Notes: The My Little poney franchise and the Batman franchise are not owned and created par me. This is a story for both this website and Fanfiction.net. This story is dedicated to Adam West and Cesar Romero.
Twilight Sparkle and her Friends were getting ready for Discord's birthday party. Twilight a dit "It's amazing how Discord used be 1 of our arch enemies and now he's 1 of our arch friends."
Fluttershy a dit "You're right. Discord seemed evil, but he turned out to be a gentleman."
arc en ciel Dash a dit "Yeah right."
Pinkie Pie a dit "At least Discord's funny."
Rarity shook her head and a dit "Discord's hardly funny, but at least he has John de Lancie's eloquent voice."
The ponies put up the birthday banner and decorations.
Mr. Cake and Mrs. Cake delivered Discord's birthday cake.
Twilight Sparkle a dit "This cake should be much better than your précédant cake."
Mr. Cake nervously a dit "I'm sorry about selling toi a cake from 2007. I thought that quality taste lasts forever."
cidre fort, applejack a dit "It seems like everything's ready."
Twilight Sparkle a dit "The guests will be here soon."
Spike arrived and a dit "Hi girls."
Twilight Sparkle a dit "It seems like toi arrived late to avoid helping us prepare."
Spike a dit "I got better things to do than be helpful."
Meanwhile The Joker was being chased par Batman. The Joker was nervous, but he remained in a jokey mood. He a dit "It appears I have joked away Batman's sanity. I better get out of here. Ha, ha, ha!" Joker was nearby Canterlot High. He accidentally bumped into the portal to Equestria. The Joker a dit "This is plus than a mirror. It's a portal. It's time to joke around with whoever lives there. Ha, ha, ha!" The Joker went inside.
Various guests arrived. Eventually Discord arrived too. Discord a dit "I'm here."
Twilight Sparkle a dit "Welcome Discord. I hope that toi enjoy your birthday party."
Discord a dit "I'm sure I will enjoy it as long as toi didn't mess things up like usual." Discord looked around and a dit "It's nice."
Fluttershy a dit "Thank goodness."
Discord a dit "However it feels lacking."
Twilight Sparkle a dit "What are toi talking about?"
Discord a dit "Well the party has guests, presents, and other stuff, but it lacks chaos."
Twilight Sparkle a dit "Why would your party need chaos?"
Discord a dit "Because I l’amour chaos. toi wouldn't understand. Ponies like toi take away the fun in life par being so serious. Where is the birthday party clown?"
Suddenly the Joker walked by. Discord a dit "The birthday party party clown has finally arrived."
The Joker was surprised par the ponies and Discord, but he was amused par it. The Joker a dit "Yes. I'm the birthday party clown. Ha, ha, ha!"
Twilight Sparkle a dit "But I didn't hire a clown. Did toi hire him Pinkie Pie?"
Pinkie Pie a dit "No, but he seems cool."
The Joker a dit "Indeed. I'm very cool. Ha, ha, ha!"
Discord shook the Joker's hand and a dit "I'm Discord. I l’amour chaos and this is my birthday."
The Joker a dit "I'm the Joker, the best clown of all time. Ha, ha, ha!"
Discord a dit "Well Mr. Joker I need some humor."
The Joker patted Discord on the head and a dit "Don't worry my fellow wacko. There will be so much chaos going around that crazy will be the new normal. Ha, ha, ha!"
The Joker walked up to Twilight Sparkle and a dit "Hi Batgirl. Ha, ha, ha!"
Twilight Sparkle was confused. She a dit "Why did toi call me that?"
The Joker a dit "I'm sorry to confuse toi Bubbles. Ha, ha, ha!"
The Joker walked up to Pinkie Pie and a dit "Hello Thumb Pie. Ha, ha, ha!"
The Joker pointed to arc en ciel Dash and a dit "There's the only one I know that's faster than the Flash. Ha, ha, ha!"
The Joker a dit "Rarity toi remind me of my sidekick Harley Quinn."
Rarity a dit "Why?"
The Joker a dit "Because toi both think that you're better looking than toi actually are. Ha, ha, ha!" Rarity smacked the Joker. The Joker a dit "It seems like toi forgot to go to Manners School. Ha, ha, ha!"
Spike a dit "I'm not liking the clown."
The Joker stepped on Spike's tail and a dit "I don't like pointless characters like you. Ha, ha, ha!"
Discord laughed so hard and a dit "I l’amour this guy. He's amazing."
The Joker a dit "Yes. I'm the Larry Storch of this generation. Ha, ha, ha!"
Twilight Sparkle a dit "We don't know who that is."
The Joker sighed and a dit "I hate young ponies. Ha, ha, ha! Anyways I have a special magic trip for toi ponies." The Joker pointed to a giant cage and a dit "I want toi 6 ponies to go into that cage. Then I will use my magic to make toi disappear."
Rarity angrily a dit "You expect us to go into that unfashionable cage?"
Twilight Sparkle a dit "It's just a quick magic trick."
cidre fort, applejack a dit "Fine."
The 6 ponies went inside the cage. The Joker locked the cage.
Pinkie Pie a dit "Are toi going to make us disappear now?"
The Joker a dit "Actually I'm going to take toi with me to the real world and sell you. It's not a magic trick. It's a plain trick. Ha, ha, ha!"
Twilight Sparkle a dit "Why would toi sell us?"
The Joker a dit "You 6 ponies are worth loads of money. Talking ponies with powers is great enough. However toi will be worth the most Twilight Sparkle, because you're a princess. Ha, ha, ha!"
Discord nervously a dit "Are toi actually going to sell the 6 ponies?"
The Joker a dit "Of course I will. They are worth so much cash."
Discord thought about what to do. He a dit "Can toi at least release Fluttershy?"
The Joker shook his head and a dit "I'm sorry Discord, but she's worth too much."
Discord angrily a dit "Then I must stop toi Joker."
The Joker a dit "It's impossible to defeat me. Ha, ha, ha!"
Discord tried to coup de poing the Joker, but he missed. Discord a dit "Can toi stay put so I can coup de poing you?"
The Joker a dit "I would l’amour to do that, but I have lots of stuff to do. Ha, ha, ha!"
Discord jumped on the Joker. The Joker used a taser to hurt Discord. Discord a dit "You hurt me."
The Joker a dit "That's wonderful. Ha, ha, ha!"
Discord used his power to lift up the cage. Discord a dit "It appears that toi can't take away the ponies now toi weird looking fool."
The Joker angrily a dit "I demand toi to let the cage come back to the ground."
Discord smiled and a dit "Okay." Discord stopped lifting the cape up. The cage almost fell on the Joker.
The Joker a dit "That jokes has been used so many times that I managed to avoid falling for it. Ha, ha, ha!"
Discord a dit "It seems like I'll have to defeat toi in a plus simple way." Discord picked up the Joker and threw him far away.
The Joker screamed "I'm so mad at toi ponies and Discord. Ha, ha, ha!"
Twilight Sparkle a dit "Thank toi for saving us Discord. You're a bigger hero than I thought toi were."
Discord a dit "The only problem is that I don't have the key to the cage."
Batman handed Discord the key and snuck away.
cidre fort, applejack a dit "Who was that mysterious person?"
Rarity a dit "I think it was Ben Affleck."
Twilight Sparkle a dit "Discord I'm sorry that your birthday party wasn't fun."
Discord laughed and a dit "This is the most entertaining birthday party that I have ever had. Lets go party. Dance with me Fluttershy."
Fluttershy blushed and a dit "Okay Discord."
Discord and the ponies partied for hours. It was the most fun and chaotic birthday party of the year.