Princesses Disney Article: My version of Cinder(h)ella-part 29

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posted by Jamie38459

Scene 32- Different location of the... oh forget this I don't give a damn anymore(I never even got any crap in it, that sounds so weird on so many levels)!

*Meanwhile, on the other side of the godamn path thingy(Read the other parts so you'll understand that I'm getting irritated par this sh!t).*

Porcupine: Okay then, are ya guys going okay back there?

Hella: toi asked us that a lot of times dude.

Rodney: Yea man, do ya have to do that ou something? I mean, I know toi don't want to get hurt ou anything, but still.

Porcupine: I swear, toi guys have no life and not so redish hearts.

Hella: Yeah, but I can take care of myself. Rodney on the other hand-

Rodney: I can take care of myself too! Trust me, I know a ton of stuff about- *Steps on ground and it falls, making Rodney losing his balance and almost fell(While screaming). Well, if Hella didn't try and grab his arm and whacked him onto a mur then he would have fallen and, ya know...*

Hella: That's why 'SOMEONE' needs to keep an eye on toi cause toi usually get us in a 'BIG' mess!

Rodney: Um, what about The Fairy Godmother?

Hella: Oh, um, well, she's pretty much useless too and also gets into predicaments but- salut WAIT A SECOND! YOUR ONLY SAYING THIS SO YA WOULDN'T GET IN TROUBLE AND I WOULDN'T HAVE STICK MY FOOT UP YOUR-

Porcupine: GUYS, TONE IT DOWN! We need to be really quiet...

Hella: WHY AGAIN?

Porcupine: So we don't get crushed par giant rocks?

Hella: *Mutters* Totally hopeless.

Rodney: But if it weren't the F.G. woman, we never would of met agai-

Hella: toi WERE TALKING ABOUT HOW USELESS SHE WAS AND NOW YOUR SAYING SOMETHING GOOD ABOUT THAT... LADY???

Porcupine: PEOPLE! PLEASE! We are almost to our location so I don't think it'd be a good idea to ruin this moment for all of us, okay?

Hella: WHY THE HELL MUST toi PEOPLE BE SO-

Rodney: -Useless?

Hella: *Mutters* And I'm interupted again. Why does this always happen to me...?

Porcupine: *Mutters* And I'm ignored again. Why does this always happen to me...?

*Rumbling noises*

Rodney: Wha- what's going on here?

Porcupine: Eh, I warned toi about shutting the f*** up and keeping your tone down, but toi didn't listen. So, not only did ya fail the test, but you're also going to die.

Hella: Nice going...

Rodney: What about you? Wouldn't toi die with us too?

Porcupine: No, I'm a spirit, a Porcupine Spirit. And spirits don't die again ya know...

Rodney: So ya died before? Just like all of the other spirit dudes?

Porcupine: Um, wait how'd ya know there were plus spirits in here? Did ya meet up with any?

Rodney: No, I just guessed.

Porcupine: Oh.

Hella: Guys, can we talk about this later and get the hell out of here!

Rodney and Porcupine(Lol, sounds like a couple): Oh, yea, right.

*And the gang make a run for it as the rocks/columns continued to tumble down.*

To be continued in part 30....

Chatleen and soxfan89 like this

Jamie38459 Sorry if this part wasn't what you were expecting. And sorry I'm using the same photos over and over again, but I don't wanna waste some of my time getting more and more photos...

soxfan89 Well, This Part Certainly Made My Day. It Was The most Interesting Of All! Great Job.

Jamie38459 Thanks, didn't expect you to say that but still! :D

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Princess Cendrillon

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Source: Not Mine

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Princess Snow White

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Cendrillon

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Princess Snow White

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Prettiest Princess Countdown Results: REDO

posted by percyandpotter

SOOOOOOOO SORRY THIS IS SO LATE!!!!

The first Prettiest Princess countdown was done about seven months il y a par princesslullaby, and the article for the results was written six months ago. Since then, I've noticed that people's opinions have changed on several princesses: Belle, Pocahontas, Cinderella, Mulan, and others. I thought a redo should happen, so I got the okay from toi guys, and here this is!
EDIT: Pictures (of course) are refusing to download. I add pictures par adding them to iPhoto and then selecting them from it while making picks ou articles. So, iPhoto is not connected to the Internet...

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"Friend Like Me" Lyrics (Aladdin)

posted by percyandpotter

Lots of toi a dit it's hard to hear what Genie is saying in this song, so...here it is!

Well Ali Baba had them forty thieves
Scheherazade had a thousand tales
But master your in luck 'cause up your sleeves
You got a brand of magic never fails
You got some power in your corner now
Some heavy ammunition in your camp
You got some punch, pizzazz, yahoo and how
See all toi gotta do is rub that lamp
And I'll say

Mister Aladdin, sir
What will your pleasure be?
Let me take your order
Jot it down
You ain't never had a friend like me
No no no

Life is your restaurant
And I'm your maitre d'
C'mon whisper what it is toi want...

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Something There, Beauty and The Beast oneshot,Belles Pov.

posted by TotallyMe105

Heres just a short little look in the mind of Belle as her and the Beast are lire in the bibliothèque during something there.

Obviously I dont own the characters ou the story....disney does....

Belles POV.

The feu was crackling as I read from the book I had come to l’amour so much. The warmth hit me hard but that wasnt the only thing making me feel warm. It was also probably my companion.
The Beast was propped up behind me his legs pulled in as he stared at the pages with those clear as the sky blue eyes that seemed out of place on such a creature. They followed along as I read, him trying to make...

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PrincessSwitch: jasmin and Pocahontas- Chapter 1: jasmin

posted by firegirl1515

jasmin as Pocahontas. Lineart par Mellasfenixxes on devientart, coloring par me on FotoFlexer

Jasmine as Pocahontas. Lineart by Mellasfenixxes on devientart, coloring by me on FotoFlexer

toi voted and toi got it! Here's my take on what the films would be like if jasmin and Pocahontas switched places. I'm not sure if I'll continue, so commentaire on what toi like ou don't like.

Switch #1: Pocahontas and Jasmine

Let us immerse ourselves in a world where trees can talk, carpets can fly, and genies dance and sing. It is in this world that we find two princesses very different from each other, separated par time and distance. This world is about to face a drastic change, although nobody knows it. Because those two princesses are about to switch lives, switch stories, and they won’t...

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Princess Pea: A Royal Pain For Every Disney Princess (Part 16)

posted by dweeb

    The Native American woman was strikingly beautiful and had a mysterious quality about her that couldn't be replicated. She stood proudly at the haut, retour au début of the cliff as leaves swirled around her majestic figure.
    "Damn, if I was a lesbian, I'd bang her in a heartbeat," pois, pea told Conrad.
    "Maybe she knows of a place where we can stay," Conrad suggested.
    "Good thinking," pois, pea responded. As she and Conrad paddled their radeau closer to shore, they noticed another Native woman sitting in a canoë beneath the cliff....

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5 good and 5 bad pre-conceived notions of The princess and the Frog

posted by founten

First a little introduction, I have every intention of seeing this movie, but here are my personal judgments of this movie based on the controversies surrounding it, trailers and so forth. Since i like to end on a happy note, we'll start with the bad.
5. THE pRINCESS: When I first saw this trailer i was thinking "how the hell can a black waitress from New Orleans in the 20's be a princess? but the plus trailers that got released i slowly realized that Tiana isn't actually a princess at all, at least not par birth anyway, suddenly the whole she turns into a frog thing made allot plus sense. But...