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Warning language, other sick stuff, and violents and pranks "Hello, my name is humphrey the omega, AND THIS IS JACKASS!!!!" humphrey said. He got out a football ball, filled with bees. He kicked it at garth, and thier asses were getting stung. "Oh Shit, ha ha ha!!!" Humphrey laughed. "DUDE THATS NOT COOL.... THE FUCK? I THINK MY cul, ass IS NUM NOW." garth shouted at humphrey.

The squrrel.

Humphrey goes to a forest. Kate sawed him. "Hey humphrey!" Kate shouted. Then humphrey went behind a arbre Then all the sudden a squrrel showed up. *Kate tips her head* " huh, humphrey?!" Kate a dit confuseingly. "Humphrey.... Is that you?!" Kate said. Then humphrey was behind the arbre laughing. "Wha--- what the hell.... Are toi trying to prank me!" Kate shouted. "I also posté it on YouTube. " humphrey said. Then Kate got very pissed off. And kicked humphreys ass.

The gorilla.

" okay mooch, what I want toi to do is dress up as a gorilla, we are going to scare kates parents!" Humphrey said. "Ok got it... Ha ha ha.... Oh oh oh oh!!!" Mooch said. Then mooch out the costume on. "Okay wait until eve and Winston come back, stay in this den, I will signal you!" Humphrey said.

Later....

Eve and Winston got back. Mooch was in There closet. Then mooch came out. "OH, OH, OOH, OOH!!!" mooch came out with a gorilla suit on. Then eve and Winston got out of the den. "What the hell is that?!" Eve said. "Dont worry ma'am i got this, Im a zoology expert, his a gorilla... Hold on i got this." Salty said. He went up to the gorilla. The the gorilla grabbed Salty and pretending to coup de poing him. "What the hell?" Eve said. She saw a zipper behind its back. She unzipped it and she knew it was mooch. Then eve got all pissed off and kicked both thier asses.

Forest boxing.

Humphrey and Kate were just in thier den. Then all a sudden Salty and shakey came in with boxing uniforms. And mooch was shouting. " SALTY THE SHOCKER VS. SHAKEY THE ROCKER!!!" Then Kate said. "What the hell?!" Kate said. Then shakey and Salty began to beat the Shit out if each other. "Basturd!!!" Salty shouted. " Bring it on Shit head!!!" Shakey said. Then Salty won. "WINNER, SALTY THE SHOCKER!!!!" mooch said. Then humphrey and Kate were claping slowly.

The portal potty.

Garth found a portal potty. He was about to use the restroom. Then all the sudden a exploseive came and Shit came out. And garth had Shit all over him. Then he came out. "What the fuck Man! What the fuck!!!" Garth figured out it was humphrey. Humphrey was laughing. Then garth pushed him. "Fucking douchbag!" Garth said.

Weigie!

Humphrey was just walking through through the forest. Garth was behind a tree. Humphrey doesnt know. Then garth pushed a Button. The a underwear showed up and There was a hook on it and it get whole of humphrey and the underwear got on him. And he was hanging. With the underwear, his wearing. " oh Shit!!!" Humphrey shouted. He was hanging 6 feet up the air. "Ha ha ha Im just gonna let bang There for a day!" Garth said. "This isnt funny! Help!" Humphrey said.

How to beat the Shit out of your sister!!!

"Hello, my name is Kate, and Im going to beat the Shit out of my sister all day... Right Now shes in the bathroom... " Kate said. Then Kate opened the bathroom door and beat the Shit outta Lilly while she was urinating. Then Kate left. "Kate... What the hell is the matter with you! Fucking fagget!" Lilly said.

Later...

"Hello my name is Lilly, Im going to get back at my sister.... And Im going to beat the Shit out of her too.... Right Now shes in the tanière, den sleeping.... " Lilly said. Then Lilly sneeked in her room. She was sleeping. Then Lilly beat the Shit out of Lilly. "PAYBACK!!!" Lilly said. "What the hell is going on here!" Eve said. "Well shes the one that beat the Shit out of me first." Lilly said. "Oh Shut up!" Kate said. Then Lilly was pulling her hair. "Ahhh damnit!" Kate shouted. Then Kate was biting her. "Hey stop that ou ill beat the Shit outta you!" Eve shouted. They both Sitted. "Sorry Kate!" Lilly said. "Sorry Lilly!" Kate said. "Hey wheres humphrey?" Kate asked. "I dont know." Lilly said. Humphrey was still hanging on the underwear. "Someone help!" Humphrey shouted. "Anybody?" Humphrey said. Then a squrrel was chewing on the rope. And humphrey fell. "Thank you!" Humphrey said. He took off the underwear. Humphrey went to his den. "Damn it... My Dick hurts!" Humphrey said.

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two months after the group buried Austin and the other two zombies, the group got weaker Eve is weak , Winston is about to be weak, Humphrey is limping badly but still strong , and Salty died from lack of water as for now Hutch, Garth, Kate, Lilly, Cando, and Shakey are the only fully strong ones Hutch:"hows our Water and nourriture supply Cando?" Cando check both Water and nourriture containers, Cando:" uh the water is low but we got plenty of food" Hutch:ok all we need now is to get plus water so we don't end up like Salty" Cando:" right but where do we get plus water most of the water pumps are shut...
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SNOW
AN ALPHA AND OMEGA STORY


By Snow


CHAPTER I
LONE WOLF


I


It was a beautiful jour in Jasper National Park. The sun was out and the radiance of the green herbe shone in the bright morning light. A gentle cool breeze flowed through my fur, making my manteau sway from side to side. The storms had been brutal the past two days but no matter the weather, nothing was going to ruin this perfect day.

I was playing with my new friends, Jessie and Ryan. Jessie had grey fourrure with a white underbelly, her eyes a striking ice blue. Ryan's fourrure was golden, and he shared the same white underbelly as his sister, but...
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Episode 11: Pascal vs Zero (part 2)

Pascal: I must stop you...for Haru!

Zero: toi can't.

Pascal: I will!

Zero: That's what toi think, Pascal, and your obviously wrong *giggles* It's sad.

Pascal: I WILL SAVE HARU!!!! *becomes Photon Dragon*

Zero: How sad...

Pascal: *grows and slashes Zero*

Zero: *jumps*

Kate: *Watching*

Nick: Pascal no!

Humphrey: What is it Nick?

Nick: Zero is trying to anger Pascal!

Pascal: *trying to blast Zero*

Zero: *laughs uncontrollably*

Pascal: Whats so funny?!!!!!

Zero: Reasons!

Pascal: *growls more*

Zero: *uses magic to teleports Kate and Humphrey away*

Nick: Kate! Humphrey!

Zero: *giggles*...
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Humphery picked kate up in his paws and ran the other direction of the circle. The wizard that humphery threw 5 ft away started to get up and started to run to humphery. Humphery started to run faster and that is when his paws started to inch there way off the ground."I can fly!?", so humphery jumped with all his force and shot up into the sky leaving a trail of dust. The dust made the wizard trip on a rock and face planted into the dirt. Humphery flew through the sky like a jet, holding his l’amour in his paws. Kate started to wake up and see humphery flying with her in his paws.
"humphery you...
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10 minutes later...
On News:a children has disapeared in this forest.
slender man:..
news:is it still unknown how him disapeared, he was kidnapped while alone and appeared and forest but after 5 minutes, him disapeared.
humphrey at a angry voice:I HOPE I WILL GET toi KIDNAPPER AND SLAIN YOU!
slender man:*shakes head left and right*
= Nope.
news:well lets talk about good things.
meanwhile...
humphrey has walking at the forest where his son where kidnapped.
he founds the remaining pages saying:"watching no eyes" "NONONONONONO" "dont take this"
he takes the remaining pages.
he runs away from forest until.....
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