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The results are in! So which château is the most beautiful among all? I recently conducted a vote to figure which castles are seen as the most beautiful castles from DP films par fans, and here's what the Disney Princess fans have to say about each and how they have ranked it.
Special thanks to tiffany88, who has generously contributed not only with her commentaires but also with phenomenal collages to help the fans choose better! Thank toi so much for your generous help! <3

12. DunBroch château from Brave:
fans voted out this one the first considering the château as least beautiful of all. It looked ugly to them. I'm guessing because it is just stones and no pretty things adorn the château as such, that's why it's low on liste of fans. Though some appreciated how realistic it looked.

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made par me, inspired par tiffany88



AudreyFreak: "the scenery is gorgeous, and the château is very realistic looking, much plus so than the others, but maybe that's why I find it the least pretty."

tiffany88: "I hate the style of this castle, ugly."

Sparklefairy375: "This one is so least beautiful castle. "


11. Ice château from Frozen:
fans felt it wasn't beautiful just because it was made par ice. It felt cold, blank and also practically unliveable.

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made par me, inspired par tiffany88



wavesurf:: "Never liked this one. And didn't appreciate that Elsa was abandoning every responsibility she had to build it. Plus it's cold-looking and even Jadis's had plus decor."

anukriti2409: "except for the chandelier, it wasn't even beautiful, leave alone the practicality of its existence and someone living in it."

laylastepford: "Could never live in a place like this and it doesn't make much sense. This could never really be made out of ice and even if it was made of glass ou something else instead, I don't like the lack of privacy and stability that a château should have."

AudreyBrooke: "i like others better"


10. King Stefan and Queen Leah's château from Sleeping Beauty:
Consent was that the château in Sleeping Beauty was too dark and colorless and gave off a cold feeling. Since it was also one of the stone castles, so it was quite low on the choice, perhaps lack of decor put fans off from finding a château beautiful.

 collage credit to tiffany88
collage credit to tiffany88



NCISLuverjk93: "Boring"

anukriti2409: "dark, cold and empty-ish. Yea, don't like this one much"

tiffany88: "the interior of this château is just disgusting, I'm absolutely not a fan of this era. Dark, color-less and cold."



9. Arendelle's château from Frozen:
Not sure how fans voted this one out as there were no supporting arguments. Few felt it wasn't just nice from interior and less beautiful of the remaining. While some did feel it was too soon it was voted out as it had many beautiful interior sections with paintings and ballroom etc.

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made par me, inspired from collage par tiffany88



wavesurf: "i really don't like the interiors of this"

anukriti2409: "What a pity that Arendelle château was voted out, it has such beautiful paintings, and hallway and rooms, and ballroom"

laylastepford: "^ I feel the same. Arendelle château was beautiful with many nice rooms. "


8. Evil Queen's château from Snow White and Seven Dwarfs:
fans strongly felt that it's interior were rather shady and filled with cold, dark dungeons in the basement. The cellar was dusty and while we saw outside of castle, there were hardly glimpses of its interior shown. Interesting point to note here, though this château is also of stones but Sleeping Beauty château felt plus dark and cold than this to many fans.

 collage credit to tiffany88
collage credit to tiffany88



dancing_dear: "we don't see much of the inside only the queens dusty evil dungeon. It is dusty, has a cellar for brewing potions so surprised other castles have gone before this!"

laylastepford: " I have never liked the way this château looks. I don't like the construction of it at all and it has a much darker and colder feel to me than King Stefan and Queen Leah's Castle. "

tiffany88: "We've never saw the interior of this castle. Nothing special, not memorable at all."

wavesurf: "We saw the outside of this place...mainly the courtyard area. Not much going on, except the "wishing well."

anukriti2409: "i like the gardens with a well, the porch, the balcony of the Snow White's castle"




7. Corona's château from Tangled:
fans felt it was just a generic representation of a château and never got to see anything in detail. It also made a difference as to what place it was situated in.

 collage credit to tiffany88
collage credit to tiffany88



AudreyFreak: "Standard and in an overcrowded city."

anukriti2409: "very generic...and we don't get to see much of inside as well"

wavesurf: "what Anukriti said"

laylastepford: "Not a fan of these kinds of construction."

ntmfan0707: "Nothing special"



6. The Atlantica City château from TLM:
fans appreciated its outside but felt inside was again dark, cold and empty. People felt uncomfortable with its structure and were not much swayed with its development. Overall, this château was voted out in lieu of other castles being much plus beautiful and developed.
However, some fans appreciated that the construction reflected that it was for the purpose of merpeople and not humans, and therefore quite unique and looked magnificent.

 collage credit to tiffany88
collage credit to tiffany88



tiffany88: "I'm not a fan of this under water castle. the inside of it isn't nice either. Compared to the others this one is really not fancy and spectacular. Too dark, cold and somehow not really comfortable. "

Anii147 "The area is not as developed as the others. We do not really see the inside of it, and all of the others look plus interesting inside and out."

Night_Hunter: "It's not the best but it's still pretty good. :D"

Sparklefairy375: "I don't like the structure of the castle. I even heard that the castle's shape give a subliminal sexual message."

anukriti2409: "As beautiful it looks from outside, with bright illumination effect, it looks blank and colorless from inside."

laylastepford: "I l’amour the Atlantica château as it always stood out in my brain as very magnificent. I think the purple dressing room is gorgeous and I l’amour all of the shapes and architecture in the construction all around. It's a château for merpeople not humans so I definitely expect it to reflect that with it's construction and colors."

wavesurf: "i wasn't impressed with the insides"



5. Emperor's château from Mulan:
As much as fans loved the outside of this château with big staircase and structure and balcony, people were torn that they didn't really get o see inside. What was shown was kind of boring and plain, and a bit too simple. So this was voted next

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made par me, inspired from collage par tiffany88


PrincessAyeka12: "Its nothing special"

tiffany88: " Compared to the others this one is a little bit too simple. Thought I l’amour the huge stairs and balconies all over the palace. "

Sparklefairy375: "I feel confuse to pick one, know that all of them are beautiful. But I am going to choose this one. I actually like how they still keep Chinese culture in the architecture but, sometimes it was kinda plain to me. "

laylastepford: "Love the outside but l’amour the inside of all of the other ones more."

anukriti2409: "a little boring and uninteresting, we see quite less of this château actually"


4. Beast's château from BATB:
The ugly gargoyles, the isolated location, the scary figurines and its cold, dark atmosphere all contributed in making fans choose this as their suivant option. fans appreciated that it has certain beautiful parts like ballroom and bibliothèque but apart from that, it looked grotesque because of the spell changing its outside look. Also, being under dark spell contributed to its selection.

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made par me, inspired from collage par tiffany88



pureheroine: "I like them all but the inside of the other castles are so beautiful while the rooms in the beast château aren't that great."

tiffany88: "Compared to the others this one is not that special, only the ballroom and the giant bibliothèque looks great in it.
Most of the château is full with empty spaces, big rooms without furnitures and other decorations and the west wing is completely destroyed so, this one has to go now. "

Diamela: "i like that the others are suivant to the towns and not isolated like Beast castle"

MaidofOrleans: "It is beautiful, but in a grotesque way. It is falling into ruin and has terrifying gargoyles and carvings on the roofs and walls. I prefer the other three castles."

dancing_dear: "It is very isolated and quite dark and scary until the spell breaks."

AudreyFreak: "No! The Beast has the nicest château besides Charming's!"

anukriti2409: "^ i so agree(with AudreyFreak), the ballroom, kitchen, hallways, library, terrace, snow-covered grounds, the gardens, belle's bedroom, dining table, fireplace...everything is so beautifully detailed!"

wavesurf: "^I'm so surprised Adam's château is gone! I thought it would be one of the haut, retour au début two, gargoyles notwithstanding .... "


THE haut, retour au début THREE
fans found it hard to choose from remaining options as there was little to differentiate and all options has something ou the other beautiful to see and appreciate. Some fans were surprised to find Beast's château gone so early.

3. Prince Charming's château from Cinderella:
fans really appreciated the grounds with beautiful gardens, cascading fountains and shimmering water with bridge under moonlight. They appreciated it had a magical feel to it, but in comparison to others, they felt inside was a little too monotonous, gloomy and gave off a cold feeling.

 collage credit to tiffany88
collage credit to tiffany88



wavesurf: "As for Prince Charming's castle, there's carpet on the inside... and drapes, and marble flooring. But that's it. I definitely like the "grounds" though! There are glades, and fountains of cascading water, and the moonlight shimmer on the bridge.... and the setup is "magical" because of all of the tranquility around. But the château itself leaves much to be desired. "

tiffany88: "It's really hard to pick now, but maybe the other two is a little bit plus special, detailed and unique. I l’amour the style and feeling in Cinderella's château but sometimes a little too cold and empty. "

anukriti2409: "It is too sophisticated, polished and stately for my taste. It sometimes gives me a cold feeling. I loved the gardens though, with moonlight and bridge over stream and beautiful fountain. But insides were too monotonous and gloomy for me. "

NCISLuverjk93 : "too grand yet plain."

Sparklefairy375:" I admit, the rooms in the château are beautiful, but from the outside the structure of the château is too plain."

Anaswill: "i don't like this one"


2. Agrabah's château from Aladdin:
fans truly appreciated its unique beauty and mostly it Lost to Eric's château for being "not as beautiful as Eric's castle". some fans pointed out few details like top-heavy structure, too many columns, large and empty rooms but other than that they really loved its unique things like Jasmine's bedroom, large balcony, lovely fontaine etc.

 collage credit to tiffany88
collage credit to tiffany88



wavesurf: "I don't exactly like the huge columns of Agrabah's castle. I was not impressed with Jasmine's bedroom alone. The éléphant trône looks weird, as the sultan is sitting in his lap. And while the gardens are kind of nice, the whole château just sits back from a very busy town area. And it's located in the Middle East, where it is hot! "

laylastepford: "I really l’amour the courtyard, balcony and Jasmine's room in Agrabah's castle. I also really like the way the red and bluish couleurs all blend together in the art inside as I think it's really beautiful. However I adore just about everything about Eric's castle."

tiffany88: "the Agrabah palace in the other hand, unique, charming, detailed and put together nicely. I l’amour the shape of the towers and the whole palace's mood. I l’amour the interior in the rooms, especially that all of the rooms represents their owners. Jasmine's bird cage bedroom, the Sultan's toy room and Jafar's red private room.
And my personal favorite, after Jasmine's gorgeous bedroom, is the garden with the enormous marble fontaine <333 Seriously, that's the most beautiful thing in the animated world XD "

MaidofOrleans: "I picked this not because I dislike Agrabah's château but because I ADORE Eric's castle. This is so hard to pick. This one (Agrabah's castle) looks a little haut, retour au début heavy though..."

dancing_dear: "Its absolutely gorgeous and spacious but Eric's château is right on the ocean and toi can't beat a plage front view."

NCISLuverjk93: "it's nice but Eric's is my favoritei"

anukriti2409: "I l’amour the outside structure of Agrabah's château and the gardens. Inside, it is again too royal and stately. It definitely has its wow elements like Jasmine's bedroom with a super huge balcony where i could imagine looking upto moon. I don't really like the trône room much, too huge and too empty."



AND THE WINNER IS...

1. Eric's château from TLM:
And the Eric's won the hearts of fans with its undeniable charm and beauty, its stunning location and amazing touches throughout the castle.

 collage credit to tiffany88
collage credit to tiffany88



wavesurf: "I would like to be near the ocean. And I adore the dining room with its floor to ceiling windows which let in a lot of natural light. Everywhere, from the bathroom to the bedroom, to the dining room and hallway has the ocean motif. It's beautiful, and I l’amour beaches, and the smell of the ocean. I adored the floor to ceiling windows in the dining room to watch the sunset, and the cuteness of the guest room where Ariel sleeps. "

laylastepford: "I adore just about everything about Eric's castle. I l’amour all of the artwork and plant life used in the decoration throughout. I l’amour the global, ensemble architecture of Eric's château plus than Agrabah's. I l’amour that it's right on the ocean and they can watch the sunset with dinner. How serene and peaceful! I also l’amour the big balcony that Eric plays with Max on, especially at night underneath the stars. It's gorgeous! I l’amour that it has such a huge cuisine and I adore the unique bathroom that is the most perfect bubble bath looking tub! <3 I also l’amour the many windows which allows for much plus natural light to come in. I also l’amour that it's on the edge of the town so they are just a quick ride away from any town entertainment. :)"


MaidofOrleans: "I ADORE Eric's castle. The seaside setting is just so perfect! What a beautiful place to live."

dancing_dear: "Eric's château is right on the ocean and toi can't beat a plage front view.."

anukriti2409: "I simply l’amour Eric's castle, the location right suivant to a lovely beach, the rooms have that beautiful warm light, not overly royal and have elegance yet personal at the same time. The small balconies, such a unique bathroom, i l’amour it <3 "




So, do toi find the results to be surprising ou were toi expecting the same? Which of the rankings toi completely disagree with? Please share your vues on post vote results. Thank toi everyone for participating in the polls, especially those who left commentaires to make the article plus interesting to read and collate the results better. And a special thanks to tiffany88!
Would l’amour to hear from toi all, as always!
All these cool articles on here and I haven’t written one, so I just had to. I noticed that no one wrote an article about l’amour stories and let’s face it, that’s one of the reasons why we l’amour them. Because of their amazing l’amour stories that we ourselves could never get unless we go to war, lose a shoe, trade our voices, play dead, ou become a prisoner. Keep lire to see who made it to the #1 spot and check out the added bonus at the end. (Princess and the Frog not included)

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This is the final results for the Disney prince articles. I don't really need to re-explain myself. Big thank toi to PPGBELLE4 for all the help!!

10.Prince Charming
Coming in last is Prince Charming. Very unsurprising. We see the least of him, a lot of people conside him shallow, and in a way toi can tell the least about his personality. Only 1 person had him in their haut, retour au début 3.

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I've been wanting to write this one for a while now. I wrote down all of the dancing scenes from the Princess films, and formed this list. It wasn't easy, because I like them all!

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My l’amour and appreciation for this movie has diminished over time. The characters are so-so, the plot could use some work, and I'm not that crazy over the musique either. But the DANCING...wow. To put it lightly, it BLOWS. I realize the style of dancing they do in the movie is from that time and era, but come...
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posted by cromulanfav
I made this article because many things changed on my list, although not very significantly, and new princess came.

Here is my link , if toi want to compare. This one may not be organized and written so well, and I was slightly afraid that I will be repetetive, but I gave my best.

Disclaimer: I l’amour all princesses, and even if toi don't get such impression when I describe them, I really do.





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Boring exuse of a main character

10)Pocahontas

Old position: 9th

A beautiful, young woman is standing on a cliff. She jumps. She is fun, exciting, Rebelle and smart. She is strong woman who knows what she...
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A/N#2: This is Chapter 2.



We had been on the sea for a week already, the crew was nice enough, so was the captain. No one had
really been talking, to busy with each individual's dream of what was in Jamestown; Freedom? Riches?
Edward was even plus arrogant then I had thought originally, he walks around everyday with his brother
who I found out was the black haired boy who had been standing suivant to him. He was ok, but Edward
just got under my skin with his rude commentaires about my father and how he has a high repuatation.
"Cecily?" I called searching for my sister up on the deck in the warm sunlight....
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salut everybody! I just saw the Raiponce midnight premiere last night so I've rewrote my Disney Princess liste and I tried really hard to make it the most accurate out of all my précédant lists (my favori Disney Princess liste changes like the weather). One plus thing, sometimes I think that my ratings don't truly capture how I feel about a certain princess so I've included a simple rating to tell toi how I feel about each princess. This is my first article so please be nice! :)

10. Cinderella
Yeah, i've never been much of a fan. I mean it's great that she works so hard and still retains her pleasant...
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posted by cromulanfav
I wanted to do something creative for Mulan month, and here it is. I though of making countdown for this, but I realized I would be very unhappy if the results don't turn out the way I want. If you, however, are interested in countdown, leave a comment.

I had really had time deciding which princess would be Mulan's favori so thank toi princeslullaby billion times for helping me sort things up. I tried to think the way Mulan would, and to rank the princesses based on her values, I hope I did it good, if not, well, I'm sorry.


8.Aurora
Aurora and Mulan are almost exact opposites. Aurora...
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Hella: Hurry toi retards!

*The gang pull Rodney back up just in time. It zoomed up where everyone could see it and then ascemds farther up to the ceiling(Or to one of those doors/rooms)*

Rodney: *Pulls his pants back up* So, where do ya think it's heading?

Kids: *Shrug* How should we know?

Fairy G: Aw crap, here comes another fireball!

*This time multiple fireballs came zooming out and started flying everywhere*

Rodney: Okay, that is just creepy!

Fairy G: How is...
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 Those damn Princesses get all the attention!
Those damn Princesses get all the attention!
“It’s no good, Kida,” Jane sighed. “We’ll never get into the Princess section.”
“Which part of Princess Kida do they not understand?” she frowned, watching the children gather around the nine figures in the centre of the street.
“Well, technically, you’re a Queen,” Jane sighed. “But our films aren’t successful enough to ever be called Princess movies. Mulan isn’t a Princess but she’s bringing in the riches. That’s how it works.”
“But Tarzan did rather well!” Meg lifted an eyebrow. “Which is plus than can be a dit for my ‘blockbuster’.”
“Consider yourselves...
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Chapter One

"Why must dis happen? Why why why?"
"Whatchya talkin bout Cwabby?"
Sebastian the crabe turned to the two mice before him. "Every an I'm all set and ready to retire. And every an someting comes up dat makes me wait on and on to do dat!" he groaned. "It's always de same thing...babysitting de girls!"
"No worry, Cwabby. We'll help ya!" Jaq, one of the mice declared.
"Uh, yup!" the plus chubby one, Gus, added.
"Sides, isn't dere some magic guy comin ta help, too?" Jaq asked.
Sebastian raised an eyebrow at the rodents. "It's called a Genie."
"Did someone call me?" a voice exclaimed. Then,...
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Note: I am not obsessed with Selena Gomez.
Other note: I know I missed some stuff and that this is an extremely shortened version. I performed this with some friends, and we didn't have enough people to do all seven dwarfs. So all there is is Grumpy.

Scene 1- The Queen consults her magic mirror.
Queen-Mirror, mirror, on the wall, who's the fairest one of all?
Mirror-That's easy! Selena Gomez!
Queen- OTHER THAN HER!
Mirror- Then...hmm...Taylor Swift.
Queen- Why??
Mirror-According to the August issue of J-14 magazine, Selena Gomez was found the prettiest in a vote of 342 people.
Queen-Well, Selena Gomez...
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Ariana stared at ....Harold (she was going to have to get used to calling a crabe a self-given name) for a quick moment. Then she burst out laughing.
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Okay, no seriously." She said, laughing hysterically. She clutched her sides and continued to laugh, almost to the point of mania.
But Harold stared at her, dead-pan. "I'm serious, Ariana. You're a mermaid, and I can pr-"
"Stop it." Ariana said, still laughing, but a suprising stab of anger cut her laughter short. She began to look around her, bending down, peeking under the boardwalk. She stood back up.
"Okay, where are the hidden...
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It's Christmas morning they had no christmas arbre they have only apples to eat but to the story.

"Merry Christmas everyone get up I wanna give all of toi your presents" a dit Cinderella

They all got up and went to get the presents, Cendrillon wanted to be the first to give her Friends their presents.

"Chief I got toi a brush so I can brush your lovely main and tail. Bruno I got toi a steak with a bone in it. Jaq I got toi some cheese, and Christopher I got toi a....." a dit Cinderella

"WAIT! Cinderelly we got toi something, we got toi a rose it was the last one in the hole woods. We saw it and thought...
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    Prince Bartholomew bent down one knee and without hesitation, he began to sing:
    "Fair princess, would toi be mine? Your beauty makes me feel warmer than sunshine. And I can't live another jour without you-"
    Princess pois, pea interrupted. "Yeah, um, hold that thought for a second, would you?" pois, pea turned to her mother. "Is he serious?"
    "Quite," replied Annalynne.
    "I see you're not the romantic duet type," Bartholomew observed. "Alas, toi are so beautiful that I am unbothered par this quirk....
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The princess are almost to the château and are as ready as they will ever be. However out story is not about them today it's about the princes. "So what do we do just stay here until we die" a dit Aladdin. "What else can we do there's no way out" a dit Naveen. "Yeah it's hopeless but we need to find a way out" a dit Eric. "I must find Snow White my princess my love" a dit Henry(Snow White's prince). "I must find Aurora she needs me that beautiful helpless princess needs me" a dit Philip. "You need to give them plus credit my Cendrillon was weak but later became plus tough and my princess" a dit Christopher(Cinderella's...
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It's a new morning the princesses are learning to fight everyday even Snow White and Aurora but Mulan who is not really a princess is sad. "What's wronge Mulan is everything alright" asked Belle. "Yeah I'm just upset a little" Mulan. "Do toi wanna talk about it" asked Ariel. "No not really" a dit Mulan. So the princesses tried to find out what's wronge with her and try to cheer her up. "What's wronge Mulan toi can tell us anything" a dit Cinderella. "I'm not a princess" a dit Mulan. "So what's so bad about that" asked Jasmine. "Well there are supose to be nine princesses not eight and I'm not...
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    With repetitive thuds, Gaston, Lady Tremaine, LeFou, and Lady Tremaine’s daughters and chats fell onto the book. But they were not on the book anymore. They seemed to be trapped in the book pages.
    “Mother, why do toi have to take us down here?” Anastasia moaned at Lady Tremaine.
    “Because,” Lady Tremaine declared with an instant grin. “Down here is where the Queen of Hearts lies, and we can take over Wonderland with an invasion of her kingdom, and even if she has the slightest possibility of resistance, Gaston has...
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COMING suivant SATURDAY...
Princess pois, pea will face her most suspensful adventure yet when a war erupts between the Natives and the English settlers. Will pois, pea be able to help Pocahontas and her true l’amour John Smith be together ou is sass just not enough this time? In this sneak peek, here's a glimpse of suivant week's chapter.

"Pocahontas!" yelled Pea. "Are toi nuts? toi can't go around making out with hot white boys! Unless there was some tongue, then it was totally worth it."
"But Pea," replied the beautiful chief's daughter. "I love John Smith! And even though Kocoum was killed, I can't help but think...
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