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Scene 32- Different location of the... oh forget this I don't give a damn anymore(I never even got any crap in it, that sounds so weird on so many levels)!

*Meanwhile, on the other side of the godamn path thingy(Read the other parts so you'll understand that I'm getting irritated par this sh!t).*

Porcupine: Okay then, are ya guys going okay back there?

Hella: toi asked us that a lot of times dude.

Rodney: Yea man, do ya have to do that ou something? I mean, I know toi don't want to get hurt ou anything, but still.

Porcupine: I swear, toi guys have no life and not so redish hearts.

Hella: Yeah, but I can take care of myself. Rodney on the other hand-

Rodney: I can take care of myself too! Trust me, I know a ton of stuff about- *Steps on ground and it falls, making Rodney losing his balance and almost fell(While screaming). Well, if Hella didn't try and grab his arm and whacked him onto a mur then he would have fallen and, ya know...*

Hella: That's why 'SOMEONE' needs to keep an eye on toi cause toi usually get us in a 'BIG' mess!

Rodney: Um, what about The Fairy Godmother?

Hella: Oh, um, well, she's pretty much useless too and also gets into predicaments but- salut WAIT A SECOND! YOUR ONLY SAYING THIS SO YA WOULDN'T GET IN TROUBLE AND I WOULDN'T HAVE STICK MY FOOT UP YOUR-

Porcupine: GUYS, TONE IT DOWN! We need to be really quiet...

Hella: WHY AGAIN?

Porcupine: So we don't get crushed par giant rocks?

Hella: *Mutters* Totally hopeless.

Rodney: But if it weren't the F.G. woman, we never would of met agai-

Hella: toi WERE TALKING ABOUT HOW USELESS SHE WAS AND NOW YOUR SAYING SOMETHING GOOD ABOUT THAT... LADY???

Porcupine: PEOPLE! PLEASE! We are almost to our location so I don't think it'd be a good idea to ruin this moment for all of us, okay?

Hella: WHY THE HELL MUST toi PEOPLE BE SO-

Rodney: -Useless?

Hella: *Mutters* And I'm interupted again. Why does this always happen to me...?

Porcupine: *Mutters* And I'm ignored again. Why does this always happen to me...?

*Rumbling noises*

Rodney: Wha- what's going on here?

Porcupine: Eh, I warned toi about shutting the f*** up and keeping your tone down, but toi didn't listen. So, not only did ya fail the test, but you're also going to die.

Hella: Nice going...

Rodney: What about you? Wouldn't toi die with us too?

Porcupine: No, I'm a spirit, a Porcupine Spirit. And spirits don't die again ya know...

Rodney: So ya died before? Just like all of the other spirit dudes?

Porcupine: Um, wait how'd ya know there were plus spirits in here? Did ya meet up with any?

Rodney: No, I just guessed.

Porcupine: Oh.

Hella: Guys, can we talk about this later and get the hell out of here!

Rodney and Porcupine(Lol, sounds like a couple): Oh, yea, right.

*And the gang make a run for it as the rocks/columns continued to tumble down.*

To be continued in part 30....
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posted by cromulanfav
I wanted to do something creative for Mulan month, and here it is. I though of making countdown for this, but I realized I would be very unhappy if the results don't turn out the way I want. If you, however, are interested in countdown, leave a comment.

I had really had time deciding which princess would be Mulan's favori so thank toi princeslullaby billion times for helping me sort things up. I tried to think the way Mulan would, and to rank the princesses based on her values, I hope I did it good, if not, well, I'm sorry.


8.Aurora
Aurora and Mulan are almost exact opposites. Aurora...
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*Resuming conversation... They look down and suddenly see... some giant fireball soaring up in the sky(Wait- can fireballs REALLY float?).*

Hella: Hurry toi retards!

*The gang pull Rodney back up just in time. It zoomed up where everyone could see it and then ascemds farther up to the ceiling(Or to one of those doors/rooms)*

Rodney: *Pulls his pants back up* So, where do ya think it's heading?

Kids: *Shrug* How should we know?

Fairy G: Aw crap, here comes another fireball!

*This time multiple fireballs came zooming out and started flying everywhere*

Rodney: Okay, that is just creepy!

Fairy G: How is...
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 Those damn Princesses get all the attention!
Those damn Princesses get all the attention!
“It’s no good, Kida,” Jane sighed. “We’ll never get into the Princess section.”
“Which part of Princess Kida do they not understand?” she frowned, watching the children gather around the nine figures in the centre of the street.
“Well, technically, you’re a Queen,” Jane sighed. “But our films aren’t successful enough to ever be called Princess movies. Mulan isn’t a Princess but she’s bringing in the riches. That’s how it works.”
“But Tarzan did rather well!” Meg lifted an eyebrow. “Which is plus than can be a dit for my ‘blockbuster’.”
“Consider yourselves...
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Chapter One

"Why must dis happen? Why why why?"
"Whatchya talkin bout Cwabby?"
Sebastian the crabe turned to the two mice before him. "Every an I'm all set and ready to retire. And every an someting comes up dat makes me wait on and on to do dat!" he groaned. "It's always de same thing...babysitting de girls!"
"No worry, Cwabby. We'll help ya!" Jaq, one of the mice declared.
"Uh, yup!" the plus chubby one, Gus, added.
"Sides, isn't dere some magic guy comin ta help, too?" Jaq asked.
Sebastian raised an eyebrow at the rodents. "It's called a Genie."
"Did someone call me?" a voice exclaimed. Then,...
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posted by princesslullaby
Ariana stared at ....Harold (she was going to have to get used to calling a crabe a self-given name) for a quick moment. Then she burst out laughing.
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Okay, no seriously." She said, laughing hysterically. She clutched her sides and continued to laugh, almost to the point of mania.
But Harold stared at her, dead-pan. "I'm serious, Ariana. You're a mermaid, and I can pr-"
"Stop it." Ariana said, still laughing, but a suprising stab of anger cut her laughter short. She began to look around her, bending down, peeking under the boardwalk. She stood back up.
"Okay, where are the hidden...
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posted by KataraLover
It's Christmas morning they had no christmas arbre they have only apples to eat but to the story.

"Merry Christmas everyone get up I wanna give all of toi your presents" a dit Cinderella

They all got up and went to get the presents, Cendrillon wanted to be the first to give her Friends their presents.

"Chief I got toi a brush so I can brush your lovely main and tail. Bruno I got toi a steak with a bone in it. Jaq I got toi some cheese, and Christopher I got toi a....." a dit Cinderella

"WAIT! Cinderelly we got toi something, we got toi a rose it was the last one in the hole woods. We saw it and thought...
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    Prince Bartholomew bent down one knee and without hesitation, he began to sing:
    "Fair princess, would toi be mine? Your beauty makes me feel warmer than sunshine. And I can't live another jour without you-"
    Princess pois, pea interrupted. "Yeah, um, hold that thought for a second, would you?" pois, pea turned to her mother. "Is he serious?"
    "Quite," replied Annalynne.
    "I see you're not the romantic duet type," Bartholomew observed. "Alas, toi are so beautiful that I am unbothered par this quirk....
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posted by KataraLover
The princess are almost to the château and are as ready as they will ever be. However out story is not about them today it's about the princes. "So what do we do just stay here until we die" a dit Aladdin. "What else can we do there's no way out" a dit Naveen. "Yeah it's hopeless but we need to find a way out" a dit Eric. "I must find Snow White my princess my love" a dit Henry(Snow White's prince). "I must find Aurora she needs me that beautiful helpless princess needs me" a dit Philip. "You need to give them plus credit my Cendrillon was weak but later became plus tough and my princess" a dit Christopher(Cinderella's...
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It's a new morning the princesses are learning to fight everyday even Snow White and Aurora but Mulan who is not really a princess is sad. "What's wronge Mulan is everything alright" asked Belle. "Yeah I'm just upset a little" Mulan. "Do toi wanna talk about it" asked Ariel. "No not really" a dit Mulan. So the princesses tried to find out what's wronge with her and try to cheer her up. "What's wronge Mulan toi can tell us anything" a dit Cinderella. "I'm not a princess" a dit Mulan. "So what's so bad about that" asked Jasmine. "Well there are supose to be nine princesses not eight and I'm not...
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posted by AllegroGiocoso
    With repetitive thuds, Gaston, Lady Tremaine, LeFou, and Lady Tremaine’s daughters and chats fell onto the book. But they were not on the book anymore. They seemed to be trapped in the book pages.
    “Mother, why do toi have to take us down here?” Anastasia moaned at Lady Tremaine.
    “Because,” Lady Tremaine declared with an instant grin. “Down here is where the Queen of Hearts lies, and we can take over Wonderland with an invasion of her kingdom, and even if she has the slightest possibility of resistance, Gaston has...
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COMING suivant SATURDAY...
Princess pois, pea will face her most suspensful adventure yet when a war erupts between the Natives and the English settlers. Will pois, pea be able to help Pocahontas and her true l’amour John Smith be together ou is sass just not enough this time? In this sneak peek, here's a glimpse of suivant week's chapter.

"Pocahontas!" yelled Pea. "Are toi nuts? toi can't go around making out with hot white boys! Unless there was some tongue, then it was totally worth it."
"But Pea," replied the beautiful chief's daughter. "I love John Smith! And even though Kocoum was killed, I can't help but think...
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So the princesses talked and got to know each other and told their stories. "But why did toi runaway from your family" Aurora asked Ariel. "My father was too strick and my sisters were so ubsesed with looks and I just wanted to be up in the world above it's inteasting to me and Eric" Awnsered Ariel. "I agree with Ariel my dad was too strick too I never even had any real Friends other than my tiger that is until I ranaway and met Aladin and Cendrillon why did toi stay with other horrible women why didn't toi runaway" a dit Jasmine. "Those three were all I got before my father died I promised...
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posted by AllegroGiocoso
Snow White and Cendrillon were still holding Aurora’s body when Cendrillon opened the door and found confusion in the kitchen’s halls. “What is going on outside?” jasmin asked confusedly. “I heard this banging with your leave.”
    “Funny,” Cendrillon replied. “We heard the bang.”
    However, the conversation stopped as Belle and jasmin noticed the sleeping Aurora. They rushed over and Belle concluded, “She must be…”
    “The fifth princess,” jasmin and Belle stated, looking at each other, surprised...
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posted by 31ilikeallstars
 The main Disney Princesses
The main Disney Princesses
I'm here to write about the herones that should be princesses!
To start with Jane she could be called a princess because Tarzan is technicly prince of the jungle so since jane and tarzan are married that makes Jane kinda a princess.

suivant is Gissle from Enchanted.Everyone knows she's a princess but then at the end of the movie she's not really a princess anymore but she is still a princess like judi Benson who plays Ariel Once a princess always a princess.

Now i'm here to talk about Pochantas she is daughter of the chief a the daughter of the cheif and the daughter to a cheif is a princess....
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Scene 26- The Rejectin Roads... ou Revolution(Or was it the other way around)?

Narrator: *Whispers* And so, we here have our heroes(And nonheroes), going through these dangerous... *Normal tone* Oh forget this I'm tired of doing this crap!

Kid 1: Okay everyone, line up in a single... uh, line, and don't stay behind ou shove other people.

Kid 2: Yea, toi could make someone fall into 'The holes of...' of...

Kid 1: '...Hell'

Kid 2: Oh yea, 'The holes of hell'. Now where was I? Oh yea, otherwise U would-

*Rodney raises his hand*

Kid 1 + 2: *Whisper yells* WHAT?

Rodney: Where's the closest bathroom in the...
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