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Warning language, other sick stuff, and violents and pranks "Hello, my name is humphrey the omega, AND THIS IS JACKASS!!!!" humphrey said. He got out a football ball, filled with bees. He kicked it at garth, and thier asses were getting stung. "Oh Shit, ha ha ha!!!" Humphrey laughed. "DUDE THATS NOT COOL.... THE FUCK? I THINK MY cul, ass IS NUM NOW." garth shouted at humphrey.

The squrrel.

Humphrey goes to a forest. Kate sawed him. "Hey humphrey!" Kate shouted. Then humphrey went behind a arbre Then all the sudden a squrrel showed up. *Kate tips her head* " huh, humphrey?!" Kate a dit confuseingly. "Humphrey.... Is that you?!" Kate said. Then humphrey was behind the arbre laughing. "Wha--- what the hell.... Are toi trying to prank me!" Kate shouted. "I also posté it on YouTube. " humphrey said. Then Kate got very pissed off. And kicked humphreys ass.

The gorilla.

" okay mooch, what I want toi to do is dress up as a gorilla, we are going to scare kates parents!" Humphrey said. "Ok got it... Ha ha ha.... Oh oh oh oh!!!" Mooch said. Then mooch out the costume on. "Okay wait until eve and Winston come back, stay in this den, I will signal you!" Humphrey said.

Later....

Eve and Winston got back. Mooch was in There closet. Then mooch came out. "OH, OH, OOH, OOH!!!" mooch came out with a gorilla suit on. Then eve and Winston got out of the den. "What the hell is that?!" Eve said. "Dont worry ma'am i got this, Im a zoology expert, his a gorilla... Hold on i got this." Salty said. He went up to the gorilla. The the gorilla grabbed Salty and pretending to coup de poing him. "What the hell?" Eve said. She saw a zipper behind its back. She unzipped it and she knew it was mooch. Then eve got all pissed off and kicked both thier asses.

Forest boxing.

Humphrey and Kate were just in thier den. Then all a sudden Salty and shakey came in with boxing uniforms. And mooch was shouting. " SALTY THE SHOCKER VS. SHAKEY THE ROCKER!!!" Then Kate said. "What the hell?!" Kate said. Then shakey and Salty began to beat the Shit out if each other. "Basturd!!!" Salty shouted. " Bring it on Shit head!!!" Shakey said. Then Salty won. "WINNER, SALTY THE SHOCKER!!!!" mooch said. Then humphrey and Kate were claping slowly.

The portal potty.

Garth found a portal potty. He was about to use the restroom. Then all the sudden a exploseive came and Shit came out. And garth had Shit all over him. Then he came out. "What the fuck Man! What the fuck!!!" Garth figured out it was humphrey. Humphrey was laughing. Then garth pushed him. "Fucking douchbag!" Garth said.

Weigie!

Humphrey was just walking through through the forest. Garth was behind a tree. Humphrey doesnt know. Then garth pushed a Button. The a underwear showed up and There was a hook on it and it get whole of humphrey and the underwear got on him. And he was hanging. With the underwear, his wearing. " oh Shit!!!" Humphrey shouted. He was hanging 6 feet up the air. "Ha ha ha Im just gonna let bang There for a day!" Garth said. "This isnt funny! Help!" Humphrey said.

How to beat the Shit out of your sister!!!

"Hello, my name is Kate, and Im going to beat the Shit out of my sister all day... Right Now shes in the bathroom... " Kate said. Then Kate opened the bathroom door and beat the Shit outta Lilly while she was urinating. Then Kate left. "Kate... What the hell is the matter with you! Fucking fagget!" Lilly said.

Later...

"Hello my name is Lilly, Im going to get back at my sister.... And Im going to beat the Shit out of her too.... Right Now shes in the tanière, den sleeping.... " Lilly said. Then Lilly sneeked in her room. She was sleeping. Then Lilly beat the Shit out of Lilly. "PAYBACK!!!" Lilly said. "What the hell is going on here!" Eve said. "Well shes the one that beat the Shit out of me first." Lilly said. "Oh Shut up!" Kate said. Then Lilly was pulling her hair. "Ahhh damnit!" Kate shouted. Then Kate was biting her. "Hey stop that ou ill beat the Shit outta you!" Eve shouted. They both Sitted. "Sorry Kate!" Lilly said. "Sorry Lilly!" Kate said. "Hey wheres humphrey?" Kate asked. "I dont know." Lilly said. Humphrey was still hanging on the underwear. "Someone help!" Humphrey shouted. "Anybody?" Humphrey said. Then a squrrel was chewing on the rope. And humphrey fell. "Thank you!" Humphrey said. He took off the underwear. Humphrey went to his den. "Damn it... My Dick hurts!" Humphrey said.

End of episode
It was a bright burning summer morning in jasper and the packs were clambering round to see what their new leaders Kate and Humphrey had to say. it was the news of the long awaited heavy metal festival.

KATE: “As everybody knows the long awaited heavy metal festival is upon us were as toi know anyone can get on the new moonlight stage ( she points to the high colline peak) and sing out their favori metal songs; no screamo, death shit please.”

HUMPHREY: “ I will be chant 2 surprise songs and have also written up a setlist for the festival.” “first up is WINSTON with HALL OF THE MOUNTAIN...
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 The vipère, viper ACR
The Viper ACR
(March 30, 2011)
(this is the morning after our amazing night in bed)

The suivant morning, I woke up to bright sunlight. I yawned and stretched, feeling a little stiff for some reason.
Then it all came back to me. The sex of the night before.
It had been the most amazing night of my life.
I got up and made a pot of coffee with the Folgers Black Silk stuff. The aroma rising from the pot was enough to give the boost that I needed.
When I went back into the bedroom to put some clothes on, Scar was just waking up.
"Morning, beautiful," I said, smiling.
She smiled back. I wasn't sure whether it was my...
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Cando and Scar have been married for a while now and they still haven’t gone on a honeymoon. They planned out theirs. Cando had to get leave from work to go on this trip. They were leaving that night. They a volé, étole and figured out so much technology from humans that howling wasn’t necessary. Instead they called.
“Yo, Winston. I need leave. Scar and I are going on a honeymoon.”
“Sure, Cando. We don’t have much going on anyway.”
“Thanks Winston,” Cando hung up, “He a dit yes. Where should we go?”
“Anywhere. We could just take a road trip.”
“True. Yeah, the truck gets...
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It was a dark night and kate was heading to her cave where winston her father was watching her every déplacer but his eyes were mainly focused on her amazing ass.She entered the cave,"hi dad wheres lilly and mom?"winston looked at kate,"oh they are out so its just going to be me and toi alone .....alone together all night"kate shook her hair,"oh okay cool well im just going to lay down for a while im sooo tired"kate layed down as winston walked over to her slowly"no problem i think ill rejoindre you" he went on haut, retour au début of her and placed chains of all of her four paws,"DAD WHAT ARE toi DOING?!"winston smirked,"don't...
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Chapter 5: Old Frenemies

The sun rose in the valley the suivant day. par then, Viggo and his men had begun to once again make themselves at home. Some of the Crimson Pack had been put on border patrol, others were guarding the western loups with some of Viggo’s men in the western area of the territory.

By midday, Robert arrived, along with some plus men and supplies from the base in the Northern Region. As the men began setting up, Robert approached Viggo.

"Well,” he said, “where are they?”

“Where do toi think?” Viggo asked casually. “They’re gone.”

“You mean they escaped? Again?”...
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