No plus Heroes 2 Desperate Struggle: "The Movie"

As of the time this is released, a huge rumor has gone around America that clowns are stalking and terrorizing everyone in the country. It started out small at first, but things only increased as plus and plus of these clowns were found. News media began to follow all of these clowns movements, and schools were closed due to being so worried about the clowns, one of the plus récent sightings being in Cincinnati Ohio, which is way too close to where I live. So, with all these rumors of clowns going around, I think now is a good time to talk about Stephen King’s It…… Nah, just kidding....

The Canterlot Highway Patrol is a very busy organization, protecting everyone on, and around the highways of Canterlot. Of course, there are some ponies that despise them, and call these police ponies Chips, ou chippies for short.

Jon Baker, and Frank Poncherello, two CHP officers, were riding Harley Davidson motos on one of the highways.

Jon: *Riding his motorcycle suivant to Frank* It sure is a nice day.
Frank: Not just with the weather, but with the activity. Things are going easy for us.

A blue GT500 passed them going over 80.

Jon: *Rides his motorcycle after the car*
Frank: *Following...

Ayumi: And it was said, the principal was so fat, every died
Satoshi: Re-really
Yoshiki: I’m calling bullshit on that (All the lights turn off)
Satoshi: Oh, god. I think I pissed myself
Yui: (Turns on the lights) Oh, it’s just me and Yuka
Yuka: I WILL EAT YOUR SOULS
Mayu: Aww, she’s so cute
Yuka: I’LL CUT YOU, chienne
Satoshi: Oh, thank god. I thought I was dead (Unknowingly, grabbing Naomi’s breasts)
Naomi: Satoshi, will toi stop fondling my breasts firmly with your hands and-
Seiko: Naomi, you're having your crazy fantasies again
Naomi: Oh, right. Sorry
Satoshi: ….. Huh
Namoi: ……...

Hello everyone, and welcome to the first article of Boss Bits. So the first game I will be talking about is none other then the XBox Original Legend Fable. This game is a masterpiece. It had great characters, great gameplay, an awesome story and had some real good humor too. This game series is pretty much where toi play as one of the last remaining Hero's of the country of Albion and toi have a choice to be good ou evil. This game is fun, but then... There are the bosses. Which we will be talking about... right now
(Warning, this article contains spoilers)

Boss: guêpe Queen
The guêpe Queen is the...

Whenever it comes to animation, there’s something so fascinating about it. It’s much different from the real world, and animation allows people to do things that toi couldn’t do in reality. And I kinda need to l’amour animation, since I to wish to work in animation. Now, I can’t draw to save my life. All I can do is write, and that’s about it. But I still l’amour the animation of dessins animés and animes, and even video games. So, today, I want to share with toi all animation styles par creators that I l’amour the most. Some toi may like, and some I may get toi to like. So, let’s start with the...

Remember how great Nightmare on Elm Street? Remember the mystery of Freddy and how the reveal turned out to be rather creepy? Remember all the creepy special effects that, while limited, managed to make the movie even scarier. Well, thanks to the remake done par Michael Bay, we can throw all those out the window, because I got for toi all, not a Nightmare on Elm rue classic, but the 2010 remake of the same name, and let me tell you, it sure is a scary movie… For completely different reasons.



Now, while Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2003 wasn’t really a good movie, it at least had SOMETHING...

Wind: (Smokes cigarette)
Cody: Hey, queer
Wind: Hello, failed abortion
Cody: toi know, toi shouldn’t be smoking. The School-Fags will find out
Wind: Like I care about some fucking school people
Hall Monitor: Hey, put out that cigarette
Wind: Gladly (Puts cigarette out on the Hall Monitors hand)
Hall Monitor: (Screams in pain)
Cody: Hey, did toi hear about that new kid. I hear he is a real perv
Wind: Incase toi forgot, everyone is too scared of me to even get two feet near me to tell me anything
Cody: Oh, here he comes right now (Kid walks by)
Kid: Hey, I’m James
Wind: Hey, I don’t care...

This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..

Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - arc en ciel Dash
Sargent Schultz from Hogan's Heroes - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland montrer - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - cidre fort, applejack

Now, let's begin. Fluttershy was putting a basket of apples on a arbre stump when suddenly..

Parasprite: *Appears out of nowhere*
Fluttershy: AH! *Hides, but realizes the parasprite did not do anything scary*
Parasprite: *Goes to Fluttershy*
Fluttershy: Oh, hi. toi look very adorable. I gotta take toi to meet some friends....

We all play games to actually get away from all the pointless chores of reality. Sadly, though, there are moments in games that throw us right back into reality par making us do the same chores as in reality. Now, a few rules before I begin. Only one game per franchise and only games that I have played. Now, with all that said, lets start the list.



#10: Survivor Chores from Dead Rising - Now, this really isn’t pointless, as saving survivors does get toi a new weapon, levels toi up, ou gives toi money. However, there are THOSE survivors. toi know the ones, the ones that will refuse to...

Freddy started the story par narriating. Saying that over the years, people have found a way to forget about him, saying "I can't come back, if nobody remembers, I can't come back, if nobody's AFRIEEEEED!".

However, he found Jason, and has a plan, of using him to bring back the fear into Elms street.

And so, disguised as Mrs Voorhees he brought Jason back to life, and convinced him to go to Elms street.

Freddys plan was working perfectly so far.

 

Meanwhile.

Lori Campbell, a reasonably attractive (depending on ones opinion) young adult, now lives at at 143 Elms rue (supposebly where most of Freddy's...

~Story~

In 3045, humanity has been enslaved par a The Master Race, a race of chrome robots that are powered from the knowledge of humanity's smartest humans. Humans who were deemed as “Rotten” to the Master Race, they were sent to work in constructing God’s Eye, a large compound above Earth where other members of the Master Race from across the globe can meet from this one structure that is connected to every country in the world. The smarter humans known as “Source” are placed into small chambers where they are put to sleep and imagine themselves in a world before the Master Race came...

toi know, one of these days, Adventure Time, and Regular Show, the only dessins animés on cartoon network I can stand, will be run out of ideas and be cancelled one day. However, one montrer that will never ever get cancelled, and will be there to laugh in our faces when those shows are cancelled, is the Cartoon Network abomination, Johnny Test.
Now, this montrer started out on the WB Kids channel, but, then, after it shut down, all of there shows went into some sort of télévision limbo. And, guess what, Johnny Test was the only montrer saved par Cartoon Network, even though there were , I don't know, MUCH...

Now, people have been talking about the Creepypasta called the Tails Doll, which is a doll of Tails from the game Sonic R, and if toi play the game, Tails Doll will come and kill you. Now, I think its time I tell toi all that this story sucks. Or, plus importantly, the story in which it came from, titles Tails Doll: My Story.
So, the story starts where a kid badly wants to play Sonic R, and we reach our first problem. Someone wants to play Sonic R, one of the worst Sonic games ever made, if not the worst. Hell, Screwattack a dit it was worse then Sonic Free Riders, Sonic Labyrinth, and even Sonic...

This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..

Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - arc en ciel Dash
Sargent Schultz from Hogan's Heroes - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland montrer - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - cidre fort, applejack

Now, let's begin. Spike was helping Twilight train with her magic.

Spike: Come on Twilight, toi can do it.
Twilight: Man, shut the fuck up, and stand still. *Uses magic to give Spike a mustache*
Spike: *Looks at himself in a mirror* This is awesome. Now I can ask Applebloom out.
Twilight: Wait, I thought toi liked Rarity....

After defeating a few wild Pokemon, Mercury evolved into a Quilladin. This made Nik disappointed, but made him look vers l'avant, vers l’avant to the final powerful evolution.

After besting Professor Sycamore in a Pokemon battle, Nik was donné a choice between a Bulbasaur, a Charmander, and a Squirtle. He chose the Squirtle and named it Fall Out Boy.

After plus battles, Marky Mark evolved into a Butterfree, and become a plus powerful and reliable ally amongst Nik’s Pokemon.

Route 5, Versant Road, was a bust for Nik, as it was only filled with Bunnelby. It wasn’t until Nik Lost his chance that actual good Pokemon...