~Facebook~
Man: Hi, friend
Wind: Uh… do I know you
Man: Of course toi do. We just met five secondes ago. Now were the best of friends
Wind: I literally have no idea who toi are
Man: Oh, you’re a funny guy. Like
Wind: What the hell was that
Man: I just liked your comment
Wind: But, all I did was say a sentence
Man: Like
Wind: Will toi stop that
Man: Like
Wind: Cut it out
Man: Like
Wind: WILL toi CUT IT THE F**K OUT
Man: Oh, man. Definitely Dislike
~Twitter~
Man: Hey, I just went to the store and bought some milk
Wind: Good for you
Man: Hey, I just opened the milk
Wind: Uh-huh
Man: Hey, I just drank the milk
Wind:...
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