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So when I was a young lad and had just gotten my 3DS, I wanted to play some new games. Games that weren’t Atari brand shovelware pieces of utter trash. No, something that would introduce everyone to the glory of the 3DS. And the first game I got, was Ocarina of Time 3D. And then eventually, I got Super Mario 3D Land. And then I read how disappointing this game was… Was it really?
I mean, I’ve played better Super Mario games, but this game is still a ton of fun for me to play. Sure, the 3D in this game felt kind of gimmicky, but the entire console felt kind of gimmicky. Reasons why they made a version without the 3D, but I’m getting off topic. Super Mario 3D Land follows the basic premise. Bowser kidnaps Peach, Mario has to go through worlds to save her, and somewhere along the way, toi get to play as Luigi. The game has a series of different worlds, but nothing toi haven’t seen before. herbe worlds, sand worlds, water worlds, lava worlds, haunted house worlds, and some weird geometry worlds. I do agree, this Mario game does nothing new, but it’s still satisfying and fun to play. Trying to get all the stars in every level was so much fun. And then I realize that there is still plus game to play even after that? toi think toi finish the game after beating Bowser, but no. There’s not an alternate world, where toi get to play through harder stages in the game, all with their own three set of stars to collect. And after that’s done, toi still gotta play as Luigi. For a young kid who was just starting out their game collection, this game had a ton of variety to keep going through the levels and see what else there was to play. And the powerups were a ton of fun. toi got the classic feu Flower, but now there’s the Boomerang Flower, and the games main point, the leaf that turns Mario into a Tanooki, without the massive pair of testicles (I’m not lying. toi can look that up if toi want). It’s a ton of fun to use this thing, and if toi are real skilled, toi can skip portions of the level using it. This was just a fun time waster of a game. It’s not the greatest Mario game out there, trust me, we’ll come to that later, but it is still a ton of fun, and probably one of the fonder memories I have of a Mario game out there
Wind: Okay, so now all I have to do is collect a bunch of stupid masks in order to kill a bigger stupid mask and save some bullshit land that I don’t even know- Why the fuck am I doing this again?
Tattle: Because if toi don’t do something about it, I’ll force toi to
Wind: Yeah, I’m sure a little fairy like toi can even- (Suddenly hits him) OW! WHAT THE FUCK
Tattle: If you’re done complaining, come and help
Wind: Fine (Quietly) Fucking bitch

Great Fairy: Hello
Wind: AH! AH! AH! AH! WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU
Great Fairy: I am the Great Fairy. Welcome to my fountain
Wind: Please stop staring at...
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When I was thirteen, I was still a very, very, VERY stupid child. However, while I was still stupid, I had also grown a l’amour for plus of the Japanese culture. After lire about the country on an article online, I had grown to really like this country. I was interested in it’s history, agriculture, and many other things. But if there was anything I loved the most, it was it’s weaponry. plus specifically, the samurai sword. I just loved these kinds of weapons, and I really loved those things. Now, I am telling toi this so toi can get a better understanding of what’s to come. Back then,...
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Back when I was still a stupid kid who got injured on a daily basis, I thought that after getting shot in the back and breaking my foot, I couldn’t hurt myself any worse ou in any dumber ways…. I was wrong. I could easily harm myself in ever plus worse and even plus dumber ways than either asking to be shot with a BB gun ou try to do an Ollie when I knew jackshit about skateboards. So, how is this suivant injury dumber and plus dangerous? I tried slicing fruit with a cuisine couteau while holding the fruit in my hand…. I am not making this shit up, I was honestly that stupid. toi would think...
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Cliches. I absolutely DESPISE cliches. It shows that the writers are too lazy to come up with anything original, and IT TICKS ME OFF.

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BUT there are those cliches that toi just can't help but love. Whether it's because they're cool, funny, ou downright awesome, toi just can't resist loving the crap out of them! And it's no wonder they never seem to leave.

My name is Jared, and today we're counting down My haut, retour au début 10 animé Cliches!

#10. Deserved Slapstick

What I mean par this is a character doing something wrong/bad and paying for it. It's not only satisfying to see the douche-bag of a person...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..

Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - arc en ciel Dash
Sargent Schultz from Hogan's Heroes - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland montrer - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - cidre fort, applejack

Now, let's begin. Twilight was giving a lecture to everypony.

Twilight: Okay y'all. I'm the most important poney in this shithole of a town, and toi know it. The fact that-
Pinkie Pie: *Running towards Twilight* Herr Kommandant!! Herr Kommandant!!
Twilight: Man, I'm in da middle of an important lecture!! Everypony wants to...
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posted by windwakerguy43
Wind: Okay, Professor, I think I’ll take a Charmande-
Gary: I WANT A SQUIRTLE
Wind: Okay, nevermind. I’ll take a Baulbasua-
Gary: I WANT THE CHARMANDER
Wind: Screw it, give me a Squirtl-
Gary: I WANT THE BULBASAUR!
Wind: Okay, toi know what, screw it. I’ll just buy a Pokeball and find some aléatoire Pokemon in the herbe ou something (Leaves)

Little Girl: Hey, toi looked at me funny
Wind: Well, duh. You’re a spoiled brat who thinks she owns the whole dirt road. I’m obviously not gonna look at toi like you’re a human being with rights
Little Girl: I challenge toi to a battle
Wind: Um… Okay (Enters...
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Now, what is a guilty pleasure film? Well, it’s those films that is hated, weather par fans, critics, ou the world in general, but toi just can’t help but love. So, today, I will be talking about my ten guilty pleasure movies. Now, MY guilty pleasures may be different from YOUR guilty pleasures, so please, don’t try and insult me because of the choices on this list. Now, with that said, lets start the list



#10: Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines - After the epic Terminators 1 and 2, fans were hyped for the suivant one in the series… And they ended up hating it. They a dit that it wasn’t...
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posted by windwakerguy43
Ayumi: And it was said, the principal was so fat, every died
Satoshi: Re-really
Yoshiki: I’m calling bullshit on that (All the lights turn off)
Satoshi: Oh, god. I think I pissed myself
Yui: (Turns on the lights) Oh, it’s just me and Yuka
Yuka: I WILL EAT YOUR SOULS
Mayu: Aww, she’s so cute
Yuka: I’LL CUT YOU, chienne
Satoshi: Oh, thank god. I thought I was dead (Unknowingly, grabbing Naomi’s breasts)
Naomi: Satoshi, will toi stop fondling my breasts firmly with your hands and-
Seiko: Naomi, you're having your crazy fantasies again
Naomi: Oh, right. Sorry
Satoshi: ….. Huh
Namoi: ……...
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Link: Okay, so, who is the suivant helpless idiot we need to help
Tetra: Well, the suivant person on the liste is a girl named Maggie.
Link: Go on
Tetra: Well, she is a rich girl and-
Link: Stop right there. That's all I needed to hear. If she's rich, she must be beautiful
Tetra: Uh, Link, I don't think toi should-
Link: Shut up, you're not fucking me over like last time
(Later, at the House of Wealth)
Link: Okay, so, where can we find Maggie
Maggie's Father: Oh, hello. How can I help you
Link: Hey, I am here to help your daughter
Maggie's Father: Yeah, who cares? Why don't toi help me? I need toi to go and...
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Link: Oh, fucking finally. I thought we'd never get off that piece of shit island.
Tetra: Yeah, I mean, what kind of rewards were that
Link: Glad toi see it my way
Tetra: And all it took was your constant bitching to convince me so it would shut toi the hell up
Link: It's not bitching, it's complaining
Tetra: Whatever, there is the suivant island
Link: Isn't that the Forsaken Fortress
Tetra: Yeah, so what
Link: Isn't there like, hundreds of monsters, there
Tetra: Yeah, but toi have a sword
Link: Hmm. Good point. So, what do I need to do
Tetra: Just fight some ghost to the death
Link: Can, and most certainly,...
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Okay, so, when toi think of violent video games, where toi kill civilians and police officers, some people think of Grand Theft Auto, ou Saints Row. Well, those are good choices, but, those actually have objectives, where toi don't really kill either of them. But, is there a game where toi go and murder innocent people, with no rhyme ou reason. Well, that's what this game has done. This game, which has been deemed the most violent game ever... is Hatred... Hold on to your seats, everyone. This may be too much.
So, the purpose of this game is that toi play as a Rob Zombie Look-A-Like, who hates...
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So, there are people out there who prefer animé over western dessins animés and there are people who prefer western dessins animés over anime. Me, personally, well, if toi asked me at the age of seven, I would have a dit western. But, donné the shit we see today, I think its obvious that animé is still making better shows. Sure, they're no Samurai Jack, Teen Titans, ou Avatar: The Last Airbender, but toi know what else they aren't? Teen Titans GO, Annoying orange TV Show, and everything on Nick. So, some genius thought of a way to make an animé that has the western style animation. That montrer would be the...
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Hello, everyone, and welcome to Windwakerguy430's Death Sentence- I mean, haut, retour au début Ten Overrated animé of All Time. Now, let me get one thing clear. When I say overrated, I don't hate it. I just feel it gets plus praise then it deserves. Unless I say point blank that I hate it, then I hate it. Okay. Then, lets start the list

10: Pokemon - Now, this one really hurts me to put on the list, and unlike the other ones that hurts to put on this list, this is probably the most painful, as Pokemon is my most favori animé of all time. I l’amour this anime. It has some good comedy and the characters are wonderful...
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Now, guess what........... There is a Creepypasta about Lil Wayne..... Just fuck it.
So, this story starts with Lil Wayne freaking out because people keep asking about his secret, which he won't tell anyone. So, the main character asks and thinks he has better luck...... He doesn't. But, for some stupid reason, Lil Wayne's agent decides to tell him, but at a different place. So, he takes the main character to a recording studio and tells him the..... First, off, I must prepare toi all for the stupidest thing toi will ever hear. Okay, so, the reason why Lil Wayne is so talented is because he made a deal with the devil to be a good rapper. And if he tells anyone this secret, he will lose his soul......... WHAT!? Thats the fucking plot twist? That's the dumbest fucking thing I have ever heard. toi know what, screw it, thats all I got. Honestly, nothing really happens in the fucking story anyway, so, fuck it, I'm done. But, hey, that's only my opinion. What's Your Take
Now, what is one of the most laughably bad fanfics I have ever read in my entire life. Well, I think that that fanfic would be the Creepypasta known as Mad for McDonalds.
Now, this story starts with a man who goes to a local McDonalds and starts eating. However, he just keeps eating, to the point where he becomes addicted to it. So addicted to where he goes there all the time, just eating Big Macs and stuff like that. Soon, his family keeps him from going back, so he gets angry and, for some reason, dresses up as Ronald McDonald and sneaks off to eat plus at McDonalds only to become a great big fat fuck.
And that's about it. Like I said, this creepypasta, while not even being all that creepy, but is just so bad, that it is so hilarious. But, hey, that's only my opinion. Whats Your Take
Now, this is a story about the cursed Sonic game, and how it became one of the most famous cursed games ever..... Why, I have no gucking clue. Honestly, Sonic.EXE is a pisspoor story.
It starts with this guy, will call him Stupid, because that's exactly what he is, who gets a Sonic game called Sonic.EXE, which he got from his friend, and he says to not play it. Then why the hell did toi send him the damn game.
Anyway, he starts the game up, and it shows the logo with Sonic having red eyes, the water turns blood red and the Sega logo at the bottom says "Sega 6 6 6".... And this sucks, because...
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