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posted by luthorlex
Notes: The My Little poney franchise and the Batman franchise are not owned and created par me. This is a story for both this website and Fanfiction.net. This story is dedicated to Adam West and Cesar Romero.

Twilight Sparkle and her Friends were getting ready for Discord's birthday party. Twilight a dit "It's amazing how Discord used be 1 of our arch enemies and now he's 1 of our arch friends."

Fluttershy a dit "You're right. Discord seemed evil, but he turned out to be a gentleman."

arc en ciel Dash a dit "Yeah right."

Pinkie Pie a dit "At least Discord's funny."

Rarity shook her head and a dit "Discord's hardly funny, but at least he has John de Lancie's eloquent voice."

The ponies put up the birthday banner and decorations.

Mr. Cake and Mrs. Cake delivered Discord's birthday cake.

Twilight Sparkle a dit "This cake should be much better than your précédant cake."

Mr. Cake nervously a dit "I'm sorry about selling toi a cake from 2007. I thought that quality taste lasts forever."

cidre fort, applejack a dit "It seems like everything's ready."

Twilight Sparkle a dit "The guests will be here soon."

Spike arrived and a dit "Hi girls."

Twilight Sparkle a dit "It seems like toi arrived late to avoid helping us prepare."

Spike a dit "I got better things to do than be helpful."

Meanwhile The Joker was being chased par Batman. The Joker was nervous, but he remained in a jokey mood. He a dit "It appears I have joked away Batman's sanity. I better get out of here. Ha, ha, ha!" Joker was nearby Canterlot High. He accidentally bumped into the portal to Equestria. The Joker a dit "This is plus than a mirror. It's a portal. It's time to joke around with whoever lives there. Ha, ha, ha!" The Joker went inside.

Various guests arrived. Eventually Discord arrived too. Discord a dit "I'm here."

Twilight Sparkle a dit "Welcome Discord. I hope that toi enjoy your birthday party."

Discord a dit "I'm sure I will enjoy it as long as toi didn't mess things up like usual." Discord looked around and a dit "It's nice."

Fluttershy a dit "Thank goodness."

Discord a dit "However it feels lacking."

Twilight Sparkle a dit "What are toi talking about?"

Discord a dit "Well the party has guests, presents, and other stuff, but it lacks chaos."

Twilight Sparkle a dit "Why would your party need chaos?"

Discord a dit "Because I l’amour chaos. toi wouldn't understand. Ponies like toi take away the fun in life par being so serious. Where is the birthday party clown?"

Suddenly the Joker walked by. Discord a dit "The birthday party party clown has finally arrived."

The Joker was surprised par the ponies and Discord, but he was amused par it. The Joker a dit "Yes. I'm the birthday party clown. Ha, ha, ha!"

Twilight Sparkle a dit "But I didn't hire a clown. Did toi hire him Pinkie Pie?"

Pinkie Pie a dit "No, but he seems cool."

The Joker a dit "Indeed. I'm very cool. Ha, ha, ha!"

Discord shook the Joker's hand and a dit "I'm Discord. I l’amour chaos and this is my birthday."

The Joker a dit "I'm the Joker, the best clown of all time. Ha, ha, ha!"

Discord a dit "Well Mr. Joker I need some humor."

The Joker patted Discord on the head and a dit "Don't worry my fellow wacko. There will be so much chaos going around that crazy will be the new normal. Ha, ha, ha!"

The Joker walked up to Twilight Sparkle and a dit "Hi Batgirl. Ha, ha, ha!"

Twilight Sparkle was confused. She a dit "Why did toi call me that?"

The Joker a dit "I'm sorry to confuse toi Bubbles. Ha, ha, ha!"

The Joker walked up to Pinkie Pie and a dit "Hello Thumb Pie. Ha, ha, ha!"

The Joker pointed to arc en ciel Dash and a dit "There's the only one I know that's faster than the Flash. Ha, ha, ha!"

The Joker a dit "Rarity toi remind me of my sidekick Harley Quinn."

Rarity a dit "Why?"

The Joker a dit "Because toi both think that you're better looking than toi actually are. Ha, ha, ha!" Rarity smacked the Joker. The Joker a dit "It seems like toi forgot to go to Manners School. Ha, ha, ha!"

Spike a dit "I'm not liking the clown."

The Joker stepped on Spike's tail and a dit "I don't like pointless characters like you. Ha, ha, ha!"

Discord laughed so hard and a dit "I l’amour this guy. He's amazing."

The Joker a dit "Yes. I'm the Larry Storch of this generation. Ha, ha, ha!"

Twilight Sparkle a dit "We don't know who that is."

The Joker sighed and a dit "I hate young ponies. Ha, ha, ha! Anyways I have a special magic trip for toi ponies." The Joker pointed to a giant cage and a dit "I want toi 6 ponies to go into that cage. Then I will use my magic to make toi disappear."

Rarity angrily a dit "You expect us to go into that unfashionable cage?"

Twilight Sparkle a dit "It's just a quick magic trick."

cidre fort, applejack a dit "Fine."

The 6 ponies went inside the cage. The Joker locked the cage.

Pinkie Pie a dit "Are toi going to make us disappear now?"

The Joker a dit "Actually I'm going to take toi with me to the real world and sell you. It's not a magic trick. It's a plain trick. Ha, ha, ha!"

Twilight Sparkle a dit "Why would toi sell us?"

The Joker a dit "You 6 ponies are worth loads of money. Talking ponies with powers is great enough. However toi will be worth the most Twilight Sparkle, because you're a princess. Ha, ha, ha!"

Discord nervously a dit "Are toi actually going to sell the 6 ponies?"

The Joker a dit "Of course I will. They are worth so much cash."

Discord thought about what to do. He a dit "Can toi at least release Fluttershy?"

The Joker shook his head and a dit "I'm sorry Discord, but she's worth too much."

Discord angrily a dit "Then I must stop toi Joker."

The Joker a dit "It's impossible to defeat me. Ha, ha, ha!"

Discord tried to coup de poing the Joker, but he missed. Discord a dit "Can toi stay put so I can coup de poing you?"

The Joker a dit "I would l’amour to do that, but I have lots of stuff to do. Ha, ha, ha!"

Discord jumped on the Joker. The Joker used a taser to hurt Discord. Discord a dit "You hurt me."

The Joker a dit "That's wonderful. Ha, ha, ha!"

Discord used his power to lift up the cage. Discord a dit "It appears that toi can't take away the ponies now toi weird looking fool."

The Joker angrily a dit "I demand toi to let the cage come back to the ground."

Discord smiled and a dit "Okay." Discord stopped lifting the cape up. The cage almost fell on the Joker.

The Joker a dit "That jokes has been used so many times that I managed to avoid falling for it. Ha, ha, ha!"

Discord a dit "It seems like I'll have to defeat toi in a plus simple way." Discord picked up the Joker and threw him far away.

The Joker screamed "I'm so mad at toi ponies and Discord. Ha, ha, ha!"

Twilight Sparkle a dit "Thank toi for saving us Discord. You're a bigger hero than I thought toi were."

Discord a dit "The only problem is that I don't have the key to the cage."

Batman handed Discord the key and snuck away.

cidre fort, applejack a dit "Who was that mysterious person?"

Rarity a dit "I think it was Ben Affleck."

Twilight Sparkle a dit "Discord I'm sorry that your birthday party wasn't fun."

Discord laughed and a dit "This is the most entertaining birthday party that I have ever had. Lets go party. Dance with me Fluttershy."

Fluttershy blushed and a dit "Okay Discord."

Discord and the ponies partied for hours. It was the most fun and chaotic birthday party of the year.
Nick isn't the only one who reviews stories on Fanpop.
And I decided to take the oppunity to review a bad story of THE PURGE, and I think I found one.

It's called THE DEVIL'S WATER:

It's about the villain of the first movie, "polite stranger" who never identified to have a real name, but the writer called his rel name, Adam Harmon.
I gotta admit, it kinda fits him..

Anyway.
There's only one character so far.
But it appears to be a l’amour story.

Of coarse, this is pretty hard considering there's 3 things about him..

1: He and his purge gang are responsible for the deaths of many many innocent people, and...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: August 23, 1959
Location: Cheyenne, Wyoming
Time: 8:52 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Pete was holding a meeting in the train yard. Everyone was there, even Nikki, and Meadow, because they arrived in a train delivering fuel to the Union Pacific.

Pete: Alright. I know our fuel supply has been very low, but today, that's all going to change. The Southern Pacific has sent a train over to us, that has *Counts the cars on Nikki's train* Fifteen? *Whispers to Nikki* I thought toi a dit there would be twenty five tank cars carrying fuel on your train.
Nikki: Sorry, but we're short on fuel as well....
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#4: MISTREATMENT OF TRIXIE:
This isn't like last time, were the ONLY reason I am sticking up for Trixie, is because she's just so adorable to look at.
No, no, this time I am NOT denying that Trixie was quite annoying.
That she was stubborn and over confident in herself.
And that she lied to an entire town, just for the attention.
And she did indeed deserve to be punished for her lies and rudeness.
But come on..
Did she really deserve to be shunned and mocked par all of Equestria, and lose her job as a magician and work as a rock farmer..

#3: MISTREATMENT OF IRON WILL:
Most fans label Iron Will as a...
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posted by alinah_09
____________________________
"Miss Shade!"

A voice called out to me from behind,sound of hoofsteps with it,coming closer. I turned around to see who it is and saw orange hair and émeraude green eyes...directly in front of my face.

"Wahhh!" I stumbled backwards. The figure in front of me laughed and immediately held out her hoof,I pouted and proceeded to grab the offered hoof-but in that instance,a flash came over me and suddenly the poney offering her hoof out to me became non other than my best friend...Tropic. I widened my eyes and at that moment I could feel tears gloss my eyes,still staring...
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LATER THAT SAME EVENING:

The main six were gathered at a table.

Pinkie: (saddened) I can't believe it.. Saten just left like that..

Twilight: Oh, he'll be back.. He's just trying to impress that Starlight, girl..

AJ: Ah don't know Twilight. Ah think this may be plus serious than ya realize.. Ah mean.. Deep down. Saten is a very depressed person.. And having the change to lose the cutie mark he never wanted in the first place.. This is a big opportunity for him.

Twilight: Relax, it'll be fi-

Rarity: (gasps) What in the name of Equestria is that?!

Shopkeeper: Welcome! Care to sample some local fashion?...
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Starlight Glimmer:NWelcome! I'm so pleased to have toi here.

Rainbow Dash: [groans]

Double Diamond: This is Applejack, Fluttershy, Pinkie Pie, Rarity, arc en ciel Dash, and Twilight Sparkle... And, umm... We never got the red one's name..

Saten: (pervertly to Starlight) toi can call me "anything toi want"

Saten: I'm Saten Twist.. (a bit pervertly too Starlight) but toi could call me "anything toi want.

Starlight Glimmer: Riiight.. (whispers) your have to better then that.

Starlight Glimmer: (turns her attention to Twilight) Forgive my bluntness, but I'm assuming it's Princess Twilight Sparkle? We don't...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: August 16, 1959
Location: Ogden, Utah
Time: 6:50 AM
Railroad: Southern Pacific

Nikki, and Meadow were having breakfast.

Nikki: Drink some coffee.
Meadow: No thank you.
Nikki: toi should have some to keep toi awake.
Meadow: I don't need it.
Nikki: toi stayed up really late last night doing that drag racing bullshit. toi need to drink coffee.
Meadow: *Walks away*
Nikki: Where are toi going?
Meadow: Work.
Nikki: We have ten minutes until it starts!
Meadow: I don't care.

Nikki was concerned for Meadow. She never acted like this before. Later that day, Meadow was in Cheyenne, and Nikki was driving...
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LATER THAT DAY:
Saten: (groans) Ohh.. My head still hurts.
AppleJack: Well, that's what ya get for drinking five whole wine bottles at once.
Saten: (groans) Yeah, yeah..

Rainbow Dash: ''This'' is where the map sent us? It looks like the most boring place in Equestria.
Applejack: It's just an ordinary village full of ordinary poney folk.
Twilight: Saten? Your from Fillydefia? Any idea what this town is called? 
Satan: That's just it.. I never seen this place before. Witch is weird..
Twilight: Hmmm... That "is" weird.
Fluttershy: I think it's lovely.
Satan: (groans) of coarse toi do..
Pinkie Pie: I don't...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme song >>>> link

Taxi Ponies: *Driving taxi cabs to the station*

Ponies On The Rails

Starring the Union Pacific ponies

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Railway Pony: *Driving freight train across a bridge going over the train tracks at the station.*
Metal Gloss: *Drives freight train under bridge*
Pony: *In the station, buying a ticket. As soon as he gets the ticket, he runs across the platform, and boards his train.*
Hawkeye: *Preparing train for departure*
Stylo: *Looking at orders on paper*
Hawkeye:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Chimney Sweep
Chimney Sweep
Theme song >>>> link

Taxi Ponies: *Driving taxi cabs to the station*

Ponies On The Rails

Starring the Union Pacific ponies

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Railway Pony: *Driving freight train across a bridge going over the train tracks at the station.*
Metal Gloss: *Drives freight train under bridge*
Pony: *In the station, buying a ticket. As soon as he gets the ticket, he runs across the platform, and boards his train.*
Hawkeye: *Preparing train for departure*
Stylo: *Looking at orders on paper*
Hawkeye:...
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arc en ciel Dash went back to the house, but when she got in there, she was in for a big surprise.

Song: link

Scootaloo: *Chasing Jeff The Killer inside the house with a big knife*
Jeff: NO! You're supposed to go to sleep.

Okay, she wasn't really surprised. It was plus like confusion when she saw me chasing some weird human with the ability to speak.

Rainbow Dash: Uh Scootaloo? What's going on?
Scootaloo: Not now. I gotta get this idiot out of here.
Jeff: *To arc en ciel Dash* Ma'am, about your daughter-
Rainbow Dash: Sister.
Jeff: Yes. About your sister. TELL HER TO GO TO SLEEP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!...
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Me, and arc en ciel Dash found my scooter. It was stolen par some intoxicated stallion. He was laying on his front yard behind it.

Rainbow Dash: Alright. Let's try not to wake him up.
Scootaloo: *Quietly gets the scooter* .

It was laying on it's side, so I had to put it back onto it's wheels.

Scootaloo: *Quietly puts the scooter onto it's wheels*
Rainbow Dash: *Winks, and signals her to go home*
Scootaloo: *Rides her scooter back home, but sees three guards*
Guard 3: There she is!! *Shooting at Scootaloo*
Scootaloo: AH! *Rides away*
Rainbow Dash: Go accueil Scootaloo! I'll fight them off!
Scootaloo:...
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After the ski chase, I went home. Even though I lived across the rue from Jeff The Killer, he would never be able to find me.

Jeff: *In the basement*
Guards 3 & 5: *Arrive* Sir. We must tell toi something.
Jeff: toi look beat up. What happened?
Guard 3: Scootaloo escaped.
Jeff: I hope you're lying.
Guard 5: Unfortunately he is not.
Jeff: Then if toi don't find her, I'll use your bodyparts to make cupcakes.
Guard 3: We are robots sir.
Guard 5: We do not have bodyparts.
Jeff: Then I will kill toi two. Go find her! And what happened to the other three guards?
Guard 3: They died.
Guard 4:...
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When I woke up, I found myself in a basement, tied up to a table. The basement was dark, and there was..... toi know what? This is taking up too much time. The basement looked exactly just like the one in Cupcakes.

Scootaloo: *Looks up at a banner that says Life Is A Party* A party? What kind of poney would throw a party like this?
Jeff: *Arrives* Someone that isn't a pony.
Scootaloo: *Screams, but stops* Wait a second. You're arc en ciel Dash, and Pinkie Pie in disguise.
Jeff: Nope. Speaking of arc en ciel Dash, do toi remember that race she had with a guy in a black sedan yesterday?
Scootaloo: Yes....
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Me, and arc en ciel Dash got all of our stuff into our new home. Then she told me why toi shouldn't eat cupcakes on Sunday.

Rainbow Dash: A few weeks ago, a poney was eating a petit gâteau, cupcake on Sunday, then something horrible happened.
Scootaloo: What was it?
Rainbow Dash: She got attacked par some human named Jeff The Killer.
Scootaloo: Jeff The Killer?
Rainbow Dash: He's this guy from some pathetic type of fan fiction called Creepy Pasta. The fanfic itself was named Jeff The Killer.
Scootaloo: He got a fanfic named after himself?
Rainbow Dash: Yeah, but it's really boring, and no one cares about it. Anyway,...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
The Story of Corporal Agarn

Theme song

Though he goes on a rage from time to time
He is a very good friend of mine
And in Fort Courage he is well known as
Corporal Agarn

Starring Master Sword as Corporal Agarn
Tom Foolery as Captain Parmenter
Saten Twist as Sargent O' Rourke
Mortomis as Dobbs, the bugler
Snow Wonder as Wrangler Jane
Cosmic arc en ciel as Corporal Vanderbilt
Blaze as Corporal Duffy
Sean as Chief Wild Eagle
and Sonic as Crazy Cat

Corporal Agarn was helping Captain Parmenter put weapons in the supply room when this happened.

Dobbs: *Playing his bugle*
Corporal Agarn: Hey, wait a second....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
The Movie Studio

Starring

Blaze as Director Nick
Astrel Sky as Roxy
Saten Twist as Connor
Tom Foolery as Louis
Cosmic arc en ciel as Tobias "Toby"
Sunny as Alinah
Double Scoop as Mason
And Aina as Leah

Mason was dancing for a musical, when suddenly..

Mason: *Steps on a nail* AAAH!! *Falls down*
Director Nick: CUT!!! What the f*ck was that?!
Mason: Uhh... I don't know?
Director Nick: What do toi mean toi don't know? What caused toi to fall down?
Mason: Uhh... I don't know?
Director Nick: Are toi going to say that all day?
Mason: Uhh... I don't know?
Audience: *Laughing*
Director Nick: Well think...
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posted by bluethunder25
I want to take this time to talk about one of my two favori duos in MLP: FiM. I'll talk about my most favori one in my suivant article. But for right now, I wanna talk about one that has a lot of potential, but has never really been utilized all that much in the series: Pinkie Pie and arc en ciel Dash.

I'm real sucker for this kind of duo. You've got arc en ciel Dash, the 'cool girl' and Pinkie Pie, the bubbly optimist.

This duo got it's start in the season one episode, 'Griffon the Brush Off.' In that episode, arc en ciel Dash at first found Pinkie Pie to be annoying, (which was pretty strange considering...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: Hello everypony.
Master Sword: It's such a beautiful day, and nothing can ruin it.

Then, it started raining.

Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: I wish I brought my umbrella with me.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: I can't believe this is actually happening.
Master Sword: Well, it could be worse. Oh wait, it is.
Tom: Why?
Master Sword: There is no crossover parody today. Instead, we will be having a musical performance...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: August 1, 1959
Location: Pine Bluffs, Wyoming
Time: 8:04 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Gordon was pleased with the fact that he overtook Hawkeye, and Stylo's train. Now he was driving his train between the Unicorn Highway, and Lodgepole Creek.

Gordon: I'm almost out of Wyoming. After I traverser, croix the state border, I'll be in Neighbraska. *Sees a red signal* Shit. *Applies the brakes*

His train stopped just suivant to the state border.

Gordon: What do I have to stop for?
Hawkeye: *Passes Gordon's freight in his passenger train*
Stylo: *Looking in a rear view mirror, and laughs*
Hawkeye: What is it?...
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