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Oh boy, here we go. We had to get to a really awful movie eventually. Now, this isn’t like Elves, Silent Night, Deadly Night ou Jack Frost. This movie we are reviewing isn’t a so bad it’s good movie. No, this movie is just all bad. I hate it… In case it wasn’t clear. I talked about the classic 1980s Nightmare on Elm rue and the terrible remake for October Movie Marathon. And, on Christmassacre, I talked about Black Christmas. So, that’s right, I’m talking about the terrible remake, the 2006 remake of Black Christmas. Also, I couldn’t find images because of the violence. Plus,...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog

 Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see. *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see.
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see. *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see.

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 The cercle comes from the right, followed par Wind's name. When it stops, a lightning bolt appears in the circle.
The cercle comes from the right, followed par Wind's name. When it stops, a lightning bolt appears in the circle.


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An airplane was flying over the Midwest en route to Los Angeles.

Alan: *Sitting suivant to Harry* Finally, we're getting a well deserved vacation.
Harry: To beautiful California.

SeanTheHedgehog & windwakerguy43 present

Six Shooters 3

Starring SeanTheHedgehog as Alan Martinez
Windwakerguy430 as Harry Penn
Hannah Belle as Catherine Laurent
Nikki Glaser as Jane Rinnon...
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Back when making low budget films wasn’t the easiest thing in the world, there was a man par the name of Sam Raimi, who made a couple of short films, but nothing too special. However, after getting a budget of just over just under four hundred thousand, and a studio crew, he started to work on one of his first movies. Who would have thought that his first movie would be his best movie and one of my favori films of all time. That movie is The Evil Dead



Evil Dead follows a group of five college students, Ash, his girlfriend Linda, his sister Cheryl, friend Scotty, and Scotty’s girlfriend...
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posted by Canada24
#1: TITANIC:
Jon: What sorrow, I feel for these characters.. Red haired lady.. Old ladies.. Currently DROWNING human.. And 101 don-..
One hundred and what!?.. One hundred and what now!?…. (camera zooms in on the dog) BONGO!? IS THAT YOU!?

#2: ARE toi AFRIED OF THE DARK:
Man in movie: (two the little kids he locked in his house) Just answer this riddle. Than I'll let toi go free.
Jon:TWO KIDS ARE GONNA DIE TONIGHT!!

#3: GOOSEBUMPS:
Jerry: Oh man, toi and your dumb hobbies!
JonTron: Yeah, fuck toi for being interested in things, toi stupid bitch!

#4: TITANIC:
Jon: Wait, it's just a legend?...
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Anderson White from Detective Smith
A man who was once a detective, working on the White gant Case, a large murder case involving the deaths of eleven people, including Smith’s mentor, Detective Osborne, caused par the White gant Killer. He was soon found out to be the White gant Killer, and the court deemed him as insane and placed him in an asylum. Even though he was found to be the killer, no one would know that he really wasn’t insane at all, and only killed because he loved it, claiming that he truly one in the end against Smith, causing Smith to feel Lost without his mentors help...
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………….. Jésus Christ, people. I mean, Jésus FUCKING CHRIST! I think we may have found one of the most god awful fanfics ever. Trust me, it’s bad…. It’s really bad… It’s really FUCKING bad! It is an eight chapter Metroid fanfic, known simply as Metroid…. High School….. We haven’t even gotten into the fanfic, and I am already montrer toi all how this is a mistake.
So, we start off this abomination with the auteur telling us that the Big Dance, ou rather, the Baig Dance, was in three days, and Ridley decided to ask Samus…. toi know, Samus? The bounty hunter whose parents...
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There are a lot of films out there. And a lot of films have a lot of awesome endings that are really well made. But then, there are THOSE endings. Those endings that just come up and say, “Hey, thanks for watching the movie and paying us $20, asshole. No refunds”. Now, these are movie endings that I find to be awful, so, you’re idea of an awful ending might be different than my idea of an awful ending. Also, these have to be from films that only I have seen. Another thing is that this ending does not reflect on my global, ensemble thought on the movie. The movie could be great and still have...
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Now, everyone loves movies. They have been around since the 1920’s and they have even brought us all some amazing films… BUT, there are things in films that just plain piss me off. So, I present to toi all my liste for the haut, retour au début Ten Worst Movie Cliches… In my opinion.

#10: Shaking Camera AND 360 Turn - This one is a tie between two cliches that are pretty similar. The Shaking Camera is when the camera shakes like crazy, and can’t keep still for plus than two seconds. I feel like I’m gonna get sick just looking at it. It’s camera movement like this that made me not like the Blair Witch...
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posted by windwakerguy43
Now, lets think back to a common time. Back when Capcom didn’t fucking suck. Yes, believe it ou not, Capcom was one of the best video game companies around, with games like Megaman, rue Fighter, Resident Evil, Streets of Rage, Ghosts and Goblins, and Phoenix Wright. But, in the an 2006, Capcom released a new franchise called Dead Rising. It allowed toi to fight off hundreds of zombies with amazing, and ridiculous weapons. It was gory, it was violent, it was cruel… and it was fucking awesome. Then, Dead Rising 2 came out, and when I played it, my mind was blown. The game was even better...
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Now, if toi know me, toi would know that my favori game of all time is Legend of Zelda: Wind Waker. Just look at my name. It should be obvious. But, my seconde favori Zelda game is Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask. What this game does better then Wind Waker is its sidequests. Yeah, sorry, Wind Waker, but not every game is perfect. toi kinda lack good sidequests. I guess Nintendo used up all their ideas for Majora's Mask. So, I will tell toi all the haut, retour au début Five best sidequests in Majora's Mask. First off, no sidequests that give toi items that are mandatory to beat the game. So, none of those...
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salut everyone. Remember my review of Half Life: Full Life Consequences and how it was so poorly written that it was funny. Well, there is another fanfic just like it. It is known as A Haunting Most Mario.
So, it starts with the guy buying the Mario game and an NES. Once he starts playing it, weird things start happen. However, it becomes very cliched, especially for those who have read cursed game creepypastas. But, sometimes, it gets really stupid. Such dumb citations are "Welcome to Hell World" ou "Deathworld, World 6-6-6". But, one of the dumbest is the well known quote "YOU CAN'T RUN FROM THE...
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windwakerguy43 - Hey, I'm Windwakerguy430, am joining me in my review is Button Mash. That's right, I'm actually reviewing something with someone else. And today, were reviewing Fable 3.
Now, I always loved Fable. I have played almost every game. But Fable 3 is such a terrible game. One of the worst things was the Sanctuary. I admit, it was unique. Sadly, unique isn't good, and so is the same with the Sanctuary. It gets real boring to have to pause, wait for it to load, go to a room, walk to the item, pick up the item, and leave. Good God it's boring

Button Mash - -Story-
Fuck the spoilers;...
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Well, after a long break, its good to be back with some new reviews. Now, sadly, we get to start of my 51st review with one of the dumbest things ever. Its called the feu Challenge.
Wow. I mean wow. I thought it wasn't possible for people to get dumber. There's the Condom Challenge, where toi put a condom in your nose and pull it out your mouth and hope toi don't suffocate, then there's the Cinnamon Challenge where toi eat cinammon and try not to choke. But, people could get dumber. Here it is, the feu challenge, where toi set yourself on feu for no goddamn reason. What the hell, what is wrong with this world. Are people really this stupid that they actually set themselves on fire. Apperently they do. Its even been shown on the news, for gods sake.
Well, that's all I got. This is a stupid trend that makes me wonder why the help some people have the internet. But, hey' that's only my opinion. What's Your Take
I'm going to say something that will probably piss toi all off so much that toi may hate me for it, so toi should probably leave... Seriously, its bad... This is your last chance... Okay, but I warned you... I prefer Grand Theft Auto 4 over Grand Theft Auto 5... I feel everyone making hate commentaires already.
Now, I don't hate GTA5, in fact, I think its one of the best games of this generation, but, compared to GTA4, it could be better. Now, lets see why I like GTA4. Well, I like this a little plus due to its story. It was a little plus (Okay, a lot more) serious then GTA5. This was mainly due...
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posted by windwakerguy43
Wind: (Sits on a plane, as he see’s people watching nothing but romantic comedies on the plane)


Wind: (Sits on a bus, as he hears people constantly looking around, playing Chokaman Move.


Wind: (Walks down the sidewalk, seeing the streets lined with protesters against Ronald Dump victory in the election)


Wind: (Walks onto the campus of Clearwater University) Oh boy, not even on campus yet, and I already feel like this place is gonna be just like Eastwood. At least I’ll feel right at home


College Administrator: You’ve got what it takes, kid. You’ve got talent, determination, and lots of guts....
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Saten Twist: Who wants to take a look at my new chain saw?
Tim: *Points his gun at Saten Twist* Sir, put the chain saw down.
Saten Twist: What for?
Tim: toi killed four other ponies with it.
Orion: I can't go one minute without being interrupted.
Tim & Saten Twist: Sorry.
Tim: *Arrests Saten Twist*
Orion: Our final two shows for the night are...

On The Block - Rated TV-PG13
Gran Turismo - Rated TV-PG

Orion: Enjoy.

Welcome to the block, where a group of ponies that are Friends live on the same block in Ponyville. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering*...
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posted by windwakerguy43
Sonic: Huh… I wonder what this speed boost does (Steps on the boost and is launched down the street) Wow! I can go extra fast! Hmmm.
(1 heure Later)
Sonic: (Sets up an entire set of speed boosts) Alright, let’s go (Steps on the speed boosts and runs super fast, but soon ends up running too fast) (Sonic runs down the street)
Tails: Hey, So- (Sonic runs past him, tearing off Tails’s flesh and leaving his bones)
Sonic: (Runs down the street, destroying vehicles and buildings) (Sonic runs around the entire world multiple times in seconds, destroying cities and killing millions) (Sonic finally...
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For those of toi wondering what I think the greatest game of 2015 was, since everyone on the planet seems to be talking about it, I would have to say that the best game of that an had to be the groundbreaking masterpiece….. Alone in the Dark: Illumination. Oh, and Undertale was a great game to. So, since I obviously can’t review Illumination, we will just have to go with Undertale, as requested par Alinah_09. So, let us not waste anymore time (Then again, you’re lire a review par me)
Undertale is a game created par Toby Fox, who also worked on….. Uh….. All I know is that he worked...
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posted by windwakerguy43
~Story~

In 2275, Earth has become known as the NightLight Planet, as Amethyst City’s thousands of neon signs makes the city extremely bright, making it almost as bright as the sun. This became a beacon for other races on other planets to find Earth and see it’s culture and people. This soon lead to the discovery of alien life on other planets, and it was soon revealed that aliens behave like humans do, with well paying jobs, a perfect economy, a justice system, and similar reproduction methods. However, like humans, some aliens were involved in gang violence, robbery, trafficking, and assassinations....
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