WORST Movie of 2015 JEM & The HOLOGRAMS Review (@RebelTaxi)

(NOTE: This is an old article I was going to do but NEVER got around to, sorry. Here's all I had done, I know it's not much.)

Villains! Often the antagonist in a montrer that likes to do generally bad things for their own good. Now, there's a LOT of great villains out there, and I had to cut out a few of my favoris as well, so understand that before lire this article.

Also, when I say media, I mean ANYTHING. Whether it's a cartoon, an anime, a movie, a sitcom, pretty much ANYTHING counts.

Now, without further ado, let's GO! =D

#10. Dr. Claw (Inspector Gadget)



IF toi THINK I'M TALKING ABOUT...

Link: So, Tetra, what do we do now
Tetra: Simple (Grabs hold of him) We head to my private quarters, which is my room really, and do it like bunnies
Link: Oh, gladly
(Meanwhile)
Tetra: (Kicks Link, who is sleeping) Wake up, dumbass
Link: (Wakes up) Huh, what's going on
Tetra: Were toi dreaming again
Link: Unfortunately
Tetra: Well, stop dreaming. Idiots like toi don't have dreams
Link: (Sarcastic)Wow, thanks
Tetra: You're welcome. Now, get up, we're at Dragon Roost Island
Link: Wait. DRAGON ROOST ISLAND
Tetra: Yeah. Is that a problem
Link: Yes, it is. We can't go on that place
Tetra: Well, we're not leaving...

So, there are people out there who prefer animé over western dessins animés and there are people who prefer western dessins animés over anime. Me, personally, well, if toi asked me at the age of seven, I would have a dit western. But, donné the shit we see today, I think its obvious that animé is still making better shows. Sure, they're no Samurai Jack, Teen Titans, ou Avatar: The Last Airbender, but toi know what else they aren't? Teen Titans GO, Annoying orange TV Show, and everything on Nick. So, some genius thought of a way to make an animé that has the western style animation. That montrer would be the...

King of Red Lions: Now that we have all the orbs, we can finally place them on three islands and get into another temple
Link: FUUUUUUUU-

Blue Statue: (Heavy sigh)
Link: So, are toi one of the statues I have to, for some reason, place a ball on
Blue Statue: Whatever
Link: Um.... Okay (Places ball on statue)

Red Statue: Who the fuck are you
Link: Um... I came to give toi this ball
Red Statue: Get the fuck out of my face
Link: I'll just place it here (Places ball on statue)

Green Statue: Wow, man, welcome, bro
Link: Yeah, can toi hold this
Green Statue: Sure man, I'll hold your ball....... Oh man, man, that...

(Light appears from ocean)
King of Red Lions: Here it is, the portal to the sacred realm
Link: Are toi sure it isn't hell
King of Red Lions: Of course not..... Except for the fact that this sacred realm only has Dubstep. I hate dubstep. But, it does hold the sacred saber, so head to get the sacred saber stuck in the sacred plinth in the sacred realm
Link: What makes this place so sacred, exactly
King of Red Lions: I......... Don't know. Just go and get the sword
Link: Fine
(Link and King of Red Lions go into ocean)

(Link and King of Red Lions rise from ocean)
King of Red Lions: There, are toi okay Link...

King of Red Lions: Ah, here we are. Forest Haven
Link: If its a haven, then why is there a temple that is possibly filled with demonic hellspawns
King Red of Lions: ........................................... Anyway, just go and meet the Great Deku Tree
Link: Wait, didn't that guy die in the past games
King of Red Lions: Yeah, but were in a different game, so its okay
Link: Oh okay

Link: Okay, so where is this giant tree
Great Deku Tree: Oh, hello there, good sir
Link: Who are you
Great Deku Tree: I am the Great Deku Tree....... obviously. I am the only arbre in the world with a face
Link: So, where is...

Link: (Wakes up) Ow, sweet Jésus that sucked
???: Ah, good to see your awake
Link: Who a dit that? Are toi a ghost
???: No (Boat turns its head towards Link) It is I. The King of Red Lions. Your new sidekick
Link: AHHHHHH
King of Red Lions: Did I startle you
Link: Well yes
King of Red Lions: I guess its the fact that I can talk
Link: No
King of Red Lions: Well, it happens a lo- Wait, no?
Link: Yeah. I was startled that toi weren't annoying. I mean, most sidekicks are like this
Navi: salut LISTEN salut LISTEN
Link: ou this
Kebora Gebora: If toi are ever lost, look at your map. Now stay there while I tell you...

This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..

Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - arc en ciel Dash
Edward Richtofen from Call Of Duty: Black Ops - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland montrer - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - cidre fort, applejack

Now, let's begin with the intro

Intro
Theme song: link

Japanese Men: *Singing* My Rittre Pornstar. My Rittre Pornstar. Ah ah ah ah, My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: I used to wonder what friendship could be.
Japanese Men: My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: Then I found out it was for faggots.
Rainbow Dash: I think I can....

Well, everyone, we finally reached the 200th article. Can toi believe it. Over 199 articles and one whole an later, and we have done so much to do with this series. So, what can I do for toi guys to celebrate this 200th article and one an anniversary? Simple. I will review a movie. Yeah, crazy isn’t it. I have NEVER reviewed a movie before in this series, but, for toi guys, I am going to make the first movie review for toi guys. So, what film am I going to review for toi guys? Well, how about Where the Dead Go to Die… Oooohh…. shit. So, before I review this movie, I need to tell you...

Hello everyone, and today, we will be talking about the memes from the hit show, and one of my favori shows, My Little Pony, Friendship is Magic.
Now, what can be a dit about this show. It's amazing. But, how did it get so many memes. Well, come along, lets find out, everypony....... I hope toi all enjoyed me saying everypony, because I am never going to say it again.
So, the montrer started in October 2010. MLP was created par Lauren Faust, mostly known for her other great works like Powerpuff Girls and Fosters accueil for Imaginary Friends, so, its no wonder why this montrer is amazing. Of course, the...

Everybody: *On their phones*

Jared: Uh, don't toi guys want to talk ou something?

Joshua: NO. PHONES ARE EVERYTHING JARED. >:)

Jared: Ok then.... o____O

Jared: Then, uh, anybody want to go outside? Play some Baseball? Anything that isn't related to pho-

Everyone: NO!

Jared: Alright then. Today is going to be FUN. -_____-

*A little while later*

Joshua: Oh no, my phones almost out of battery. Better charge it up! :D

Madison: Funny, I was going to say the same thing....

Mike: I do NOT like where this is going..... o_____O

*Everyone's phone dies out*

Mike: So Jared, how many power outlets do toi have...