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Warning language, other sick stuff, and violents and pranks "Hello, my name is humphrey the omega, AND THIS IS JACKASS!!!!" humphrey said. He got out a football ball, filled with bees. He kicked it at garth, and thier asses were getting stung. "Oh Shit, ha ha ha!!!" Humphrey laughed. "DUDE THATS NOT COOL.... THE FUCK? I THINK MY cul, ass IS NUM NOW." garth shouted at humphrey.

The squrrel.

Humphrey goes to a forest. Kate sawed him. "Hey humphrey!" Kate shouted. Then humphrey went behind a arbre Then all the sudden a squrrel showed up. *Kate tips her head* " huh, humphrey?!" Kate a dit confuseingly. "Humphrey.... Is that you?!" Kate said. Then humphrey was behind the arbre laughing. "Wha--- what the hell.... Are toi trying to prank me!" Kate shouted. "I also posté it on YouTube. " humphrey said. Then Kate got very pissed off. And kicked humphreys ass.

The gorilla.

" okay mooch, what I want toi to do is dress up as a gorilla, we are going to scare kates parents!" Humphrey said. "Ok got it... Ha ha ha.... Oh oh oh oh!!!" Mooch said. Then mooch out the costume on. "Okay wait until eve and Winston come back, stay in this den, I will signal you!" Humphrey said.

Later....

Eve and Winston got back. Mooch was in There closet. Then mooch came out. "OH, OH, OOH, OOH!!!" mooch came out with a gorilla suit on. Then eve and Winston got out of the den. "What the hell is that?!" Eve said. "Dont worry ma'am i got this, Im a zoology expert, his a gorilla... Hold on i got this." Salty said. He went up to the gorilla. The the gorilla grabbed Salty and pretending to coup de poing him. "What the hell?" Eve said. She saw a zipper behind its back. She unzipped it and she knew it was mooch. Then eve got all pissed off and kicked both thier asses.

Forest boxing.

Humphrey and Kate were just in thier den. Then all a sudden Salty and shakey came in with boxing uniforms. And mooch was shouting. " SALTY THE SHOCKER VS. SHAKEY THE ROCKER!!!" Then Kate said. "What the hell?!" Kate said. Then shakey and Salty began to beat the Shit out if each other. "Basturd!!!" Salty shouted. " Bring it on Shit head!!!" Shakey said. Then Salty won. "WINNER, SALTY THE SHOCKER!!!!" mooch said. Then humphrey and Kate were claping slowly.

The portal potty.

Garth found a portal potty. He was about to use the restroom. Then all the sudden a exploseive came and Shit came out. And garth had Shit all over him. Then he came out. "What the fuck Man! What the fuck!!!" Garth figured out it was humphrey. Humphrey was laughing. Then garth pushed him. "Fucking douchbag!" Garth said.

Weigie!

Humphrey was just walking through through the forest. Garth was behind a tree. Humphrey doesnt know. Then garth pushed a Button. The a underwear showed up and There was a hook on it and it get whole of humphrey and the underwear got on him. And he was hanging. With the underwear, his wearing. " oh Shit!!!" Humphrey shouted. He was hanging 6 feet up the air. "Ha ha ha Im just gonna let bang There for a day!" Garth said. "This isnt funny! Help!" Humphrey said.

How to beat the Shit out of your sister!!!

"Hello, my name is Kate, and Im going to beat the Shit out of my sister all day... Right Now shes in the bathroom... " Kate said. Then Kate opened the bathroom door and beat the Shit outta Lilly while she was urinating. Then Kate left. "Kate... What the hell is the matter with you! Fucking fagget!" Lilly said.

Later...

"Hello my name is Lilly, Im going to get back at my sister.... And Im going to beat the Shit out of her too.... Right Now shes in the tanière, den sleeping.... " Lilly said. Then Lilly sneeked in her room. She was sleeping. Then Lilly beat the Shit out of Lilly. "PAYBACK!!!" Lilly said. "What the hell is going on here!" Eve said. "Well shes the one that beat the Shit out of me first." Lilly said. "Oh Shut up!" Kate said. Then Lilly was pulling her hair. "Ahhh damnit!" Kate shouted. Then Kate was biting her. "Hey stop that ou ill beat the Shit outta you!" Eve shouted. They both Sitted. "Sorry Kate!" Lilly said. "Sorry Lilly!" Kate said. "Hey wheres humphrey?" Kate asked. "I dont know." Lilly said. Humphrey was still hanging on the underwear. "Someone help!" Humphrey shouted. "Anybody?" Humphrey said. Then a squrrel was chewing on the rope. And humphrey fell. "Thank you!" Humphrey said. He took off the underwear. Humphrey went to his den. "Damn it... My Dick hurts!" Humphrey said.

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posted by TimberHumphrey
The movie takes place after the first movie. Kate and Humphrey are finally married (so are Garth and Lilly) and Humphrey's living the life he always dreamed of. Now that they're the new leaders of the pack, everything's at peace and life's good. The movie starts with Humphrey narrating stuff that happened.

Humphrey: (narrating; we get shots of the rivers and mountains of Jasper Park) This is Jasper Park, my home. We got everything we need: like caribous, logboarding, hunting, cute girls, golf with Marcel and Paddy and it's all good.
(there's a close up of Humphrey goofing around with Shakey,...
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posted by CODkiller14
Okay, this is my thought of A&O 2 and I'm gonna put it out in session in the end. Ok here we go!
Plot: It was really nice and I like it a lot
Music: off-track! I'm was the DJ in my school (they had nobody and wanted kids try it I won and yea it was a laptops full of playlist and music)
Animation: (srry) Suck so much! I l’amour A&O 1&2 but it was the worse!
Color: Colorful very much color
HD: pretty good
The Character: Nice the actor and actress was perfect with it!
Sound: Not that loud (idk if me with a lot of DJ musique up to loud ou the movie)
Ending: Heart-warming and nice
The movie was heart-warming, funny, nice, and good actor
Plot: 4/5
Music: 3/5
Animation: 2.5/5
HD/Color: 5/5
Sound: 3/5
Ending: 4/5 THIS IS THE TRUTH
TOTAL AVERAGE: 3.5/5 %70 C-
Make your opinion on this!
I own this article Peace CODkiller14
posted by nicker11500
After the video was over Hutch found the map the Jack was talking about and unfold it, on the map was a red cercle of his location and Jacks location which is only just three blocks away to the North after Hutch looked over the map one plus time then folded the map and put it back on his lit Hutch a dit to himself:" go alone huh well he didn't say anything about not being armed" Hutch got the keys to the deuce in a half and opened the tronc of the truck where the weapons are in and Hutch gotten two weapons his m16 and he grabbed a sniper and a hidden blade and he hid it in his fourrure Hutch closed...
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