DIGIMON Adventures 01 REVIEW Retrospect (@RebelTaxi)

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Windwakerguy430's haut, retour au début Ten Demons

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Hello, everyone. Now, Halloween is only a few days away…. Like, ten weeks away… Well, I want to get an early start, so, for all of you, I am going to make ten different haut, retour au début tens for the suivant following Saturdays. And what better way than to start with the haut, retour au début ten demons. Now, demons are the little red creatures that toi find lurking the in the depths of hell, ou in some part of the media. Now, first some rules. Only one demon per franchise, and only from what I have seen, ou played. Also, I am including ANYTHING! Be it movies, games, TV shows, whatever. It’s so that way, I can make these...

Dirty Harry Parody: Frank Sinatra

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I could not believe my eyes when I saw this picture, montrer Frank Sinatra playing as Dirty Harry instead of Clint Eastwood. It would be interesting to see what the movie would be like. Wouldn't it? Well thankfully, I found a clip. It was deleted from youtube, so I have to write it out for you.

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Bank Robber: *Laying on the ground, bleeding with a shotgun laying towards him*
Frank Sinatra: *Dancing towards his victim while holding his .44 magnum as if it was a sword*
Bank Robber: *Tries to grab the shotgun*
Frank Sinatra: Ah ah.
Bank Robber: *Looks at Frank Sinatra*

Frank Sinatra: *Pointing...

Original Fan-Fiction: Network 999! Episode 2: A Trial, Then An Error....

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(Link to the first episode will be in the commentaires section for those who haven't seen it yet.)

(Hey there! Jared Potts here with the suivant exciting episode of my new récent hit fan-fiction series, Network 999! Seeing as how the support for the last episode was pretty incredible, I decided to make the suivant one a bit early. :D I hope toi enjoy the suivant episode of Network 999!)

Quick Story Recap: It is the an 2087, and technology nowadays is extremely advanced.

The Internet (called Network 999) is also even plus powerful than ever. toi see, ever since a group of scientists produced an update to...

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Wind's Story Time: Wind Finds a Dead Dog At a Park and Closes Down That Portion of the Park

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Guys, I am not making this up, this is probably the darkest one par far. Sure, it may not be so bad when we get to later stories, but trust me, par far, this is my darkest one. So, back when I was like nine, and I was still living in a suburban neighborhood. And let me tell you, this neighborhood is like one of those late 70’s sitcoms. I mean, this place was so caucasian, that I felt like I was in a winter wonderland. But anyway, we went to this one park called Hueston Woods back when we all actually gave a shit about going outside (Yeah, imagine that. Kids actually used to go outside). Anyway,...

Wind Waker Abridged: The After Adventures - Episode 13 - ...Keeps the Doctor Away

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Link: Man, this job is a lot plus fun than I thought (Kills monster) I mean, when do I get to help someone par killing someone (Kills another monster) It’s very rare I get to help out someone and actually have fun doing it (Kills another monster) Okay, I think I finally have enough of these things hearts…. But, I’m in no rush (Continues to kill monsters, then, hears music) What is that? Is it an angel. I got to find it (Hears musique behind waterfall) What is this. The musique is coming from behind this waterfall (Climbs through waterfall, leading to an empty cave) Oh, a secret cave. Good...

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What's Your Take - article 116 - Very Dirty Movie

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(Some readers may find this disturbing)

So, what do toi get when toi get sex, rape, and poor writing..... well, pretty much most of the shit I reviewed, but what if it was a Creepypasta.... Okay, without involving My Little Pony........ toi get Dirty Movie.
Now, lets start off with saying the main character is a porn director.... Hate this story already. Anyway, he retires, because I don't know. This couple comes to him, because I don't know, and they ask him to help with their sex life, because I don't know, and the porn director comes out of retirement to help them......... Because I don't...

What's Your Take - article 97 - Shrek is Hate, Shrek is Die

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................... What the fuck.............. Seriously......... What the fuck................... What is this abomination of a fanfic................ just what the fuck is this disaster..................... Well, one things for sure, it's known only as Shrek is Love, Shrek is Life.
Now, first off, Warning, this is not something toi want to see. Unless toi are okay with its awfulness, turn back now. Anyway, this fanfic is, THANKFULLY, short. But, there is so much a fanfic can do in just twenty seconds. Trust me, this fanfic does it. And it is horrible. Anyway, it starts with a nine-year-old..........

Legend of Zelda: Wind Waker Abridged - Part 11

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Medli: Oh, damn, I've been trying to genetically create Link par using that blood sample. Maybe I need a seaman sample as well. Perhaps I can seduce him to- Wait, if I did that then why would I need to create this clone of his in the first place
Link: Hey, Medli
Medli: Link. You've returned. I knew you'd come back for-
Link: Yeah, whatever. Listen, I need to find some psychotic bird human hybrid, and toi fit that position well, so, come on
Medli: Wait, what would my father think
Link: I already talked to him
(Flashback)
Link: And that's why I need your daughter
Postman King: But can't toi just take...

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Legend of Zelda: Wind Waker Abridged - Part 1

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Narrator: Long ago, in the kingdom of Hyrule, there lived lots of farmers and only one horse. Suddenly, a giant black guy came and set houses on fire. All hope was lost, until a boy dressed in girls clothes came and defeated the giant black man. The possibly homosexual boy was known as the Hero of Time. The land was in peace for years, until the black guy came back, for some reason, and set stuff on feu again. People hoped the hero would return, but he never did and everyone realized he was just a fucking poser. What happened to the land of Hyrule. None remain who know....... Wait, then how...

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DragonBall Z Abridged: Episode 54 - TeamFourStar (TFS)

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Why Wind Should Not Visit Dishonored

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Wind: (Walks over to the Empress) So, yeah, when I went to those other towns to find the cure for the plague…. They tried to lynch me, but since they were worried they’d get the plague from touching me, they then started shooting at me with rifles. I had arrows and firebombs thrown at me. I think I breathed in enough bomb ash that it’s fucking up my lungs as we speak.
Empress: Oh, this is terrible
Wind: You’re damn right it’s terrible. I’m the only one in this damn city with an attention span lasting plus than five seconds, so if I die, we’ve all pretty much Lost the only person...

What's Your Take - article 179 - Death NO!!!te (Spoilers for Death Note)

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So, I want to talk about an amazing animé that has so many fans. I watched it, and I can see why people like it so much… BUT, although I do like it… It has its problems. That animé is Death Note.
Now, Death Note is an animé that is about a school student named Light Yagami, who finds a dangerous book called the Death Note, which gives him the ability to kill anyone whose name is written in the book. This then leads him to create a new world order and kill all the worlds criminals, but he is then being hunted down par the police and L, the worlds greatest detective, but always manages to stay...

Wind Waker Abridged: The After Adventures - Episode 6 - Youth and Revolt

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Link: Okay, so, what do we do suivant on Windfall
Tetra: Well, there is this teacher named Ms. Marie who is having problems with a group of kids.
Link: ...... Why do I give a fuck
Tetra: A reward involving a thousand dollars and your own tropical island
Link: Wait, are toi serious.
Tetra: Yep
Link: ........... Your bullshitting me
Tetra: Why don't toi find out then
Link: .....................
(Later, at Ms. Maries school)
Ms. Marie: Oh, young boy, please help me, I-
Link: Yeah, don't worry, I'll fix the problem
Ms. Marie: toi will? Oh tha-
Link: Yeah, shut up (Walks out)
(Later, outside)
Link: Okay, now, where...

Wind Waker Abridged: The After Adventures - Episode 3 - All Work and No Play

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Link: I swear to god, this is a bunch of bullshit. We have met two people, and got shitty rewards.
Tetra: Well, we still got one plus person on this island to talk to. Mesa
Link: Mesa. toi mean the lazy bum
Tetra: Well, I'm sure he has a good quest for us
(Later, at Mesa's house)
Mesa: Cut my grass
Link: ........ Really. Cut the grass. I swear, I am doing chores for lazy as shit people.
Mesa: toi want your reward ou not
Link: Well, fine (Walks out and cuts the grass)
Tetra: Well, sure, things may be boring, but, at least we're getting a reward
Link: Really? What? Ten dollars for the Candy store
Tetra:...

Zom-Beat: The Prequel Series - Episode 6

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Nate: (Driving through city with Emma and Chris) I can't believe we have to go and get money for a couple of punks
Emma: At least we'll be safe
Chris: Yeah. I just want to find a place where we can eat. God, I'm starving
Nate: Christ, please, just, stay quiet
Chris: Fine, I'll just keep quiet and starve to death
Nate: Good. Do that (Keeps driving, until he comes to bank, only to see a large truck in front of it) What the- (Nate gets out of car) Guys, stay here. I'll be right back (Walks into bank to see robbers trying to brake into the safe, par setting explosives on it)
Robber 1: Come on, man. We...

Legend of Zelda: Wind Waker Abridged - Part 13

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Tingle: Oh, hello aga-
Link: GIVE ME THE FUCKING MAP
Tinge: Well, lets see (Counts bag of rupees) Well, it seems to be about right. Here is your map
Link: GREAT! HOW MUCH MAPS DO I NEED LEFT
Tingle: Hmm...... About four
Link: THANK toi (Leaves)
King of Red Lions: So, where is the suivant Triforce shard
Link: ON SOME STUPID ISLAND
King of Red Lions: Then let us be off
Link: GOOD IDEA
King of Red Lions: ......Um...... Why are toi still yelling. You've been doing that ever since we left the Wind Temple
Link: I TOLD YOU! I'M REALLY FUCKING PISSED
King of Red Lions: Oh right
TO BE CONTINUED

Windwakerguy430's Video Game Parodies Part 1

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Final fantaisie 7 - Cloud: Okay, everyone, now once were inside, we will have to face an large amount of enemies that come out of nowhere, for some reason, is everybody ready
Everyone: No
Cloud: Okay, lets go (Runs in)
Enemy: Boo, mother fucker
Cloud: Quick, everyone, lets kill him. Barret. Tifa. Go
Barret: Alright, take this (Shoots and misses) Shit
Tifa: Okay. Here I go (Punches but misses) What the fuck. How stupid does someone have to be to miss a punch. They enemies aren't even moving
Enemies: Okay, our turn
Tifa: Quick, while they're attacking, lets kick their asses
Cloud: Tifa, we can't do that,...

What's Your Take - article 69 - Worst Harry Potter Fanfiction Ever

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People say that My Immortal is the worst Fanfic ever. Yes, its bad. I mean really bad, but no, it is not the worst. That is The Pokemon Story. Fuck, My Immortal isn't even the worst Harry Potter fanfiction. Yeah, I was surprised to find a fanfic worse then My Immortal, but I'm surprised I found a worse Harry Potter fanfic. The story in question is Lucius and Draco Malfoy in Squick... Don't know what Squick means. Don't worry, toi will after this review and you'll regret it in the end.
So, we start of with Lucius being disappointed in his son, Draco, and is going to punish him. Okay, so it doesn't...

rapide, rapide, swift Justice: Ace Attorney Case 1-3 - The Heartbroken Turnabout (Part 1)

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rapide, swift Justice: Ace Attorney

Case 1-3

Heartbroken Turnabout

Lilly: I-I didn't do it. I swear
Police: LIAR!!! toi had every right to
Lilly: I swear I didn't
Police: We found evidence that toi were there. There's no use denying it
Lilly: Please. toi have to believe me
Police: Well just see how the Judge thinks of this tomorrow. Your going to pay for what toi did
Lilly: I didn't do it. I didn't kill him
Police: you'll get your just desserts. A bit of cold, hard rapide, swift justice, to be exact

Court Lobby
April 2nd 10:27 a.m.

Swift: *Okay, Swift. toi can do this. Its just like the old days, only your on the opposite...

Douchebag Link Returns to Termina - Episode 5

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