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Share a conversational joke.

Mine:

Girl: toi know it's scientifically proven that left-handers live a shorter life than right-handers.

Boy: Really? Then how long would I live?

Girl: Aren't toi left-handed?

Boy: Huh? I'm ambidextrous.

Girl: ??? But I see toi use your left hand when writing.

Boy: It's just for writing, and maybe a few other things, but see, I read, shower, play the piano and everything else with both hands!! Isn't that a sign that I'm ambidextrous?

Girl: No, it's a sign that toi lack common sense.
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Spottedpool said:
You: Will toi remember me in an hour
Person: yes
You: in a day
person: yes
you: in a week
person: yes
you: in a month
person: yes
you: in a year
person: yes
you: i dont think toi will
person: yes i will
You: knock knock
person: who's there
You: see toi forgot me already
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MDR nice one
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I'll try that on my sis
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ImAnEasel said:
Dad, there's a black cat in the kitchen!

Black chats are lucky, son.

This one is, it's eating your dinner!






... Not the best, but it's the only conversational one I know. :P
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