aléatoire Article: 10 Things dudes NEED to get bout gurls

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posted by lauren777222

(1)We don't like to be used as a show-off fourrure ur friends:we know we r cute but we r meant to be only shown of fourrure our man. (2)We hate names like babes,hot thang,or chick. (3)We r sensible and some boys r ignorant to our FEELINGS-CARE MORE!!!!! (4)Love us;don't toy with Us! (5)Don't rush into serious actions,it makes us Uncomfortable! (6)Don't ask ur Friends to do it,do it yourself. (7)When u ask us we'll believe;if y'all text it,we'll supprimer it. (8)Don't be suctiony,we luv Space! (9)Don't pretend ya somethin ya not,we can smell fakeness. (10)Last,if ur older say 15 ou OLDER———DONT GET US PREGNANT!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!IT F**CKS US!!!!!!

deathding, Seddie4Ever and 1 other like this

TeamSongz4eva number 2 is somewhta erroneous....

TeamSongz4eva lol nice

lauren777222 Thxs

spunkyonyx #2 aint true for me! i love when my boyfriend calles me Babe! but other then at its good!

lauren777222 Thxs

PaisleyPark Woah. You need to work on your grammar.

lauren777222 I could've wrote it better but I was in a hurry because my laptop was about to do

anime123rox LOL totally true about me if you ask me online or dump me online expect me to tackle you or at least bite you so ehh

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15 Random, Fun Things to Do In the Rain!

posted by j1edwardcullen7

1. Go outside, and if toi see someone, take the aléatoire person and make out with him/her, and say: "Yes! I finally got my dramatic s’embrasser scene!"

2. Lay on your stomach in a puddle and scream: "I'm drowning, I'm drowning!"

3. In the pasanger siège of the car, roll your window down, stick your tongue out, soaking the driver: "I wonder why chiens only do this when its sunny out!" and laugh.

4. Make a farting noise, and say "Hear that thunder roar!"

5. When your outside, run around (reading lyrics) and scream words to chant in the Rain.

6. Make someone laugh. Then look at them: "Gosh, your face is...

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20 stupid things to do in a hospital

posted by TDI100

1.Complane of sever stumic cramps until toi are seen to par a dotor ou nurse then when they approach toi say "wow doc i feel way better thank toi " then for added crazyness walk out backwards

2. Run around screaming that toi dont whant to see the dentist

3. One word for toi flatulance

4. Ask repetedly if they are gonna operate on toi

5. Pretend to be a doctor

6. Whenever a nurse passes make a swit swoo noise ou say "helooo nurse "

7. Run around the hallways wearing an alien mask

8. When the doctor comes kick him in the shin then say " HOW DO toi LIKE IT HAHAHA "

9. Run in wearing a leotared your face...

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25 Ways To Annoy Your Mom!

posted by zanesaaomgfan

1. Tell her that theres a robber outside and point to a guy in black.

2. Say its snowing and repeat it 3 times. Then, say mom are toi listening? 15 times.

3. Ask her, "Do toi like me?" over and over

4. Tell your phone to die.

5. Don't blow your nose when shes asks toi to.

6. Make weird faces when she asks toi to get off your PC.

7. Whine to her about your PC/laptop.

8. Call your mom about her day.

9. Break something that your mother brought you.

10. If somebody's at the door, and your accueil alone, answer it.

11. Call your mother, father.

12. Call your mom for no reason.

13. When its a night before your...

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Copy And Paste

posted by My8thUsername

A/N: I l’amour copy-and-pastes. Here's a enormungantic liste I did. 'Cause I felt like it. Oh, and they're not in any order. I just wanted to know how many I have. par the way, just because I copied them here doesn't necessarily mean they apply to me. I just thought they were cute/funny/awesome. After all, this isn't my profile...

1.98 percent of teenagers do ou has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile. A/N: Never ever. And proud.

2.Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when toi don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as...