Song: link
Hawkeye & Metal Gloss: *Dancing*
Jerry: Summer is over. Why are we playing this song?
Annie: Come on, the weather is still nice. Anyway, my name is Annie, and I'm your hostess for tonight. It's time for back to back episodes of Ponies On The Rails.
Theme song >>>> link
Seanthehedgehog presents
Ponies On The Rails
Starring
Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog
Red Rose From Chibiemmy
Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony
Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09
Metal Gloss From DragonAura15
Stylo From Jimmythedragon
Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Bartholomew, Wilson, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog
Episode 26
Portland Porter
June 1, 1953
It has been three weeks since Gordon has been suspended from work. At first, he was either walking around the town of Cheyenne, ou watching télévision at his house. One day, he just decided to go into Portland Oregon, and see what that was like.
Gordon: I've got enough money, this and I have two, and a half plus months until my suspension is over. *takes money, and leaving house*
Gordon's Wife: Where do toi think you're going?!
Gordon: Portland.
Gordon's Wife: That's unacceptable. You're staying right here.
Gordon: Alyssa, I'm the stallion of this house, I'll go, and do whatever I want.
Alyssa: Unless toi want to get beaten up, toi stay here.
Gordon: *Acting like child* No!
Alyssa: Gordon.
Gordon: I DON'T WANT TO!
Alyssa: Why did I marry such an immature asshole?
Gordon: Why did I marry a fat fuck like you?
Alyssa: Look who's talking.
Gordon: That's it *Walks to Alyssa* Give my your money.
Alyssa: I won't.
Gordon: toi give it to me now!
Alyssa: *Teleports out of house*
Gordon: Ha! She's gone. Now, I'm on my way to Portland.
Alyssa teleported to the police department.
Police Sargent: Are toi sure he wanted to assault you?
Alyssa: Yes. I could see that look in his eyes.
Police Sargent: Okay, thanks for telling us. What car does he drive?
Alyssa: This red 1946 Flim.
Police Sargent: Thanks a lot. If he keeps giving toi problems, just let us know.
Gordon arrived at Portland, and thought the town looked good.
Gordon: I wish I could work on the Union Pacific here instead of having to be in Cheyenne. Maybe I could get Pete to transfer me to here from Cheyenne after my suspension.
He went to where the station was, but he wished he hadn't.
Passengers: Hurry up with our bags!
Porter: I'm doing the best I can-
Passengers: You're not doing good enough, hurry up!
Porter: Just stop! You're too close to me *Punches passenger*
Gordon: Wow. Even I don't do that to the passengers. *Walks to station*
Passengers: *Sees Gordon* Oh great. First the porter is too slow with our bags, and now a fat fuck arrives. What's next, a gay pony?
Gordon: Hey, I came over to see if I could help you, but since toi insulted me, I guess you'll have to sort out your bags par yourself.
Passenger: Okay, don't go!
Gordon: That's what I want to here. *Carrying luggage*
He put five suitcases on his back, and put them in one of the passenger cars.
Passenger 464: Whoa, that was cool.
Gordon: Now, please don't try to boss me around like toi did to that other porter.
Passengers: We promise, as long as toi don't try to coup de poing us.
Gordon: All right. Sounds good. *Putting luggage in baggage cars*
Passengers: *Boarding train*
Gordon: *Puts all the bags in train* Okay, I believe that's it.
Conductor: *Walks up* What are toi doing here?
Gordon: I'm Gordon Suite, I work for this railroad.
Conductor: I've never seen toi here before. Are toi new?
Gordon: I've been working on the Union Pacific for five years, but I've never been in Portland before.
Conductor: Well, let me be the first to welcome toi here.
Gordon: Thanks. *sees green signal* Get in the train, we need to go.
Conductor: Uh, toi have to stay here, and help with the suivant train.
Gordon: When will that be here?
Conductor: In half an hour.
Gordon: Alright.
Conductor: *Gets in train*
Engineer: *Blows whistle twice, and drives out of station*
Gordon: *sits on bench* Well, that went good.
Soon, the station master arrived.
P.S.M: Excuse me, who are you?
Gordon: Gordon Suite, Union Pacific engineer.
P.S.M: If you're an engineer, why were toi doing that porter's job?
Gordon: He punched a passenger, and just left.
P.S.M: Did he now?
Gordon: Yeah.
P.S.M: Well Gordon, just let me ask toi one plus question. Where do toi normally work on the U.P?
Gordon: Cheyenne.
At the Cheyenne train station, Pete was relaxing in his office. He was just looking over the profits that he was making so far, when his telephone rang.
Pete: *Answers* Hello, this is the Cheyenne Train Station of the Union Pacific. Pete Reimer speaking.
P.S.M: Pete? I've got one of your workers here at my station. He's saying that he helped me with chargement baggage on a passenger train.
Pete: What the hay? I suspended him from work for three months, two weeks ago.
P.S.M: Really? Because he helped out really well. Right now, he's chargement up another train.
Pete: I'll be right there. *Leaves station*
Hawkeye: *Waiting for train*
Pete: Pierce, I have to go down into Portland to go get Gordon. Until I return, you're in charge.
Hawkeye: Yes sir *Salutes Pete*
Pete: This is a railroad, not the army. *Leaves station*
Pete got in his brand new car, and drove all the way to Portland Oregon.
Gordon rented a hotel near the station, and stayed there for another day, when Pete finally arrived.
Gordon: *Loading baggage on train*
Pete: *Parks car in parking lot*
P.S.M: Gordon, your boss is here.
Gordon: How do toi know? *sees Pete's car* Oh no.
Pete: *walks up at station* I'm ashamed of toi Gordon.
Gordon: What did I do this time?
Pete: You're not supposed to work when you're suspended.
Gordon: Is that it?
Pete: Yeah. I really want to have toi fired, but the Station Master here tells me toi did a great job as a porter. So, I'll let toi stay, but if toi keep messing around when you're not supposed to, then you'll be fired.
Gordon: Okay.
Soon, the police arrived.
Alyssa: That's him. *Points at Gordon*
Gordon: What is this?
Alyssa: toi assaulted me toi asshole.
Gordon: Fuck you! All I did was take your money! I didn't hit toi at all.
Police Officer: Tell that to the judge.
Gordon: I didn't hit my wife! She's lying to you!
Pete: Did he really hit you?
Alyssa: No.
Police Officer: *Turns around* What did toi say?
Alyssa: *Gulps*
Police Officer: *Looks at Alyssa*
Pete: I asked her if Gordon really hit her, and she a dit no.
Police Officer: I see. *Lets Gordon out of car*
Gordon: Finally, about fucking time.
Police Officer: That's it. Back in the car. *Puts Gordon back in car*
Alyssa: Ha!
Police Officer: As for toi ma'am, you're underarrest for giving the police false information.
Alyssa: I want a divorce.
Gordon: With pleasure.
Police Officer: *Drives away*
After the police went away with Gordon, and Alyssa, it was only Pete, and the Portland Station Master there.
Pete: So, what kind of nourriture do toi normally get here?
P.S.M: Sometimes a hamburger, and sometimes pizza.
Pete: How about the pizza? On me.
P.S.M: Yeah, sure.
The End
On the suivant episode of Ponies On The Rails
We see how Hawkeye ran the Union Pacific while Pete was away.
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Seanthehedgehog presents
Ponies On The Rails
Starring
Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog
Red Rose From Chibiemmy
Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony
Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09
Metal Gloss From DragonAura15
Stylo From Jimmythedragon
Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Bartholomew, Wilson, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog
Episode 27
Pierce Takes Charge
June 2, 1953
Perviously on Ponies On The Rails, Gordon went into Portland, and Pete had to go see what he was up to. During that, Pete put Hawkeye in charge of things while he was away. This is what happened.
At the Cheyenne train station, Pete was relaxing in his office. He was just looking over the profits that he was making so far, when his telephone rang.
Pete: *Answers* Hello, this is the Cheyenne Train Station of the Union Pacific. Pete Reimer speaking.
P.S.M: Pete? I've got one of your workers here at my station. He's saying that he helped me with chargement baggage on a passenger train.
Pete: What the hay? I suspended him from work for three months, two weeks ago.
P.S.M: Really? Because he helped out really well. Right now, he's chargement up another train.
Pete: I'll be right there. *Leaves station*
Hawkeye: *Waiting for train*
Pete: Pierce, I have to go down into Portland to go get Gordon. Until I return, you're in charge.
Hawkeye: Yes sir *Salutes Pete*
Pete: This is a railroad, not the army. *Leaves station*
Hawkeye: Well this is great. I get a whole day, (or probably plus depending on how long Pete is out of town) to be in charge. Now what should I do first?
Stylo: *Arrives* Good morning Hawkeye.
Hawkeye: Hello Stylo, Pete's gone, and guess who's in charge.
Stylo: You?
Hawkeye: Yes sir.
Stylo: *Bows down* We're not worthy.
Hawkeye: No one except toi is worthy.
Stylo: Thank you. So, what plans do toi have while Pete is away?
Hawkeye: I don't know, I haven't thought about it yet. However, I do know that some tracks between here, and Omaha need to be fixed, so Percy, and Jeff should do that.
Stylo: That sounds pretty far away.
Hawkeye: No, I meant they had to go east, towards Omaha. The track they need to repair should only be a few miles away.
Orion: Good morning sir, Pete told me toi were in charge so toi must feu me.
Hawkeye: What for?
Orion: Because I vandalized something.
Hawkeye: Was it on Union Pacific property?
Orion: It was a car belonging to one of the passengers.
Hawkeye: *Sighs* Orion, toi don't seem to understand. Pete's not here, so your orders aren't going to be changed. Go, and drive a freight to Denver. After that, you'll be taking The City Of St. Foalis to St. Foalis.
Orion: Yes sir. *Walks away*
Stylo: So how does it feel to be in charge so far?
Hawkeye: Meh, about average. Give me some time, and then I'll tell toi what I really think.
Coffee Creme was walking from the train yard to the station.
Hawkeye: What are toi doing?
Coffee Creme: I want to go talk to Gordon.
Hawkeye: Nope. Gordon is busy causing havoc in Portland. toi should be glad that he's not here.
Coffee Creme: But I'm dating him.
Hawkeye: I don't care Frenchy. Go back to that yard, and get to the train with Metal Gloss.
Coffee Creme: Don't call me Frenchy.
Hawkeye: Whatever toi say... Frenchy.
Coffee Creme: *Rolls eyes, and walks back to train*
Stylo: Pierce, we got a problem!
Hawkeye: What is it?
Stylo: A passenger train came in, and one of the ponies is seriously injured.
Hawkeye: How did it happen?
Stylo: The poney was trying to walk off the train while it was moving. Bartholomew tried to stop him, but it was too late.
Hawkeye: Alright, let's go. *Runs to station*
Hurt pony: *Laying on platform* I don't think I'll make it.
Snowflake: Take it easy, we'll help toi out.
Hawkeye: *Sees injury* He got a really huge cut on his head. Sir, don't toi know better then to walk off a train while it's moving?
Hurt Pony: toi guys do it all the time?
Hawkeye: Jésus christ. That's only on freight trains, and the conductors do that. Not everypony that works on a railroad. Seriously, toi gotta be plus careful.
Snowflake: What do we do?
Hawkeye: Well... I've never been in a situation like this, but I do know that the wounded area needs to have a lot of pressure on it, with a clean towel.
Snowflake: *grabs clean towel from nowhere*
Hawkeye: Where's Orion?
Snowflake: I think he took off in that freight train he had to take to Denver. Why do toi need him?
Hawkeye: He told me he was good at dealing with things like this.
Stylo: Well, try not to get him involved. Otherwise, he might destroy something just to get fired before Pete returns.
Hawkeye: Yeah, we wouldn't want that. Wait a minute... Wilson! He was part of the army once, maybe he could help us. Wait here! *Runs to train yard*
Stylo: *Stays*
Snowflake: *Stays*
At the trainyard, Hawkeye saw Red Rose.
Hawkeye: *Knocking on door* Red Rose, I need your help! This is urgent.
Red Rose: *Opens door* What is it?
Hawkeye: Where's Wilson?
Red Rose: He's not here.
Hawkeye: Shit. We need help with a poney that walked off a train while it was moving, and he injured himself. The injury is very serious, but none of us know what to do.
Red Rose: I think Jeff knows.
Hawkeye: Okay, good. Thanks Red Rose. *Runs back to station*
While Pierce was going back to the station, Percy, and Jeff made it there.
Percy: Whoa, what happened here?
Jeff: I don't know. Let's go check. *Walks onto station* Stylo, what happened?
Stylo: This poney walked off the train while it was moving.
Jeff: Bartholomew, toi do know spells on how to heal this pony, don't you?
Bartholomew: Unfortunately, I don't.
Percy: What about toi Jeff?
Jeff: Well, I can heal this pony, but not with magic. I also don't know any spells.
Hawkeye: Jeff, there toi are. Red Rose a dit toi could help with this injured pony.
Jeff: Yes I can, but I have to do it without magic. I don't know any spells.
Hawkeye: Well do what toi can, and hurry!
Jeff: Okay, I'll try. First, we need to give the injury stitches.
Hawkeye: I'll go get the first aid kit. That should have everything toi need. *Gets first aid kit*
Jeff: *Takes first aid kit* Thanks. *Giving hurt poney stitches*
Hurt Pony: OOWW!
Jeff: I know this hurts, but unless toi want to lose part of your head, toi must let me do this.
Hawkeye: We might as well be in a T.V montrer taking place in a MASH unit. We're healing ponies for a company.
Ponies: *Laughing*
After he finished putting stitches on the poney that hurt himself, Jeff found another problem.
Jeff: What kind of blood do toi have?
Hurt Pony: O type.
Jeff: Oh jeez. Does anypony here have an O blood type?
Everypony shook their head no.
Stylo: Hold up, let me check something.
Hawkeye: Go right ahead.
Stylo: *Goes into Pete's office*
Percy: What's he doing? He's not aloud in there.
Hawkeye: That is the office of the poney in charge, and I gave him permission to be in there.
Stylo: *Returns with Orion's file* He's the only poney that could help us out.
Hawkeye: *Reading file* O blood type. Alright, I'll get him here, but toi better be ready if he tries to create plus suicidal ways to be fired from here.
Stylo: Right.
Hawkeye: Stay here, I'll be back. *Goes to telephone*
At the Denver train station
Orion: *Waiting for City of St. Foalis*
Worker: *Switches City of St. Foalis onto platform*
Orion: *hears phone booth ringing, and walks over to it* Hello?
Hawkeye: Orion, is that you?
Orion: Yeah, it's me. What do toi want?
Hawkeye: Listen, this is important. Somepony over here injured himself very badly. He needs blood, but you're the only poney with the same blood type as him, and toi have to get over here quickly.
Worker: *Comes out of switcher* Hey, the train is ready for you.
Orion: toi have to drive it for me.
Worker: Why?
Orion: Because of... *sounding like Dracula* Blood! I must give blood! *Flies high in the sky*
Orion was going to do what he did in San Diego to get to Cheyenne, fly very high in the sky.
At the Cheyenne Train Station
Hawkeye: Come on, where is he?
Orion: *Flying towards ground* Whoa!! *Not slowing down in time, and runs on train*
Stylo: toi think he'll fly off in time?
Orion: *Runs off train*
Hawkeye: Nope.
Stylo: I didn't think so either.
Orion: Okay, *Slowly walking towards injured pony* I'm here.
Hawkeye: Good.
Jeff: *Takes syringe* Now Orion, I'm going to put this in your arm.
Orion: Okay, I don't think that'll be too hard for me to handl-
Jeff: *Puts syringe in Orion's arm*
Orion: OOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!
Hawkeye: Very good. Would toi like a lollipop?
Orion: I don't know. Do any of toi feel like a ferris wheel on drugs? *Falls on ground uncouncious*
Jeff: *Puts blood in hurt pony*
Hurt Pony: Oh, *Stands up* Thank toi guys so much.
Hawkeye: No problem. What was your name anyway?
Hurt Pony: Eirik. I'm glad toi ponies could help me out. I know that from now on, that if me, ou anypony else gets hurt, The Union Pacific can help out.
Hawkeye: Glad to be of service. toi better get going now if toi don't want to miss your suivant train, ou taxi.
Eirik: Oh, right. I gotta catch the taxi for my Cousin's house. *Runs away* Thanks toi guys!
The suivant day, Pete returned.
Pete: Hi everypony.
Hawkeye: Pete's back.
Workers: *Cheering*
Pete: Either they really missed me, ou they really hated you.
Hawkeye: *Smiles* Oh Pete, we had a good time.
Pete: *Spots blood on platform* What's that?
Hawkeye: Oh, uh... toi better read this. *Gives Pete newspaper*
Pete: *Reading newspaper* Ponies on Union Pacific Railroad help heal a poney that injured himself. What happened while I was away?
Hawkeye: It's a long story.
Stylo: *Climbing into locomotive*
Orion: *Pushes Stylo out of locomotive, and drives backwards* And you've got a long day!!
The End
On The suivant Episode of Ponies On The Rails
Hawkeye, and Stylo attempt to make Gordon, and Coffee Creme break up.
Song (Start at 1:58): link
Annie: Okay everyone, thanks for joining us tonight. We'll be back suivant week on the very last jour of September.
Hawkeye & Metal Gloss: *Dancing*
Jerry: Summer is over. Why are we playing this song?
Annie: Come on, the weather is still nice. Anyway, my name is Annie, and I'm your hostess for tonight. It's time for back to back episodes of Ponies On The Rails.
Theme song >>>> link
Seanthehedgehog presents
Ponies On The Rails
Starring
Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog
Red Rose From Chibiemmy
Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony
Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09
Metal Gloss From DragonAura15
Stylo From Jimmythedragon
Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Bartholomew, Wilson, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog
Episode 26
Portland Porter
June 1, 1953
It has been three weeks since Gordon has been suspended from work. At first, he was either walking around the town of Cheyenne, ou watching télévision at his house. One day, he just decided to go into Portland Oregon, and see what that was like.
Gordon: I've got enough money, this and I have two, and a half plus months until my suspension is over. *takes money, and leaving house*
Gordon's Wife: Where do toi think you're going?!
Gordon: Portland.
Gordon's Wife: That's unacceptable. You're staying right here.
Gordon: Alyssa, I'm the stallion of this house, I'll go, and do whatever I want.
Alyssa: Unless toi want to get beaten up, toi stay here.
Gordon: *Acting like child* No!
Alyssa: Gordon.
Gordon: I DON'T WANT TO!
Alyssa: Why did I marry such an immature asshole?
Gordon: Why did I marry a fat fuck like you?
Alyssa: Look who's talking.
Gordon: That's it *Walks to Alyssa* Give my your money.
Alyssa: I won't.
Gordon: toi give it to me now!
Alyssa: *Teleports out of house*
Gordon: Ha! She's gone. Now, I'm on my way to Portland.
Alyssa teleported to the police department.
Police Sargent: Are toi sure he wanted to assault you?
Alyssa: Yes. I could see that look in his eyes.
Police Sargent: Okay, thanks for telling us. What car does he drive?
Alyssa: This red 1946 Flim.
Police Sargent: Thanks a lot. If he keeps giving toi problems, just let us know.
Gordon arrived at Portland, and thought the town looked good.
Gordon: I wish I could work on the Union Pacific here instead of having to be in Cheyenne. Maybe I could get Pete to transfer me to here from Cheyenne after my suspension.
He went to where the station was, but he wished he hadn't.
Passengers: Hurry up with our bags!
Porter: I'm doing the best I can-
Passengers: You're not doing good enough, hurry up!
Porter: Just stop! You're too close to me *Punches passenger*
Gordon: Wow. Even I don't do that to the passengers. *Walks to station*
Passengers: *Sees Gordon* Oh great. First the porter is too slow with our bags, and now a fat fuck arrives. What's next, a gay pony?
Gordon: Hey, I came over to see if I could help you, but since toi insulted me, I guess you'll have to sort out your bags par yourself.
Passenger: Okay, don't go!
Gordon: That's what I want to here. *Carrying luggage*
He put five suitcases on his back, and put them in one of the passenger cars.
Passenger 464: Whoa, that was cool.
Gordon: Now, please don't try to boss me around like toi did to that other porter.
Passengers: We promise, as long as toi don't try to coup de poing us.
Gordon: All right. Sounds good. *Putting luggage in baggage cars*
Passengers: *Boarding train*
Gordon: *Puts all the bags in train* Okay, I believe that's it.
Conductor: *Walks up* What are toi doing here?
Gordon: I'm Gordon Suite, I work for this railroad.
Conductor: I've never seen toi here before. Are toi new?
Gordon: I've been working on the Union Pacific for five years, but I've never been in Portland before.
Conductor: Well, let me be the first to welcome toi here.
Gordon: Thanks. *sees green signal* Get in the train, we need to go.
Conductor: Uh, toi have to stay here, and help with the suivant train.
Gordon: When will that be here?
Conductor: In half an hour.
Gordon: Alright.
Conductor: *Gets in train*
Engineer: *Blows whistle twice, and drives out of station*
Gordon: *sits on bench* Well, that went good.
Soon, the station master arrived.
P.S.M: Excuse me, who are you?
Gordon: Gordon Suite, Union Pacific engineer.
P.S.M: If you're an engineer, why were toi doing that porter's job?
Gordon: He punched a passenger, and just left.
P.S.M: Did he now?
Gordon: Yeah.
P.S.M: Well Gordon, just let me ask toi one plus question. Where do toi normally work on the U.P?
Gordon: Cheyenne.
At the Cheyenne train station, Pete was relaxing in his office. He was just looking over the profits that he was making so far, when his telephone rang.
Pete: *Answers* Hello, this is the Cheyenne Train Station of the Union Pacific. Pete Reimer speaking.
P.S.M: Pete? I've got one of your workers here at my station. He's saying that he helped me with chargement baggage on a passenger train.
Pete: What the hay? I suspended him from work for three months, two weeks ago.
P.S.M: Really? Because he helped out really well. Right now, he's chargement up another train.
Pete: I'll be right there. *Leaves station*
Hawkeye: *Waiting for train*
Pete: Pierce, I have to go down into Portland to go get Gordon. Until I return, you're in charge.
Hawkeye: Yes sir *Salutes Pete*
Pete: This is a railroad, not the army. *Leaves station*
Pete got in his brand new car, and drove all the way to Portland Oregon.
Gordon rented a hotel near the station, and stayed there for another day, when Pete finally arrived.
Gordon: *Loading baggage on train*
Pete: *Parks car in parking lot*
P.S.M: Gordon, your boss is here.
Gordon: How do toi know? *sees Pete's car* Oh no.
Pete: *walks up at station* I'm ashamed of toi Gordon.
Gordon: What did I do this time?
Pete: You're not supposed to work when you're suspended.
Gordon: Is that it?
Pete: Yeah. I really want to have toi fired, but the Station Master here tells me toi did a great job as a porter. So, I'll let toi stay, but if toi keep messing around when you're not supposed to, then you'll be fired.
Gordon: Okay.
Soon, the police arrived.
Alyssa: That's him. *Points at Gordon*
Gordon: What is this?
Alyssa: toi assaulted me toi asshole.
Gordon: Fuck you! All I did was take your money! I didn't hit toi at all.
Police Officer: Tell that to the judge.
Gordon: I didn't hit my wife! She's lying to you!
Pete: Did he really hit you?
Alyssa: No.
Police Officer: *Turns around* What did toi say?
Alyssa: *Gulps*
Police Officer: *Looks at Alyssa*
Pete: I asked her if Gordon really hit her, and she a dit no.
Police Officer: I see. *Lets Gordon out of car*
Gordon: Finally, about fucking time.
Police Officer: That's it. Back in the car. *Puts Gordon back in car*
Alyssa: Ha!
Police Officer: As for toi ma'am, you're underarrest for giving the police false information.
Alyssa: I want a divorce.
Gordon: With pleasure.
Police Officer: *Drives away*
After the police went away with Gordon, and Alyssa, it was only Pete, and the Portland Station Master there.
Pete: So, what kind of nourriture do toi normally get here?
P.S.M: Sometimes a hamburger, and sometimes pizza.
Pete: How about the pizza? On me.
P.S.M: Yeah, sure.
The End
On the suivant episode of Ponies On The Rails
We see how Hawkeye ran the Union Pacific while Pete was away.
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Theme song >>>> link
Seanthehedgehog presents
Ponies On The Rails
Starring
Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog
Red Rose From Chibiemmy
Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony
Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09
Metal Gloss From DragonAura15
Stylo From Jimmythedragon
Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Bartholomew, Wilson, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog
Episode 27
Pierce Takes Charge
June 2, 1953
Perviously on Ponies On The Rails, Gordon went into Portland, and Pete had to go see what he was up to. During that, Pete put Hawkeye in charge of things while he was away. This is what happened.
At the Cheyenne train station, Pete was relaxing in his office. He was just looking over the profits that he was making so far, when his telephone rang.
Pete: *Answers* Hello, this is the Cheyenne Train Station of the Union Pacific. Pete Reimer speaking.
P.S.M: Pete? I've got one of your workers here at my station. He's saying that he helped me with chargement baggage on a passenger train.
Pete: What the hay? I suspended him from work for three months, two weeks ago.
P.S.M: Really? Because he helped out really well. Right now, he's chargement up another train.
Pete: I'll be right there. *Leaves station*
Hawkeye: *Waiting for train*
Pete: Pierce, I have to go down into Portland to go get Gordon. Until I return, you're in charge.
Hawkeye: Yes sir *Salutes Pete*
Pete: This is a railroad, not the army. *Leaves station*
Hawkeye: Well this is great. I get a whole day, (or probably plus depending on how long Pete is out of town) to be in charge. Now what should I do first?
Stylo: *Arrives* Good morning Hawkeye.
Hawkeye: Hello Stylo, Pete's gone, and guess who's in charge.
Stylo: You?
Hawkeye: Yes sir.
Stylo: *Bows down* We're not worthy.
Hawkeye: No one except toi is worthy.
Stylo: Thank you. So, what plans do toi have while Pete is away?
Hawkeye: I don't know, I haven't thought about it yet. However, I do know that some tracks between here, and Omaha need to be fixed, so Percy, and Jeff should do that.
Stylo: That sounds pretty far away.
Hawkeye: No, I meant they had to go east, towards Omaha. The track they need to repair should only be a few miles away.
Orion: Good morning sir, Pete told me toi were in charge so toi must feu me.
Hawkeye: What for?
Orion: Because I vandalized something.
Hawkeye: Was it on Union Pacific property?
Orion: It was a car belonging to one of the passengers.
Hawkeye: *Sighs* Orion, toi don't seem to understand. Pete's not here, so your orders aren't going to be changed. Go, and drive a freight to Denver. After that, you'll be taking The City Of St. Foalis to St. Foalis.
Orion: Yes sir. *Walks away*
Stylo: So how does it feel to be in charge so far?
Hawkeye: Meh, about average. Give me some time, and then I'll tell toi what I really think.
Coffee Creme was walking from the train yard to the station.
Hawkeye: What are toi doing?
Coffee Creme: I want to go talk to Gordon.
Hawkeye: Nope. Gordon is busy causing havoc in Portland. toi should be glad that he's not here.
Coffee Creme: But I'm dating him.
Hawkeye: I don't care Frenchy. Go back to that yard, and get to the train with Metal Gloss.
Coffee Creme: Don't call me Frenchy.
Hawkeye: Whatever toi say... Frenchy.
Coffee Creme: *Rolls eyes, and walks back to train*
Stylo: Pierce, we got a problem!
Hawkeye: What is it?
Stylo: A passenger train came in, and one of the ponies is seriously injured.
Hawkeye: How did it happen?
Stylo: The poney was trying to walk off the train while it was moving. Bartholomew tried to stop him, but it was too late.
Hawkeye: Alright, let's go. *Runs to station*
Hurt pony: *Laying on platform* I don't think I'll make it.
Snowflake: Take it easy, we'll help toi out.
Hawkeye: *Sees injury* He got a really huge cut on his head. Sir, don't toi know better then to walk off a train while it's moving?
Hurt Pony: toi guys do it all the time?
Hawkeye: Jésus christ. That's only on freight trains, and the conductors do that. Not everypony that works on a railroad. Seriously, toi gotta be plus careful.
Snowflake: What do we do?
Hawkeye: Well... I've never been in a situation like this, but I do know that the wounded area needs to have a lot of pressure on it, with a clean towel.
Snowflake: *grabs clean towel from nowhere*
Hawkeye: Where's Orion?
Snowflake: I think he took off in that freight train he had to take to Denver. Why do toi need him?
Hawkeye: He told me he was good at dealing with things like this.
Stylo: Well, try not to get him involved. Otherwise, he might destroy something just to get fired before Pete returns.
Hawkeye: Yeah, we wouldn't want that. Wait a minute... Wilson! He was part of the army once, maybe he could help us. Wait here! *Runs to train yard*
Stylo: *Stays*
Snowflake: *Stays*
At the trainyard, Hawkeye saw Red Rose.
Hawkeye: *Knocking on door* Red Rose, I need your help! This is urgent.
Red Rose: *Opens door* What is it?
Hawkeye: Where's Wilson?
Red Rose: He's not here.
Hawkeye: Shit. We need help with a poney that walked off a train while it was moving, and he injured himself. The injury is very serious, but none of us know what to do.
Red Rose: I think Jeff knows.
Hawkeye: Okay, good. Thanks Red Rose. *Runs back to station*
While Pierce was going back to the station, Percy, and Jeff made it there.
Percy: Whoa, what happened here?
Jeff: I don't know. Let's go check. *Walks onto station* Stylo, what happened?
Stylo: This poney walked off the train while it was moving.
Jeff: Bartholomew, toi do know spells on how to heal this pony, don't you?
Bartholomew: Unfortunately, I don't.
Percy: What about toi Jeff?
Jeff: Well, I can heal this pony, but not with magic. I also don't know any spells.
Hawkeye: Jeff, there toi are. Red Rose a dit toi could help with this injured pony.
Jeff: Yes I can, but I have to do it without magic. I don't know any spells.
Hawkeye: Well do what toi can, and hurry!
Jeff: Okay, I'll try. First, we need to give the injury stitches.
Hawkeye: I'll go get the first aid kit. That should have everything toi need. *Gets first aid kit*
Jeff: *Takes first aid kit* Thanks. *Giving hurt poney stitches*
Hurt Pony: OOWW!
Jeff: I know this hurts, but unless toi want to lose part of your head, toi must let me do this.
Hawkeye: We might as well be in a T.V montrer taking place in a MASH unit. We're healing ponies for a company.
Ponies: *Laughing*
After he finished putting stitches on the poney that hurt himself, Jeff found another problem.
Jeff: What kind of blood do toi have?
Hurt Pony: O type.
Jeff: Oh jeez. Does anypony here have an O blood type?
Everypony shook their head no.
Stylo: Hold up, let me check something.
Hawkeye: Go right ahead.
Stylo: *Goes into Pete's office*
Percy: What's he doing? He's not aloud in there.
Hawkeye: That is the office of the poney in charge, and I gave him permission to be in there.
Stylo: *Returns with Orion's file* He's the only poney that could help us out.
Hawkeye: *Reading file* O blood type. Alright, I'll get him here, but toi better be ready if he tries to create plus suicidal ways to be fired from here.
Stylo: Right.
Hawkeye: Stay here, I'll be back. *Goes to telephone*
At the Denver train station
Orion: *Waiting for City of St. Foalis*
Worker: *Switches City of St. Foalis onto platform*
Orion: *hears phone booth ringing, and walks over to it* Hello?
Hawkeye: Orion, is that you?
Orion: Yeah, it's me. What do toi want?
Hawkeye: Listen, this is important. Somepony over here injured himself very badly. He needs blood, but you're the only poney with the same blood type as him, and toi have to get over here quickly.
Worker: *Comes out of switcher* Hey, the train is ready for you.
Orion: toi have to drive it for me.
Worker: Why?
Orion: Because of... *sounding like Dracula* Blood! I must give blood! *Flies high in the sky*
Orion was going to do what he did in San Diego to get to Cheyenne, fly very high in the sky.
At the Cheyenne Train Station
Hawkeye: Come on, where is he?
Orion: *Flying towards ground* Whoa!! *Not slowing down in time, and runs on train*
Stylo: toi think he'll fly off in time?
Orion: *Runs off train*
Hawkeye: Nope.
Stylo: I didn't think so either.
Orion: Okay, *Slowly walking towards injured pony* I'm here.
Hawkeye: Good.
Jeff: *Takes syringe* Now Orion, I'm going to put this in your arm.
Orion: Okay, I don't think that'll be too hard for me to handl-
Jeff: *Puts syringe in Orion's arm*
Orion: OOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!
Hawkeye: Very good. Would toi like a lollipop?
Orion: I don't know. Do any of toi feel like a ferris wheel on drugs? *Falls on ground uncouncious*
Jeff: *Puts blood in hurt pony*
Hurt Pony: Oh, *Stands up* Thank toi guys so much.
Hawkeye: No problem. What was your name anyway?
Hurt Pony: Eirik. I'm glad toi ponies could help me out. I know that from now on, that if me, ou anypony else gets hurt, The Union Pacific can help out.
Hawkeye: Glad to be of service. toi better get going now if toi don't want to miss your suivant train, ou taxi.
Eirik: Oh, right. I gotta catch the taxi for my Cousin's house. *Runs away* Thanks toi guys!
The suivant day, Pete returned.
Pete: Hi everypony.
Hawkeye: Pete's back.
Workers: *Cheering*
Pete: Either they really missed me, ou they really hated you.
Hawkeye: *Smiles* Oh Pete, we had a good time.
Pete: *Spots blood on platform* What's that?
Hawkeye: Oh, uh... toi better read this. *Gives Pete newspaper*
Pete: *Reading newspaper* Ponies on Union Pacific Railroad help heal a poney that injured himself. What happened while I was away?
Hawkeye: It's a long story.
Stylo: *Climbing into locomotive*
Orion: *Pushes Stylo out of locomotive, and drives backwards* And you've got a long day!!
The End
On The suivant Episode of Ponies On The Rails
Hawkeye, and Stylo attempt to make Gordon, and Coffee Creme break up.
Song (Start at 1:58): link
Annie: Okay everyone, thanks for joining us tonight. We'll be back suivant week on the very last jour of September.
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