Oh boy, we still got some Cultober to go through, everybody. ou at the least, weâve reached the ranking moment for these movies. I think we had a good haul this season. We had a few goodies, a few mehs, and some trash in the mix. But it was mostly a good first year. So letâs talk about the movies, talking about the worst ones and then making our way to the good ones, and what I recommend for ones viewing pleasure. Oh, and I will be rating this film on a ten outta ten scale, 5 points for how scary ou spooky the film is and another 5 for how enjoyable it is. So thereâs a chance I may like a 5/10 film, but that may not be very likely. But letâs stop blabbering and start talking about some damn good horror films already
Rank 31: Birdemic: Shock and Terror
Scare: 0/5
Enjoyment: 1/5
Total 1/10
Oh, wow, Birdemic is at the bottom of the list. What a total shock. This was no surprise to anyone. Birdemic sucked. It fucking sucked. I hated this film, and still do. I decided to be generous and give it a 1 on the enjoyment scale because at least the birds are so bad and so poorly made that they are funny, but toi mostly get a bunch of boring characters doing stupid shit and itâs just a boring movie the whole way through. I hate it. Do not watch this movie, even if toi are looking for something ironic. toi can do so much better, trust me.
Rank 30: Bride of the Monster
Scare: 1/5
Enjoyment: 1/5
Total: 2/10
My god, even though this film was known as one of the worst, it was pretty disappointing, as an ironic film. I was expecting a lot plus badly done effects, bad acting, and a stupid plot. I mean, there are elements there, but not nearly enough to keep me invested. I was hoping for plus from most infamous director ever Ed Wood. But no, instead I just get a rather drab film. It couldâve been so much better, but it was just a dull film over all
Rank 29: Night of the Lepus
Scare: 1/5
Enjoyment: 2/5
Total: 3/10
Night of the Lepus is barely better than Birdemic and, honestly, a far plus interesting ironic film than the prĂ©cĂ©dant two simply for the practical effects. The rabbit costume is awful, obviously, and the jouer la comĂ©die is so bad with an even worse script that it gets a laugh out of me, but I can respect the use of the smaller town mannequins for the rabbits to run around in. Itâs genuinely impressive. Not enough to save this trash feu of a film, but it has one good, genuinely good, thing about it and thatâs better than the last two films.
Rank 28: Incubus
Scare: 1/5
Enjoyment: 3/5
Total: 4/10
Okay, I can appreciate what this film was going for, and it definitely had a neat idea, and I will admit that it definitely had a pretty good build up. But I just found the film to be laughable at best and boring at worst. I mean, come on, that was the best design for the titre character Incubus. And no, the goat form was not much better. For fucks sake, Night of the Lepus had better effects than that. Not costume design, god know, but even their effects were decent in comparison. If it wasnât for the fact that I like the idea of this film, it would be lower. But god, what a disappointing film, honestly.
Rank 27: The Hills Have Eyes
Scare: 2/5
Enjoyment: 2/5
Total: 4/10
Yeah, originally, I wanted to give this a five out of ten because I know how much this film is enjoyed par classic horror fans and seen as a real classic of Wes Cravenâs other films, but, no, I hate this movie, itâs boring, not interesting, and I donât really enjoy any of the moments in this film up until the last few minutes, and even then, I found that the remake did it better. Yes, the edgy, gory remake did the last thirty minutes better, and that film is par no means a masterpiece, but Iâd take a film that disgusts me over a film that bores me. Itâs only higher than the rest because, again, I like the idea of the film. Itâs interesting. But man, what squandered potential
Rank 26: Pandorum
Scare: 3/5
Enjoyment: 2/5
Total: 5/10
Okay, so this is not a boring film, at least not completely, but itâs par far the most disappointing. Donât tease me that this is inspired par Lovecraftian horror and then have the weakest kind of Lovecraftian horror. Sure, the characters go insane, but man, toi could do way plus than that. That being said, this movie is just eh. Nothing amazing, nothing terrible. Guess thatâs what youâd expect from a movie that gained the interest of classic shlock maker, Paul W.S. Anderson himself
Rank 25: Maniac Cop
Scare: 2/5
Enjoyment: 3/5
Total: 5/10
Okay, yeah, have I Lost credibility yet? I shit all over The Hills Have Eyes and yet Iâm gonna talk about why this film is pretty good. Itâs par no means a classic, but it does enough to entertain the audience with a good premise, a decent slasher set up, and has Bruce Campiness Campbell. Sorry, I just really like Evil Dead. I just canât help but be interested. Maniac Cop will never be seen in high regard as other slasher films, but it does enough to keep a slasher fan like me entertained. The sequels⊠Maybe not so much
Rank 24: Wicked City
Scare: 4/5
Enjoyment: 2/5
Total: 6/10
Well, what do toi know, the only animated film on the entirety of Cultober and it didnât even crack the haut, retour au dĂ©but twenty. Just barely missing out on it. That being said, this film has animation that is both disgusting but well animated enough to entertain, if toi can get passed all the brutal rape scenes, which there are a lot, all on the same character. Oh boy, if thereâs one thing I canât handle, itâs rape. Murder who toi want, but no rape please. That being said, itâs a typical story, but the insanity kept me interested. I donât know if the same will be for you, but I liked it enough to keep going.
Rank 23: Cloverfield
Scare: 3/5
Enjoyment: 3/5
Total: 6/10
Once again, another film that I was disappointed it. Thankfully, not on the scale of The Hills Have Eyes, but still enough to keep it from the haut, retour au dĂ©but spot. Cloverfield is a movie I donât exactly like, Iâm not the biggest fan of it, but I respect it. I like the monster, I like the insane theories it builds upon, and I like the idea of a found footage film. But everything else just kinda made me lose interest over time. Itâs par no means a bad film, but I still consider it to be overrated. But maybe youâll see something in it that I donât, hopefully.
Rank 22: I Was a Teenage Werewolf
Scare: 2/5
Enjoyment: 4/5
Total: 6/10
Man, time sure does fly. To think it was thirty days il y a that I started this marathon, and it was all thanks to this 1950s movie. That being said, itâs a pretty basic werewolf film. par no means a bad film, because I sure as hell enjoyed my time with it, but there certainly are better werewolf films out there. But if toi want something with the right amount of 50s B movie cheese, then this is the film for you
Rank 21: Idle Hands
Scare: 1/5
Enjoyment: 5/5
Total: 6/10
Wow, what a fucking lame movie in the fear category. That being said, this movie is fucking amazing. Itâs stupid, itâs really stupid, and I will always say that it is. But it manages to revel in its own stupidity and have fun with it, and damn it, so do I. Please, itâs got everything the 90s was good at. Slasher films, lame humor, The Offspring. Oh, itâs so dated but in a good way. I implore you, check out Idle Hands. I give this a Highly Recommended film. Itâs not a haut, retour au dĂ©but ranker, but this gets the Corner of Horror joint, joint dâĂ©tanchĂ©itĂ© of Recommendation
Rank 20: Pumpkinhead
Scare: 3/5
Enjoyment: 3/5
Total: 6/10
Well, this was certainly a surprise. I thought Pumpkinhead wouldâve been a B movie mess, but it was actually a pretty decent film. Nothing groundbreaking, but I personally enjoyed what I watched. Itâs creepy enough, got enough unique slasher movie kills, and Pumpkinhead has such an amazing design to him that I just want to keep coming back for more. To this film, not the god awful made for TV movies. Thatâs worse than direct to DVD.
Rank 19: Tucker and Dale Vs. Evil
Scare: 2/5
Enjoyment: 5/5
Total: 7/10
I thought Pumpkinhead would be lame, but I thought this movie would be a hot mess. And low and behold, itâs probably one of the better modern horror comedies Iâve seen. Itâs a great parody of the slasher genre with all of itâs stupid tropes without feeling forced and it manages to make the characters of Tucker and Dale a rather enjoyable duo. I can see them being in plus movies, whenever the hell that jour comes
Rank 18: Abbott and Costello Meet Frankenstein
Scare: 2/5
Enjoyment: 5/5
Total: 7/10
From one dumb duo to another and probably one of the plus well known. par no means Abbott and Costelloâs greatest work, it was certainly a nice surprise to see them go up against the classic Universal monsters of the past. Itâs got the classic feeling of a 1930âs Universal horror film while having the enjoyable comedy of the two. What plus could toi ask for?
Rank 17: Childâs Play
Scare: 2/5
Enjoyment: 5/5
Total: 7/10
Letâs be honest, Chucky was pretty much better as a comedy film anyway. Sure, his first moments were creepy, but it could only work for so long. And the creepy doll being a killer only became plus cliche from there. So itâs nice that Chucky was a far plus interesting character when he spoke. I used to hate it, but now I can appreciate it. If toi are a fan of a plus humorous slasher film, youâll probably have some fun with Childâs Play.
Rank 16: Scream
Scare: 3/5
Enjoyment: 4/5
Total: 7/10
Ah, now this (Aside from cabine in the Woods) is the true slasher film parody. Made par Wes Craven, he makes yet another classic slasher villain with Ghostface, before he too got fucked par Hollywood in a spiral of bad sequel after bad sequel. But this is the original Ghostface, and the original Scream, a classic in the slasher genre that brought slasher films back into the mainstream after a long period of silence. And of course, leave it to Wes Craven, creator of the Nightmare on Elm rue franchise to strike or once again with a new slasher villain.
Rank 15: Them!
Scare: 2/5
Enjoyment: 5/5
I was honestly not expecting to enjoy Them! As much as I did, but low and behold, itâs actually a decently made film. Sure, itâs par no means the scariest film out there, unless toi have a phobia of insects, then this film is nightmare inducing, but itâs the effects, the acting, the story, and suspense, all of this mixed together with the classic B movie feeling of classic cinema, it all molds well together to create this 50s classic, and a film I recommend to anyone. Another film for the Corner of Horror joint, joint dâĂ©tanchĂ©itĂ© of Recommendation.
Rank 14: Witchfinder General
Scare: 2/5
Enjoyment: 5/5
Total: 7/10
Okay, no, THIS is par no means a scary film. Itâs really disturbing at times and may be hard to watch, but itâs far from a scary film. That being said, this film is amazing, just like Them. Yeah, get ready for a lot of Seals of Recommendations from here on out, people. Witchfinder General was such a horrifying film for itâs time and itâs a film that I recommend to anyone out there. If toi have the stomach for it of course. Slap the Corner of Horror joint, joint dâĂ©tanchĂ©itĂ© of Recommendation on this film too
Rank 13: Tremors
Scare: 2/5
Enjoyment: 5/5
Total: 7/10
Oh man, what can be a dit about this film that hasnât been a dit already. Nothing, so Iâll just copy down everything about this film. The characters, the monsters, the setting, and just the pacing, it all makes this film a classic and a film that deserved all of itâs sequels, which I have heard are actually pretty decent, for straight to video movies, of course. This is a must watch for anyone who is not just a fan of horror films, but for monster films in general. Another Corner of Horror joint, joint dâĂ©tanchĂ©itĂ© of Recommendation
Rank 12: Begotten
Scare: 5/5
Enjoyment: 3/5
Total: 8/10
OkayâŠ. I donât know what to make of this movie. This was the first and only film this entire mois that, didnât scare me, but disturbed and sickened me. It was actually pretty hard to sit through. The vague story telling, the disturbing visuals. I think it was plus effective because it looks like it was recorded on a fucking potato. Itâs an interesting film, but I donât know if itâs a recommended film for everyone. Iâll give it this, it scared the hell out of me, so it mustâve done something right.
Rank 11: REC
Scare: 4/5
Enjoyment: 4/5
Total: 8/10
This is the true found footage film of this month. Yes, plus so than Cloverfield. This is a colline I am fully prepared to die on. My clearly superior opinions aside, REC is such an interesting zombie not-zombie film for how it is portrayed, how it is built up, and the fact it all takes place in one building. It was able to get four sequels, and only one being noticeably bad, so clearly, it did something right with itâs plot. And all on a found footage film, which horror fans normally hate. Good for you, REC
Rank 10: Bad Taste
Scare: 3/5
Enjoyment: 5/5
Total: 8/10
Peter Jackson can clearly do no wrong⊠Except when it comes to The Hobbit, but shhhh. Weâre talking about simpler times. Apparently $25,000 budget levels of simple, and this film looks better and is plus well shot than most big budget films today. Itâs premise is silly, but fun, and it has the right amount of gore to where itâs disgusting, but not hard to stomach. Itâs a film that any gorehound will enjoy ou just a horror fan in general, and it gets my Corner of Horror joint, joint dâĂ©tanchĂ©itĂ© of Recommendation
Rank 9: Tetsuo: The Iron Man
Scare: 4/5
Enjoyment: 4/5
Total: 8/10
The first and so far, only Japanese horror film of Cultober, but goddamn, but a great way to start looking into foreign films from the Land of the Rising Sun. This is some Cronenberg level shit here, and all on a small budget using scraps from broken TVs no less, and it was horrifying and disturbing and awesome all at the same time. Just try to ignore all the phallic imagery in this film, okay? Itâs Japan, what do toi expect? Another film with the joint, joint dâĂ©tanchĂ©itĂ© of Recommendation
Rank 8: Jacobâs Ladder
Scare: 4/5
Enjoyment: 4/5
Total 8/10
This is a film that is so good that Iâm sad that it didnât get any attention when it first came out .Iâm happy that itâs getting some lâamour now, but man, this movie was so ahead of its time with the disturbing imagery, unique plot, and just an global, ensemble unsettling feeling throughout the film, making your skin crawl as toi tried to piece everything together. toi just canât find this kind of horror anymore, and I find that a little depressing. With that said, this gets the joint, joint dâĂ©tanchĂ©itĂ© of Recommendation too
Rank 7: Halloween 2018
Scare: 3/5
Enjoyment: 5/5
Total: 8/10
Again, I am completely aware of the lack of a cult following this movie has. That being said, this film is amazing if toi are a fan of the original Halloween film, like me. Itâs got enough to satisfy fans of the original film, fans of slasher films in general, and will peak the interest of those newcomers who have never seen the original film, maybe inspiring a new age of Halloween fans. Sadly, I cannot give this film a joint, joint dâĂ©tanchĂ©itĂ© of Recommendation. Itâs a lot plus effective if toi saw the first Halloween first before toi watch this one. But man, do I wish I could give it that seal.
Rank 6: The Cabinet of Dr. Caligari
Scare: 3/5
Enjoyment: 5/5
Total: 8/5
The classic German Expressionism film and par far the oldest film on Cultober, it is a true classic. So classic that it was a silent horror film, so toi really need to know how old this film is. The film is so vaguely told that it gives it a creepy vibe. It also helps with the world the characters interact in, finding themselves in this bizarre world with oddly shaped buildings and over exaggerated shadows. Itâs an insane fantaisie world that I honestly want to see plus of in film. Iâll happily give this film a joint, joint dâĂ©tanchĂ©itĂ© of Recommendation.
Rank 5: Halloween 1978
Scare: 4/5
Enjoyment: 5/5
Total: 9/10
Now this is a film that I can happily give a joint, joint dâĂ©tanchĂ©itĂ© of Recommendation onto. Yeah, not even gonna discuss why I should. Just slapping that joint, joint dâĂ©tanchĂ©itĂ© on right away. toi know the jist. toi know how much of a classic for any marathon John Carpenterâs Halloween is. Michael Myers is a classic slasher villain, and Halloween is the perfect film to watch during the October season. Go watch Halloween. Right now. It should be on TV. Itâs the Christmas Story of Halloween
Rank 4: 1984âs The Fly
Scare: 4/5
Enjoyment: 5/5
Total: 9/10
I may not have found the movie to be too scary at the start, but boy did it pick up really damn fast. Even still, itâs not scary, but itâs an amazing film, watching the deteriorating sanity of the main character, and seeing the amazing effects that are to be expected in any Cronenberg film. This is a film that any horror fan should check out, at least once. But I doubt they can get enough from just one sitting. Another film to slap the joint, joint dâĂ©tanchĂ©itĂ© on. From here on out, just expect this joint, joint dâĂ©tanchĂ©itĂ© to be on everything.
Rank 3: Return of the Living Dead
Scare: 4/5
Enjoyment: 5/5
Total: This and the suivant film were real damn close to getting a 10/10 ranking, but I decided that only one film should have that right, and Return of the Living Dead barely missed it. But man, what an amazing zombie film. Itâs up there as one of the greatest in my opinion, and almost as good as the classic Romero films. If toi are a fan of zombie films, all two of you, then this is a classic toi must watch. An obvious joint, joint dâĂ©tanchĂ©itĂ© of Recommendation
Rank 2: Young Frankenstein
Scare: 4/5
Enjoyment: 5/5
Total: 9/10
This was the film that almost broke the Rank 1 spot. But I just like the Rank 1 film a little bit more. With that said, Young Frankenstein is the perfect horror comedy, probably the best horror comedy Iâve ever seen. Classic horror elements for fans of the genre, a good sense of humor, Gene Wilder playing probably a better role than Willy Wonka, something I never thought Iâd say. This is a must watch for fans of the original Universal monster films and anyone who is looking for a good laugh. joint, joint dâĂ©tanchĂ©itĂ© of Recommendation, because of course
Rank 1: Monster Squad
Scare: 5/5
Enjoyment: 5/5
Total: 10/10
Is this film better than Young Frankenstein, Return of the Living Dead ou The Fly? Probably not. In fact, itâs probably a goddamn fact that it isnât even close. But this film captures the spirit of what horror fans lâamour about the horror genre, and captures the entire idea of Cultober so well, as well as the Halloween season in general. Sure, thereâs no pumpkins and such, but itâs still such an amazing cult classic and a must watch for any horror enthusiast. I canât recommend this movie enough. Please, I beg anyone lire this, watch Monster Squad. Itâs amazing.
Well, that was certainly a fun month. It wasnât perfect. We still had some garbage films in the pile, but I was perfectly satisfied with what we were able to watch. And as for a recap on what films toi should check out, those would be
Idle Hands
Them!
Witchfinder General
Tremors
Bad Taste
Tetsuo: The Iron Man
Jacobâs Ladder
The Cabinet of Dr. Caligari
Halloween 1978
1984âs The Fly
Return of the Living Dead
Young Frankenstein
Monster Squad
And with that, Cultober finally, for real this time, comes to a close. And will I do this again suivant year? Heh heh heh. Maybe. And with that, I wish toi all a Happy Halloween and a happy⊠I donât know, Veterans Day? Take care.
Rank 31: Birdemic: Shock and Terror
Scare: 0/5
Enjoyment: 1/5
Total 1/10
Oh, wow, Birdemic is at the bottom of the list. What a total shock. This was no surprise to anyone. Birdemic sucked. It fucking sucked. I hated this film, and still do. I decided to be generous and give it a 1 on the enjoyment scale because at least the birds are so bad and so poorly made that they are funny, but toi mostly get a bunch of boring characters doing stupid shit and itâs just a boring movie the whole way through. I hate it. Do not watch this movie, even if toi are looking for something ironic. toi can do so much better, trust me.
Rank 30: Bride of the Monster
Scare: 1/5
Enjoyment: 1/5
Total: 2/10
My god, even though this film was known as one of the worst, it was pretty disappointing, as an ironic film. I was expecting a lot plus badly done effects, bad acting, and a stupid plot. I mean, there are elements there, but not nearly enough to keep me invested. I was hoping for plus from most infamous director ever Ed Wood. But no, instead I just get a rather drab film. It couldâve been so much better, but it was just a dull film over all
Rank 29: Night of the Lepus
Scare: 1/5
Enjoyment: 2/5
Total: 3/10
Night of the Lepus is barely better than Birdemic and, honestly, a far plus interesting ironic film than the prĂ©cĂ©dant two simply for the practical effects. The rabbit costume is awful, obviously, and the jouer la comĂ©die is so bad with an even worse script that it gets a laugh out of me, but I can respect the use of the smaller town mannequins for the rabbits to run around in. Itâs genuinely impressive. Not enough to save this trash feu of a film, but it has one good, genuinely good, thing about it and thatâs better than the last two films.
Rank 28: Incubus
Scare: 1/5
Enjoyment: 3/5
Total: 4/10
Okay, I can appreciate what this film was going for, and it definitely had a neat idea, and I will admit that it definitely had a pretty good build up. But I just found the film to be laughable at best and boring at worst. I mean, come on, that was the best design for the titre character Incubus. And no, the goat form was not much better. For fucks sake, Night of the Lepus had better effects than that. Not costume design, god know, but even their effects were decent in comparison. If it wasnât for the fact that I like the idea of this film, it would be lower. But god, what a disappointing film, honestly.
Rank 27: The Hills Have Eyes
Scare: 2/5
Enjoyment: 2/5
Total: 4/10
Yeah, originally, I wanted to give this a five out of ten because I know how much this film is enjoyed par classic horror fans and seen as a real classic of Wes Cravenâs other films, but, no, I hate this movie, itâs boring, not interesting, and I donât really enjoy any of the moments in this film up until the last few minutes, and even then, I found that the remake did it better. Yes, the edgy, gory remake did the last thirty minutes better, and that film is par no means a masterpiece, but Iâd take a film that disgusts me over a film that bores me. Itâs only higher than the rest because, again, I like the idea of the film. Itâs interesting. But man, what squandered potential
Rank 26: Pandorum
Scare: 3/5
Enjoyment: 2/5
Total: 5/10
Okay, so this is not a boring film, at least not completely, but itâs par far the most disappointing. Donât tease me that this is inspired par Lovecraftian horror and then have the weakest kind of Lovecraftian horror. Sure, the characters go insane, but man, toi could do way plus than that. That being said, this movie is just eh. Nothing amazing, nothing terrible. Guess thatâs what youâd expect from a movie that gained the interest of classic shlock maker, Paul W.S. Anderson himself
Rank 25: Maniac Cop
Scare: 2/5
Enjoyment: 3/5
Total: 5/10
Okay, yeah, have I Lost credibility yet? I shit all over The Hills Have Eyes and yet Iâm gonna talk about why this film is pretty good. Itâs par no means a classic, but it does enough to entertain the audience with a good premise, a decent slasher set up, and has Bruce Campiness Campbell. Sorry, I just really like Evil Dead. I just canât help but be interested. Maniac Cop will never be seen in high regard as other slasher films, but it does enough to keep a slasher fan like me entertained. The sequels⊠Maybe not so much
Rank 24: Wicked City
Scare: 4/5
Enjoyment: 2/5
Total: 6/10
Well, what do toi know, the only animated film on the entirety of Cultober and it didnât even crack the haut, retour au dĂ©but twenty. Just barely missing out on it. That being said, this film has animation that is both disgusting but well animated enough to entertain, if toi can get passed all the brutal rape scenes, which there are a lot, all on the same character. Oh boy, if thereâs one thing I canât handle, itâs rape. Murder who toi want, but no rape please. That being said, itâs a typical story, but the insanity kept me interested. I donât know if the same will be for you, but I liked it enough to keep going.
Rank 23: Cloverfield
Scare: 3/5
Enjoyment: 3/5
Total: 6/10
Once again, another film that I was disappointed it. Thankfully, not on the scale of The Hills Have Eyes, but still enough to keep it from the haut, retour au dĂ©but spot. Cloverfield is a movie I donât exactly like, Iâm not the biggest fan of it, but I respect it. I like the monster, I like the insane theories it builds upon, and I like the idea of a found footage film. But everything else just kinda made me lose interest over time. Itâs par no means a bad film, but I still consider it to be overrated. But maybe youâll see something in it that I donât, hopefully.
Rank 22: I Was a Teenage Werewolf
Scare: 2/5
Enjoyment: 4/5
Total: 6/10
Man, time sure does fly. To think it was thirty days il y a that I started this marathon, and it was all thanks to this 1950s movie. That being said, itâs a pretty basic werewolf film. par no means a bad film, because I sure as hell enjoyed my time with it, but there certainly are better werewolf films out there. But if toi want something with the right amount of 50s B movie cheese, then this is the film for you
Rank 21: Idle Hands
Scare: 1/5
Enjoyment: 5/5
Total: 6/10
Wow, what a fucking lame movie in the fear category. That being said, this movie is fucking amazing. Itâs stupid, itâs really stupid, and I will always say that it is. But it manages to revel in its own stupidity and have fun with it, and damn it, so do I. Please, itâs got everything the 90s was good at. Slasher films, lame humor, The Offspring. Oh, itâs so dated but in a good way. I implore you, check out Idle Hands. I give this a Highly Recommended film. Itâs not a haut, retour au dĂ©but ranker, but this gets the Corner of Horror joint, joint dâĂ©tanchĂ©itĂ© of Recommendation
Rank 20: Pumpkinhead
Scare: 3/5
Enjoyment: 3/5
Total: 6/10
Well, this was certainly a surprise. I thought Pumpkinhead wouldâve been a B movie mess, but it was actually a pretty decent film. Nothing groundbreaking, but I personally enjoyed what I watched. Itâs creepy enough, got enough unique slasher movie kills, and Pumpkinhead has such an amazing design to him that I just want to keep coming back for more. To this film, not the god awful made for TV movies. Thatâs worse than direct to DVD.
Rank 19: Tucker and Dale Vs. Evil
Scare: 2/5
Enjoyment: 5/5
Total: 7/10
I thought Pumpkinhead would be lame, but I thought this movie would be a hot mess. And low and behold, itâs probably one of the better modern horror comedies Iâve seen. Itâs a great parody of the slasher genre with all of itâs stupid tropes without feeling forced and it manages to make the characters of Tucker and Dale a rather enjoyable duo. I can see them being in plus movies, whenever the hell that jour comes
Rank 18: Abbott and Costello Meet Frankenstein
Scare: 2/5
Enjoyment: 5/5
Total: 7/10
From one dumb duo to another and probably one of the plus well known. par no means Abbott and Costelloâs greatest work, it was certainly a nice surprise to see them go up against the classic Universal monsters of the past. Itâs got the classic feeling of a 1930âs Universal horror film while having the enjoyable comedy of the two. What plus could toi ask for?
Rank 17: Childâs Play
Scare: 2/5
Enjoyment: 5/5
Total: 7/10
Letâs be honest, Chucky was pretty much better as a comedy film anyway. Sure, his first moments were creepy, but it could only work for so long. And the creepy doll being a killer only became plus cliche from there. So itâs nice that Chucky was a far plus interesting character when he spoke. I used to hate it, but now I can appreciate it. If toi are a fan of a plus humorous slasher film, youâll probably have some fun with Childâs Play.
Rank 16: Scream
Scare: 3/5
Enjoyment: 4/5
Total: 7/10
Ah, now this (Aside from cabine in the Woods) is the true slasher film parody. Made par Wes Craven, he makes yet another classic slasher villain with Ghostface, before he too got fucked par Hollywood in a spiral of bad sequel after bad sequel. But this is the original Ghostface, and the original Scream, a classic in the slasher genre that brought slasher films back into the mainstream after a long period of silence. And of course, leave it to Wes Craven, creator of the Nightmare on Elm rue franchise to strike or once again with a new slasher villain.
Rank 15: Them!
Scare: 2/5
Enjoyment: 5/5
I was honestly not expecting to enjoy Them! As much as I did, but low and behold, itâs actually a decently made film. Sure, itâs par no means the scariest film out there, unless toi have a phobia of insects, then this film is nightmare inducing, but itâs the effects, the acting, the story, and suspense, all of this mixed together with the classic B movie feeling of classic cinema, it all molds well together to create this 50s classic, and a film I recommend to anyone. Another film for the Corner of Horror joint, joint dâĂ©tanchĂ©itĂ© of Recommendation.
Rank 14: Witchfinder General
Scare: 2/5
Enjoyment: 5/5
Total: 7/10
Okay, no, THIS is par no means a scary film. Itâs really disturbing at times and may be hard to watch, but itâs far from a scary film. That being said, this film is amazing, just like Them. Yeah, get ready for a lot of Seals of Recommendations from here on out, people. Witchfinder General was such a horrifying film for itâs time and itâs a film that I recommend to anyone out there. If toi have the stomach for it of course. Slap the Corner of Horror joint, joint dâĂ©tanchĂ©itĂ© of Recommendation on this film too
Rank 13: Tremors
Scare: 2/5
Enjoyment: 5/5
Total: 7/10
Oh man, what can be a dit about this film that hasnât been a dit already. Nothing, so Iâll just copy down everything about this film. The characters, the monsters, the setting, and just the pacing, it all makes this film a classic and a film that deserved all of itâs sequels, which I have heard are actually pretty decent, for straight to video movies, of course. This is a must watch for anyone who is not just a fan of horror films, but for monster films in general. Another Corner of Horror joint, joint dâĂ©tanchĂ©itĂ© of Recommendation
Rank 12: Begotten
Scare: 5/5
Enjoyment: 3/5
Total: 8/10
OkayâŠ. I donât know what to make of this movie. This was the first and only film this entire mois that, didnât scare me, but disturbed and sickened me. It was actually pretty hard to sit through. The vague story telling, the disturbing visuals. I think it was plus effective because it looks like it was recorded on a fucking potato. Itâs an interesting film, but I donât know if itâs a recommended film for everyone. Iâll give it this, it scared the hell out of me, so it mustâve done something right.
Rank 11: REC
Scare: 4/5
Enjoyment: 4/5
Total: 8/10
This is the true found footage film of this month. Yes, plus so than Cloverfield. This is a colline I am fully prepared to die on. My clearly superior opinions aside, REC is such an interesting zombie not-zombie film for how it is portrayed, how it is built up, and the fact it all takes place in one building. It was able to get four sequels, and only one being noticeably bad, so clearly, it did something right with itâs plot. And all on a found footage film, which horror fans normally hate. Good for you, REC
Rank 10: Bad Taste
Scare: 3/5
Enjoyment: 5/5
Total: 8/10
Peter Jackson can clearly do no wrong⊠Except when it comes to The Hobbit, but shhhh. Weâre talking about simpler times. Apparently $25,000 budget levels of simple, and this film looks better and is plus well shot than most big budget films today. Itâs premise is silly, but fun, and it has the right amount of gore to where itâs disgusting, but not hard to stomach. Itâs a film that any gorehound will enjoy ou just a horror fan in general, and it gets my Corner of Horror joint, joint dâĂ©tanchĂ©itĂ© of Recommendation
Rank 9: Tetsuo: The Iron Man
Scare: 4/5
Enjoyment: 4/5
Total: 8/10
The first and so far, only Japanese horror film of Cultober, but goddamn, but a great way to start looking into foreign films from the Land of the Rising Sun. This is some Cronenberg level shit here, and all on a small budget using scraps from broken TVs no less, and it was horrifying and disturbing and awesome all at the same time. Just try to ignore all the phallic imagery in this film, okay? Itâs Japan, what do toi expect? Another film with the joint, joint dâĂ©tanchĂ©itĂ© of Recommendation
Rank 8: Jacobâs Ladder
Scare: 4/5
Enjoyment: 4/5
Total 8/10
This is a film that is so good that Iâm sad that it didnât get any attention when it first came out .Iâm happy that itâs getting some lâamour now, but man, this movie was so ahead of its time with the disturbing imagery, unique plot, and just an global, ensemble unsettling feeling throughout the film, making your skin crawl as toi tried to piece everything together. toi just canât find this kind of horror anymore, and I find that a little depressing. With that said, this gets the joint, joint dâĂ©tanchĂ©itĂ© of Recommendation too
Rank 7: Halloween 2018
Scare: 3/5
Enjoyment: 5/5
Total: 8/10
Again, I am completely aware of the lack of a cult following this movie has. That being said, this film is amazing if toi are a fan of the original Halloween film, like me. Itâs got enough to satisfy fans of the original film, fans of slasher films in general, and will peak the interest of those newcomers who have never seen the original film, maybe inspiring a new age of Halloween fans. Sadly, I cannot give this film a joint, joint dâĂ©tanchĂ©itĂ© of Recommendation. Itâs a lot plus effective if toi saw the first Halloween first before toi watch this one. But man, do I wish I could give it that seal.
Rank 6: The Cabinet of Dr. Caligari
Scare: 3/5
Enjoyment: 5/5
Total: 8/5
The classic German Expressionism film and par far the oldest film on Cultober, it is a true classic. So classic that it was a silent horror film, so toi really need to know how old this film is. The film is so vaguely told that it gives it a creepy vibe. It also helps with the world the characters interact in, finding themselves in this bizarre world with oddly shaped buildings and over exaggerated shadows. Itâs an insane fantaisie world that I honestly want to see plus of in film. Iâll happily give this film a joint, joint dâĂ©tanchĂ©itĂ© of Recommendation.
Rank 5: Halloween 1978
Scare: 4/5
Enjoyment: 5/5
Total: 9/10
Now this is a film that I can happily give a joint, joint dâĂ©tanchĂ©itĂ© of Recommendation onto. Yeah, not even gonna discuss why I should. Just slapping that joint, joint dâĂ©tanchĂ©itĂ© on right away. toi know the jist. toi know how much of a classic for any marathon John Carpenterâs Halloween is. Michael Myers is a classic slasher villain, and Halloween is the perfect film to watch during the October season. Go watch Halloween. Right now. It should be on TV. Itâs the Christmas Story of Halloween
Rank 4: 1984âs The Fly
Scare: 4/5
Enjoyment: 5/5
Total: 9/10
I may not have found the movie to be too scary at the start, but boy did it pick up really damn fast. Even still, itâs not scary, but itâs an amazing film, watching the deteriorating sanity of the main character, and seeing the amazing effects that are to be expected in any Cronenberg film. This is a film that any horror fan should check out, at least once. But I doubt they can get enough from just one sitting. Another film to slap the joint, joint dâĂ©tanchĂ©itĂ© on. From here on out, just expect this joint, joint dâĂ©tanchĂ©itĂ© to be on everything.
Rank 3: Return of the Living Dead
Scare: 4/5
Enjoyment: 5/5
Total: This and the suivant film were real damn close to getting a 10/10 ranking, but I decided that only one film should have that right, and Return of the Living Dead barely missed it. But man, what an amazing zombie film. Itâs up there as one of the greatest in my opinion, and almost as good as the classic Romero films. If toi are a fan of zombie films, all two of you, then this is a classic toi must watch. An obvious joint, joint dâĂ©tanchĂ©itĂ© of Recommendation
Rank 2: Young Frankenstein
Scare: 4/5
Enjoyment: 5/5
Total: 9/10
This was the film that almost broke the Rank 1 spot. But I just like the Rank 1 film a little bit more. With that said, Young Frankenstein is the perfect horror comedy, probably the best horror comedy Iâve ever seen. Classic horror elements for fans of the genre, a good sense of humor, Gene Wilder playing probably a better role than Willy Wonka, something I never thought Iâd say. This is a must watch for fans of the original Universal monster films and anyone who is looking for a good laugh. joint, joint dâĂ©tanchĂ©itĂ© of Recommendation, because of course
Rank 1: Monster Squad
Scare: 5/5
Enjoyment: 5/5
Total: 10/10
Is this film better than Young Frankenstein, Return of the Living Dead ou The Fly? Probably not. In fact, itâs probably a goddamn fact that it isnât even close. But this film captures the spirit of what horror fans lâamour about the horror genre, and captures the entire idea of Cultober so well, as well as the Halloween season in general. Sure, thereâs no pumpkins and such, but itâs still such an amazing cult classic and a must watch for any horror enthusiast. I canât recommend this movie enough. Please, I beg anyone lire this, watch Monster Squad. Itâs amazing.
Well, that was certainly a fun month. It wasnât perfect. We still had some garbage films in the pile, but I was perfectly satisfied with what we were able to watch. And as for a recap on what films toi should check out, those would be
Idle Hands
Them!
Witchfinder General
Tremors
Bad Taste
Tetsuo: The Iron Man
Jacobâs Ladder
The Cabinet of Dr. Caligari
Halloween 1978
1984âs The Fly
Return of the Living Dead
Young Frankenstein
Monster Squad
And with that, Cultober finally, for real this time, comes to a close. And will I do this again suivant year? Heh heh heh. Maybe. And with that, I wish toi all a Happy Halloween and a happy⊠I donât know, Veterans Day? Take care.