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ChiliPepperLuv a dit …
One difference between a guitare and a poisson is that toi can't tuna fish. posté il y a plus d’un an
luvneopets commenté…
That's very funny, lol. il y a 8 mois
melodybryant commenté…
lul il y a 2 mois
laugh
ChiliPepperLuv a dit …
Congress is like Christmas lights. Half of them don't work, and those that do aren't very bright. posté il y a plus d’un an
ImAnEasel a dit …
What do toi find in ancient Greece?

...

Ancient chips! posté il y a plus d’un an
ChiliPepperLuv a dit …
What did the blanket say to the bed? I've got toi covered! posté il y a plus d’un an
ChiliPepperLuv a dit …
What did the person at the bridge tell the cloche, bell before the cloche, bell went under the bridge? "Toll, please!" posté il y a plus d’un an
ChiliPepperLuv a dit …
Two sharks are eating a clown fish. One of them says, "I don't know about you, but this tastes funny to me." posté il y a plus d’un an
melodybryant commenté…
MDR il y a 2 mois
ChiliPepperLuv a dit …
Knock, knock! Who's there? Ida. Ida who? Ida rather not be here. posté il y a plus d’un an
ChiliPepperLuv a dit …
A hamburger walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'm sorry. We don't serve nourriture here." posté il y a plus d’un an
ChiliPepperLuv a dit …
What did the hedgehog say when he backed into a cactus? "Is that you, Mum?" posté il y a plus d’un an
ChiliPepperLuv a dit …
Why did the farmer stomp in his field and pour sauce on it? He was trying to grow mashed potatoes with gravy. posté il y a plus d’un an
ChiliPepperLuv a dit …
What did one eye say to the other? "Just between toi and me, something smells." posté il y a plus d’un an
meh
FLUFFYMUFFIN a dit …
Oh Latvians...stop making jokes...there not funny -_- posté il y a plus d’un an
FLUFFYMUFFIN commenté…
POTATO!!!!!!!! :D il y a plus d’un an
ChiliPepperLuv a dit …
What do toi call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what toi call him. He's not going to come. posté il y a plus d’un an
shawneld a dit …
Here is a funny joke oh no girl did u not know combs were Even ... posté il y a plus d’un an
big smile
PearsAreCute a dit …
I laugh at everything!!!!!!!!!!! Lol!!! XD posté il y a plus d’un an
big smile
teacupitty43 a dit …
a girl breaks up with her boyfriend others think she's bi
boy 1 wanna run for boys 100m dash? posté il y a plus d’un an
laugh
MoonNimbus15612 a dit …
Sam finds him a new one, and the chicken goes back out, book under his wing.Later,the chicken comes back!"Book,bookbook!" he says. He walks out after the Sam gets him a book.Sam follows the chicken.After a while, they end up at the back of a farm. He keeps following the chicken until they get to a pond with a large lillipad with a large frog on top. The chicken walks right up to the frog and hands him the book.
The Frog, astonishingly, shakes his head, and says, "Read it. Read it"!!!
LOL!!!!!! posté il y a plus d’un an
MoonNimbus15612 commenté…
THAT IS PART TWO, READ PART ONE FIRST il y a plus d’un an
jessy_an commenté…
MDR XD il y a plus d’un an
MoonNimbus15612 a dit …
PART ONE
A chicken walks into the library,up to the front desk. He says to Sam the librarian, "Book, book book!" So the Sam gets him a book. The chicken walks out with the book under its wing.Half an heure later, the chicken comes back. Again he says, "Book, book book!" and puts the old book on the desk.
END OF PART ONE
(Its too long to fit it in one post) posté il y a plus d’un an
girlygumdrop a dit …
100 funny ways to answer your phone and they're hilarious!!
link posté il y a plus d’un an
laugh
girlygumdrop a dit …
what did Dora and Diego say when they went to a hotel?
a: WE DId WE DID IT! u know like the song at the end of each show
like if u get it posté il y a plus d’un an
laugh
DimiFF a dit …
Mum:What's the first thing toi learnt at school???
Daughter:How to speak without moving my lips:D

Mum:What are toi going to dress up in the school Halloween party???
Daughter:A pupil
Mum:A pupil??But pupil toi are every jour at school,aren't you???
Daughter:No mum at school i go as a tourist :D posté il y a plus d’un an
teacupitty43 commenté…
MDR il y a plus d’un an
laugh
ilurvebooks a dit …
Doctor: "Why should I examine you? You'll never pay me!"
Patient: " Why should I pay you?! You're completely incompetent!"
Doctor: "Good point"
( places stethoscope on patient's forehead)
Doctor: " Turn your head and cough" posté il y a plus d’un an
monkey
dotsilvia a dit …
i heared thiz from my friend at my school so i thought y not put it on here: wat do u call black people standing in front of white people = an eclipse.
again i got thiz joke from my friend at my school posté il y a plus d’un an
Zekrom676 commenté…
but what do u call the other way around ? il y a plus d’un an
dotsilvia commenté…
i got no idea il y a plus d’un an
dotsilvia commenté…
on monday my friend tolled me the other way around is a full moon il y a plus d’un an
Make-me-laugh a dit …
I like jokes that are so awful, but are so funny 'coz they're bad. posté il y a plus d’un an
Sutelc22 a dit …
what do toi call 500 indians without titys? indian,nippleless,500 posté il y a plus d’un an
Sutelc22 a dit …
my friend has a motorcycle made of 2 par 4s.when he starts it up it goes....wooden....wooden. posté il y a plus d’un an
monkey
sayou a dit …
i like jokes whenever iam in a good ou a bad mood..!! posté il y a plus d’un an
kaa81195 a dit …
People who ask "Can I ask toi a question?" Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya buddy? I loled forever posté il y a plus d’un an
Buggie31 commenté…
Bahaha I l’amour that! il y a plus d’un an
laugh
imteamedward a dit …
thats ssssooooo funny :P posté il y a plus d’un an
football444 a dit …
I am the 500th fan posté il y a plus d’un an
dizzydiscgirl commenté…
Cool!!! il y a plus d’un an
sayou commenté…
yea,i am the 530 th,lol il y a plus d’un an
wolfclan121 a dit …
How much cocaine can Charile Sheen handle a week?? posté il y a plus d’un an
wolfclan121 commenté…
Enough to kill two and a half men! il y a plus d’un an
wolfclan121 commenté…
lolz il y a plus d’un an
xAnberlinx commenté…
XD il y a plus d’un an
Taylor_Swift_13 a dit …
Ok....so the grandma thinks MDR means lots of l’amour so she texts her grandaugter "my dog died LOL" haha posté il y a plus d’un an
Mama-Mia commenté…
DRY! il y a plus d’un an
Taylor_Swift_13 commenté…
WTF!!!! il y a plus d’un an
Tweetybirds1 commenté…
i agree with mama mia srry but thts DRY! il y a plus d’un an
sonnybill a dit …
i have a joke for toi if toi read my comment
posté il y a plus d’un an
DevonBs commenté…
haha hehe il y a plus d’un an
Tweetybirds1 commenté…
good one il y a plus d’un an
sonnybill commenté…
ohh il y a plus d’un an
sonnybill commenté…
na i dont sorry il y a plus d’un an
maddie1558 a dit …
Chris Brown
LiL Wayne, Chris Brown + J.Holiday just died.Lil Wayne choked on a lollipop. Chris Brown Had NO AIR and J.Holiday Suffcated.*

posté il y a plus d’un an
ashlii commenté…
lolxz. il y a plus d’un an
maddie1558 a dit …
Fluff
What is rose and fluffy?

rose fluff!

posté il y a plus d’un an
maddie1558 a dit …
ketchup
there was a daddy tomato,a mommy, and a kid tomato. The kid tomate said”where are we going?” The daddy tomate said”chut up already, come on we don’t have all day”. The daddy tomate went over to the kid tomate and stepped on him and a dit KETCHUP!!!

posté il y a plus d’un an
lily649 a dit …
somebody read this

i am wee todd did
i am wee todd did
i am sofa king wee todd did

read it over and over till toi get it u will probably laugh posté il y a plus d’un an
montgomeryraina commenté…
lolz I GOT IT! :D XD il y a plus d’un an
twilightlover73 commenté…
LMAO! good one! il y a plus d’un an
dizzydiscgirl commenté…
LOL!!!!! il y a plus d’un an
big smile
Emily_is_COOl a dit …
Dear cosmetic companies,

Thanks for putting that, "For external use only" sticker on my lotion.

Sincerely, was definitely planning to drink it. posté il y a plus d’un an
cookieomnomnom commenté…
I eat all my makeup 0_0....what ov it?? il y a plus d’un an
dizzydiscgirl commenté…
^ wtf lol! il y a plus d’un an
big smile
twilightlover73 a dit …
Another drawing competition, a participant came up to the referee and showed him an empty paper, the referee: What is on your drawing? The guy: A cow eating grass. Referee: Where is the grass? Guy: The cow ate it. Referee: Where is the cow? Guy: She went to look for herbe in another place. posté il y a plus d’un an
sonnybill commenté…
DRY! il y a plus d’un an
wolfclan121 commenté…
??? il y a plus d’un an
twilightlover73 a dit …
There was a competition for the fastest drawing, one guy drew a dot and a dit "finished!" The referee asked him :What is that on your drawing?" The guy answered "An éléphant coming from far. far, far, far, far, far away" posté il y a plus d’un an
sonnybill commenté…
toi are SOOO DRY! il y a plus d’un an
sonnybill commenté…
HONESTLY il y a plus d’un an
3mmarose a dit …
the red man was in the douche when the green man knocked and his door, the red man quickly put a towel on and went downstairs but as soon as the red man opened the door his towel fell down. the green man ran across the road in shock horror and got knocked down par a car.

The moral ou this story is to NEVER run across the road when the red man flashes :L xxxx haha posté il y a plus d’un an
jbiebgirl100 commenté…
um il y a plus d’un an
3mmarose commenté…
my litlle sister told me that :L Xxxx il y a plus d’un an
sonnybill commenté…
a dirty old farmer wallked into his room and found a mouton, moutons under his arm and said, this is the pig i have to FUCK when ur not up for sex , and the farmers wife said,honey u will find that is a sheep,the farmer said,u will find i was tallking to the mouton, moutons honey ,but geet hear let me lick ur boobs and vagina il y a plus d’un an
smile
retrojunkie a dit …
toi peoples is just silly. posté il y a plus d’un an
PokemonFan259 a dit …
In Soviet Russia translator translates you!
posté il y a plus d’un an
lily649 a dit …
story of my life buttcrack on my couteau but it keeps avoiding me story of my soul putting a hole in my story dnt think wrong i wasnt going to put wat u think i was posté il y a plus d’un an
jbiebgirl100 commenté…
whaaaa il y a plus d’un an
laugh
lily649 a dit …
can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky like chicken wings i could really use some sauce right now sauce right sauce right now can my friend a dit half of this lmbo posté il y a plus d’un an
jbiebgirl100 commenté…
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH...LOLOOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL...you got the sauce part...lolol lmafo!!!!!!we have 2 do 3 way today!!!!!lololool chicken wing!!!!!! il y a plus d’un an
lily649 a dit …
wat the most disturbing thing on earth?

answer:perez hilton posté il y a plus d’un an
jbiebgirl100 commenté…
ooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh il y a plus d’un an
lynnn commenté…
heheheheh il y a plus d’un an
laugh
TayTayBieber a dit …
what do toi call teeth toi get for a dollar ? posté il y a plus d’un an
lily649 commenté…
cheap plastic fangs il y a plus d’un an
laugh
TayTayBieber a dit …
what does the hillbilly call a deer with no eye ?
tricky one ? posté il y a plus d’un an
wolfclan121 commenté…
bulls eye il y a plus d’un an
smile
TayTayBieber a dit …
Why did the cookie go to the doctor ? posté il y a plus d’un an
Hot_n_cold commenté…
Because it felt crummy? :p il y a plus d’un an
TayTayBieber commenté…
omg how did toi know that ? il y a plus d’un an
lily649 commenté…
hot_n_cold lolz il y a plus d’un an
hmmm
peterslover a dit …
why DID the chicken traverser, croix the road? posté il y a plus d’un an
dreamfields commenté…
To montrer the racoon it could be done? il y a plus d’un an
peterslover commenté…
Could be. I've seen too many racoons bite-it on the side of the road :P ~LOL~ il y a plus d’un an
lily649 commenté…
not funny il y a plus d’un an
wolfclan121 commenté…
i know the rooster crossed the road to save his wife from KFC il y a plus d’un an