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S.B: *Relaxing in a bed, outside in someone's backyard* Our first montrer of February, and this is how toi want to start it off.
Liam: Yep. In toi go. *Lowers S.B into a cannon*
Percy: *Fires the cannon*
S.B: *Flies past Mily, Andrew, and Carter* AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! *Lands in front of a tree* I survived. What do I win?
Kevin: You're the host.
S.B: Oh, wonderful. Welcome to Sean's Spectacular Saturday of Stories everyone. I am S.B from Trainz, and here is the schedule for tonight's lineup.

8 PM - Now

Ponies On The Rails
Games Ponies Play

8:30 PM - Later

Six Shooters 2

S.B: plus ponies, and plus guns. feu away.

Theme song >>>> link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Red Rose From Chibiemmy

Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Episode 33

The British Mexican

January 16, 1954

It was a nice, sunny day. The snow was melting, getting rid of one problem for everypony on the Union Pacific, but Gordon was causing another problem.

Gordon: I can't believe I was sent to work on the Norfoalk & Western. Why are they the only railroad in Equestria to not have any diesels?!
Hawkeye: Didn't one of the ponies working there tell you? It's from all that coal they have to transport.
Gordon: Yeah, well I can't stand that! *Pulls door off hinges* I won't rest until that railroad gets at least one diesel! *Throws door onto train tracks* I HATE STEAM!
Hawkeye: Yeah... We've noticed.

At the train yard, Pete went to check on the ponies working there, but he saw what Gordon was up to.

Pete: Oh boy.
Red Rose: Sir, what's the matter?
Pete: I'll give toi a hint. What's orange, fat, and hates steam trains?
Red Rose: Gordon.
Pete: *walks down to train station*
Gordon: *sees Pete walking from train yard* oh no. Run away!! *Runs into train station*
Pete: *Runs to train station*
Hawkeye: Go Pete. Don't let him get away.
Pete: *Runs into station*
Gordon: *Hiding behind Pete's office door*
Pete: Hmm. If I can't find Gordon, I guess I'll have to feu him.
Gordon: *Comes out of hiding* Sir! I'm sorry for what I did, please don't feu me!
Pete: Oh don't worry. I'm going to get toi therapy.
Gordon: Okay, feu me.
Pete: Relax, this poney is the best. Have toi ever heard of The British Mexican?
Gordon: What?
Pete: It's the nickname for Louis Bodine. He's one of the greatest therapists ever. He had british, and mexican relatives in his family, and that's why every poney calls him The British Mexican.
Gordon: That's stupid.
Pete: To toi it is. *Sees picture of Louis, and sighs* If only I knew where he was. Oh, and that door is coming out of your paycheck.
Gordon: I still would've preferred being fired.
Pete: And then where would toi go? Nopony else would want to hire, a pissed off overweight unicorn like you.
Gordon: Why don't toi give me some admiration instead of insults?
Pete: Good question.

Meanwhile, on the Duluth Missabe & Iron Range railroad.

Louis: What has been bothering toi my friend?
Worker: Our yellowstones are very powerful locomotives. However, our boss wants to scrap them all, and have diesels replace them.
Louis: That's a shame, but toi know it has to be done.
Worker: I don't want it to happen though! I understand that the pollution is bad, but that's the only problem with that locomotive.

The phone rings.

Louis: Wait here, *goes to phone, and picks up* Hello, this is The British Mexican. How may I help you?
Pete: Louis? It's Pete.
Louis: Hello Pete. What can I help toi with?
Pete: Can toi come down into Cheyenne, and help me out? One of my workers is very angry.
Louis: Why is he angry?
Pete: toi don't wanna know.
Louis: Okay, I'll be there in a jour ou two. *Hangs up*
Worker: Who was that?
Louis: I got a call from a very good friend of mine. He's the boss for a section of Union Pacific going through Cheyenne. Now, what else would toi like to talk about?
Worker: Nothing really. Thanks for coming down here Louis. toi made me feel better.
Louis: That's good to hear. I better get going, because I have to go all the way into Cheyenne Wyoming.
Worker: What for? On seconde thought, don't tell me.
Louis: Okay. *Leaves*

A jour ou two later

Louis: *Knocking on Pete's office door*
Pete: Come in.
Louis: *Walks in*
Pete: Good to see toi again.
Louis: Same here. Where's the poney that's very angry?
Gordon: Pete, Stylo called me a loser- *Sees Louis* Who the fuck are you?
Louis: Never heard of me? I'm The British Mexican, a therapist.
Gordon: Oh no. *runs away*
Louis: Gordon, get back here. You're not in any trouble!
Gordon: *Stops running* Whatever. I'm too tired to run anyway.
Louis: I heard from your boss that aren't too happy here.
Gordon: You're right.
Louis: Why aren't toi happy here?
Gordon: I just got back from working on another railroad.
Louis: Where was this railroad, and how long have toi worked there?
Gordon: The Norfoalk & Western, and I only had to work there for one day, last week.
Louis: Did something there happen to make toi mad?
Gordon: Yeah. I was just minding my own business, when Pete shows up, and sends me to work on the N&W.
Louis: What didn't toi like about it?
Gordon: *Mumbles* steam.
Louis: What?
Gordon: *Hits wall* STEEEEEEAM! All the engines on that railroad are steam engines, and not diesels! They have to fix that right away, ou I'll go crazy!
Louis: *grabs watch, and swings it around*
Gordon: *Watching watch*
Louis: toi are getting very sleepy. toi have forgotten why toi hate steam locomotives, and will sleep when I count to three. One, two, three.
Gordon: *falls asleep*
Pete: Very good.
Louis: And now, you'll wake up when I stomp my hooves on the floor. *Stomps hooves on floor*
Gordon: *Wakes up* What happened?
Louis: Nothing. toi may go now.
Gordon: Thank you.

Then, the sound of a broken window could be heard.

Gordon: What the? *Goes outside* My car!!
Orion: That's right. I destroyed it so I could get fired! Now, this will definitely work!
Gordon: *Goes to Louis* toi gotta take care of Orion, he's nuts.
Louis: Orion?

Louis soon saw Orion walk into the office.

Louis: salut you. Are toi Orion?
Orion: Yeah, what do toi want?
Louis: I want to talk to you.
Orion: About what?
Louis: What toi just did.
Orion: Oh boy! Am I going to get fired?! Please feu me!
Louis: I don't work for the Union Pacific, so I can't feu you.
Orion: Oh, well then I'm outta here. *Leaves*
Louis: Orion!
Orion: *Running, jumps off platform, and flies*
Louis: *Flies after Orion*
Orion: *Going high*
Louis: Oh jeez.
Orion: *Flying very fast at very high altitude* Haha!
Louis: I'm not that good at flying.
Orion: Now, which city am I currently flying over? *Looks down*

But all Orion could see was the Pacific Ocean

Orion: Oh no. I went too fast, and now I'm flying over an ocean! *Turns around* I don't see any land! *Flies down* Where did I- *Sees land* Aha! Land. *flies to it*

Back at Cheyenne

Louis: He just flew off, and now he's gone.
Pete: It's too bad toi got that disease which won't let toi fly as high as Orion.
Louis: I know, but we'll find him.
Stylo: *Arrives* salut Pete, have toi seen Orion? He's supposed to drive the seconde locomotive for our double header.
Louis: I have.
Stylo: No way. It's The British Mexican! What an honor to see you.
Louis: The honor is all mine.
Stylo: That's great. That really. So what are toi doing down here?
Louis: I was helping Gordon with something, and then he told me to help Orion.
Stylo: Oh yeah, those two need plus help than anypony else on this railroad.
Louis: Well, let's get some ponies to look for him.

A chercher party of pegasi were sent. They found Orion 40 minutes later, and brought him back.

Orion: *waiting on platform*
Pete: Now that you're back here, why would toi go off, and pull a dumb stunt like that?
Orion: He seemed like a stranger to me, and I didn't want to get hurt par him.
Pete: A stranger huh? Do toi even know who that poney was toi ran away from?
Orion: No.
Pete: It was The British Mexican.
Orion: Oh, I knew that.
Pete: Sure toi did.
Louis: Orion, why do tried to get fired on purpose?
Orion: My jobs keep getting switched too often.
Louis: Can't toi just quit?
Orion: Quit? And then what? Have Pete, ou somepony else shoot my brains out? No thank you.
Louis: They wouldn't do that.
Orion: toi don't know that.
Louis: Yes I do. I've been very good Friends with Pete, and I know him so well, that I know he wouldn't kill one of his own employees for quitting. What about Bartholomew Perfect? He quit, and nopony killed him.
Orion: The taxi driver could've killed him after they left.
Louis: No Orion. I can assure you, that Bartholomew Perfect is still alive. par now, he's probably so famous that he'll have his own TV show. Just wait, and see.
Orion: Okay.
Louis: Right, well I guess my work here is done. Adios. *Leaves*
Pete: *Waving goodbye* Adios.
Gordon: *Arrives* Is that therapist gone?
Pete: Yeah.
Gordon: Good, because he was right about one thing.
Orion: What might that be?
Gordon: I don't hate steam trains. I really, really despise them!

The End

On The suivant Episode of Ponies On The Rails

Everypony gets interviewed

S.B: suivant up is Games Ponies Play. This was originally going to be an original montrer based off of an MLP episode, but it was cancelled, and this is all that's left.

Episode 1

Reporting Ponies

Game played: Grand Theft Ponies 5

Ten Cents: 10Cents
Jordan: Striker31
Unknown pony: Epicne$$
Unknown pony: bdp
Unknown pony: Zorin
Applejack: CombineHarvester01
Twilight Sparkle: $Money$

10Cents: *On train tunnel*
Striker31: What are toi doing?
10Cents: I'm trying to jump on a train.
Striker31: *Stealing helicopter at an airport* Which tunnel are toi at?
10Cents: I'm on the tunnel par the highway.
Striker31: Ok, I'm flying there now.

Epicne$$ has joined the game

Epicne$$: Aw yeah bitches, I am going to pown all your asses.
10Cents: Good luck with that.
Epicne$$: 10Cents? toi must be poor if all toi have is ten cents.
10Cents: That's my name, and I'm not poor.
Epicne$$: Oh yeah? What job do toi have?
10Cents: I drive a tugboat in a harbor.
Epicne$$: Wow. That's so gay.
10Cents: At least I have a job.
Epicne$$: I have a job! Don't toi dare talk shit about me asshole!
10Cents: I wasn't.
Epicne$$: Bullshit, I'm reporting you.
Striker31: *Arrives in helicopter* I see you.
10Cents: *Sees Helicopter* toi just gave me a brilliant idea. Put the helicopter- Hang on *reading warning*

Players are voting to kick toi out of the lobby. Improve your behavior, ou toi will be kicked.

10Cents: What behavior? I haven't done anything wrong.
Epicne$$: toi insulted me.
10Cents: How did I insult you?
Striker31: Dude, the train is coming.
Epicne$$: toi a dit I have no job.
10Cents: I did not. toi a dit the job I had was gay, and all I a dit was "At least I have a job." I never a dit toi did not have a job *Jumps on train* I'm on *falls off* Damnit! *dies*
Striker31: Ooh, so close.

Later, in another part of Los Santos

Epicne$$: *Driving 30 miles an heure in a minivan*
10Cents: *Shoots Epicne$$*
Epicne$$: *Dies* What was that for?
10Cents: Reporting me for no reason.
Epicne$$: You'll be sorry for that.

bdp has joined the game
Zorin has joined the game

bdp: I hate Zorin.
Zorin: toi just met me.
bdp: I don't give a fuck motherfucker. I'm going to my garage, getting my Bugatti, and I'm going to run toi over nonstop.
Zorin: What kind of Bugatti do toi have?
bdp: That Z type thing.
Zorin: That's a shitty car.
bdp: Fuck you.
CombineHarvester01: Enough with the swearing, my little sister is listening to this.
bdp: Fuck your little sister.
CombineHarvester01: How dare you!
bdp: *Driving car* You're done for chienne

$Money$ has joined the game

$Money$: Man, what's good niggas?
bdp: Oh, you're racist.
$Money$: What toi talkin' bout?
bdp: toi a dit the N word.
$Money$: Man, I'm black. I can say that word if I want nigga.
bdp: Stop being racist! *reporting $Money$*
10Cents: *Kills bdp*
bdp: HEY!! Who did that?!
Striker31: It should tell toi on the screen.
bdp: *reading* 10Cents massacred you.
Epicne$$: Oh, I know him. He's an asshole.
10Cents: You're just saying that, because I killed you.
Epicne$$: Go to hell.
10Cents: Uhm, no thank you. *Reporting Epicne$$*

Epicne$$ has been kicked from the game

10Cents: Whoa. I didn't think it would be that quick to rapporter somepony.
bdp: I'm going to rapporter toi for reporting that pony.
10Cents: Good luck with that. *Reporting bdp*

bdp has been kicked from the game

10Cents: Alright. I think that's enough now.
Striker31: Why don't we try getting on the train again?
10Cents: *Laughing* No.

The End

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Ten Cents: I told toi I would be back.
S.B: Welcome back.
Ten Cents: Thanks. I'll be back in a spin off called Bartholomew.
S.B: Enjoy the rest of the music, otherwise, come back at 8:30 to watch Six Shooters 2.
Okay, everyone stop right where toi are. Unless your Rebelle enough, ou foolish enough, to hear of the most disgusting memes on the internet, then this is not for you. If toi don't like hearing about elderly porn, STDs, ou reversed bestiality, then leave right now. Trust me, I will tell toi all the worst memes of all time. So... here we go

Lemon Party - Now this is no party that not even Pinkie Pie would like. Trust me, its gross. Now, a citron Party is a porn video where three men above the age of 70 have oral sex in a room on camera. Yes, it is old man sex, and this is only the first of the seven...
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Nate: (Inside school with Emma and Chris) Okay, everyone be very quiet
Chris: .......................... I'm hungry man. When an we get some breakfast
Nate: Damn it, Chris. I a dit be quiet
Chris: Hey, I skipped breakfast this morning
Nate: No, toi ate breakfast. toi just smoked pot and now toi have the munchies
Chris: Eh, same thing
Nate: Lets just try to get somewhere sa-
David: (Comes par on skateboard) Woo-hoo (Rides skateboard through halls, being followed par two Punks on skateboards) (Stops skateboards in front of Nate, Chris, and Emma)
David: Hey, old man
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David: Whatever, old...
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 Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see. *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see.
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see. *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see.


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 The cercle slides in from the right, followed par Windwaker's name. A bolt of lightning hits the cercle
The cercle slides in from the right, followed par Windwaker's name. A bolt of lightning hits the circle


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SeanTheHedgehog & WindWakerGuy430 Present

Men: *Racing hot rods*

Six Shooters 2

Men: *Racing in other hot rods*

Starring SeanTheHedgehog as Alan Martinez
WindWakerGuy430 as Harry Penn
Ashleigh Ball as Camryn Jones
Kristen cloche, bell as Amy Penn
John Pankow as Captain Ford

Also Starring

Mark Salling as Frank Sullivan
Scott Caan as Alec Baker
Joseph May as Tommy Ten
Mark...
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So, Resident Evil VII’s Not a Hero and End of Zoe DLC came out recently. I could be reviewing that… But I also could review a totally different Resident Evil game from over a decade ago… Yeah, let’s do that one instead. So, despite that Resident Evil VII got some new DLC, I want to review another Resident Evil game. One that seems to have a massive divide in the community of the Resident Evil fanbase. Some people like this game while others don’t. And no, it isn’t Resident Evil 5 ou Resident Evil: Revelations. Instead, it’s the first controversial pick, Resident Evil Zero.


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Nik was able to best the Anistar City Gym Leader, Olympia. Though despite her boring Mercury to sleep and her Pokemon being laming-it-out-fucks, Nik was able to defeat her with few problems and claim the Anistar City Badge, giving him seven badges and only one plus for him to get.

In the not-so-exciting duel with Olympia, Emeritus II was able to evolve from a nothing Litwick into an on-the-road-to-something Lampent. The Chandelure will be there soon enough.

While trying to defeat Team Flare and their leader in their secret base, Nik ran into the Team Flare scientist, Xerosic. In the constant...
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Tom Kenny: Sugar. Spice, and everything nice. These were the ingredients chosen to create the perfect little girls, but Professor Utonium accidentally added an extra ingredient to the concoction. Chemical X!
Professor: *Gets moved backwards par an explosion, but smiles when he sees what he created*
Tom Kenny: Thus the Powerpuff Girls were born! Using their ultra super powers, Blossom, Bubbles, and Buttercup have dedicated their lives to fighting crime, and the forces of evil.
Blossom: *Flies through the sky*
Bubbles: *Flying to the right of Blossom*
Buttercup: *Flying to the left...
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Theme Song

Kevin: *Plays piano*
David: *Playing bass*
Liam: *Playing drums*
Liz: *Plays guitar*
Mr. Nut: *Sings* Welcome everybody to The Nut House. Thankfully this is not in Laos. Come on everybody into The Nut House. toi can wear anything except for a blouse. Come on everybody, step into The Nut House.
Everyone: The Nut House!

Episode 1: Pilot

Every character that appears will have a link to their picture. Here is Mr. Nut's picture: link

Mr. Nut: *In The Nut House* Welcome everyone, I'm Mr. Nut. The owner of this fine establishment, The Nut House. Now you're probably wondering, what is The...
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This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..

Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - arc en ciel Dash
Sargent Schultz from Hogan's Heroes - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland montrer - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - cidre fort, applejack

Now, let's begin.

Celestia: Once upon a time, in a world full of faggots, also known as America. There were two chevaux with wings, and horns, (One of them is me) and they acted like they raised two objects that moved entirely par their selves. To do this, I acted like I was moving the sun. The other horse with wings, and...
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Girls: *Playing Rock & Roll music* Anata No Tenkei-Tekina Anime!! Anata No Tenkei-Tekina Anime!! Which is Japanese for, which is Japanese for... *Drum solo* Your Typical Anime. *Guitar solo* Your Typical Anime. *Guitar solo* Your Typical Anime!

Episode 3: taco Bell

A new restaurant opened up in town. Everyone was excited to see it.

Alinah: *Walks towards the entrance* Ooh, taco Bell. *Floats into the store*
Eula: *Watching Alinah float into the store* Oh, salut Alinah.
Alinah: Hi Eula.
Eula: Guess what I just ordered.
Alinah: There's a lot to choose from. I don't know if I can guess.
Eula: Alright,...
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Nate: (Drives car down rue in city)
Emma: So, do toi know any place we can hide, Nate
Nate: Well, we just need to find a place with enough supplies. toi know, with nourriture and weapons
Chris: Oh, well, I know this one guy who-
Nate: No, Chris. We are never letting toi choose the hiding place ever agai- (Body hits the capuche, hotte of the car) HOLY CRAP (Stops car)
Emma: What was that
Nate: (Looks out window to see people jumping off buildings) Oh, that isn't good
Leroy: (Walks down rue with protesters) (Stops in front of there car) Hey, guys. Would toi like to sign for the rights of our undead brothers
Nate:...
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As of the time this is released, a huge rumor has gone around America that clowns are stalking and terrorizing everyone in the country. It started out small at first, but things only increased as plus and plus of these clowns were found. News media began to follow all of these clowns movements, and schools were closed due to being so worried about the clowns, one of the plus récent sightings being in Cincinnati Ohio, which is way too close to where I live. So, with all these rumors of clowns going around, I think now is a good time to talk about Stephen King’s It…… Nah, just kidding....
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The Canterlot Highway Patrol is a very busy organization, protecting everyone on, and around the highways of Canterlot. Of course, there are some ponies that despise them, and call these police ponies Chips, ou chippies for short.

Jon Baker, and Frank Poncherello, two CHP officers, were riding Harley Davidson motos on one of the highways.

Jon: *Riding his motorcycle suivant to Frank* It sure is a nice day.
Frank: Not just with the weather, but with the activity. Things are going easy for us.

A blue GT500 passed them going over 80.

Jon: *Rides his motorcycle after the car*
Frank: *Following...
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Ayumi: And it was said, the principal was so fat, every died
Satoshi: Re-really
Yoshiki: I’m calling bullshit on that (All the lights turn off)
Satoshi: Oh, god. I think I pissed myself
Yui: (Turns on the lights) Oh, it’s just me and Yuka
Yuka: I WILL EAT YOUR SOULS
Mayu: Aww, she’s so cute
Yuka: I’LL CUT YOU, chienne
Satoshi: Oh, thank god. I thought I was dead (Unknowingly, grabbing Naomi’s breasts)
Naomi: Satoshi, will toi stop fondling my breasts firmly with your hands and-
Seiko: Naomi, you're having your crazy fantasies again
Naomi: Oh, right. Sorry
Satoshi: ….. Huh
Namoi: ……...
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Hello everyone, and welcome to the first article of Boss Bits. So the first game I will be talking about is none other then the XBox Original Legend Fable. This game is a masterpiece. It had great characters, great gameplay, an awesome story and had some real good humor too. This game series is pretty much where toi play as one of the last remaining Hero's of the country of Albion and toi have a choice to be good ou evil. This game is fun, but then... There are the bosses. Which we will be talking about... right now
(Warning, this article contains spoilers)

Boss: guêpe Queen
The guêpe Queen is the...
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Whenever it comes to animation, there’s something so fascinating about it. It’s much different from the real world, and animation allows people to do things that toi couldn’t do in reality. And I kinda need to l’amour animation, since I to wish to work in animation. Now, I can’t draw to save my life. All I can do is write, and that’s about it. But I still l’amour the animation of dessins animés and animes, and even video games. So, today, I want to share with toi all animation styles par creators that I l’amour the most. Some toi may like, and some I may get toi to like. So, let’s start with the...
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