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Notes: The My Little poney franchise and the Batman franchise are not owned and created par me. This is a story for both this website and Fanfiction.net. This story is dedicated to Adam West and Cesar Romero.

Twilight Sparkle and her Friends were getting ready for Discord's birthday party. Twilight a dit "It's amazing how Discord used be 1 of our arch enemies and now he's 1 of our arch friends."

Fluttershy a dit "You're right. Discord seemed evil, but he turned out to be a gentleman."

arc en ciel Dash a dit "Yeah right."

Pinkie Pie a dit "At least Discord's funny."

Rarity shook her head and a dit "Discord's hardly funny, but at least he has John de Lancie's eloquent voice."

The ponies put up the birthday banner and decorations.

Mr. Cake and Mrs. Cake delivered Discord's birthday cake.

Twilight Sparkle a dit "This cake should be much better than your précédant cake."

Mr. Cake nervously a dit "I'm sorry about selling toi a cake from 2007. I thought that quality taste lasts forever."

cidre fort, applejack a dit "It seems like everything's ready."

Twilight Sparkle a dit "The guests will be here soon."

Spike arrived and a dit "Hi girls."

Twilight Sparkle a dit "It seems like toi arrived late to avoid helping us prepare."

Spike a dit "I got better things to do than be helpful."

Meanwhile The Joker was being chased par Batman. The Joker was nervous, but he remained in a jokey mood. He a dit "It appears I have joked away Batman's sanity. I better get out of here. Ha, ha, ha!" Joker was nearby Canterlot High. He accidentally bumped into the portal to Equestria. The Joker a dit "This is plus than a mirror. It's a portal. It's time to joke around with whoever lives there. Ha, ha, ha!" The Joker went inside.

Various guests arrived. Eventually Discord arrived too. Discord a dit "I'm here."

Twilight Sparkle a dit "Welcome Discord. I hope that toi enjoy your birthday party."

Discord a dit "I'm sure I will enjoy it as long as toi didn't mess things up like usual." Discord looked around and a dit "It's nice."

Fluttershy a dit "Thank goodness."

Discord a dit "However it feels lacking."

Twilight Sparkle a dit "What are toi talking about?"

Discord a dit "Well the party has guests, presents, and other stuff, but it lacks chaos."

Twilight Sparkle a dit "Why would your party need chaos?"

Discord a dit "Because I l’amour chaos. toi wouldn't understand. Ponies like toi take away the fun in life par being so serious. Where is the birthday party clown?"

Suddenly the Joker walked by. Discord a dit "The birthday party party clown has finally arrived."

The Joker was surprised par the ponies and Discord, but he was amused par it. The Joker a dit "Yes. I'm the birthday party clown. Ha, ha, ha!"

Twilight Sparkle a dit "But I didn't hire a clown. Did toi hire him Pinkie Pie?"

Pinkie Pie a dit "No, but he seems cool."

The Joker a dit "Indeed. I'm very cool. Ha, ha, ha!"

Discord shook the Joker's hand and a dit "I'm Discord. I l’amour chaos and this is my birthday."

The Joker a dit "I'm the Joker, the best clown of all time. Ha, ha, ha!"

Discord a dit "Well Mr. Joker I need some humor."

The Joker patted Discord on the head and a dit "Don't worry my fellow wacko. There will be so much chaos going around that crazy will be the new normal. Ha, ha, ha!"

The Joker walked up to Twilight Sparkle and a dit "Hi Batgirl. Ha, ha, ha!"

Twilight Sparkle was confused. She a dit "Why did toi call me that?"

The Joker a dit "I'm sorry to confuse toi Bubbles. Ha, ha, ha!"

The Joker walked up to Pinkie Pie and a dit "Hello Thumb Pie. Ha, ha, ha!"

The Joker pointed to arc en ciel Dash and a dit "There's the only one I know that's faster than the Flash. Ha, ha, ha!"

The Joker a dit "Rarity toi remind me of my sidekick Harley Quinn."

Rarity a dit "Why?"

The Joker a dit "Because toi both think that you're better looking than toi actually are. Ha, ha, ha!" Rarity smacked the Joker. The Joker a dit "It seems like toi forgot to go to Manners School. Ha, ha, ha!"

Spike a dit "I'm not liking the clown."

The Joker stepped on Spike's tail and a dit "I don't like pointless characters like you. Ha, ha, ha!"

Discord laughed so hard and a dit "I l’amour this guy. He's amazing."

The Joker a dit "Yes. I'm the Larry Storch of this generation. Ha, ha, ha!"

Twilight Sparkle a dit "We don't know who that is."

The Joker sighed and a dit "I hate young ponies. Ha, ha, ha! Anyways I have a special magic trip for toi ponies." The Joker pointed to a giant cage and a dit "I want toi 6 ponies to go into that cage. Then I will use my magic to make toi disappear."

Rarity angrily a dit "You expect us to go into that unfashionable cage?"

Twilight Sparkle a dit "It's just a quick magic trick."

cidre fort, applejack a dit "Fine."

The 6 ponies went inside the cage. The Joker locked the cage.

Pinkie Pie a dit "Are toi going to make us disappear now?"

The Joker a dit "Actually I'm going to take toi with me to the real world and sell you. It's not a magic trick. It's a plain trick. Ha, ha, ha!"

Twilight Sparkle a dit "Why would toi sell us?"

The Joker a dit "You 6 ponies are worth loads of money. Talking ponies with powers is great enough. However toi will be worth the most Twilight Sparkle, because you're a princess. Ha, ha, ha!"

Discord nervously a dit "Are toi actually going to sell the 6 ponies?"

The Joker a dit "Of course I will. They are worth so much cash."

Discord thought about what to do. He a dit "Can toi at least release Fluttershy?"

The Joker shook his head and a dit "I'm sorry Discord, but she's worth too much."

Discord angrily a dit "Then I must stop toi Joker."

The Joker a dit "It's impossible to defeat me. Ha, ha, ha!"

Discord tried to coup de poing the Joker, but he missed. Discord a dit "Can toi stay put so I can coup de poing you?"

The Joker a dit "I would l’amour to do that, but I have lots of stuff to do. Ha, ha, ha!"

Discord jumped on the Joker. The Joker used a taser to hurt Discord. Discord a dit "You hurt me."

The Joker a dit "That's wonderful. Ha, ha, ha!"

Discord used his power to lift up the cage. Discord a dit "It appears that toi can't take away the ponies now toi weird looking fool."

The Joker angrily a dit "I demand toi to let the cage come back to the ground."

Discord smiled and a dit "Okay." Discord stopped lifting the cape up. The cage almost fell on the Joker.

The Joker a dit "That jokes has been used so many times that I managed to avoid falling for it. Ha, ha, ha!"

Discord a dit "It seems like I'll have to defeat toi in a plus simple way." Discord picked up the Joker and threw him far away.

The Joker screamed "I'm so mad at toi ponies and Discord. Ha, ha, ha!"

Twilight Sparkle a dit "Thank toi for saving us Discord. You're a bigger hero than I thought toi were."

Discord a dit "The only problem is that I don't have the key to the cage."

Batman handed Discord the key and snuck away.

cidre fort, applejack a dit "Who was that mysterious person?"

Rarity a dit "I think it was Ben Affleck."

Twilight Sparkle a dit "Discord I'm sorry that your birthday party wasn't fun."

Discord laughed and a dit "This is the most entertaining birthday party that I have ever had. Lets go party. Dance with me Fluttershy."

Fluttershy blushed and a dit "Okay Discord."

Discord and the ponies partied for hours. It was the most fun and chaotic birthday party of the year.
posted by Seanthehedgehog
arc en ciel Dash was leading everypony to where she found the X.

Rainbow Dash: We're almost there.
Max: Which direction do we go?
Rainbow Dash: Once we pass that rock, we gotta go left.

They turned left after passing a rock, and found the X.

Erik: There it is.
Leaf Pile: We found it.
Larry: Let's dig it up.
Dount: But we didn't bring any shovels.
Leaf Pile: No shovels?!!?
Applejack: I'm a fast digger, even without a shovel. Leave it to me.

Everyone started to stand back.

Applejack: *Begins digging, and has a lot of dirt flying into the air*
Others: *Watching the dirt fly over them*
Applejack: *Throws...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Rover, Spot, and Fido were falling down towards the ocean.

Rover: AHHHHHH!
Spot: Someone help us!!
Fido: *Sees a pirate ship* salut look. A boat.

All three of them safely landed on the pirate ship.

Indiana Bones: Hey! Look at those three.
Luxor: They fell from heaven.
James: It's the gods we've been praying for to help us.
Rover: Uh.. What?
Bowler: Bow down to the gods.

Everyone on the ship was a diamond dog, and they were all bowing down to Rover, and his two companions.

Mickey: What would the gods want us to do for them first?
Rover: Excuse us for a moment. *Walks with Spot, and Fido away from...
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 The mirror
The mirror
Location: The poney world: San Franciscolt, Alicornia
Date: September 6, 1958
Time: 3:42 PM

Pete, and Metal Gloss were at a hotel. As Metal Gloss was laying in lit with a bowl of grapes, Pete was talking on the phone.

Pete: I've called sixty five other places around this city, and they a dit they didn't have a mirror delivered to them.
Fat Pony: *Sitting behind a bureau in a small building at a harbor* What makes toi think we have a mirror around here?
Pete: Because, we saw it on a barge, being towed par a tugboat going under the Golden Neigh Bridge!
Fat Pony: What did it look like?
Pete: It's a purple...
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Episode 11: Black Widow

Me: *Reading Tales of Suspense #52 on a gondola*

Princess Cadance: *Gets on the same gondola* Hello Nick.

Me: Greetings, Princess Cadance.

Princess Cadance: *Sees the comic I am reading* Who is that girl on that comic book cover?

Me: That’s Black Widow.

Princess Cadance: Black Widow?

Me: Black Widow, aka Natasha Romanoff, is an ex-Soviet Union spy who now works for S.H.I.E.L.D., working mostly with Hawkeye and Director Nick Fury.

Princess Cadance: She seems interesting.

Me: She fell in l’amour with a fellow villain named Hawkeye, who wanted to destroy Iron Man, so they both teamed...
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Episode 10: The Scarlet Witch

Me: *Reading X-Men #4* near the Town Hall*

Trixie: *Looks at me* Did toi know that I am the greatest magician ever?

Me: Really? I always thought it was the Scarlet Witch.

Trixie: *Looks confused* Who is this Scarlet Witch and why is she better than me?

Me: The Scarlet Witch, aka Wanda Maximoff, is a mutant who can make hexes and even alter reality. She is also the twin sister of Quicksilver.

Trixie: Well I can do hexes too!

Me: Anyhow, Scarlet Witch and her brother Quicksilver were originally members of Magneto’s Brotherhood of Evil Mutants, later quitting his group...
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Episode 8: Hawkeye

Me: *Reading Tales of Suspense #57* in the Canterlot area*

Shining Armor: *Walks up to me* Good morning, Nick.

Me: Hello Shining Armor, how are you?

Shining Armor: I’m doing good. Say, can I ask toi something?

Me: Sure. What is it?

Shining Armor: The archery contest is coming soon, and the kids want me to dress up as a superhero that uses arrows. Do toi know one I could use?

Me: Well, the best one I can think of is Hawkeye.

Shining Armor: Hawkeye?

Me: Hawkeye, aka Clint Barton, is a master of archery who joined the Circus as a child. He was mentored par Jacques Duquesne, aka The...
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Episode 8: Ms. Marvel / Captain Marvel

Me: *Reading Ms. Marvel #1* near the boutique*

Sweetie Belle: *Sees me and runs up to me* Hello Nick!

Me: Hello Sweetie Belle!

Sweetie Belle: *Looks at his comic* Who's that? She looks cool!

Me: Oh, her name is Ms. Marvel.

Sweetie Belle: Ms. Marvel?

Me: Ms. Marvel, aka Carol Danvers, is one of the must important super-heroines in Marvel history. She was donné powers because she looked up to Captain Mar-Vell, and wanted to be equal with him

Sweetie Belle: Why did she want to be equal and not superior?

Me: Well, Ms. Marvel was created during the 60's, when second-wave...
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Episode 7: Falcon

Me: *Reading Captain America #117* in the Golden Oaks Library*

Spike: *Sits suivant to me and sighs*

Me: What's wrong Spike?

Spike: Well, I can't find a comic sidekick who actually does awesome things...

Me: I know one, his name is Falcon.

Spike: Falcon?

Me: Falcon, aka Samuel Wilson, was the sidekick of Captain America. He originally had a green outfit, but changed it to red and white suit with red wings in Captain America Annual #11*.

Spike: Wow! He sounds pretty cool.

Me: *Nods* He's even filled in for Captain America.

Spike: Really?

Me: Yeah, in Captain America: Sentinel of Liberty...
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Episode 5: araign? e, araignée Man

Me: *Reading Amazing fantaisie #15* at a cafe*

Applejack: *Approaches me, with a worried expression* Hello Nick.

Me: Hello Applejack. What's wrong?

Applejack: *Sighs* Tomorrow is Applebloom's birthday, and she wants new superhero comics. But I don't know what hero I could introduce her to...

Me: Maybe araign? e, araignée Man?

Applejack: araign? e, araignée Man?

Me: araign? e, araignée Man, aka Peter Parker. He gained araign? e, araignée senses and super strength when he was bitten par a radioactive. He's fairly smart, as he created his own web slingers.

Applejack: Wow! He sounds mighty cool!

Me: He finally got his own series, starting...
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Episode 1: Captain America

Me: *Reading Captain America Comics #1* in the Golden Oaks Library*

Twilight Sparkle: *Approaches me* Hello!

Me: *Sees her and smiles* Hello Twilight Sparkle.

Twilight Sparkle: *Looks at the comic I am reading* Captain America? Who is that?

Me: toi don't know who Captain America is?

Twilight Sparkle: Nope.

Me: Well...Captain America is a super-solider created during World War II to fight the Nazis.

Twilight Sparkle: He sounds interesting. Can toi tell me plus about him?

Me: Of course! His real name is Steve Rogers. He was born on July 4th, 1918 in New York City. He was born...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Tom: Now this section of the video focuses on parts of our montrer where the Mane 6 made special guest appearances, ou played as characters in skits. For instance, arc en ciel Dash played as Marisa Sayers in The cul, ass cul, ass Inn skit.

We're starting off with that female alicorn with the voice of Ice Cube, Twilight Sparkle

Audience: *Cheering*

---

Twilight: Whad up niggas?
Audience: *Clapping*
Twilight: Let's start off our first jour of school with some arithmetic. What is one plus one?

Link to how Pinkie Pie is talking: link

Pinkie Pie: Nein nein nein nein nein nein nein!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Pinkie Pie:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme Song: link

Master Sword: Come on Tom, let's go meet the others.
Tom: Right behind you.
Double Scoop: *Standing on rue corner*
Aina: *Runs out of her house*
Sunny: Hey, wait for me. *Flying in the middle of the street*
Saten Twist: *Polishing his chain saw, but stops to go meet the others*
Pleiades: *Arrives at corner*
Mortomis: *Standing suivant to Double Scoop*
Tom: plus ponies!!
Snow Wonder: *Arrives in a brand new Corvette*
Cosmic Rainbow: *Flies from the clouds*
Heartsong: *Climbs out of a manhole*
Annie: *Arrives on a bicycle*
Blaze: *Flies out of a house window, and lands suivant to...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Master Sword: salut everypony. Guess what we're starting this episode off with.
Audience: A party?
Tom: No.
Audience: A crossover parody?
Master Sword: Not yet.
Tom: We're starting off with-
Master Sword: A
Tom: What?

Video: link start it at 0:40

People: BLOWJOB! *Fake coughing* Blowjob!!
Audience: *Laughing, clapping, cheering, and whistling*

Turn off the video

Tom: We're starting off the video with Brony Of The Month....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
It was now 7:30 PM. It rained for half an hour, then because of the cold temperatures, the rain on the sidewalks turned into ice.

Emerald Ivy: *Exits her boutique after closing it, then slips on ice. She prevents herself from falling, then walks back into her shop* Time to get the salt.

Lots of other ponies were getting salt on the sidewalk to get rid of the ice. It would take a long time to get rid of the ice, but as long as it worked, they didn't care.

Emerald Ivy: *Pours all of her salt in a small area* There we go. Now that will get rid of the ice very quickly.
Saten Twist: *Slowly walking...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Trenton Neigh Jersey, truck depot at Roberts Avenue
3:30 PM

Joe a dit that he got his deliveries from a railway yard. Well, he lied. It wasn't a railway yard, but four train tracks were suivant to the depot where the trailers got loaded with supplies.

Joe just returned here from Manehattan.

Boss: Nice work Joe. I got reports from those ponies that toi did well delivering that steel.
Joe: No problem sir. Just doing my job.
Boss: Alright. I need toi to get some timber into Fillydelphia. Once toi return from that, you're free to go.
Joe: I'm on it sir.
Worker: *Walks towards the boss* Sir, a call.
Boss:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
We now have a new intro for this series

Theme song >>>> link

Taxi Ponies: *Driving taxi cabs to the station*

Ponies On The Rails

Starring the Union Pacific ponies

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Railway Pony: *Driving freight train across a bridge going over the train tracks at the station.*
Metal Gloss: *Drives freight train under bridge*
Pony: *In the station, buying a ticket. As soon as he gets the ticket, he runs across the platform, and boards his train.*
Hawkeye: *Preparing train for departure*...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme song >>>> link

SeanTheHedgehog Presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring the Union Pacific ponies

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

NocturnalMirage from NochurnalMirage

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, Ike, Nicole, Mike, Stephanie, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Also starring the Southern Pacific ponies.

Nikki West and Meadow West from Jade_23

Michael, Roger, Anthony, Ryan, Duke, and Donut from Seanthehedgehog

Episode 79: Gordon Loses His Marbles
Date: August 26, 1958
Location: Cheyenne,...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: August 19, 1958
Location: Cheyenne, Wyoming
Time: 7:23 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific

After crashing the three engines into the repairs, Jeff was sent to Pete's office.

Pete: Alright, let's go over what toi did wrong.
Jeff: Spare me the details, I already know.
Pete: Why did toi do it?
Jeff: I didn't mean to crash those engines.
Pete: I know toi didn't, but toi need to be plus careful. Three diesels that have just been prepared for an express train get destroyed, and are in need of plus repairs, thanks to you. These type of shenanigans cost money. I can't have anymore foul ups going on while...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: salut everypony.
Audience: Hey!!
Tom: How are toi doing?
Audience: Good.
Tom: Then go to hell!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: Why would toi tell them to do that? If they all went to hell, we'd have no audience.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Just a good start to get our audience laughing. Anyway, we got some bad news. It's about Warner Brothers.
Master Sword: Oh great.
Tom: They now have taken control of the...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme song >>>> link

SeanTheHedgehog Presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring the Union Pacific ponies

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

NocturnalMirage from NochurnalMirage

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, Ike, Nicole, Mike, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Also starring the Southern Pacific ponies.

Nikki West From Jade_23

Michael, Roger, Anthony, Ryan, Duke, and Donut from Seanthehedgehog

Special guest étoile, star Stephanie from SeanTheHedgehog

Episode 77: The End
Date: August 14, 1958
Location:...
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