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Inside the mind of a teen that is grounded! Alone in my room, is where I will sit, never before had I thrown such a fit. stories and stories, I lied through my teeth, hoping for a glimpse at a sign of relief. They pushed and they pushed, until I gave in, par now I should know that I never will win. then came the punishment, for what I had done, whatever it is it shall not be fun. Everything's gone, no seeing nice weather, |
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one jour i went hollywood and saw taylor lautner, made out and my friend got jelous tryed to make out with robbert pattison and told her to f-of she got angry and kicked him were the sun dont shine. me and taylor were going out then she tryed to crash thios party were in din't work and got arested and we brock her out. she went round my back and made out with taylor, i kicked HER were the sun don't shine she cryed in pain she got a gun tryed to kill me i called the cops she killed them so i used my awsome looks against her and stabed her in the eye she got pissed and killed taylor so i killed... |
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A relative sent this to me... I found it hilarious, I hope toi do to! 'The pâtes, pâtes alimentaires Diet' The pâtes, pâtes alimentaires Diet and Your Health ITALIAN pâtes, pâtes alimentaires DIET -- IT REALLY WORKS !! 1.. toi walk pâtes, pâtes alimentaires da bakery. 2... toi walka pâtes, pâtes alimentaires da Candy store. 3.. toi walka pâtes, pâtes alimentaires da Ice Cream shop. 4. toi walka pâtes, pâtes alimentaires da table, tableau and fridge. toi will lose weight! AND.... |
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I found this link - I dont take credit for it. XD-enjoy. 1. Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra dark, 17 inch paper, 99 copies. 2. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sexual favors." 3. Specify that your drive-through order is "TO-GO." 4. If toi have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others. |
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ah, idk if i am supposed to mention this but i didn't write this! it was sent to me par email :D 1. Bring a pillow. Fall asleep until the last 15 minutes. Wake up, say ``oh geez, better get cracking'' and do some gibberish work. 2. Get a copy of the exam, run out screaming ``Andre, Andre, I've got the secret documents!!'' 3. If it is a math/science exam, answer in essay form. If it is long answer/essay form, answer with numbers and symbols. Be creative. Use the surface integral symbol. |
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Didn't know if this should be a forum ou soapbox so I tossed a coin and john don't even think about commenting about the title. Oh and got it off my cousins bebo page. 1) When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you. 2)Push the buttons and pretend they give toi a shock. Smile, and go back for more. 3) Ask if toi can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones. 4) Call the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if they know what floor your on. |
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These are genuine clips from British Council flat (apartment) tenants complaining to the Council about problems with their flats 1. My buisson, bush is really overgrown round the front and my back passage has fungus growing in it. 2. He's got this huge tool that vibrates the whole house and I just can't take it anymore. 3. It's the dog's mess that I find hard to swallow. 4. I want to complain about the farmer across the road; every morning at 6am his cock wakes me up and it's now getting too much for me. |
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Yes, it's that magical time of an again when the Darwin Awards are bestowed, honoring the least evolved among us. Here is the glorious winner: 1. When his 38-caliber revolver failed to feu at his intended victim during a hold-up in Long plage , California , would-be robber James Elliot did something that can only inspire wonder. He peered down the barrel and tried the trigger again. This time it worked. And now, the honorable mentions: |
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Delivery A married couple go to a hospital to get their baby delivered. The doctor says that there is a new invention that transfers some of the pain to the father but it's dangerous as no man could handle even 30% of that pain. The husband accepts the offer because he loves his wife, and the pain transfer is set to 10%. The man feels nothing at all & the wife feels less pain. "Turn it up!" a dit the married man. They turn it up to 20%. He still feels nothing. The doctor is really shocked but he says if it's working, why waste it? They turn it slowly from 30%, to... |
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