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Jerry: *Pulling a freight train with Jesse*
Parker: *Yawns while stretching his arms* Why can't we do this tomorrow?
S.B: Tomorrow is Sunday. We have to do this today because it's called Sean's Spectacular Saturday of Stories.
Parker: Whatever, I'm going to bed. *Walks back into the house*
Blossom: He was supposed to be the host.
S.B: What?!
Mabel: Who do we get now?!

Everyone started to freak out and cause chaos until Mily arrived.

Mily: Why does everyone fight with each other when I come over?
S.B & Others: *Staring at Mily*
Liam: Good question.
Red: Can toi host tonight's episode?
Mily: Me?
S.B: Yes you.
Mily: Yay! *Blows her whistle in excitement*
Buttercup: I guess we got our answer.
Mily: Yes toi do. I'm Mily from Trainz, and I'm hosting again. Here's our lineup.

8 PM - Now

Ponies On The Rails - TV-MA
The Nut House - TV-G

8:30 PM - Later

Gran Turismo - TV-PG
Sean Meets The Powerpuff Girls - TV-G

S.B: Thank toi Mily.
Mily: You're welcome. *Winks*

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Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Red Rose From CrazyWriterLady

Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Episode 39

Hijacked

March 1, 1954

It was a breezy, but sunny day. Red Rose was resting in the switch tower waiting for a freight train to arrive. She was listening to a song while doing so.

Song: link

Red Rose: *Singing to song* Weeeeeeeel. I got a woman. Way over town. That's good to me. Oh yeah.
Orion: *Bringing freight into yard*
Red Rose: *Sees freight, and turns signal red*
Orion: *Passes red signal*
Red Rose: Wait. What is he doing?
Orion: *Jumps out of train*
Red Rose: Oh my god.
Orion: I did it! I'm going to get fired for leaving a train while it's in motion!

The train crashed, and Red Rose turned off the music.

Red Rose: Orion, what were toi thinking?!
Orion: My jobs keep getting switched around, and I still want to get fired! So I decided to jump out of that train, and let it crash into a row of freight cars.
Red Rose: Sometimes, I envy you, but not this time. This time, I think toi have completely Lost your mind. Wait until Pete hears about this.
Pete: *Arrives* Did somepony say my name?
Red Rose: *Points to derailed train* Look what Orion did.
Pete: *Sees derailed train* Jésus christ.
Orion: Does this mean I get fired?
Pete: No, toi should already know that toi can't get fired on purpose. I am suspending toi for two months.
Orion: Well, it could be worse.
Pete: How?
Orion: A chemical car could roll down the hump, crash into another train, and explode.

In the background, a chemical car crashed into another train, and exploded.

Pete: I am not saying another word to toi again.
Orion: Fine par me.

Hawkeye, and Stylo were at the station. They were going to take a passenger train to Las Pegasus.

Hawkeye: toi know what I saw yesterday?
Stylo: What?
Hawkeye: I saw Coffee Creme s’embrasser Gordon on this train. I remember the jour before yesterday that our french mare didn't want anypony to know that they were planning to get married.
Stylo: What are toi thinking?
Hawkeye: Gordon offered a fake ring that looked like a real one.
Stylo: Ooh.
Coffee Creme: Gordon, I'll see toi later. I need to get to the train yard, and get on a train with Metal Gloss.
Gordon: Have fun.
Coffee Creme: *Leaves station*
Gordon: Gentlecolts, may I rejoindre you?
Hawkeye: Oh please Gordon, not while we're waiting.
Gordon: It's not like I wanna beat toi up ou anything. Let me sit with you.
Hawkeye: Oh, what the heck? Go for it.
Gordon: *Sits down, and flicks Stylo*
Hawkeye: Hey, what are toi doing?
Gordon: Tormenting Stylo.
Stylo: Big mistake. *Kicks Gordon off bench*
Gordon: Fine. Be that way! toi failed the test for being my friend. *Leaves*
Hawkeye: Jeez. What's next, the mafia attacks?

Gunshots could be heard in the background.

Stylo: toi had to say mafia attack.
Hawkeye: Relax, it's probably coming from Sherman Hill.
Stylo: toi think they would stop after Gordon drove that tank towards them.
Pete: *Running from trainyard* Get in the station, now!
Hawkeye, and Stylo: *Gets in station*

Soon, everypony was in the station. Outside, it looked like a ghost town.

Hawkeye: What happened?
Pete: Some gangsters showed up, and killed Red Rose!
Stylo: Did they really?
Orion: Sad, but true.
Pete: Wait a minute. Where's Snowflake?!
Snowflake: *arrives at station* They nearly shot me, but I got here as fast as I could.
Orion: Well at least you're still alive. They killed Red Rose.
Coffee Creme: Now what do we do?
Hawkeye: I don't know about you, but I think you, and Gordon should continue with your marriage.
Gordon: How did toi know?!
Hawkeye: A little bird told me.
Coffee Creme: toi were spying on us.
Hawkeye: It's not really called spying when toi pass the newly wedded ponies in another train without knowing they would be there.
Pete: Alright. Let's just turn on the radio, and see what happens. *Turns on radio*
Radio Pony: This just in, A Union Pacific freight train has been stolen par gangsters. It is heading for Denver, and will most likely have all the goods taken out for their mafia.
Pete: That's it. We're leaving Cheyenne.

When Hawkeye heard Pete say that they were leaving Cheyenne, he was angry.

Hawkeye: Oh no no no no no. We are not just letting those slime ball gangsters just take everything here away from us. Who here agrees with me?
Everypony: *Staying silent*
Hawkeye: Come on. Somepony has to agree with me.
Coffee Creme: toi know what? You're right. Those gangsters shouldn't take this place.
Hawkeye: Percy, do toi agree with us?
Percy: Uh, I don't know if I wanna get involved.
Hawkeye: How about we push toi out of the station, and they shoot you?
Percy: Okay, I agree.
Pete: Well. toi three enjoy staying here if toi want, but we're leaving.

And like that, the ponies left Hawkeye, Coffee Creme, and Percy in the station.

Coffee Creme: Uhm, Pierce? What exactly are we going to do?
Hawkeye: Hide here, and call the police.
Percy: That's it? That's all we're going to do?
Hawkeye: That's all we can do.
Radio Pony: We have a helicopter watching the action in the Cheyenne train yard, and another train is getting hijacked.
Coffee Creme: I forgot, the radio is still on.
Percy: Can we at least do something to prevent those trains from getting stolen?
Hawkeye: Sure, we can think of something.

Meanwhile, five miles east of Cheyenne.

Pete: *Driving supply truck* We need to find a good spot to create another station.
Gordon: *sees abandoned school building* How about that building over there? It's close enough to the train tracks.
Pete: Good thinking. *Drives to school*
Mares: Excuse me. What are toi doing here?
Pete: Finding a new station for my railroad. toi probably didn't notice, but the old one in Cheyenne is being attacked, and the mafia keeps hijacking our trains.
Mare: Alright. We'll let toi have this building for 2,000 dollars.
Pete: Alright, Gordon, pay them.
Gordon: No way. This is my money, and I am not paying a bunch of bitches for an abandoned school building.
Pete: Do it!
Gordon: Fine *Gives money to mares* Enjoy.
Mare: *Leaves*
Pete: Now we just got to build another train yard. Get to work on that, I'll go back to Cheyenne.
Gordon: *gets supplies out of truck*
Pete: *Drives truck to Cheyenne*

At Cheyenne

Mafia Ponies: *Hijacking locomotives*
Hawkeye: Police? Have toi stopped the mafia yet?
Sargent: No we haven't.
Hawkeye: Well, why don't toi double your fucking effort?
Sargent: We're doing the best we can.
Hawkeye: Bullshit. *Hangs up*
Coffee Creme: Now what?
Hawkeye: I don't know.
Pete: *arrives* We found another station five miles from here. Are toi sure toi don't want to come with us?
Hawkeye: Yes. Frenchy, and Percy are staying.
Pete: Okay. *Leaves*
Percy: Why did toi say that? I don't wanna stay.
Coffee Creme: Neither do I.
Hawkeye: The more, the merrier.
Percy: All we're doing is watching the mafia steal all of our engines.
Hawkeye: They'll have to stop eventually. When they do, we'll take one from here, go to Denver, and bring them all back here.

The End

On The suivant Episode of Ponies On The Rails

We continue where we left off.

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Mily: We'll get to that episode suivant Saturday. Here's an episode of The Nut House.

Theme Song

Kevin: *Plays piano*
David: *Playing bass*
Liam: *Playing drums*
Liz: *Plays guitar*
Mr. Nut: *Sings* Welcome everybody to The Nut House. Thankfully this is not in Laos. Come on everybody into The Nut House. toi can wear anything except for a blouse. Come on everybody, step into The Nut House.
Everyone: The Nut House!

Episode 13: The Snowman

There was sixteen inches of snow in Frenchtown. All of the talking inanimate objects, and talking shapes were either happy, ou extremely annoyed. Those who weren't annoyed had fun either building snowmen, snow angels, ou having snowball fights with big forts.

Kevin: *In a cemetery with Liam* Try this area, just for one minute. I promise you, toi won't be disappointed.
Liam: It's too vacant. The whole purpose of a snowball fight, is not only the fight itself, but to have plus people rejoindre you, even if they're complete strangers.
Kevin: I've had many snowball fights here before. Trust me, plus people will come eventually.
Parker: *Walking towards Kevin, and Liam*
Liam: I'm afraid eventually just occurred.
Kevin: *Looks at Parker* What does he have in store for us now?
Parker: So, toi thought toi could take my spot, did you?
Kevin: This is where I usually build my fort, yes.
Parker: Not for a fort, but for a snowman.
Liam: There are many other spots for toi to do that, why waste your time with us?
Parker: Because I am going to montrer everybody in town, that I can make the biggest snowman ever.
Kevin: With, ou without any help?
Parker: Without, obviously.
Kevin: Then we'll leave toi to it. *Walks away with Liam* We'll head away from the tombstones, and go in the grass. We'll have plus room there anyway.
Liam: The big tombstones would have made things plus challenging, that's for sure.
Kevin: Yeah, that's what I was hoping for.
Parker: *Making the bottom portion of the snowman* Here we go. This'll be very big.
Kevin: *Building his snow fort* toi think Parker will make an assumption about us destroying his snowman?
Liam: Yes, but I'm sure he'll destroy it himself.
Kevin: I was thinking the same thing. I'd really like to help him though. Getting along with him for once would do him some much needed justice.
Liam: If he'll let us.

Parker finished building the bottom section of the snowman. He was rolling up a 2nd snowball which would eventually become the head.

Kevin: My fort's done.
Liam: So is mine. We'll take a break, let plus snow fall down, and get plus ammunition later.
Kevin: *Chuckles* I wonder how Parker's doing.
Liam: He's right there.

Parker finished with the head, and placed it on haut, retour au début of the first big snowball.

Kevin: He's missing the middle section.
Liam: It won't be big if he doesn't have all the parts.
Kevin: I wonder if he realizes what he's doing.
Liam: Let's go ask. *Walks towards Parker with Kevin*
Parker: *Puts the hat on haut, retour au début of the snowman*
Kevin: That's a nice hat toi put on your snowman Parker.
Parker: Thanks toi two.
Liam: It's too bad toi forgot a part.
Parker: What are toi talking about? I finished the snowman.
Kevin: There's supposed to be another ball toi put in between the base, and the head. For the arms, and buttons.
Liam: Besides, you'd make the snowman bigger. toi do want to have the biggest snowman in town, don't you?
Parker: *Sighs* All my hard work has gone down the drain.
Kevin: toi can make it easier for yourself. We'd like to help you.
Parker: Maybe I didn't make myself clear. I don't need help. I will do this all par myself.
Liam: If toi change your mind, you'll know where to find us. *Walks back to his snow fort with Kevin*
Parker: *Starts rolling up another snowball* What if they are right? *Stops, then looks at Kevin and Liam making snowballs for their fight* What am I saying? *Continues rolling his snowball* I do not need their help.

Kevin and Liam finished building their snow forts. Suddenly, several shapes starting running towards them.

Kevin: What did I tell toi Liam?
Liam: Alright, I was wrong, and I'm sorry.
Kevin: *Looks at the other shapes* Welcome everyone, I see there are six of you. Liam and I will each pick three of toi to rejoindre our team. Liam, toi go first.
Parker: *Looks at the other shapes with Kevin, and Liam* Oh no. plus shapes joined Kevin, and Liam? If they get too reckless over there, they could destroy my snowman. On the other hand however, they could give me plus snow while I'm building, and make the snowman bigger. I'm almost finished, I need to hurry up.
Kevin: Okay, our teams have been chosen. Liam, are toi ready?
Liam: My team and I are ready.
Kevin: Then everyone, take your places, and let the fun begin.

Quickly, the eight shapes got behind the forts, grabbed snowballs, and threw them at each other. Kevin and Liam were right on target along with everyone else.

Parker: *Watching the fight* It is a bit too close, but they're not throwing anything at me, so that's a good sign.

In a few seconds, that began to change.

Liam: We need plus snowballs.
Yellow Triangle: Wish me luck. *Runs off to get plus snow*
Kevin: *Throws a snowball at Liam*
Purple cercle and orange Square: *Throwing snowballs at the yellow triangle*
Yellow Triangle: *Hiding behind Parker's snowman*
Parker: *Finishes his snowman* Finally. *Gets hit par a snowball* What the-?
Purple Circle: Sorry.
orange Square: We're trying to hit that yellow triangle behind your snowman.
Parker: *Gasps in horror*
orange Square: *Throws a snowball* This'll get her!
Parker: *Watching the snowball go towards his snowman* Oh no no no no no!

The snowball hit the haut, retour au début of the snowman, and it fell on the yellow triangle.

Yellow Triangle: *Laughing* Well, toi got me.
Parker: *Sits down in the snow, crying*
Kevin: Time out everyone.
Liam: We'll continue the fighting later. *Walks with Kevin towards Parker* Would toi like our help now?
Parker: No. I can build it again all par myself!
Kevin: It won't be easy.
Liam: Especially with your weary muscles. toi worked very hard to build the first snowman, so toi barely have any energy to rebuild it.
Parker: Fine. Help me build the biggest snowman in town.

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The other shapes were looking at Kevin, Liam, and Parker. This gave Kevin an idea.

Kevin: We'll all help.

In five minutes, the snowman was put back together.

Parker: Now let's continue the snowball fight!
Others: Yeah!

End Credits

Mr. Nut: *Turns on the closed sign* Closing time.
Parker: Just one plus minute!
Mr. Nut: No Parker, it's time to go.
Kevin: *Helps Parker to the door* Come on Parker.
Parker: No!!!!
David: *Shakes his head no*
Mr. Nut: See toi later fellas.
Kevin: *Jumps, and his name appears below him*
David: *Confused, he also jumps, but his name does not appear* Huh, weird. *His name falls on the ground suivant to him* Oh cool. *Grabs his name, but it goes up very quickly, taking him along the way*
Liam: *Looks up at David* Where's he going? *His name appears from the bottom, and gets under Liam's feet, also taking him up to the sky* Whoa. Cool!!
Liz: *Looking up at Liam* Have fun not being able to breath. *Gets hit in the head par her name*
Wayne: *Looks at Liz, and laughs, but he gets hit from the front par his name*
Miss. Heart: Uh oh. *Also gets hit par her name*
Mack: Cool! *Gets hit par his name*
Parker: Everyone's either gone, ou beaten up par floating names. I can go in. *Sees his name on the door* When did that get there?.. Maybe I can wait until tomorrow to come back. *Leaves*
Mr. Nut: *Goes upstairs to his room, and gets into his bed. He turns off the lights*

This has been a SeanTheHedgehog Production from February 8, 2018
posted by Seanthehedgehog
This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..

Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - arc en ciel Dash
Sargent Schultz from Hogan's Heroes - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland montrer - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - cidre fort, applejack

Now, let's begin. Twilight was walking down the rue with Spike while Pinkie Pie was wearing an umbrella on her head.

Twilight: Man, this sucks. First my car gets eaten par parasprites, and now toi want me to buy toi a shitload of fucking ice cream!
Spike: Twilight, why are toi in a bad mood? Christmas is coming soon....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..

Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - arc en ciel Dash
Sargent Schultz from Hogan's Heroes - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland montrer - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - cidre fort, applejack

Now, let's begin. Twilight was giving a lecture to everypony.

Twilight: Okay y'all. I'm the most important poney in this shithole of a town, and toi know it. The fact that-
Pinkie Pie: *Running towards Twilight* Herr Kommandant!! Herr Kommandant!!
Twilight: Man, I'm in da middle of an important lecture!! Everypony wants to...
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Link: Okay, so, what do we do suivant on Windfall
Tetra: Well, there is this teacher named Ms. Marie who is having problems with a group of kids.
Link: ...... Why do I give a fuck
Tetra: A reward involving a thousand dollars and your own tropical island
Link: Wait, are toi serious.
Tetra: Yep
Link: ........... Your bullshitting me
Tetra: Why don't toi find out then
Link: .....................
(Later, at Ms. Maries school)
Ms. Marie: Oh, young boy, please help me, I-
Link: Yeah, don't worry, I'll fix the problem
Ms. Marie: toi will? Oh tha-
Link: Yeah, shut up (Walks out)
(Later, outside)
Link: Okay, now, where...
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posted by windwakerguy43
Chuck: So, we've been waiting for like...three hours
Stacey: It's been five minutes Chuck
Chuck: Well, I just want to know when something happens Explosion) Something happened. Gotta go check it out
Stacey: Wait, toi don't even know where it is happ- (Chuck leaves)
Chuck: (Sees soldiers robbing casino vaults) Hey, toi can't just do that
Soldiers: (Aim pistolets at Chuck)
Chuck: ..................... Uh............ Please don't shoot.......
(Later, after the fight)
Chuck: (Panting) Man, I hope that is the only time I have to do that (Phone rings) Hello
Stacey: Chuck, it looks like that three other casinos...
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................... What the fuck.............. Seriously......... What the fuck................... What is this abomination of a fanfic................ just what the fuck is this disaster..................... Well, one things for sure, it's known only as Shrek is Love, Shrek is Life.
Now, first off, Warning, this is not something toi want to see. Unless toi are okay with its awfulness, turn back now. Anyway, this fanfic is, THANKFULLY, short. But, there is so much a fanfic can do in just twenty seconds. Trust me, this fanfic does it. And it is horrible. Anyway, it starts with a nine-year-old..........
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Hello everyone. Today, we will be looking at the meme Forever Alone. Now, before we talk about what it is, lets get a little history.
After the Rage Guy, this was the seconde of the rage comic characters to appear. He appeared as a character in a 4chan comic known as April Fools and it shows him as a disappointed ou lonely person. However, he didn't gain popularity until he appeared in his seconde comic known as Prom FUUU, which soon gained hundreds of fans.
After that, Forever Alone began to flood rage comics all over the internet. He was shown. He is shown to use humor in the suffering of people who are still single.
Now, it is time for the score. The final score for this meme is a Fail. I'm sorry, but I just feel as though that this meme is a little overused. If it wasn't used so much, I may not hate it, but sorry, I do. That's it for this review, I will see toi all suivant time
(Hello everyone. A quick note. This is a reaction article. In it, I will type down every last word I say and toi can see how I react to whatever it is I do. Will I do plus of these. I don't know. But, with that, lets start with the reaction)

Okay, so its started... And we got us some thunder clap... Very scary... Ohhh... So, we get some Japanese kids talking... In Japanese... Thankfully, there are subtitles..... Oh, we get a backstory. Thats good........ And, we get some kids talking about ghosts in the dark. How cliched........ On dark stormy nights. CLICHED!!!....... Cliches! Cliches everywhere.........
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Well, as of this date, this is the most récent game I have in the liste of games I bought, and boy, was I shocked how much I enjoyed it. And honestly, from the reviews, I probably shouldn’t have enjoyed it, but let’s talk about it. Let’s talk about the very last Pandemic Games game that was released before their demise at the hands of EA, the open world game, The Saboteur
The Saboteur was a game that I would’ve liked to do a plus in depth analysis on it’s own rather than on the haut, retour au début 100, but since I enjoyed it so much and since we’re at this point in the series now, there’s...
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 Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!


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 The cercle comes in from the right. When it stops, a bolt of lightning appears, followed par the name, WindWakerGuy430
The cercle comes in from the right. When it stops, a bolt of lightning appears, followed par the name, WindWakerGuy430

Before we get to the part that takes place in Equestria, we are going to look at a new character in this series. Wind. He is currently in Hyrule, and the king wants to talk to him.

Wind: *Standing in front of the king*
King: *Sitting in his chair* toi sir, are the worst person in this entire kingdom.
Wind: Do I look like Ganondorf to you?
King: You're worse than...
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Another movie changed up this week and this one isn’t technically a cult film. Boy, now the schedule is useless and the name of Cultober is useless. That being said, who wants to talk about Halloween, a franchise that hasn’t had a good movie since the first one forty years ago. Well, low and behold, we may have gotten something great. After years of bad sequel after bad sequel, could 2018’s Halloween finally be the film we’ve been waiting for? Let’s find out. Also, this is a spoiler free review, so don’t worry.



The film takes place forty years after the events of the first...
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Girls: *Playing Rock & Roll music* Anata No Tenkei-Tekina Anime!! Anata No Tenkei-Tekina Anime!! Which is Japanese for, which is Japanese for... *Drum solo* Your Typical Anime. *Guitar solo* Your Typical Anime. *Guitar solo* Your Typical Anime!

Episode 4: Fat Pat

Song: link

Fat Pat: *Sitting on his throne*
Shirtless Shane: *Sitting suivant to him*
Fred: *Reading a book*
Bruce: *Searching for loups on a laptop*
Fat Pat: Shane.
Shirtless Shane: Yes?
Fat Pat: How was our last shipment?
Shirtless Shane: Successful. Why sir?
Fat Pat: It was two days ago. Why haven't we been making anymore shipments?
Shirtless...
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~Slugger~
*In the town of érable Leaf, Alabama, the town’s pride was nothing plus than Aunt Bonnie’s homemade pies, the crystal clear Big ours Lake, and the town’s own baseball team, the érable Leaf Mongooses. The Mongooses have been known all across the state for being one of the best little league baseball teams, having never Lost a game in over twenty years, thanks to their coach, Gus Waters. Gus sat in his office, the walls covered in photos of his little league baseball teams over the years, as well as a number of trophies from their victories. Gus was clipping his nails when his assistant...
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Wind: Okay, I know toi guys are mad, but-
Link: Your damn right were mad
Wind: Well, that’s good to hear. But, I really need to get going and-
Tetra: Oh no. You’re not going anywhere until toi tell us why it took a whole fucking mois to make another After Adventure episode.
Wind: Well, I could tell you….. but, there is some a job toi need to do, so bye
Link: A job, toi think we’ll get money for it
Tetra: I’m not sure. I guess we’ll have to check
(Some Time Later)
Link: Okay, where is the treasure. I followed that guys map
(Flashback)
Link: Hey, where is the treasure
Ho-Ho: I SPY WITH MY LITTLE...
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So, I want to talk about an amazing animé that has so many fans. I watched it, and I can see why people like it so much… BUT, although I do like it… It has its problems. That animé is Death Note.
Now, Death Note is an animé that is about a school student named Light Yagami, who finds a dangerous book called the Death Note, which gives him the ability to kill anyone whose name is written in the book. This then leads him to create a new world order and kill all the worlds criminals, but he is then being hunted down par the police and L, the worlds greatest detective, but always manages to stay...
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Link: (Wakes up) Huh, what happened
King of Red Lions: Oh, Link, good thing your safe. After your Pokemon burned down that building, I got toi out of there
Link: Huh (Sees Tetra) Holy shit, did me and Tetra-
King of Red Lions: No
Link: Goddamn it
King of Red Lions: Anyway, we need to go to the sacred realm again, because............. Well, lets go (Goes through portal)

King of Red Lions: Well, here we are
Link: (Breathes for air) Why the fuck didn't toi warn me
King of Red Lions: I can't help it. I'm a boat. I don't even have lungs. Anyway, just go in there, and take Tetra
Tetra: (Wakes up) Did someone...
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So, it’s been awhile since I did an animé review… again. I think I’ve only done, at the most, three. And that’s only on the haut, retour au début of my head. I do want to review plus at a later time, including ones like Midori, which I have heard is very, very hard to stomach. Perfect for this series. But, for now, I’ve got something just has hard to face. Maybe. Let’s just say that, throughout the animé I have seen, blood and gore hasn’t been a major factor in these shows. Was there blood and gore, yes. But it was either very minimal ou was in the background the entire time and was not the main...
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I could spend today talking about the glory that is Silent colline 2 and why it’s my favori horror game of all time, but I don’t feel like talking about that today. No, instead, I want to talk about one thing. One specific thing, and it’s this. Pyramid Head, the greatest horror character ever, with his creepy appearance, disturbing actions, and a haunting backstory that’s one of the most important in video game history, ou even in the history of horror… and how he was completely ruined in one fell swoop.



Now, before we start talking about how crappy Pyramid Head has become, we...
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So Metal Gear Solid 2 was a lot of fun, and I only have brief memories of playing the original Metal Gear Solid on PS1… And I never played Metal Gear Solid 4. So that must mean we are limited to one other Metal Gear Solid game. One that has, not Snake, but someone else. That’s right, it’s Metal Gear Solid V: Phan- Okay, even I can’t run that joke into the ground. No, seriously, though, it’s Metal Gear Solid 3: Snake Eater
Metal Gear Solid 3 takes place in the 1960s, the Cold War is just heating up, and the American hero known as The Boss has betrayed the American people and joined...
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