So, remember when Metal Gear Solid was a stealth game? And I ain’t talking about Survivor. We never talk about Survivor. I’m talking about that other time Metal Gear Solid was turned into something different, and it was actually good. Ladies in gentleman, I give toi Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance, whatever that name means
Metal Gear Rising follows everyone’s favori soyboy, Raiden, as he is hunting down a terrorist group known as the Winds of Destruction, which have plans of sparking a war in the world, which involves, what else in a Metal Gear game, politicians doing seedy shit for their own purposes. But if toi think this’ll just be a simple stealth game, toi then look at the box and toi see that little P with the star. Metal Gear Rising was made with the help of Platinum Games, the Bayonetta team, and it’s just as stylish and smooth to play as Bayonetta. In Metal Gear Rising, toi have a ton of machines to fight, along with soldiers that vary in size and gear they have, but can easily be torn apart par beurre with Raiden’s sword. It won’t be long before Raiden slows down the world around him and is slashing apart motherfuckers with his sword into a million pieces. toi wanna slice them in half? Nah, toi wanna slice them into chunks. toi don’t wanna stop slicing them apart. Even if toi slice off an arm, they’ll still be coming at you. Even if toi leave them as a human potato, they’ll still struggle to fight you. Just slice them. Helicopters, slice them up. Giant robots, slice them up. Metal Gear RAY, something that was nearly impossible to destroy in précédant games, just slice it up. This game is debatably as insane as Bayonetta when it comes to the sheer spectacle of what’s going on. And the boss fights in this game are so damn insane. From the fight with Mistral who uses a dozen arms to fight, to Monsoon who can disassemble his body to dodge your attacks and déplacer as fast as hell, to Sundowner, who is just the heaviest motherfucker in the world. And the final boss of this game is a meme powerhouse of destruction that can fuck toi up, but toi can fuck him up too. It’s so much damn madness. And I have to say it again, but that soundtrack is incredible. Some of the hardest industrial rock musique and some of the best vocal tracks I’ve heard in a video game since, with stuff like Rules of Nature, Red Sun, It Has to Be This Way, and my personal favorite, Collective Consciousness. And just when toi think it’s over, toi get DLC of two other characters, Jetstream Sam and Bladewolf, and toi get the chance to play through their campaigns, with Sam having a new taunt skill and Bladewolf having a whole new boss, and it’s fucking free! Okay, this game is amazing. Everyone buy Metal Gear Rising please.
Metal Gear Rising is… an experience like no other. Every moment the game is being played feels like something unique. It’s why I l’amour Platinum Games so much, for their quality, their gameplay, and just how new and fresh it feels. And I assure you, this isn’t our last Platinum game. But with that said, Metal Gear Rising. Amazing game. Please buy it and rub it in Metal Gear Solid: Survivor’s face.