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So it’s clear that I enjoy FromSoftware games on this list, if you’ve been following me for long enough. I did a liste on the best Dark Souls bosses, and talk about Dark Souls 1 and 2 regularly. But now is the time for me to talk about the latest, and possibly last entry in the franchise, and one of my favorite, despite having not completed it like the précédant 2, Dark Souls III
Dark Souls III takes place in a different land entirely, with instead of following the Chosen Undead, we are following the Unkindled One. What’s the difference… Fuck if I know. All I know is that the Unkindled One is tasked with collecting the four Lord Souls of the four great rulers, all so he can get to the first flame and make a choose of relighting the flame to keep the flames of the gods keep going ou let it die and let the world be blocked par shadow. Wait a second, this is just the first games story again. toi can’t fool me Dark Souls III. But how does the world of this game compare? Well, the game is just as ominous, and just as empty feeling. Characters toi meet will all eventually die, one way ou another, all for some fruitless quest (Except Patches. Patches never dies). All of the bosses toi fight were once these mighty gods, rulers, ou creatures, but have been reduced to murderous monsters ou are fighting to keep toi away from something far worse. And is this game as hard and as brutal as the first game? It has its moments, sure, but I feel that this game is a much easier experience than the first two games. Not that I think that’s a bad thing. It could just be because of years and years of getting beat down and built back up thanks to the first two games. The bosses in this game also feel much plus grandiose and amazing to fight. The musique really incorporates these giant fallen legends that are ready to fight to the death. While I like some bosses in Dark Souls 1 more, there aren’t any terrible bosses in 3 like there were in 1 *Cough* lit of Chaos. The fight with the princes, Lothric and Lorian were incredible, the battle with the Abyss Watchers was an amazing boss to open your eyes, the dual with Iudex Gundyr was a great first battle, and Nameless King. Oh man, if toi feel like the game is too easy, go fight Nameless King. He will wreck you.
I do think that Dark Souls III isn’t as amazing as the first game, but it still has it’s amazing moments and I still l’amour the world building, the boss fights, and the characters toi meet along the way, and that will never change. I look vers l'avant, vers l’avant to what FromSoftware has in the future, no matter how much times it kicks my ass.
Hello, everyone. Now, there are a lot of enemies in video games. Some fun, some hard, some FUCKING ANNOYING (Which I already touched upon) And then there are the ones that are so pathetic, they make toi just say to yourself, "Why....". So, here are the haut, retour au début ten enemies I find to be the most pathetic. First, only games I play and only one per franchise. Now, lets begin

 Goomba
Goomba


#10: Goomba from Super Mario Bros. - First off is the most iconic enemy in video games, but also one of the most pathetic. Seriously, they just walk back and forth. Thats... it. That's there so called attack pattern....
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Japon makes some weird stuff. However, weird isn't always bad. Take a look at Super Mario Bros. toi play as a plumber saving a princess from a dinosaur as toi look for mushrooms and fight walking mushrooms and turtles in shoes, and that game makes a billion dollars with each game released... However... if toi look on the opposite side of the spectrum, weird isn't always good. With that, we get a manga with a titre so perverted, I am sure this review will get flagged. It's Tiny Boobs Giant Tits History.
Now, let me tell you, if toi don't know what hentai is, your too young to read this story,...
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“Tiger… Hey, Tiger”
Tiger groaned as he stirred himself awake, inhaling through his nostrils as his eyes slowly opened, looking up at the bright sky and the moving clouds. Looking down at him, a young woman with red hair that stopped at her neck looked down with a grin, light freckles on her face, wearing a yellow style woman’s dress with brown boots. She graced Tiger with a chuckle as she joked, “Didn’t toi just get some sleep?”
“Well when you’re on the road for as long as we are, toi gotta get all the sleep toi can before another job.” Tiger answered as he sat up.
Along with...
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Have toi ever heard of the legendary ramen Noodle truck? The only way to get a taste is to catch up with it. Enter suivant A-Class, a surprisingly flashy and fun little time considering it is literally a six-minute Japanese car advertisement made in 2012. Despite how short it is, however, the adrenaline rush you'll get watching this animé short is nothing short of thrilling.

By and large the best part of this short is the animation. You'd think it wouldn't have much effort put into it, but par lord Frith himself, is this a damn good looking Original Net Animation. The amount of detail and effort...
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So he’s an odd thing to just say out of the blue. Silent colline 2, in regards to writing, is a far better game than Resident Evil 4. In almost every single way, Silent colline 2 is the superior horror game. But, on a gameplay perspective, on a replayable perspective, Resident Evil 4 is the better game. And it is a game I remember playing when I was a little kid, and found far less scary than the Remake, so I was able to enjoy it far plus at that age. So let’s talk about it, shall we?
Resident Evil 4 followed Leon S. Kennedy, a strapping young man who has gotten his first job as the president’s...
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Okay…. This is the first Legend of Zelda entry on the list… and hoo boy, I think I already pissed some people off with this decision already.
Legend of Zelda follows the story of Link and his companion Navi as they travel across the land of Hyrule, saving the Sages and trying to stop Ganondorf from taking over Hyrule.. Yeah, get used to hearing that story description of other Zelda games. This was considered to be THE Zelda game back in the day, the one that everyone needed to play and is thought to be the greatest video game of all time. And while I don’t personally agree with that,...
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Even if toi don't like the movie, you're sure to enjoy a few songs from it's soundtrack.
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(Please be advised that there's some plus mature humor in this, thanks in advance.)

Toon Link. The cartoon version of one of gaming's biggest icons, and it looks like he's here to stay.

And honestly, what's not to l’amour about Toon Link? He's courteous, powerful, and is always way stronger than he PROBABLY SHOULD BE IN SMASH BROS GODDAMMI-

And is global, ensemble a very memorable character.....Which brings me to the logical conclusion that he should RUN FOR PRESIDENT.

Why toi may ask?

Stop asking such silly questions. :)

So without further ado, I'm your host Killer Semenstar and let's get RIIIIIGHT into the...
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Wind: So, I get to go on a vacation to Spain, huh. This shouldn’t be so bad. I was getting sick of being in Ponyville all of the time anyway

Wind: Okay, I have no idea where I am going
Gonado: (Stares at Wind)
Wind: Uh…… Can I help you?
Gonado: (Speaks Spanish)
Wind: …….. Okay (Walks off)
Gonado: (Picks up an axe and follows Wind)
Wind: Well, that guy was a damn freak
Gonado: (Swings the axe at Wind’s head)
Wind: Goddamn it. Not again (Bend down to tie his shoes)
Gonado: (Misses, losing his balance, and falls off of the cliff)
Wind: Huh, wonder where that weird guy went

Wind: (Locks himself...
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We all do something to spend time with our siblings. Either it’s having a fun conversation with them, playing with them, ou just hanging out with them. What did me and my two brothers do when we hung out? We beat the living shit out of each other on a daily basis. So, when our little sister was still in elementary school, and my older brother still lived with us, we watched this montrer called Deadliest Warriors, where two different warriors from the past would be tested with their strength and then they would fight to the death to see who would win. It’s kinda like Death Battle if it was...
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(Note: This is based off of CinemaSins Everything Wrong With series. Also, this is just nitpicking. I do this out of l’amour for Wind Waker)
You will first notice that this game was made in 2002, and considering that the étoile, star Wars prequels were made around this time, toi can tell it wasn’t a very good year
Well, it’s no wonder the town was attacked. The Triforce is just lying in a field right out in the open
Why does this village only have one horse
Man, when did Ganondorf get a bad case of crispy-burnt skin?
This game really loves shoving Ocarina of Time in my face, huh
So, the hero never came?...
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Now, I am just gonna put it out there. I am not a fan of WWE. Sorry, but I’m not. All I see when I watch it are some guys beating each other up for peoples entertainment. It’s like Roman gladiators… but with a lot less death. But, I am a fan of Harry Potter… the livres anyway. Never got around to watching the movies, and I only read the books. They were great livres that had great characters and weaved a good story. But, well, toi wanna know why I hate crossovers. Because of shit like this. Harry Potter Joins the WWE… Great. Also, the auteur states that this story is fiction. Oh, that’s...
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Now, if toi know me, toi know that I watch Abridged series. One of my favoris would be Dragon Ball Z Abridged and Hellsing Ultimate Abridged. However, all of these were made par TeamFourStar, so they are pretty much abridged geniuses. However, there is one Abridged that, sadly, didn't go anywhere. That is Attack on Titan Abridged.
Now, this one had probably the longest first episode out of any other TeamFourStar series. And they used there time VERY well. All of the comedy is perfect in this. From dark to slapstick humor. This abridged used all of it. Another likable thing is the characters....
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Sonic X Parody - Episode 1

The following is a non profit fan based parody. Sonic X is owned par 4Kids and the Sonic Team. Please support the official release

Robot 1: And I was like, “That’s what she said”.
Robot 2: Ha ha, that joke never gets old
Robot 1: Yeah. Anyway….. Wait, did toi hear that
Robot 2: (Turns to see something running at them) Oh shit
Robot 1: Okay, don’t worry. We were created for this very purpose. We can do this. Shoot him (Fires at thing)
Sonic: Get out of the way (Jumps over robots)
Robot 1: ……………….. Shit
(Meanwhile)
Droid 1: Dr. Robotnik, it appears-
Eggman:...
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Ganondorf: Ha ha, no doubt my giant black guard killed Link. (Laughs)
Tetra: I honestly could care less about him
Ganondorf: Now, nothing can stop-
Link: There toi are, toi fuckign cheater
Ganondorf: Goddamn it, I have..... wait, what is that...... toi hold the final triforce piece
Link: Yeah, so wha- (Ganondorf slaps Link)
GanondorF: I'll be taking that (Picks up Triforce piece) Yoink. Finally, I have all three pieces (Giant Triforce appears) Ha ha ha. I did it. I got the Triforce. I'm so happy, I'm actually not going to kill toi all
Tetra: Really
Ganondorf: (Laughs) No, your all so fucked
Link: Hey,...
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JOHNNY KLIBITZ:
In my opinion. Johnny was the best protagonist. He's so fun to use.. And he's actually quite relatable in most ways. Coarse. This also goes for Niko, but that's anouther story.
Anyway. After his once best friend, Billy Grey had finally Lost his mind and Johnny having had to put him down.
Johnny was in charge of the lost.. But he became a meth addict, and all that made him badass we're removed, because if it weren't I'm pretty sure Trevor and him would of been easily matched in a fight. But instead, Johnny was too gullible, and it cost him his life. And Trevor. Knowing they would...
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How odd is it to read a fanfic based off a commercial. Pretty odd. But if it's good, then I'm all for it... But, what if that fanfic has rape and incest... That's the Saving minutes Saves Money fanfic.
Seriously, how does rape come to mind when toi write a fanfic based on a cellphone commercial. Well, fuck, someone did it, and, surprise, surprise, sur-fucking-prise, some one did, apparently.
So, it starts with our character, Brad, getting yelled at par his mother for wasting minutes. Well, so far it is accurate to the commercial. Soon, Brad gets pissed and throws his mother onto the floor. And...
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