Now, there are a lot of games out there with a lot of endings. Endings in video games are a way to tie up the story loose ends and to reward the player with a sense of satisfaction. However, there are also THOSE endings. toi know, those endings that are just bad. Now, when I say bad endings, I don’t mean bad as in “These endings are terrible. How could they be released?” I mean those endings that punish toi for your poor choices throughout the game and give toi a bad ending. Now, the rules are as followed. Only games that I have played, and only one per franchise. Also, this should be...

Now, video game have a LOT of weapons in them. Some of them are overpowered, some of them are funny, and some are really cool… And then there are THOSE weapons. toi know, the ones that make toi want to avoid them as much as possible. Yeah, THOSE weapons. Now, before I start this, some rules. One, these are only weapons from games that I have played, and only one per franchise. Also, these are not based off design. They are based off the weapons damage and how effective it is. Also, no powerups. So, nothing from Super Mario Bros, Kirby, Sonic, ou any platformer. Oh, and the Klobb from Goldeneye...

Now, I l’amour Animal Crossing: New Leaf. It’s one of my favori games of all time. And, I REALLY l’amour the rare items. Probably because they are based off other Nintendo Games. So, today, I am going to talk about my favori items from the game. Why… because no one else has done it and I want to do it before it’s too late. Now, lets start



#10: feu Bar - Now, this is the feu Bar from Super Mario Bros… Even though everyone just called it that thing that spins around feu balls. This is a cool item because it is ALWAYS spinning. Not to mention that it also plays the NES theme...

Now, I already talked about the dungeons in Zelda that I l’amour so much… Sadly though, not all dungeons are fun. Now, all these dungeons are either tedious, boring, ou were just plain awful. Now, remember, these are the dungeons I hate. If there is a dungeon that toi didn’t want to see on here, then I either like it, ou it didn’t make the cut. Now, with that said, lets start the list



#10: Savage Labyrinth from Wind Waker - Now, this a dungeons that goes on FAR too long. toi have to fight enemy after enemy after enemy. And if that wasn’t bad enough, toi actually have...

Now, after I made my haut, retour au début Ten Lovable Douchebags list, I noticed something. There are a lot plus lovable douchebags out there. So, I wanna talk about the many plus lovable douchebags in gaming. First off, the obvious. Only one game per franchise, and they can not be villains, just people who would be jerks in real life. Now, lets start the list



#10: Kazooie from Banjo-Kazooie - Now, this has to be one of the plus nostalgic characters on this list. Kazooie is Banjo’s sidekick who is always making fun of every character toi meet. And, hell, she’ll even break the 4th mur plus times...

Hello Everyone, and, today, I want to compare the two biggest stars in gaming. That would be, Mr. Video Game, Mario “Jumpman” Mario and The Blue Dude with and Attitude, Sonic the Hedgehog. Now, these two have been fighting since the 90’s, even when Sega moved to Nintendo consoles, they still find a way to challenge each other, even if it is in Olympic sports. So, now, I want to compare what one does better than the other. Lets Start with The 5 Things Mario Does Better than Sonic

#5: Mario Was The Original Platformer - Now, when the NES came out, one of the first games to grace it was Super...

Okay, so, when toi think of violent video games, where toi kill civilians and police officers, some people think of Grand Theft Auto, ou Saints Row. Well, those are good choices, but, those actually have objectives, where toi don't really kill either of them. But, is there a game where toi go and murder innocent people, with no rhyme ou reason. Well, that's what this game has done. This game, which has been deemed the most violent game ever... is Hatred... Hold on to your seats, everyone. This may be too much.
So, the purpose of this game is that toi play as a Rob Zombie Look-A-Like, who hates...

................................ Okay................... What the hell is this............ I think that something like this, finally got to me............. Why............ Because, unlike most things I reviewed is actually 100% true.
Now, this thing, is known as Hot Skitty on Wailord Action..... What's so hot about it. Now, Skitty is a very small Pokemon, where as Wailord is a very large Pokemon. Now, the reason this is true, is because that there is a Pokemon jour Care Center. Here, toi can leave two Pokemon. When toi leave them, and if one is male and the other is female, they can have an egg....

................... What the fuck.............. Seriously......... What the fuck................... What is this abomination of a fanfic................ just what the fuck is this disaster..................... Well, one things for sure, it's known only as Shrek is Love, Shrek is Life.
Now, first off, Warning, this is not something toi want to see. Unless toi are okay with its awfulness, turn back now. Anyway, this fanfic is, THANKFULLY, short. But, there is so much a fanfic can do in just twenty seconds. Trust me, this fanfic does it. And it is horrible. Anyway, it starts with a nine-year-old..........

Hello everyone, and I was thinking. I did a haut, retour au début Ten Hated MLP characters, and a haut, retour au début Ten Hated Video Game Characters list, so now, I am thinking of doing a haut, retour au début Ten Hated Cartoon Characters list. Now, if toi like a character that is on this list, remember, this is my list, so my opinion. With that, lets start

10: Eddy's Brother from Ed Edd n Eddy - Now, this montrer knew how to end the series very well. Sadly, this character is just a jerk. Eddy's Brother was also depicted as being a legend who everyone feared and worshipped. However, what he really is is a total jerk who finds joy in torturing his...

Narrator: Long ago, in the kingdom of Hyrule, there lived lots of farmers and only one horse. Suddenly, a giant black guy came and set houses on fire. All hope was lost, until a boy dressed in girls clothes came and defeated the giant black man. The possibly homosexual boy was known as the Hero of Time. The land was in peace for years, until the black guy came back, for some reason, and set stuff on feu again. People hoped the hero would return, but he never did and everyone realized he was just a fucking poser. What happened to the land of Hyrule. None remain who know....... Wait, then how...

Today we'll be reviewing the Total Drama Island Fanfic known as The Death of Nick.... And I feel ashamed to share the same name as a character from this fanfiction.
Now, before we start, I have to say that I enjoyed Total Drama Island. It was a very good montrer with a great plot, a wonderful cast of characters, and had most of the time spot on humor. But the fanfiction..... Oh boy. So, this story starts off on a positive note. We see the OC character, Nick, get murdered par Trent...... Wait, what? Yeah, this is how the fanfic starts. Not even a seconde in this story and already were getting a murder...

(Nick réponses door)
Nick: Oh my God, how many times are toi going to knock on this door. Do toi want me to shoot toi in the face
Joe: Hey, I am tired of toi slamming the door in my face. toi know what. I think Dante won't mind if I kill someone
Nick: Wait what
(Joe pulls out a spiked mace and slams it on the ground)
Nick: Oh shit (Slams door)
Cody: Huh. Who was that
Nick: Cody, where's Alice and Cory
Cody: Cory went to a football game and Alice is at the gun store buying plus ammo
Nick: Then it's just us. Go grab the guitare Axe and Kodama
Cody: Wait, wh-
(Joe breaks door down)
Cody: I'll go get them (Runs...

Nick: Okay, Alice, just aim and-
Alice: (Fires all the targets with pistol)
Nick: Holy shit, that was awesome, Alice
Alice: Thanks
Nick: Now, lets try with moving targets

Cody: (Playing XBox with Cory)
Cory: Why do toi suck at this game
Cody: toi shut your mouth. I'm great (Cody's AI dies)
Cory: Great, huh
Cody: Shut it
Nick: Hey, were back
Cody: Where were toi two. Robbing old people like the good old fucking days
Nick: No, I was teaching Alice how to use a gun. She even hit all the moving targets without missing once
Cody: Wait, moving targets
Nick: toi know, the neighborhood cats. She shot everyone of...

Hello everyone, and welcome to Boss Bits. Today, we'll be talking about the the sequel to one of the first FPS ever. That game would be Return To château Wolfenstien. Wolfenstien is a game where toi play as the American soldier, B.J. Blaskowitz as he fights Nazis, Zombies, Screwed up-abominable monsters, Robots, and a whole mish mash of crap I can't even identify. This game was... Okay, but its nothing like the original. How, Well... The bosses of course

Boss: Olaric
This thing pretty much comes after one of the antagonist, Helga, robs a crypt holding an ancient artifact which brings this abomination...

Court Lobby
10:57 a.m. June 15th

Swift: So, Lou was not around when the killer attacked. That means bad news for us. Unless we can prove that he wasn't the one who killed the victim, He is no doubt going to be found guilty
Lilly: I thought this wouldn't go well. But, what about that new prosecutor everyone is talking about
Swift: toi mean Marcus Mays? Well, I really don't know what to expect from him. We'll just have to see how it goes in court
Lou: Hey, guys. How did the investigation go?
Swift: Not to good. The prosecution got all the evidence before we could
Lou: Oh no
Swift: But don't worry. I'll...

rapide, swift Justice: Ace Attorney

Case 2-3

The Masked Turnabout

???- Ha. There here. just as planned
Howard- Hey, Leroy. What's that over there
Leroy- Some rue performer, I guess
Howard- What's he running from
Leroy- ...I think he's running after something
Howard- Your right. He looks like he's running at...
*Slice* *Slice* *Slice*
???- The plan may be a little different. But, it will still work

Swift Justice Law Office
June 14th 12:00 p.m.

Lilly: Swift. How are toi doing today?
Swift: As always, Lilly, I'm fine
Lilly: Sorry. I'm just wondering when were going to get to the suivant step of my training
Swift: Just...

(This is an experimental article for something else, depending on if it gets the right attention. If toi like it, great, but do not expect much from it)

*McKenzie ran through the woods in a panic, shoving branches and leaves out of his way through the darkness, barely able to see through the light of the moon. His car was parked just outside of the town, same as it was for the past week he was here. All he could hear was the shouting of… something behind him, chasing him, getting closer and closer. Carrying the fusil, carabine in his right hand, a fusil, carabine with only one bullet in it. Whatever it was that...

Ho ho ho, everybody. Merry Christmas. It’s the final jour of the 25 Days of Christmas and boy, did I save a big stinker for last. Considered one of the worst games of all time on a technical level, Ride to Hell: Retribution was dead on arrival. No game in the modern age had got as much attention for being as much of a broken mess as Ride to Hell… except maybe Fallout 76. Published par Deep Silver and developed par Eutechnyx (Yeah, try pronouncing that one), Ride to Hell had bigger ambitions than what we got. It was planned to be an open world sandbox game set in the 70s, playing as a bigger...

Okay so a quick montrer of hands, who here remembers Afro Samurai? Very few of you, I’m sure. Afro Samurai is a thing… and it definitely happened. Okay, I rag on it, but there was definitely effort put into this bizarre idea. A black swordsman travels across a land of feudal Japan. A feudal Japon containing cell phones and robots and Kanye West bears. But effort was put into this, ou at least money. Afro Samurai was voiced par Samuel L. Jackson, musique was done par RZA of the Wu-Tang Clan, and the animé itself was animated par Studio Gonzo and won awards for it’s animation. So naturally, with...