan

1

Crazy Ruskie

added by camosolidsnake

Source: armoredd.com

2

The Schizophrenic House

added by Cliff040479

Source: http://www.flickr.com/photos/77371316@N00/72816738/

3

Enrique Iglesias Tonight I'm Lovin toi Lyrics

posted by selenagomezfan7

ENRIQUE IGLESIAS

"Tonight (I'm Lovin' You)"
(feat. Ludacris & DJ Frank E)

I know toi want me
I made it obvious that I want toi too
So put it on me
Let's remove the l’espace between me and you
Now rock your body
Damn I like the way that toi move
So give it to me, oh oooohh...
Cause I already know what toi wanna do

Here's the situation
Been to every nation
Nobody's ever made me feel the way that toi do
You know my motivation
Given my reputation
Please excuse me I don't mean to be rude

But tonight I'm loving you
Oh toi know
That tonight I'm loving you
Oh toi know
That tonight I'm loving you
Oh toi know
That tonight...

1

my best convo on omegle

posted by nymph_tonks

Stranger: hi

You: hi asl

Stranger: 20 m

Stranger: u?

You: 15 female

Stranger: nice to meet you!

You: GO GO POWER RANGERS!

Stranger: yeah!

Stranger: what are toi up to?

You: ther was this lady earlier who told me i shouldnt be on the internet at 15.

Stranger: lol

Stranger: and where should u be?

You: probably outside ithout any camelote, indésirable nourriture ou soda

Stranger: fair enough

You: i would survive.

Stranger: do u like talking to strangers?

You: online, through text.

Stranger: where r u from?

Stranger: I am from UK btw

You: im from the us.

Stranger: nice

You: im bored

Stranger: oh...and I am italian

Stranger: we could do something...

8

10 things to do in and out of an elevator!

posted by kakalover

1. Everytime your reach a new floor, scream "Glory hallelujah! We will reach the promised land!!!"

2. Interrogate people as if toi worked for the FBI.

3. Make wild turkey noises and when people tell toi to stop, say "You have no respect for animal rights, do you?"

4. Sing your favori song and when people get annoyed, sing louder.

5. Follow aléatoire people off and tell them what to buy every minute ou so. If toi get in trouble, say toi were helping the person make educated choices.

6. Press every button, and try and get off, then, speak into your collier and say, "Houston, we have a problem, floor#__...

6

Bleach citations

posted by invadercalliope

I hope toi enjoy.
◦Aizen-sama fears nothing. That's why we bow before him. For us, a man afraid of nothing shines like the moon before us.
Aisuringa (Bleach)

◦From this point on, all toi opinions will be rejected!.
Kurosaki Ichigo (Bleach)

◦Remember this well. There are two types of fights. As we have put our lives in battle, we must be able to distinguish between the two. The fight to protect life, and the fight to protect pride.
Ukitake Jushiro (Bleach)

◦Well can't toi see, the resolve to cut toi reflected in my sword?.
Urahara Kisuke (Bleach)

◦If i were the rain that bind together the...

3

MILEY CYRUS IS DEPRESSED ABOUT HER PARENTS DIVORCE

posted by ShiningsTar542

Some of toi girls will remember that on Wednesday i told toi that Miley's parents were getting a divorce.

According to the celeb news source HollywoodLife.com, Miley was so devastated par her parents Tish and Billy rayon, ray Cyrus‘ divorce that she got back together with Liam Hemsworth.

“Miley knew about the divorce awhile il y a and she’s been taking it really hard. Pretty much at the same time, she broke up with Liam, Hannah Montana was ending and then her parents’ marriage was falling apart,” Miley’s friend says.

“She got super stressed out and that’s really when she started jouer la comédie out...

marguerite, daisy

added by 3xZ