Purrlionedlove (SP VS TW)

#1: SEQUEL TO TREVOR PHILLIPS SERIES:

Michael: Alright Lester.. I'm inside. Why do I need these glasses?

Lester: (voice) For the 20th time.. They have a camera inside them.

Michael: Ahh.. So toi can take pictures of me shopping for diamonds?

Lester: (voice) No idiot..I need pictures of the security and vents.

Michael: If only we brought a camera, right?

Lester: (voices) We DID bring a camera, stupid.. I just told you.

Michael: I'm confused.

Lester: (voice is getting angrier) There's a camera on your fuckin glasses, Michael!

Michael: And why would I need a camera on my glasses?

Lester: (voice) Just tell...

Walter: (Sleeping at his desk)
Carl: (Slams his hand on the desk) Hey, Walter
Walter: (Wakes up quickly) Oh…. hey, Carl
Carl: So, the promotion is coming up soon. I bet you’re looking vers l'avant, vers l’avant to that
Walter: Yeah, I sure am. Can’t wait for that promotion
Carl: I bet toi can’t (Chuckles)

Phillip: (Looking in the mirror) toi are better than what toi are. toi are better than this, man. toi don’t need that weed to keep toi calm. toi are better than any-
Guard: (Bangs nightstick on the cell bars) Shut up in there, pothead. No talking! I have a hangover!
Phillip: Oh, sorry (Whispers in the mirror)...

Wind: (Sitting at his desk)
Hannah: (Slams hand on desk) Wind
Wind: What do toi want now, Hannah
Hannah: The teachers are taking a group of students to a field trip to Washington, and the student faculty is going to be watching over the school while they are gone
Wind: So why are toi telling me this
Hannah: Because we need someone as psychotic and an intent to kill such as yourself that would be perfect to keep order around here
Wind: Nah. As much as I l’amour power, if my power means I am helping you, I will not. Because I fucking hate you
Hannah: If toi do it, I will buy toi lunch all of suivant week
Wind:...

Congratulations, Pokemon, you’re right up there with My Little poney and Sonic the Hedgehog with having the worst possible fanfics imaginable. I don’t blame you, Pokemon. I blame the writers of the fucking awful fanfics. I mean what the fuck. Who thought THIS thing would be a good idea. Well, the fanfic that made Pokemon have a bad fanfiction source is none other than Pudge! The End of Pokemon. After lire this, it feels like it.
So, it starts with our character, Pudge, telling us that he is a ten an old assassin. Okay, we are literally two sentences in, and this fanfic already sucks...

Now, we all know those myths, about some pretty interesting stories, that, are not proven to be true, and are just a mysteries for a long time. So, just like urban legends, even games have myths. So, I will talk about the most populaire myths in this list. Hope toi enjoy.



#10: Revive Aeris - (WARNING: This entry contains spoilers from Final fantaisie VII... Even though the internet has spoiled it time and time again.... but still) Now, I am going to be honest to toi Final fantaisie VII players.... I did not get sad at Aeris's death. She was not interesting enough, and she was kinda...

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Tom & Snow Wonder: *Dancing*
Saten Twist: *Sitting at the bar, drinking a beer*
Wayne: Will toi do something instead of being bored?
Saten Twist: No.
Mr. Nut: Welcome back everyone. I'm Mr. Nut from The Nut House, and we will begin On The Block, and The Nut House right now. Enjoy the seconde half of our show.

Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: Hello everypony, and welcome to another episode of On The Block.
Master Sword: I think...

#60: Tom and Jerry



Ah, here it is. We have finally reached one of the classic dessins animés of the early years of animation. Now, Tom and Jerry is a very simple show. It is about a cat and a mouse, who are always trying to kill each other so they can benefit, and they end up hurting themselves in humorous ways. And that is where the comedy for the montrer comes from. It comes from all the wacky and odd ways they get hurt. Whatever happens, they will always hurt each other in a funny way, and then shrug it off like it was nothing. And there is also the insane amounts of places they are at. At a...