My Drawings and Me

WEIRD AL YANKOVIC!!! :P

We've been together for so very long
But now things are changing, oh I wonder what's wrong?
Seems toi don't want me around
The passion is gone and the flames died down

I guess I Lost a little bit of self-esteem
That time that toi made it with the whole hockey team
You used to think I was nice
Now toi tell all your Friends that I'm the Antichrist

Oh, why did toi disconnect the brakes on my car?
That kind of thing is hard to ignore
Got a funny feeling toi don't l’amour me anymore

I knew that we were having problems when
You put those piranhas in my bathtub again
You're still the light...

[Chorus - Rihanna:]
Just gonna stand there and watch me burn
But that's alright because I like the way it hurts
Just gonna stand there and hear me cry
But that's alright because I l’amour the way toi lie
I l’amour the way toi lie

[Eminem]
I can't tell toi what it really is
I can only tell toi what it feels like
And right now it's a steel couteau in my windpipe
I can't breathe but I still fight while I can fight
As long as the wrong feels right it's like I'm in flight
High off of love, drunk from my hate,
It's like I'm huffing paint and I l’amour it the plus I suffer, I suffocate
And right before I'm about to drown,...

toi were a great uncle
A brother, a friend
You never walked away from us
You stood there until the end

You looked for help in all the wrong places
Spent your money at all the dog races
Told your jokes half-heartedly and drunk
And always needed a place to bunk

We l’amour you, little Nemo
We miss you, little Nemo
We want you, little Nemo
Glen Campbell, little Nemo
We l’amour you, little Nemo
We miss you, little Nemo
We want you, little Nemo
Glen Campbell, little Nemo

But that's still no reason to end your life
Still no reason to end your strife
You had us, your accueil away from home
You had us waiting to take toi home

We...

The cold wind blows through his hair and he shivers; bringing his manteau closer to his wea body. He hasn't had anything to eat ou drink in days, and knows he's going to die. He struggles to stand and falls instantly, rolling down the colline he was sitting on. His head hits the ground painfully; a deafening crack filling the air. Then all is still.
"What...the heck...is this?" my brother snarled, dropping my story in front of me.
"Wh-what!!" I whined. "Don't toi like it!?"
"That's a shitty start! Why start a story off with toi killing the main character!?" he snapped.
"Hey; it's better than you!" I...