So uh....yeah! I dont think Im alone on this never ending road of horror! Its like, Lady Gaga's song "Bad Romance" isnt even about a guy! Its about the abusive relationship with- with- with delicious things that toi wanna eat, but toi dont wanna eat, then toi eat it then toi beat yourself up and ugh! toi cant win! READ IT ou I WILL EAT MEL!
Mel stood on the scale, she hissed at the scale when the number '120' came up. She sat on her lit and poked her stomach.
"Gyah!" She a dit and poked it again.
"Diet starts today....." She said.
10 minutes later
Mel sat on the counter, a plate on her lap.
"Promised myself I would start the diet today, so for today we are going to eat a salad....." She whispered to herself. She took a bite of salad, then one minute later the plate was clean. She growled at the plate and set it down beside her.
"I mean, I can eat a little snack.....right?" She asked herself. She grabed a bag of nuts.
"Just a couple nuts...." She a dit as she put a couple nuts in her mouth.
"Eh....couple more..." She said, dumping the bag into her mouth. She gasped as she threw the bagacross the cave.
"MEL! STOP! toi CAN DO THIS!" She yelled at herself, making eveyone stare.
"DONT JUDGE ME!!" She screamed as she opened the fridge. She grabbed a chocolat bar, shoving into her mouth.
"AK! HOW DID THIS GET INTO MY MOUTH!?" She screamed at flung it across the cave. She nommed on a chocolat cupcake. She whined.
"Bad Mel!" She told herself.
"I dont want it, I dont want it, I dont w-" She stopped herself and shoved it in her mouth.
"Ugh! I already ruined my diet!" She a dit as she stormed out zeta.
"What the hell was that about?" Ciel asked himself.
Mel jumped into her car and drove down the road. She pulled into a McDonalds drive through.
"Yeah uh....I'll have, six cheese burgers, two large fries, and....a ceasar salad."
"Yeah that'll even it out....."
Ten minutes later....
Mel sat in her room, shoving nourriture in her mouth.
"I'll start it tommorow....." She a dit and smiled.
"Nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom......" X3
And thats pretty much how it works....so
The End!
Mel stood on the scale, she hissed at the scale when the number '120' came up. She sat on her lit and poked her stomach.
"Gyah!" She a dit and poked it again.
"Diet starts today....." She said.
10 minutes later
Mel sat on the counter, a plate on her lap.
"Promised myself I would start the diet today, so for today we are going to eat a salad....." She whispered to herself. She took a bite of salad, then one minute later the plate was clean. She growled at the plate and set it down beside her.
"I mean, I can eat a little snack.....right?" She asked herself. She grabed a bag of nuts.
"Just a couple nuts...." She a dit as she put a couple nuts in her mouth.
"Eh....couple more..." She said, dumping the bag into her mouth. She gasped as she threw the bagacross the cave.
"MEL! STOP! toi CAN DO THIS!" She yelled at herself, making eveyone stare.
"DONT JUDGE ME!!" She screamed as she opened the fridge. She grabbed a chocolat bar, shoving into her mouth.
"AK! HOW DID THIS GET INTO MY MOUTH!?" She screamed at flung it across the cave. She nommed on a chocolat cupcake. She whined.
"Bad Mel!" She told herself.
"I dont want it, I dont want it, I dont w-" She stopped herself and shoved it in her mouth.
"Ugh! I already ruined my diet!" She a dit as she stormed out zeta.
"What the hell was that about?" Ciel asked himself.
Mel jumped into her car and drove down the road. She pulled into a McDonalds drive through.
"Yeah uh....I'll have, six cheese burgers, two large fries, and....a ceasar salad."
"Yeah that'll even it out....."
Ten minutes later....
Mel sat in her room, shoving nourriture in her mouth.
"I'll start it tommorow....." She a dit and smiled.
"Nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom......" X3
And thats pretty much how it works....so
The End!
1. Make a really stupid joke that a 5 an old might laugh at. Ex) knock-knock jokes, chicken crossing the road jokes.
2. Start jouer la comédie like a little kid with her.
3. Shooting colored paintballs with a gun.
4. Falling down on purpose
5. Being afraid of an animal she turns into
6. Copying her
7. Sing Disney songs with her
8. Dance on the table, tableau with her
9. Randomly start yelling about things that don’t make any sense
10. Babies
11. Bratz poupées (cause their feet are bigger than their heads)
12. Sponge Bob and Plankton chant the F.U.N song
13. Jello (cause when toi poke it, it wobbles like a hula girl)
14. GUMMY BEARS!!!!
15. Mel slapping people
16. Guys wearing Tuxedo T-shirts
17. Kittens
18. Guys striking out
19. Tom and Jerry (old not new)
20. Casper the Ghost
21. Smiling sun in cartoons
22. The word asperges
23. Asking for fruit punch
24. Clowns
25. People saying they are going to kick another person’s butt
2. Start jouer la comédie like a little kid with her.
3. Shooting colored paintballs with a gun.
4. Falling down on purpose
5. Being afraid of an animal she turns into
6. Copying her
7. Sing Disney songs with her
8. Dance on the table, tableau with her
9. Randomly start yelling about things that don’t make any sense
10. Babies
11. Bratz poupées (cause their feet are bigger than their heads)
12. Sponge Bob and Plankton chant the F.U.N song
13. Jello (cause when toi poke it, it wobbles like a hula girl)
14. GUMMY BEARS!!!!
15. Mel slapping people
16. Guys wearing Tuxedo T-shirts
17. Kittens
18. Guys striking out
19. Tom and Jerry (old not new)
20. Casper the Ghost
21. Smiling sun in cartoons
22. The word asperges
23. Asking for fruit punch
24. Clowns
25. People saying they are going to kick another person’s butt
Goodnight Moon is Really a book XDD This is the Cover! You might remember it from your childhood!
