Song: link
Thomas & Ethan: *Opening their mouths, pretending to scream at the beginning*
Sonic: Some intro.
Tom: Yeah. What do toi say we get toi ready for The Story Of Corporal Agarn?
Sonic: Me ready. *Grabs a tomahawk* Me just need costume.
Shayne: What's good everyone? I'm Shayne from Trainz, and I'm your host tonight for Sean's Spectacular Saturday of Stories. I got an excellent soundtrack for you, and an excellent schedule. Check it out down below.
8:00 - Now
On The Block - Back2Back
8:30 - Later
Ponies On The Rails
Adventures of Thomas & Friends - Series Finale
Shayne: I'm sorry, but we forgot episodes 18 and 19 for On The Block. Let's get those started for you.
Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.
Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: How is everypony doing today?
Audience: Good.
Master Sword: That word is used too often. Not only does it describe the way you're feeling, but it also describes... Ah, forget it.
Tom: Save the screw ups for the bloopers, okay?
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: We have a special guest on our montrer today, and his name is Nocturnal Mirage.
Audience: *Cheering*
Mirage: *Arrives*
Master Sword: Hey, good to see toi again.
Mirage: Thanks mate. May I?
Tom: Go ahead.
Mirage: Today's crossover parody, Jack Reacher And The Beanstalk.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Tom Cruise climbs up a beanstalk, and kills people.
Audience: *Laughing*
Jack Reacher And The Beanstalk
Starring Nocturnal Mirage as Jack Reacher
Master Sword as the giant
Snow Wonder as Helen Rodin
Cosmic arc en ciel as Alex Rodin
Helen: We got plus reports of the giant attacking our town.
Jack: Are toi sure it's not Godzilla?
Audience: *Light laughter*
Helen: I a dit giant. Not monster.
Jack: Monsters are giants. Ask anyone. *Points at Alex* salut Alex, is a monster a giant?
Alex: Yes.
Helen: No it's not.
Jack: Yeah it is. plus ponies are saying it is, so you're wrong.
Helen: If plus ponies a dit World War 2 never existed, would toi believe them?
Audience: *Laughing*
Jack: I think toi should shut up, and I'm gonna go stop the monster. *Walks away*
Later, Jack got outside, and looked up in the sky.
Jack: If I'm going to stop that monster, I need to get to him. How am I going to do that?
A big seed fell from the sky.
Jack: *Moves out of the way* Predictable. I mean, we are parodying Jack & The Beanstalk.
Audience: *Laughing*
A big beanstalk started growing.
Jack: And now is my cue to climb onto this thing. *Jumps onto a leaf, and begins climbing to the top* I should get there sometime soon.
7 hours later
Audience: *Laughing*
Jack: *Gets to the haut, retour au début of the beanstalk* Okay giant. *Grabs a sniper rifle, and looks around the clouds* Where are you? *Sees a big castle* In there. *Runs to the castle*
9.5 hours later.
Audience: *Laughing*
Jack: Ugh. *Leaning on the door* Why am I so tiny compared to everything else in this world?
Audience: *Laughing*
Jack: *Goes into the castle*
Giant: *Sleeping in front of a TV set*
Jack: Hey, giants aren't supposed to have television!
Audience: *Laughing*
Giant: *Wakes up*
Jack: Maybe I shouldn't have a dit that outloud.
Giant: Fee fi fo fum. I smell.. *Sniffs his hoof* Actually, I don't know what I smell.
Audience: *Laughing*
Jack: *Shoots the giant*
Giant: You're crazy. Miniature bullets won't kill me.
Jack: Then what will?
Giant: Not telling.
Jack: *Runs back to the beanstalk* This is probably going to take another 9, and a half hours!
Audience: *Laughing*
Giant: *Chasing Jack*
Jack: *Losing his balance* Whoa. *Falls through a cloud*
Giant: *Jumps, and chases Jack*
Jack: *Grabs hold of the beanstalk*
Giant: *Grabs the beanstalk, and is below Jack* Wait a minute. Aren't I supposed to be above you?
Jack: Does it matter?
Giant: No.
Jack: Then shut up.
Audience: *Laughing*
Giant: *Loses his footing, and falls*
Jack: Finally. Glad that's over. Can we end this now?
The End
On the suivant part of this episode
Nocturnal Mirage plays Gran Turismo 6.
Theme Song: link
Master Sword: Come on Tom, let's go meet the others.
Tom: Right behind you.
Double Scoop: *Standing on rue corner*
Aina: *Runs out of her house*
Sunny: Hey, wait for me. *Flying in the middle of the street*
Saten Twist: *Polishing his chain saw, but stops to go meet the others*
Pleiades: *Arrives at corner*
Mortomis: *Standing suivant to Double Scoop*
Tom: plus ponies!!
Snow Wonder: *Arrives in a brand new Corvette*
Cosmic Rainbow: *Flies from the clouds*
Heartsong: *Climbs out of a manhole*
Annie: *Arrives on a bicycle*
Blaze: *Flies out of a house window, and lands suivant to Tom*
Sophie Shimmer: *Gets off of a slow moving bus*
Astrel Sky: *Appears out of nowhere with magic*
Sean: *Lands behind Astrel Sky with a parachute*
All: We live together on the block!
Audience: *Clapping*
Announcer: Okay, stop the song! We need to keep this thing rolling.
Audience: *Laughing*
Episode 18: None Of Your Business
Nocturnal Mirage was at Sean's house with Tom, Master Sword, Mortomis, Annie, and Heartsong.
Mirage: How many Playstations do toi have?
Sean: Sixteen. That way, when we all play Gran Turismo 6, we can race each other.
Master Sword: No we can't. divisé, split screen mode is for two players only.
Mirage: Are toi always an idiot, ou are toi just having a bad day?
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: What he's talking about, is that we can all play online, using these Playstations.
Master Sword: Oh, I get it. Sixteen Playstations, so that we can all play online in the same room. Smart idea.
Sean: I came up with it, so of course it's a smart idea.
Audience: *Laughing*
Mirage: Okay, that wasn't even funny.
Tom: Hey! Don't insult my show!!!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Sean: Fellas, are we gonna play, ou what?
Mortomis: I'm tired of hearing toi argue all the time. Let's race for crying out loud.
Sean: He's right, we need to race. *Selects his car* I will choose the 1969 Corvette Stingray.
Annie: Regular, ou convertible.
Sean: Regular, it's faster.
Mirage: I'm going to take a Nascar Ford Fusion.
Sean: You, and your Fords. That's all toi choose in this game.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: I'm getting the Maserati.
Heartsong: Which one?
Tom: The only one in the game.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: I'm getting a Toyota Supra race car.
Annie: You, and Nocturnal are the only ones that have race cars so far.
Mortomis: I'm gonna choose the Cadillac CTS.
Annie: My car will be the Corvette as well, but a 2009 ZR1.
Heartsong: And I'm using the BMW M4 Safety car.
Tom: What track are we going to use?
Sean: I think we'll race on Special Stage X.
Master Sword: Don't do that. The track is an oval, and it would be perfect for Mirage.
Mirage: Yes, I do have a Nascar after all.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sean: It wouldn't be perfect for Mirage, because instead of turning left, you'll have to turn right.
Audience: *Laughing*
Mirage: WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!!?
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Special guest stars are not allowed to shout.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sean: Two laps sound okay?
Ponies: Yeah.
Tom: *Looks at the reader* Find out who wins this race in part 5 of this episode. We're gonna start off our skits now, and the first one will be Celebrity Jeopardy, so don't go away.
Audience: *Clapping*
Our cast for this Celebrity Jeopardy skit is
Saten Twist - Alex Trebek (He wears a white wig, a fake white mustache, and his cutie mark has been changed to a game montrer wheel.)
Sean the hedgehog as himself (He's a famous war hero.)
Double Diamond as French Stewart
and special guest star, Nocturnal Mirage as Tom Selleck
Audience: *Clapping*
Alex: Welcome back to Celebrity Jeopardy. Before we begin the double jeopardy round, I'd like to remind our contestants once again, to please refrain from using ethnic slurs.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: That said, let's take a look at the scores. Sean the hedgehog has set a new jeopardy record with negative $230,000.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sean: toi think you're pretty smart, don't toi Trebek? With your dago mustache, and your greasy mane!
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Look! What did I just say about using ethnic slurs?
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: From 3rd Rock From The Sun, French Stewart, in seconde place with negative $17,000.
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*
French: *Has his eyes closed. He does this everytime he talks* I'm a late bloomer Alex, and in double jeopardy, I'm gonna bloom.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: *Annoyed* Sure toi will. And finally, in his seconde appearance, Tom Selleck in a commanding lead with 14 dollars.
Tom: Hey. *Points to his podium* Hey, check out the podium. Look at this.
Alex: Mr. Selleck has apparently changed his name to Turd Ferguson.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Yeah that's right. Turd Ferguson, it's a funny name.
Alex: *Very annoyed*
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: great. Let's take a look at the final board. And the categories are
Potent Potables
Sharp Things
films That Start With The Word Jaws
A Petit Dejane
Alex: That category is about french phrases, so we'll just skip that one.
Tom: salut uh, I speak a little french. You're an asswipe, pardon my french.
Audience: *Laughing*
French: *Sad* My name's French.
Tom: Yeah, well who gives a damn?
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Moving on.
Animal Sounds
Condiments
And finally, your ass, ou hole in the ground.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Mr. Selleck, unfortunately, you're in the lead, so we'll start with you.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Yeah I'll take the uh condom thing for 8,000.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: That's condiments!
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: For 400. This condiment is made from mustard seeds.
French: *Rings in*
Alex: French Stewart?
French: The answer of course is onions. I'll take condiments for 800, thank toi very much.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: That's not the right answer.
Tom: *Rings in*
Alex: Tom Selleck.
Tom: Eh, that's not my name.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Okay, Turd Ferguson.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Yeah, what do toi want?
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: toi buzzed in.
Tom: No I didn't.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Yes toi did.
Tom: Yeah, well that's your opinion.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: I hate my job.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: The answer was mustard. Mustard is made from mustard seeds.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Mr. Selleck it's still your board.
Tom: Yeah well ehh. Why don't toi give me ape tit for 200?
Alex: *Angry* It's not ape tit.
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*
Alex: It's a petit never mind.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Let's just déplacer on to Animal Sounds for 600. This is the sound a doggy makes.
Sean: *Rings in*
Alex: Mr. The Hedgehog?
Sean: Moo.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: No.
Sean: Well that's the sound your grand daughter made last night.
Audience: Ah!! *Laughing*
Sean: *Laughing*
Alex: Okay that's not necessary.
Sean: Ah.
Tom: *Rings in*
Alex: Tom Selleck?
Tom: Who is uh... Scooby Doo?
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: No.
Tom: Yeah he was a funny dog Scooby Doo. He drove around in a van, and solved mysteries.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: That is incorrect.
Tom: Nah that's correct.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: I remember. He had a pal, Scrappy Doo.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: No.
French: *Rings in*
Alex: French Stewart, the sound a dog makes.
French: Uh.... Who is John Cafferty And The castor Brown Band? Thank toi very much, I'll take animal sounds for 800.
Alex: NO! Good lord! We would've accepted bow wow, ou ruff.
Sean: Ah, rough. Just the way your grand daughter likes it Trebek.
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*
Alex: Come on, that is way out of line.
Tom: *Runs backstage*
Alex: Mr. Selleck, what are toi doing?!!?
Tom: *Walks towards Alex, and is wearing a massive ten gallon hat*
Sean: *Laughing at Tom*
Tom: Yeah I found this backstage. Oversized hat, it's funny.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: No it's not.
Tom: Sure it is. It's funny. It's funny, because it's bigger then a normal hat.
Alex: I see that, get back to your podium.
Tom: Haha. *Takes off the hat* Take a look at that.
Alex: Yeah I see that. Get back to your podium, it's not funny.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: *Returns to his podium*
Alex: What's going on? Okay, let's just déplacer on to Final Jeopardy. The category is, toi know what? I'll tell toi what, just write a number. Any number. Any number, and toi win.
Audience: *Laughing*
Final Jeopardy musique started playing.
Alex: We'll accept any number. Any number at all. A 1, ou a 2, ou a 3. ou how about a 4? It's that simple. I know toi can do this.
The cloche, bell rang, and the contestants ran out of time.
Alex: Let's start with French Stewart who is grinning like an idiot.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: toi look pretty sure of yourself. toi think toi got the right answer?
French: Yes, I'm pretty sure of it Alex.
Alex: Well, all toi had to do was write a number, and toi wrote, threeve.
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*
Alex: A combination of three, and five. Very stunning.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: And toi wagered, Texas with a dollar sign in front of it.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: I'm speechless.
French: No I did not get the answer from anyone else, it all came from Mr. Stewart's noggin.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: That's beautiful.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Mr. Selleck-
Tom: Yeah don't bother, I didn't write anything.
Alex: Good work.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: And finally, Sean the hedgehog. The category was numbers, and toi wrote... A letter V.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Well I'll toi what my friend..
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: V is a roman numeral, so despite your best efforts, toi were able to answer correctly.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Let's see what toi wagered. Suck it Trebek.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sean: *Laughing*
Alex: That's all the time we have. Thank toi very much. I-
Tom: *Goes to Alex, and puts the oversized ten gallon hat on him*
Alex: would toi GET THAT OFF ME?!!!?
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*
Coming up suivant is The Story Of Corporal Agarn
The Story of Corporal Agarn
Theme song
Though he goes on a rage from time to time
He is a very good friend of mine
And in Fort Courage he is well known as
Corporal Agarn
Starring Master Sword as Corporal Agarn
Tom Foolery as Captain Parmenter
Saten Twist as Sargent O' Rourke
Mortomis as Dobbs, the bugler
Snow Wonder as Wrangler Jane
Cosmic arc en ciel as Corporal Vanderbilt
Blaze as Corporal Duffy
Sean as Chief Wild Eagle
and Sonic as Crazy Cat
Captain Parmenter had all of his troops lined up for a meeting.
Captain Parmenter: Now, as all of toi might know, there will be a colonel coming here to inspect the fort. We want everything to look nice.
Corporal Agarn: Should we salute the colonel with the cannon?
Captain Parmenter: Good question, I don't know. Why don't toi two practice your salute, while I look at the calender to make sure I have the rendez-vous amoureux, date right for the colonel's arrival.
Corporal Agarn: Alright Dobbs, Duffy, toi know what to do.
Corporal Duffy: *Puts cannonball into cannon*
Corporal Dobbs: *Lights fuse*
When the fuse got to the bottom, the canon, cannon didn't go off.
Corporal Agarn: *Gets angry, and kicks the cannon. The left wheel falls off, and then it shoots the cannonball at Vanderbilt's tower*
Corporal Vanderbilt: *Jumps out of tower*
Audience: *Laughing*
Corporal Agarn: This isn't good. We can't have that during the colonel's visit. Can we?!
Corporal Dobbs: uhh... I think so, and if he doesn't like it, I could play my bugle.
Corporal Agarn: OH NO toi DON'T!!!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Corporal Agarn: If we don't give a good salute to the colonel, I'm going to go... *Getting angry* On!
Corporal Dobbs: Uh oh, this can't be good.
Corporal Agarn: *His face turns red, and smoke comes out of his ears* A!
Corporal Duffy: We never had this problem on the Alamo.
Audience: *Laughing*
Corporal Agarn: *Surrounded par flames because of his anger* RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE!!!!!! *Turns back to normal* Okay, what were we doing?
Audience: *Laughing*
To be continued in another episode.
Ponies: *Singing* Though he goes on a rage from time to time, he is a very good friend of mine. And in Fort Courage he is well known as, Corporal Agarn.
Dobbs: *Playing the clairon, bugle poorly*
Corporal Agarn: I'm warning toi Dobbs!
Audience: *Laughing*
Up next, Tom Foolery, and Friends continue with their race on Gran Turismo 6.
Nocturnal Mirage, Sean, Tom, Master Sword, Mortomis, Annie, and Heartsong were playing Gran Turismo 6. They were all at Sean's house.
The race was going good so far. Heartsong was in the lead with her BMW M4 safety car.
Sean: toi know it's not really a safety car if toi keep crashing into us.
Audience: *Laughing*
Heartsong: I have to win, that's the whole point of this game.
Mortomis: But toi don't need to crash into us. toi f**ked up my Cadillac for no reason.
Heartsong: *Looks at Mortomis' car which has a big dent at the back* What are toi talking about? Your car is just fine.
Audience: *Laughing*
Mirage: I'm close to getting first place.
Sean: Stay out of this toi Ford loving bastard!
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: How are toi able to keep up with Heartsong? She has a haut, retour au début speed that's much higher then the one on your car.
Sean: She keeps spinning out of control on the turns.
Annie: *Passes Sean*
Sean: Okay, I'm in third now. *Sees Mirage, and Mortomis pass him* Really toi two? I swear if one plus person passes me-
Master Sword: *Passes Sean* Sorry.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sean: Now it's time to act like Heartsong.
Mirage: Shit, that can't be good!
Master Sword: Of course it can't be good. She's in first place!
Audience: *Laughing*
Sean: *Rams Master Sword's car*
Master Sword: Ah!! *Spins out, and hits Mortomis' car*
Mortomis: F**K! *Spins out, and hits Mirage's car*
Mirage: Ah! *Hits the wall*
Sean: *Passes Master Sword, Mortomis, and Mirage* Pleasure doing business with you.
Audience: *Laughing*
Annie: toi can't catch up to me.
Sean: Maybe not, but I did get to 3rd place.
Heartsong: This is the final lap, right?
Sean: Yeah, that's why it says lap 2/2.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sean: We're on the 2nd, and final lap.
Annie: toi have one plus turn to make before crossing that finish line.
Heartsong: That's what I was afraid of.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sean: If toi hit the wall-
Heartsong: *Spins out* No, not again!
Audience: *Laughing*
Heartsong: *Hits the wall* Shit.
Annie: *Laughs* I knew that was gonna happen. First place is mine.
Sean: And thanks to toi Heartsong, I am now in 2nd place.
Heartsong: *Backing her car up so she can continue racing*
Mirage: Look out!! *Crashes into Heartsong's car*
The others crashed into Heartsong's car, and they caused a pile up.
Annie: First place is mine.
Sean: *Gets second*
Tom: Well, this was almost enjoyable. It would have been better if Heartsong wasn't being retarded.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: What's up everypony? toi know what time it is, right?
Audience: 4:35 PM.
Tom: Wrong. Well, actually, that's right, but-
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: What I meant was, it's time for bloopers we created during the filming of this episode. Enjoy.
Blooper song: link
Mirage: How many Playstations do toi have?
Sean: Over 9,000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Director: Cut.
Sean: I have every single Playstation in the world!
Audience: *Laughing*
---
Sean: I think we'll race on Special Stage X.
Master Sword: Don't do that. The track is an oval, and it would be perfect for Mirage.
Mirage: Yes, I do have a Nascar after all.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sean: It wouldn't be perfect for Mirage, because instead of turning left, you'll have to turn right.
Audience: *Laughing*
Mirage: WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!!?
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Special guest stars are not allout, loosjgoijd!
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: I can't speak today. I don't know what's going on.
---
Alex: From 3rd Rock From The Sun, French Stewart, in seconde place with negative $17,000.
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*
French: *Has his eyes closed. He does this everytime he talks* Alex, I wanna take toi from behind.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sean: *Cringes* Maybe we oughta give him a better line.
---
French: Uh.... Who is John C- I forgot my line!
Take 2
French: Uh.... Who is John Cowswitch And The castor Brown Band? Thank toi very much, I'll take animal sounds for 800.
Director: Cafferty!
French: Uh oh. *Opens his eyes*
Director: Keep them closed!!
Audience: *Laughing*
---
Corporal Agarn: Alright Dobbs, Duffy, toi know what to do.
Corporal Duffy: *Puts cannonball into cannon*
Corporal Dobbs: *Lights fuse*
When the fuse got to the bottom, the canon, cannon didn't go off.
Corporal Agarn: *Gets angry, and kicks the cannon, but it hurts his hoof* OOWWWW!!!!
Audience: *Laughing*
---
Mirage: I'm close to getting first place.
Sean: Stay out of this toi Ford loving bastard!
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: How are toi able to keep up with Heartsong? She has a- wait a second. *Looks at his controller* My controller is dead.
Director: Plug it in.
Tom: *Plugs controller into playstation* Let's do this again from the top.
The End
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Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.
Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: We have some good news!
Master Sword: Me, and Tom have just gotten back from starring in a movie.
Audience: Cool.
Tom: Damn right it's cool. We starred as two bad guys in a film called CHiPs. The main villain was Gordon Suite-
Master Sword: And we also got to meet Larry Wilcox, and Erik Estrada. It was awesome!
Tom: salut Master Sword, suivant time toi interrupt me, let me know first.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: Today's crossover parody-
Tom: Did toi hear what I said?
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: No.
Tom: I told toi not to interrupt me without a warning. Also, don't try to steal my job. Today's crossover parody, Little Red Robin Hood.
Audience: HA! *Laughing*
Master Sword: Little Red Riding capuche, hotte gets a bow & arrow, and robs everyone she sees.
Audience: *Laughing*
Little Red Robin capuche, hotte
Starring Tom Foolery as Robin capuche, hotte
Master Sword as Little John
Applebloom as Little Red Riding capuche, hotte
Granny Smith as herself
Saten Twist as "The loup of Trottingham"
Cosmic arc en ciel as Prince John
Snow Wonder as Maiden Marianne
One jour in the forests of Trottingham, Little Red Riding capuche, hotte was going to her grandma.
Little Red Riding Hood: *Walking through the forest of Trottingham with a basket*
loup Of Trottingham: *Walking through the forest* I am the best sheriff in Trottingham.. Well, actually, I'm the only sheriff in Trottingham, because everyone else that works for the law is a constable.
Audience: *Laughing*
Little Red Riding Hood: *Passes the sheriff*
loup of Trottingham: Stop right there!
Little Red Riding Hood: Ah!!
loup Of Trottingham: par order of Prince John, toi must give me everything in that basket.
Little Red Riding Hood: Why don't toi just take the basket away from me? Why do toi have to tell me that something is getting stolen?
Audience: *Laughing*
loup Of Trottingham: Good question. I'll make sure to ask-
Little Red Riding Hood: *Runs away*
loup Of Trottingham: She did not just do that.
Audience: *Laughing*
loup Of Trottingham: Oh well. I'll just get there first par breaking the 4th wall, which is something that goes on a lot in this show.
Audience: *Laughing, and cheering*
At Little Red Riding Hood's house
Little Red Riding Hood: Grandma? I got toi something.
loup Of Trottingham: *Disguised as grandma* What is it dear?
Little Red Riding Hood: Wait a second. toi ain't grandma.
loup Of Trottingham: Damnit! *Gets out of disguise* How did toi know it was me?
Little Red Riding Hood: Because there's only one poney who can make great disguises
Robin capuche, hotte was disgused as Little Red Riding capuche, hotte throughout this entire story.
Audience: *Cheering*
loup Of Trottingham: toi won't get away with this.
Robin Hood: Why not? I'm Robin Hood.
loup Of Trottingham: toi won't get away, because Prince John is here...
Prince John: *Walks in with Maiden Marianne as hostage*
loup Of Trottingham: With the l’amour of your life.
Tom: Nice try, but Prince John is actually...
Little John: *Takes off his Prince John costume*
Audience: *Laughing*
Robin Hood: Little John.
loup Of Trottingham: Uh oh. *Runs away*
Little John: That was great. He won't screw with us anymore.
Robin Hood: toi two were terrific. *Hugs Maiden Marianne* Especially you. *Kisses her*
Audience: *Clapping*
The End
On the suivant part of this episode
Mortomis gets a job.
Theme Song: link
Master Sword: Come on Tom, let's go meet the others.
Tom: Right behind you.
Double Scoop: *Standing on rue corner*
Aina: *Runs out of her house*
Sunny: Hey, wait for me. *Flying in the middle of the street*
Saten Twist: *Polishing his chain saw, but stops to go meet the others*
Pleiades: *Arrives at corner*
Mortomis: *Standing suivant to Double Scoop*
Tom: plus ponies!!
Snow Wonder: *Arrives in a brand new Corvette*
Cosmic Rainbow: *Flies from the clouds*
Heartsong: *Climbs out of a manhole*
Annie: *Arrives on a bicycle*
Blaze: *Flies out of a house window, and lands suivant to Tom*
Sophie Shimmer: *Gets off of a slow moving bus*
Astrel Sky: *Appears out of nowhere with magic*
Sean: *Lands behind Astrel Sky with a parachute*
All: We live together on the block!
Audience: *Clapping*
Announcer: Okay, stop the song! We need to keep this thing rolling.
Audience: *Laughing*
Episode 19: Perhaps This Wasn't A Good Idea
Sean was walking with Tom, and Master Sword through town.
Sean: So I start to ignore him, but he keeps asking me, what does the renard say?
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: That must be very annoying.
Sean: toi don't know the half of it. Anyway, the bus driver hears him, and after he says what does the renard say for his twentieth time, the bus driver tells him, the renard says shut up.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: *Laughs* What did he do after that?
Sean: He explained to the bus driver that he was asking me a question. The driver then says, that hedgehog is ignoring you, and I don't blame him.
Master Sword: And then?
Sean: Shortly after that, I tell the renard obsessed bastard that he's so loud, everyone in Manehattan can hear him.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: I feel sorry for those ponies in Manehattan.
Mortomis arrived, looking very pleased with himself.
Mortomis: Hey, guess what I just did.
Master Sword: toi murdered someone.
Audience: *Laughing*
Mortomis: No, only Saten Twist does that.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: toi bought a gun.
Mortomis: No. I already got twelve of those.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sean: toi a volé, étole a Cadillac?
Mortomis: Close, I a volé, étole a Buick.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: Is that what toi wanted to tell us?
Mortomis: No. What I did was get a job as a cashier.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Really?
Sean: That's the worst job imaginable!
Mortomis: toi say that now, but when I become a billionaire, you'll be sorry.
Tom: How the hell are toi going to make that amount of money?
Mortomis: Are toi idiots, ou what? I can take the money out of the cash register when nopony is looking.
Audience: Oooh!
Sean: Your manager will count the money, and know it's missing.
Mortomis: toi worry too much. I'm gonna get a lot of money, and no one will know about it. *Checks his watch* Speaking of which, I better get going. *Runs away*
Sean: Is he always a nutcase?
Tom: Only on Thursdays.
Audience: *Laughing*
Coming up next, it's The Story Of Corporal Agarn
The Story of Corporal Agarn
Theme song
Though he goes on a rage from time to time
He is a very good friend of mine
And in Fort Courage he is well known as
Corporal Agarn
Starring Master Sword as Corporal Agarn
Tom Foolery as Captain Parmenter
Saten Twist as Sargent O' Rourke
Mortomis as Dobbs, the bugler
Snow Wonder as Wrangler Jane
Cosmic arc en ciel as Corporal Vanderbilt
Blaze as Corporal Duffy
Sean as Chief Wild Eagle
and Sonic as Crazy Cat
Previously, everyone in F Troop was alerted of the arrival of a colonel. The soldiers want to please the colonel, but things aren't going well.
Corporal Agarn, and Sargent O' Rourke rode humans to the Hikawi Camp.
Chief Wild Eagle: What can I do for you?
Sargent O' Rourke: We want to pretend we're buying land from your tribe in order to impress this colonel visiting us.
Chief Wild Eagle: I need extra money, so why don't we make it real?
Audience: *Laughing*
Corporal Agarn: But Chief, toi don't gain any money when giving your land away to us.
Chief Wild Eagle: I need extra money, but I will make price fair. I pay toi $24, and a bottle of booze.
Sargent O' Rourke: Now wait a minute Chief, you're out of line.
Chief Wild Eagle: Seems fair to me.
Audience: *Laughing*
Chief Wild Eagle: toi ponies buy entire island of Manehattan for same price.
Audience: *Laughing*
Corporal Agarn: Oh it was a lousy deal Chief. In a hundred years ou so, it won't be worth a nickel.
Audience: *Laughing*
Chief Wild Eagle: No, ponies are very smart about real estate. Remember when toi first come here? *Leans down to pick up a stick, and slowly waves it through the air* This once Hikawi Territory, then toi barge in, and make us divide our land. *Hits himself in the head with the stick, and breaks it in half*
Audience: *Laughing*
While Agarn, and the sarge were gone, Captain Parmenter had his troops lined up.
Captain Parmenter: Where is Agarn, and O' Rourke?
Corporal Duffy: Maybe they went to bring me the Alamo!
Audience: *Laughing*
Corporal Dobbs: There's no way two ponies could lift that up par their selves.
Corporal Duffy: Why not? I could.
Audience: *Laughing*
Colonel Yorning: *Arrives* Attention, I am the poney inspecting your fort. I am Colonel Yorning.
Captain Parmenter: Good morning Yorning.
Audience: *Laughing*
Colonel Yorning: *Counting soldiers* toi a dit that toi had twelve soldiers here, correct?
Captain Parmenter: Yes, why?
Colonel Yorning: I see that two of your soldiers are missing.
Captain Parmenter: Oh, Sargent O' Rourke, and Corporal Agarn are missing.
Colonel Yorning: Why are they missing?
Captain Parmenter: They went to buy plus land for our fort from a group of Indians.
Just then, the two soldiers returned.
Captain Parmenter: Sargent, how did it go?
Sargent O' Rourke: Not good Captain. They didn't give us any land.
Colonel Yorning: Ha!
Audience: *Laughing*
Corporal Agarn: But they did give us twelve bottles of scotch.
Audience: *Laughing*
Colonel Yorning: Well, that's even better. I'll take eight of your bottles, and put in a good rapporter for Fort Courage.
Captain Parmenter: Deal.
Ponies: *Singing* Though he goes on a rage from time to time, he is a very good friend of mine. And in Fort Courage he is well known as, Corporal Agarn.
Dobbs: *Playing the clairon, bugle poorly*
Corporal Agarn: I'm warning toi Dobbs!
Audience: *Laughing*
Up next, it's The Movie Studio
The Movie Studio
Starring
Blaze as Director Nick
Astrel Sky as Roxy
Saten Twist as Connor
Tom Foolery as Louis
Cosmic arc en ciel as Tobias "Toby"
Sunny as Alinah
Double Scoop as Mason
And Aina as Leah
The an is 1927. Louis has been starring in films for MGM for two years.
Director Nick: Alright Louis, I want toi to follow the Rolls Royce. Tobias is going to coast down the hill, and toi have to stop him.
Louis: *Dressed as a police pony* What's my line?
Director Nick: toi have no lines.
Louis: I gotta have one. I know there won't be any sound, but a cop has to say something.
Audience: *Laughing*
Director: Don't say anything, and stop Tobias in the car.
Louis: I can do that.
Director Nick: Good. *Goes behind the camera, and talks in a megaphone* And action!!
The band played this song: link
Tobias: *Goes down the colline in his car*
Louis: *Running down the colline as fast as he can*
Director Nick: Good, good. Tobias, slow down once toi get close to the Railroad crossing, then turn left.
Tobias: *Slows down, and turns left onto the train tracks*
Director Nick: Fantastic. Louis, get in that car.
Louis: *Jumps onto the car, and opens the door, but falls down*
Audience: Oh!
Director Nick: Cut.
Tobias: *Stops*
Band: *Stops playing their music*
Louis: *Gets up*
Director Nick: Louis, are toi okay?
Louis: I think so.
Director Nick: Alright. toi need to keep your balance when standing on the car.
Louis: I'm not good at multi tasking.
Audience: *Light laughter*
Director Nick: Alright, let's take this scene from the top.
Leah: *Arrives* Telegram sir.
Director Nick: *Reads the telegram* Oh shit.
Leah: Everything okay?
Director Nick: films are starting to be filmed with sound.
Leah: How is that possible?
Director Nick: Don't ask me, I just found out about it!
Audience: *Light laughter*
Louis: *Arrives* What's the problem Nick?
Director Nick: We need to get cameras that can record sound while filming.
Louis: How is that possible?
Director Nick: Don't ask me, I just found out about it.
Audience: *Laughing*
Connor: *Arrives* Are we ready for the suivant scene yet?
Louis: Not yet Connor. We just got some big news.
Director Nick: It is now possible to record films with sound.
Connor: How is that possible?
Louis: Don't ask Nick, he just found out about it!
Audience: *Laughing*
Connor: I was asking you.
Louis: I just found out about it as well.
Director Nick: Alright, we need to get new cameras, brand new ones.
The suivant day.
Director Nick: Alright, we're gonna do this just like we did yesterday, minus the falling off the car.
Audience: *Light laughing*
Louis: Do I have any lines this time?
Director Nick: What did I just say? We're doing this just like we did yesterday, and yesterday I told toi toi had no lines.
Audience: *Laughing*
Louis: Tobias has a line.
Director Nick: No he doesn't.
Louis: Yeah he does. He has a railway line. To drive on.
Audience: *Laughing*
Director Nick: Let's déplacer on.
Everyone got in their places, and Director Nick shouted out...
Director Nick: Action!
The band played this song: link
Tobias: *Goes down the colline in his car*
Louis: *Running down the colline as fast as he can*
Tobias: *Slows down, and turns left onto the train tracks*
Louis: *Jumps onto the car, and opens the door*
Director Nick: We're making progress now.
Tobias: *Gets a flat tire, and gets the car stuck on the train tracks*
Audience: *Laughing*
Director Nick: Cut!
Everyone stopped what they were doing.
Director Nick: Okay, how did that happen?
Tobias: I don't know, but it could be worse.
Train Driver: *Blows the whistle of his train*
Louis: It's worse.
Audience: *Laughing*
They ran away from the car, and saw it get hit par a train.
Tobias: Aw man! There goes a luxurious automobile, wasted.
Up next, Mortomis continues stealing money from cash registers.
Mortomis was currently working as a cashier at ShopRite.
Customer: *Gives Mortomis a one hundred dollar bill* Thank you.
Mortomis: Thank you. Have a good day. *Looks around, and sees that no one is looking at him. He sticks the hundred dollar bill into his pocket*
Audience: *Laughing*
Mortomis: Tom, and all of the others are idiots. I told them that being a cashier is awesome, and they don't believe me.
Saten Twist: *Appears with two boxes of Cookie Crisps* Hey, how's it going?
Mortomis: Good, and you?
Saten Twist: Fine. Tell me, when did toi get this job?
Mortomis: Yesterday.
Saten Twist: toi know being a cashier is stupid, right?
Audience: *Laughing*
Mortomis: Somepony has to do it.
Saten Twist: Fair enough.
Ponies: *Forming a line behind Saten Twist* Hurry up with your biscuits, cookies asshole!
Saten Twist: Go buy plus shit toi don't need, and get poor toi dicks!
Audience: *Laughing*
Saten Twist: I also heard from Tom, and Master Sword that somepony maybe working as a cashier in order to steal money. Is it possible that toi know who I'm talking about?
Mortomis: *Looks down at the floor* No.
Saten Twist: Look me in the eye!
Mortomis: *Looks Saten Twist in the eye, keeping a straight face* No!! For accusing me of doing something like that, the price of your biscuits, cookies will double.
Audience: *Laughing*
Saten Twist: *Leaves*
Mortomis: *Looks at the biscuits, cookies he left behind* Oh well. I heard these were good. Next?
Pony: *Arrives* I have six bananas, five boxes of Lucky Charms, a hotwheels Camaro, four pieces of chicken, and season 7 of Ponies On The Rails on DVD.
Mortomis: Okay, let's see how much that costs.
Manager: *Arrives* ou not.
Audience: *Light laughter*
Mortomis: What?
Manager: Come with me, and you'll find out what I'm talking about.
Mortomis: Can I deal with this customer first?
Manager: No.
Audience: *Light laughter*
They went into the manager's office.
Manager: I heard rumors that toi have been stealing money from our cash registers. Is this true?
Mortomis: It's a rumor, it's not supposed to be true.
Audience: *Laughing*
Manager: Okay toi two, come in.
Tom & Master Sword: *Arrives*
Mortomis: What are toi two doing here?
Tom: We videotaped toi before Saten arrived.
Mortomis: He was in on this?
Master Sword: No, he would have recreated Pearl Harbor if we let him rejoindre us.
Audience: *Laughing*
Manager: These two sent me a video of toi during work. I saw it, and I am not happy.
Mortomis: I know, cut to the chase, and let me get back to work.
Audience: *Lightly laughing*
Manager: toi a volé, étole money from our cash registers. toi are fired.
Mortomis: Excuse me for a moment while I get my Tommygun.
Audience: *Laughing*
Coming up next, it's the bloopers.
Tom: It's time for bloopers, but first, brony of the month.
Master Sword: *Arrives* For June 2015, the brony of the mois is Windwakerguy430.
Audience: *Ragequitting*
Tom: Uh, what was that all about?
Master Sword: I don't know. Anyway, windwakerguy43 is responsible for making bad cul, ass reviews in his series, What's Your Take?
Tom: He also makes very funny parodies.
Master Sword: And that is why he is Brony of the month. Now, start the bloopers.
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loup Of Trottingham: toi won't get away with this.
Robin Hood: Why not? I'm Robin Hood.
loup Of Trottingham: toi won't get away, because Prince John is here...
Prince John: *Walks in with Maiden Marianne as hostage*
loup Of Trottingham: With the l’amour of your life.
Tom: Nice try, but Prince John is actually...
Mortomis: *Takes off his Prince John costume*
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Wrong actor!!
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Mortomis: Hey, guess what I just did.
Master Sword: toi murdered someone.
Audience: *Laughing*
Mortomis: No, only Chuck Norris does that.
Sean: NO ONE GIVES A F*CK ABOUT CHUCK NORRIS!!!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Take 2
Mortomis: Hey, guess what I just did.
Master Sword: toi murdered someone.
Audience: *Laughing*
Mortomis: No, only Saten Twist does that.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: toi bought a gun.
Mortomis: No. I already got twelve of those.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sean: toi a volé, étole a Cadillac?
Mortomis: Close, I a volé, étole a Bugatti. *Sings* I woke up in a new bugatti.
Director: Cut!
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Chief Wild Eagle: I need extra money, but I will make price fair. I pay toi $24, and a bottle of booze.
Sargent O' Rourke: Now wait a minute Chief, you're out of line.
Chief Wild Eagle: Seems fair to me.
Audience: *Laughing*
Chief Wild Eagle: toi ponies buy entire island of Manehattan for same price.
Audience: *Laughing*
Corporal Agarn: Oh it was a lousy deal Chief. In a hundred years ou so, it won't be worth a nickel.
Audience: *Laughing*
Chief Wild Eagle: No, ponies are very smart about real estate. Remember when toi first come here? *Leans down to pick up a stick, and slowly waves it through the air* This once Hikawi Territory, then toi barge in, and make us divide our land. *Hits himself in the head with the stick three times, but it doens't break* Jésus christ!
Audience: *Laughing*
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Director Nick: Good. *Goes behind the camera, and talks in a megaphone* And action!!
The band played this song: link
Tobias: *Goes down the colline in his car*
Louis: *Running down the colline as fast as he can*
Director Nick: Good, good. Tobias, slow down once toi get close to the Railroad crossing, then turn left.
Tobias: *Slows down, and turns left onto the train tracks*
Director Nick: Fantastic. Louis, get in that car.
Louis: *Jumps onto the car, and opens the door, but falls down* It's a blooper inside a blooper!
Everyone started to laugh.
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Director Nick: Alright, we're gonna do this just like we did yesterday, minus the falling off the car.
Audience: *Light laughing*
Louis: Do I have any lines this time?
Director Nick: What did I just say? We're doing this just like we did yesterday, and yesterday, aw f**k I forgot my line.
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Customer: *Gives Mortomis a one hundred dollar bill* Thank you.
Mortomis: Thank you. Have a good day. *Looks around, and sees that no one is looking at him. He sticks the hundred dollar bill into his pocket* I am now going to make a copy of the one hundred dollar bill I recieved. *Pulls out seven one hundred dollar bills* Shit, that's too many!
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Saten Twist: I also heard from Tom, and Master Sword that somepony maybe working as a cashier in order to steal money. Is it possible that toi know who I'm talking about?
Mortomis: *Looks down at the floor* No.
Saten Twist: Look me in the eye!
Mortomis: *Looks Saten Twist in the eye, keeping a straight face* No!! For accusing me of doing something like that, the price of your biscuits, cookies will double.
Saten Twist: *Runs away with the cookies*
The End
Song (Start at 3:18): link
Shayne: Hope toi enjoyed those episodes, and I also hope toi enjoy the music.
Men: *Dancing as they walk past Shayne*
Shayne: *Watching the dancers* I guess that réponses my question. See toi in part 2 at 8:30.
Thomas & Ethan: *Opening their mouths, pretending to scream at the beginning*
Sonic: Some intro.
Tom: Yeah. What do toi say we get toi ready for The Story Of Corporal Agarn?
Sonic: Me ready. *Grabs a tomahawk* Me just need costume.
Shayne: What's good everyone? I'm Shayne from Trainz, and I'm your host tonight for Sean's Spectacular Saturday of Stories. I got an excellent soundtrack for you, and an excellent schedule. Check it out down below.
8:00 - Now
On The Block - Back2Back
8:30 - Later
Ponies On The Rails
Adventures of Thomas & Friends - Series Finale
Shayne: I'm sorry, but we forgot episodes 18 and 19 for On The Block. Let's get those started for you.
Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.
Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: How is everypony doing today?
Audience: Good.
Master Sword: That word is used too often. Not only does it describe the way you're feeling, but it also describes... Ah, forget it.
Tom: Save the screw ups for the bloopers, okay?
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: We have a special guest on our montrer today, and his name is Nocturnal Mirage.
Audience: *Cheering*
Mirage: *Arrives*
Master Sword: Hey, good to see toi again.
Mirage: Thanks mate. May I?
Tom: Go ahead.
Mirage: Today's crossover parody, Jack Reacher And The Beanstalk.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Tom Cruise climbs up a beanstalk, and kills people.
Audience: *Laughing*
Jack Reacher And The Beanstalk
Starring Nocturnal Mirage as Jack Reacher
Master Sword as the giant
Snow Wonder as Helen Rodin
Cosmic arc en ciel as Alex Rodin
Helen: We got plus reports of the giant attacking our town.
Jack: Are toi sure it's not Godzilla?
Audience: *Light laughter*
Helen: I a dit giant. Not monster.
Jack: Monsters are giants. Ask anyone. *Points at Alex* salut Alex, is a monster a giant?
Alex: Yes.
Helen: No it's not.
Jack: Yeah it is. plus ponies are saying it is, so you're wrong.
Helen: If plus ponies a dit World War 2 never existed, would toi believe them?
Audience: *Laughing*
Jack: I think toi should shut up, and I'm gonna go stop the monster. *Walks away*
Later, Jack got outside, and looked up in the sky.
Jack: If I'm going to stop that monster, I need to get to him. How am I going to do that?
A big seed fell from the sky.
Jack: *Moves out of the way* Predictable. I mean, we are parodying Jack & The Beanstalk.
Audience: *Laughing*
A big beanstalk started growing.
Jack: And now is my cue to climb onto this thing. *Jumps onto a leaf, and begins climbing to the top* I should get there sometime soon.
7 hours later
Audience: *Laughing*
Jack: *Gets to the haut, retour au début of the beanstalk* Okay giant. *Grabs a sniper rifle, and looks around the clouds* Where are you? *Sees a big castle* In there. *Runs to the castle*
9.5 hours later.
Audience: *Laughing*
Jack: Ugh. *Leaning on the door* Why am I so tiny compared to everything else in this world?
Audience: *Laughing*
Jack: *Goes into the castle*
Giant: *Sleeping in front of a TV set*
Jack: Hey, giants aren't supposed to have television!
Audience: *Laughing*
Giant: *Wakes up*
Jack: Maybe I shouldn't have a dit that outloud.
Giant: Fee fi fo fum. I smell.. *Sniffs his hoof* Actually, I don't know what I smell.
Audience: *Laughing*
Jack: *Shoots the giant*
Giant: You're crazy. Miniature bullets won't kill me.
Jack: Then what will?
Giant: Not telling.
Jack: *Runs back to the beanstalk* This is probably going to take another 9, and a half hours!
Audience: *Laughing*
Giant: *Chasing Jack*
Jack: *Losing his balance* Whoa. *Falls through a cloud*
Giant: *Jumps, and chases Jack*
Jack: *Grabs hold of the beanstalk*
Giant: *Grabs the beanstalk, and is below Jack* Wait a minute. Aren't I supposed to be above you?
Jack: Does it matter?
Giant: No.
Jack: Then shut up.
Audience: *Laughing*
Giant: *Loses his footing, and falls*
Jack: Finally. Glad that's over. Can we end this now?
The End
On the suivant part of this episode
Nocturnal Mirage plays Gran Turismo 6.
Theme Song: link
Master Sword: Come on Tom, let's go meet the others.
Tom: Right behind you.
Double Scoop: *Standing on rue corner*
Aina: *Runs out of her house*
Sunny: Hey, wait for me. *Flying in the middle of the street*
Saten Twist: *Polishing his chain saw, but stops to go meet the others*
Pleiades: *Arrives at corner*
Mortomis: *Standing suivant to Double Scoop*
Tom: plus ponies!!
Snow Wonder: *Arrives in a brand new Corvette*
Cosmic Rainbow: *Flies from the clouds*
Heartsong: *Climbs out of a manhole*
Annie: *Arrives on a bicycle*
Blaze: *Flies out of a house window, and lands suivant to Tom*
Sophie Shimmer: *Gets off of a slow moving bus*
Astrel Sky: *Appears out of nowhere with magic*
Sean: *Lands behind Astrel Sky with a parachute*
All: We live together on the block!
Audience: *Clapping*
Announcer: Okay, stop the song! We need to keep this thing rolling.
Audience: *Laughing*
Episode 18: None Of Your Business
Nocturnal Mirage was at Sean's house with Tom, Master Sword, Mortomis, Annie, and Heartsong.
Mirage: How many Playstations do toi have?
Sean: Sixteen. That way, when we all play Gran Turismo 6, we can race each other.
Master Sword: No we can't. divisé, split screen mode is for two players only.
Mirage: Are toi always an idiot, ou are toi just having a bad day?
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: What he's talking about, is that we can all play online, using these Playstations.
Master Sword: Oh, I get it. Sixteen Playstations, so that we can all play online in the same room. Smart idea.
Sean: I came up with it, so of course it's a smart idea.
Audience: *Laughing*
Mirage: Okay, that wasn't even funny.
Tom: Hey! Don't insult my show!!!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Sean: Fellas, are we gonna play, ou what?
Mortomis: I'm tired of hearing toi argue all the time. Let's race for crying out loud.
Sean: He's right, we need to race. *Selects his car* I will choose the 1969 Corvette Stingray.
Annie: Regular, ou convertible.
Sean: Regular, it's faster.
Mirage: I'm going to take a Nascar Ford Fusion.
Sean: You, and your Fords. That's all toi choose in this game.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: I'm getting the Maserati.
Heartsong: Which one?
Tom: The only one in the game.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: I'm getting a Toyota Supra race car.
Annie: You, and Nocturnal are the only ones that have race cars so far.
Mortomis: I'm gonna choose the Cadillac CTS.
Annie: My car will be the Corvette as well, but a 2009 ZR1.
Heartsong: And I'm using the BMW M4 Safety car.
Tom: What track are we going to use?
Sean: I think we'll race on Special Stage X.
Master Sword: Don't do that. The track is an oval, and it would be perfect for Mirage.
Mirage: Yes, I do have a Nascar after all.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sean: It wouldn't be perfect for Mirage, because instead of turning left, you'll have to turn right.
Audience: *Laughing*
Mirage: WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!!?
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Special guest stars are not allowed to shout.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sean: Two laps sound okay?
Ponies: Yeah.
Tom: *Looks at the reader* Find out who wins this race in part 5 of this episode. We're gonna start off our skits now, and the first one will be Celebrity Jeopardy, so don't go away.
Audience: *Clapping*
Our cast for this Celebrity Jeopardy skit is
Saten Twist - Alex Trebek (He wears a white wig, a fake white mustache, and his cutie mark has been changed to a game montrer wheel.)
Sean the hedgehog as himself (He's a famous war hero.)
Double Diamond as French Stewart
and special guest star, Nocturnal Mirage as Tom Selleck
Audience: *Clapping*
Alex: Welcome back to Celebrity Jeopardy. Before we begin the double jeopardy round, I'd like to remind our contestants once again, to please refrain from using ethnic slurs.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: That said, let's take a look at the scores. Sean the hedgehog has set a new jeopardy record with negative $230,000.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sean: toi think you're pretty smart, don't toi Trebek? With your dago mustache, and your greasy mane!
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Look! What did I just say about using ethnic slurs?
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: From 3rd Rock From The Sun, French Stewart, in seconde place with negative $17,000.
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*
French: *Has his eyes closed. He does this everytime he talks* I'm a late bloomer Alex, and in double jeopardy, I'm gonna bloom.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: *Annoyed* Sure toi will. And finally, in his seconde appearance, Tom Selleck in a commanding lead with 14 dollars.
Tom: Hey. *Points to his podium* Hey, check out the podium. Look at this.
Alex: Mr. Selleck has apparently changed his name to Turd Ferguson.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Yeah that's right. Turd Ferguson, it's a funny name.
Alex: *Very annoyed*
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: great. Let's take a look at the final board. And the categories are
Potent Potables
Sharp Things
films That Start With The Word Jaws
A Petit Dejane
Alex: That category is about french phrases, so we'll just skip that one.
Tom: salut uh, I speak a little french. You're an asswipe, pardon my french.
Audience: *Laughing*
French: *Sad* My name's French.
Tom: Yeah, well who gives a damn?
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Moving on.
Animal Sounds
Condiments
And finally, your ass, ou hole in the ground.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Mr. Selleck, unfortunately, you're in the lead, so we'll start with you.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Yeah I'll take the uh condom thing for 8,000.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: That's condiments!
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: For 400. This condiment is made from mustard seeds.
French: *Rings in*
Alex: French Stewart?
French: The answer of course is onions. I'll take condiments for 800, thank toi very much.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: That's not the right answer.
Tom: *Rings in*
Alex: Tom Selleck.
Tom: Eh, that's not my name.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Okay, Turd Ferguson.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Yeah, what do toi want?
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: toi buzzed in.
Tom: No I didn't.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Yes toi did.
Tom: Yeah, well that's your opinion.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: I hate my job.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: The answer was mustard. Mustard is made from mustard seeds.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Mr. Selleck it's still your board.
Tom: Yeah well ehh. Why don't toi give me ape tit for 200?
Alex: *Angry* It's not ape tit.
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*
Alex: It's a petit never mind.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Let's just déplacer on to Animal Sounds for 600. This is the sound a doggy makes.
Sean: *Rings in*
Alex: Mr. The Hedgehog?
Sean: Moo.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: No.
Sean: Well that's the sound your grand daughter made last night.
Audience: Ah!! *Laughing*
Sean: *Laughing*
Alex: Okay that's not necessary.
Sean: Ah.
Tom: *Rings in*
Alex: Tom Selleck?
Tom: Who is uh... Scooby Doo?
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: No.
Tom: Yeah he was a funny dog Scooby Doo. He drove around in a van, and solved mysteries.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: That is incorrect.
Tom: Nah that's correct.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: I remember. He had a pal, Scrappy Doo.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: No.
French: *Rings in*
Alex: French Stewart, the sound a dog makes.
French: Uh.... Who is John Cafferty And The castor Brown Band? Thank toi very much, I'll take animal sounds for 800.
Alex: NO! Good lord! We would've accepted bow wow, ou ruff.
Sean: Ah, rough. Just the way your grand daughter likes it Trebek.
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*
Alex: Come on, that is way out of line.
Tom: *Runs backstage*
Alex: Mr. Selleck, what are toi doing?!!?
Tom: *Walks towards Alex, and is wearing a massive ten gallon hat*
Sean: *Laughing at Tom*
Tom: Yeah I found this backstage. Oversized hat, it's funny.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: No it's not.
Tom: Sure it is. It's funny. It's funny, because it's bigger then a normal hat.
Alex: I see that, get back to your podium.
Tom: Haha. *Takes off the hat* Take a look at that.
Alex: Yeah I see that. Get back to your podium, it's not funny.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: *Returns to his podium*
Alex: What's going on? Okay, let's just déplacer on to Final Jeopardy. The category is, toi know what? I'll tell toi what, just write a number. Any number. Any number, and toi win.
Audience: *Laughing*
Final Jeopardy musique started playing.
Alex: We'll accept any number. Any number at all. A 1, ou a 2, ou a 3. ou how about a 4? It's that simple. I know toi can do this.
The cloche, bell rang, and the contestants ran out of time.
Alex: Let's start with French Stewart who is grinning like an idiot.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: toi look pretty sure of yourself. toi think toi got the right answer?
French: Yes, I'm pretty sure of it Alex.
Alex: Well, all toi had to do was write a number, and toi wrote, threeve.
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*
Alex: A combination of three, and five. Very stunning.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: And toi wagered, Texas with a dollar sign in front of it.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: I'm speechless.
French: No I did not get the answer from anyone else, it all came from Mr. Stewart's noggin.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: That's beautiful.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Mr. Selleck-
Tom: Yeah don't bother, I didn't write anything.
Alex: Good work.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: And finally, Sean the hedgehog. The category was numbers, and toi wrote... A letter V.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Well I'll toi what my friend..
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: V is a roman numeral, so despite your best efforts, toi were able to answer correctly.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Let's see what toi wagered. Suck it Trebek.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sean: *Laughing*
Alex: That's all the time we have. Thank toi very much. I-
Tom: *Goes to Alex, and puts the oversized ten gallon hat on him*
Alex: would toi GET THAT OFF ME?!!!?
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*
Coming up suivant is The Story Of Corporal Agarn
The Story of Corporal Agarn
Theme song
Though he goes on a rage from time to time
He is a very good friend of mine
And in Fort Courage he is well known as
Corporal Agarn
Starring Master Sword as Corporal Agarn
Tom Foolery as Captain Parmenter
Saten Twist as Sargent O' Rourke
Mortomis as Dobbs, the bugler
Snow Wonder as Wrangler Jane
Cosmic arc en ciel as Corporal Vanderbilt
Blaze as Corporal Duffy
Sean as Chief Wild Eagle
and Sonic as Crazy Cat
Captain Parmenter had all of his troops lined up for a meeting.
Captain Parmenter: Now, as all of toi might know, there will be a colonel coming here to inspect the fort. We want everything to look nice.
Corporal Agarn: Should we salute the colonel with the cannon?
Captain Parmenter: Good question, I don't know. Why don't toi two practice your salute, while I look at the calender to make sure I have the rendez-vous amoureux, date right for the colonel's arrival.
Corporal Agarn: Alright Dobbs, Duffy, toi know what to do.
Corporal Duffy: *Puts cannonball into cannon*
Corporal Dobbs: *Lights fuse*
When the fuse got to the bottom, the canon, cannon didn't go off.
Corporal Agarn: *Gets angry, and kicks the cannon. The left wheel falls off, and then it shoots the cannonball at Vanderbilt's tower*
Corporal Vanderbilt: *Jumps out of tower*
Audience: *Laughing*
Corporal Agarn: This isn't good. We can't have that during the colonel's visit. Can we?!
Corporal Dobbs: uhh... I think so, and if he doesn't like it, I could play my bugle.
Corporal Agarn: OH NO toi DON'T!!!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Corporal Agarn: If we don't give a good salute to the colonel, I'm going to go... *Getting angry* On!
Corporal Dobbs: Uh oh, this can't be good.
Corporal Agarn: *His face turns red, and smoke comes out of his ears* A!
Corporal Duffy: We never had this problem on the Alamo.
Audience: *Laughing*
Corporal Agarn: *Surrounded par flames because of his anger* RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE!!!!!! *Turns back to normal* Okay, what were we doing?
Audience: *Laughing*
To be continued in another episode.
Ponies: *Singing* Though he goes on a rage from time to time, he is a very good friend of mine. And in Fort Courage he is well known as, Corporal Agarn.
Dobbs: *Playing the clairon, bugle poorly*
Corporal Agarn: I'm warning toi Dobbs!
Audience: *Laughing*
Up next, Tom Foolery, and Friends continue with their race on Gran Turismo 6.
Nocturnal Mirage, Sean, Tom, Master Sword, Mortomis, Annie, and Heartsong were playing Gran Turismo 6. They were all at Sean's house.
The race was going good so far. Heartsong was in the lead with her BMW M4 safety car.
Sean: toi know it's not really a safety car if toi keep crashing into us.
Audience: *Laughing*
Heartsong: I have to win, that's the whole point of this game.
Mortomis: But toi don't need to crash into us. toi f**ked up my Cadillac for no reason.
Heartsong: *Looks at Mortomis' car which has a big dent at the back* What are toi talking about? Your car is just fine.
Audience: *Laughing*
Mirage: I'm close to getting first place.
Sean: Stay out of this toi Ford loving bastard!
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: How are toi able to keep up with Heartsong? She has a haut, retour au début speed that's much higher then the one on your car.
Sean: She keeps spinning out of control on the turns.
Annie: *Passes Sean*
Sean: Okay, I'm in third now. *Sees Mirage, and Mortomis pass him* Really toi two? I swear if one plus person passes me-
Master Sword: *Passes Sean* Sorry.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sean: Now it's time to act like Heartsong.
Mirage: Shit, that can't be good!
Master Sword: Of course it can't be good. She's in first place!
Audience: *Laughing*
Sean: *Rams Master Sword's car*
Master Sword: Ah!! *Spins out, and hits Mortomis' car*
Mortomis: F**K! *Spins out, and hits Mirage's car*
Mirage: Ah! *Hits the wall*
Sean: *Passes Master Sword, Mortomis, and Mirage* Pleasure doing business with you.
Audience: *Laughing*
Annie: toi can't catch up to me.
Sean: Maybe not, but I did get to 3rd place.
Heartsong: This is the final lap, right?
Sean: Yeah, that's why it says lap 2/2.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sean: We're on the 2nd, and final lap.
Annie: toi have one plus turn to make before crossing that finish line.
Heartsong: That's what I was afraid of.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sean: If toi hit the wall-
Heartsong: *Spins out* No, not again!
Audience: *Laughing*
Heartsong: *Hits the wall* Shit.
Annie: *Laughs* I knew that was gonna happen. First place is mine.
Sean: And thanks to toi Heartsong, I am now in 2nd place.
Heartsong: *Backing her car up so she can continue racing*
Mirage: Look out!! *Crashes into Heartsong's car*
The others crashed into Heartsong's car, and they caused a pile up.
Annie: First place is mine.
Sean: *Gets second*
Tom: Well, this was almost enjoyable. It would have been better if Heartsong wasn't being retarded.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: What's up everypony? toi know what time it is, right?
Audience: 4:35 PM.
Tom: Wrong. Well, actually, that's right, but-
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: What I meant was, it's time for bloopers we created during the filming of this episode. Enjoy.
Blooper song: link
Mirage: How many Playstations do toi have?
Sean: Over 9,000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Director: Cut.
Sean: I have every single Playstation in the world!
Audience: *Laughing*
---
Sean: I think we'll race on Special Stage X.
Master Sword: Don't do that. The track is an oval, and it would be perfect for Mirage.
Mirage: Yes, I do have a Nascar after all.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sean: It wouldn't be perfect for Mirage, because instead of turning left, you'll have to turn right.
Audience: *Laughing*
Mirage: WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!!?
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Special guest stars are not allout, loosjgoijd!
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: I can't speak today. I don't know what's going on.
---
Alex: From 3rd Rock From The Sun, French Stewart, in seconde place with negative $17,000.
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*
French: *Has his eyes closed. He does this everytime he talks* Alex, I wanna take toi from behind.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sean: *Cringes* Maybe we oughta give him a better line.
---
French: Uh.... Who is John C- I forgot my line!
Take 2
French: Uh.... Who is John Cowswitch And The castor Brown Band? Thank toi very much, I'll take animal sounds for 800.
Director: Cafferty!
French: Uh oh. *Opens his eyes*
Director: Keep them closed!!
Audience: *Laughing*
---
Corporal Agarn: Alright Dobbs, Duffy, toi know what to do.
Corporal Duffy: *Puts cannonball into cannon*
Corporal Dobbs: *Lights fuse*
When the fuse got to the bottom, the canon, cannon didn't go off.
Corporal Agarn: *Gets angry, and kicks the cannon, but it hurts his hoof* OOWWWW!!!!
Audience: *Laughing*
---
Mirage: I'm close to getting first place.
Sean: Stay out of this toi Ford loving bastard!
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: How are toi able to keep up with Heartsong? She has a- wait a second. *Looks at his controller* My controller is dead.
Director: Plug it in.
Tom: *Plugs controller into playstation* Let's do this again from the top.
The End
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Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.
Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: We have some good news!
Master Sword: Me, and Tom have just gotten back from starring in a movie.
Audience: Cool.
Tom: Damn right it's cool. We starred as two bad guys in a film called CHiPs. The main villain was Gordon Suite-
Master Sword: And we also got to meet Larry Wilcox, and Erik Estrada. It was awesome!
Tom: salut Master Sword, suivant time toi interrupt me, let me know first.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: Today's crossover parody-
Tom: Did toi hear what I said?
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: No.
Tom: I told toi not to interrupt me without a warning. Also, don't try to steal my job. Today's crossover parody, Little Red Robin Hood.
Audience: HA! *Laughing*
Master Sword: Little Red Riding capuche, hotte gets a bow & arrow, and robs everyone she sees.
Audience: *Laughing*
Little Red Robin capuche, hotte
Starring Tom Foolery as Robin capuche, hotte
Master Sword as Little John
Applebloom as Little Red Riding capuche, hotte
Granny Smith as herself
Saten Twist as "The loup of Trottingham"
Cosmic arc en ciel as Prince John
Snow Wonder as Maiden Marianne
One jour in the forests of Trottingham, Little Red Riding capuche, hotte was going to her grandma.
Little Red Riding Hood: *Walking through the forest of Trottingham with a basket*
loup Of Trottingham: *Walking through the forest* I am the best sheriff in Trottingham.. Well, actually, I'm the only sheriff in Trottingham, because everyone else that works for the law is a constable.
Audience: *Laughing*
Little Red Riding Hood: *Passes the sheriff*
loup of Trottingham: Stop right there!
Little Red Riding Hood: Ah!!
loup Of Trottingham: par order of Prince John, toi must give me everything in that basket.
Little Red Riding Hood: Why don't toi just take the basket away from me? Why do toi have to tell me that something is getting stolen?
Audience: *Laughing*
loup Of Trottingham: Good question. I'll make sure to ask-
Little Red Riding Hood: *Runs away*
loup Of Trottingham: She did not just do that.
Audience: *Laughing*
loup Of Trottingham: Oh well. I'll just get there first par breaking the 4th wall, which is something that goes on a lot in this show.
Audience: *Laughing, and cheering*
At Little Red Riding Hood's house
Little Red Riding Hood: Grandma? I got toi something.
loup Of Trottingham: *Disguised as grandma* What is it dear?
Little Red Riding Hood: Wait a second. toi ain't grandma.
loup Of Trottingham: Damnit! *Gets out of disguise* How did toi know it was me?
Little Red Riding Hood: Because there's only one poney who can make great disguises
Robin capuche, hotte was disgused as Little Red Riding capuche, hotte throughout this entire story.
Audience: *Cheering*
loup Of Trottingham: toi won't get away with this.
Robin Hood: Why not? I'm Robin Hood.
loup Of Trottingham: toi won't get away, because Prince John is here...
Prince John: *Walks in with Maiden Marianne as hostage*
loup Of Trottingham: With the l’amour of your life.
Tom: Nice try, but Prince John is actually...
Little John: *Takes off his Prince John costume*
Audience: *Laughing*
Robin Hood: Little John.
loup Of Trottingham: Uh oh. *Runs away*
Little John: That was great. He won't screw with us anymore.
Robin Hood: toi two were terrific. *Hugs Maiden Marianne* Especially you. *Kisses her*
Audience: *Clapping*
The End
On the suivant part of this episode
Mortomis gets a job.
Theme Song: link
Master Sword: Come on Tom, let's go meet the others.
Tom: Right behind you.
Double Scoop: *Standing on rue corner*
Aina: *Runs out of her house*
Sunny: Hey, wait for me. *Flying in the middle of the street*
Saten Twist: *Polishing his chain saw, but stops to go meet the others*
Pleiades: *Arrives at corner*
Mortomis: *Standing suivant to Double Scoop*
Tom: plus ponies!!
Snow Wonder: *Arrives in a brand new Corvette*
Cosmic Rainbow: *Flies from the clouds*
Heartsong: *Climbs out of a manhole*
Annie: *Arrives on a bicycle*
Blaze: *Flies out of a house window, and lands suivant to Tom*
Sophie Shimmer: *Gets off of a slow moving bus*
Astrel Sky: *Appears out of nowhere with magic*
Sean: *Lands behind Astrel Sky with a parachute*
All: We live together on the block!
Audience: *Clapping*
Announcer: Okay, stop the song! We need to keep this thing rolling.
Audience: *Laughing*
Episode 19: Perhaps This Wasn't A Good Idea
Sean was walking with Tom, and Master Sword through town.
Sean: So I start to ignore him, but he keeps asking me, what does the renard say?
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: That must be very annoying.
Sean: toi don't know the half of it. Anyway, the bus driver hears him, and after he says what does the renard say for his twentieth time, the bus driver tells him, the renard says shut up.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: *Laughs* What did he do after that?
Sean: He explained to the bus driver that he was asking me a question. The driver then says, that hedgehog is ignoring you, and I don't blame him.
Master Sword: And then?
Sean: Shortly after that, I tell the renard obsessed bastard that he's so loud, everyone in Manehattan can hear him.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: I feel sorry for those ponies in Manehattan.
Mortomis arrived, looking very pleased with himself.
Mortomis: Hey, guess what I just did.
Master Sword: toi murdered someone.
Audience: *Laughing*
Mortomis: No, only Saten Twist does that.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: toi bought a gun.
Mortomis: No. I already got twelve of those.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sean: toi a volé, étole a Cadillac?
Mortomis: Close, I a volé, étole a Buick.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: Is that what toi wanted to tell us?
Mortomis: No. What I did was get a job as a cashier.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Really?
Sean: That's the worst job imaginable!
Mortomis: toi say that now, but when I become a billionaire, you'll be sorry.
Tom: How the hell are toi going to make that amount of money?
Mortomis: Are toi idiots, ou what? I can take the money out of the cash register when nopony is looking.
Audience: Oooh!
Sean: Your manager will count the money, and know it's missing.
Mortomis: toi worry too much. I'm gonna get a lot of money, and no one will know about it. *Checks his watch* Speaking of which, I better get going. *Runs away*
Sean: Is he always a nutcase?
Tom: Only on Thursdays.
Audience: *Laughing*
Coming up next, it's The Story Of Corporal Agarn
The Story of Corporal Agarn
Theme song
Though he goes on a rage from time to time
He is a very good friend of mine
And in Fort Courage he is well known as
Corporal Agarn
Starring Master Sword as Corporal Agarn
Tom Foolery as Captain Parmenter
Saten Twist as Sargent O' Rourke
Mortomis as Dobbs, the bugler
Snow Wonder as Wrangler Jane
Cosmic arc en ciel as Corporal Vanderbilt
Blaze as Corporal Duffy
Sean as Chief Wild Eagle
and Sonic as Crazy Cat
Previously, everyone in F Troop was alerted of the arrival of a colonel. The soldiers want to please the colonel, but things aren't going well.
Corporal Agarn, and Sargent O' Rourke rode humans to the Hikawi Camp.
Chief Wild Eagle: What can I do for you?
Sargent O' Rourke: We want to pretend we're buying land from your tribe in order to impress this colonel visiting us.
Chief Wild Eagle: I need extra money, so why don't we make it real?
Audience: *Laughing*
Corporal Agarn: But Chief, toi don't gain any money when giving your land away to us.
Chief Wild Eagle: I need extra money, but I will make price fair. I pay toi $24, and a bottle of booze.
Sargent O' Rourke: Now wait a minute Chief, you're out of line.
Chief Wild Eagle: Seems fair to me.
Audience: *Laughing*
Chief Wild Eagle: toi ponies buy entire island of Manehattan for same price.
Audience: *Laughing*
Corporal Agarn: Oh it was a lousy deal Chief. In a hundred years ou so, it won't be worth a nickel.
Audience: *Laughing*
Chief Wild Eagle: No, ponies are very smart about real estate. Remember when toi first come here? *Leans down to pick up a stick, and slowly waves it through the air* This once Hikawi Territory, then toi barge in, and make us divide our land. *Hits himself in the head with the stick, and breaks it in half*
Audience: *Laughing*
While Agarn, and the sarge were gone, Captain Parmenter had his troops lined up.
Captain Parmenter: Where is Agarn, and O' Rourke?
Corporal Duffy: Maybe they went to bring me the Alamo!
Audience: *Laughing*
Corporal Dobbs: There's no way two ponies could lift that up par their selves.
Corporal Duffy: Why not? I could.
Audience: *Laughing*
Colonel Yorning: *Arrives* Attention, I am the poney inspecting your fort. I am Colonel Yorning.
Captain Parmenter: Good morning Yorning.
Audience: *Laughing*
Colonel Yorning: *Counting soldiers* toi a dit that toi had twelve soldiers here, correct?
Captain Parmenter: Yes, why?
Colonel Yorning: I see that two of your soldiers are missing.
Captain Parmenter: Oh, Sargent O' Rourke, and Corporal Agarn are missing.
Colonel Yorning: Why are they missing?
Captain Parmenter: They went to buy plus land for our fort from a group of Indians.
Just then, the two soldiers returned.
Captain Parmenter: Sargent, how did it go?
Sargent O' Rourke: Not good Captain. They didn't give us any land.
Colonel Yorning: Ha!
Audience: *Laughing*
Corporal Agarn: But they did give us twelve bottles of scotch.
Audience: *Laughing*
Colonel Yorning: Well, that's even better. I'll take eight of your bottles, and put in a good rapporter for Fort Courage.
Captain Parmenter: Deal.
Ponies: *Singing* Though he goes on a rage from time to time, he is a very good friend of mine. And in Fort Courage he is well known as, Corporal Agarn.
Dobbs: *Playing the clairon, bugle poorly*
Corporal Agarn: I'm warning toi Dobbs!
Audience: *Laughing*
Up next, it's The Movie Studio
The Movie Studio
Starring
Blaze as Director Nick
Astrel Sky as Roxy
Saten Twist as Connor
Tom Foolery as Louis
Cosmic arc en ciel as Tobias "Toby"
Sunny as Alinah
Double Scoop as Mason
And Aina as Leah
The an is 1927. Louis has been starring in films for MGM for two years.
Director Nick: Alright Louis, I want toi to follow the Rolls Royce. Tobias is going to coast down the hill, and toi have to stop him.
Louis: *Dressed as a police pony* What's my line?
Director Nick: toi have no lines.
Louis: I gotta have one. I know there won't be any sound, but a cop has to say something.
Audience: *Laughing*
Director: Don't say anything, and stop Tobias in the car.
Louis: I can do that.
Director Nick: Good. *Goes behind the camera, and talks in a megaphone* And action!!
The band played this song: link
Tobias: *Goes down the colline in his car*
Louis: *Running down the colline as fast as he can*
Director Nick: Good, good. Tobias, slow down once toi get close to the Railroad crossing, then turn left.
Tobias: *Slows down, and turns left onto the train tracks*
Director Nick: Fantastic. Louis, get in that car.
Louis: *Jumps onto the car, and opens the door, but falls down*
Audience: Oh!
Director Nick: Cut.
Tobias: *Stops*
Band: *Stops playing their music*
Louis: *Gets up*
Director Nick: Louis, are toi okay?
Louis: I think so.
Director Nick: Alright. toi need to keep your balance when standing on the car.
Louis: I'm not good at multi tasking.
Audience: *Light laughter*
Director Nick: Alright, let's take this scene from the top.
Leah: *Arrives* Telegram sir.
Director Nick: *Reads the telegram* Oh shit.
Leah: Everything okay?
Director Nick: films are starting to be filmed with sound.
Leah: How is that possible?
Director Nick: Don't ask me, I just found out about it!
Audience: *Light laughter*
Louis: *Arrives* What's the problem Nick?
Director Nick: We need to get cameras that can record sound while filming.
Louis: How is that possible?
Director Nick: Don't ask me, I just found out about it.
Audience: *Laughing*
Connor: *Arrives* Are we ready for the suivant scene yet?
Louis: Not yet Connor. We just got some big news.
Director Nick: It is now possible to record films with sound.
Connor: How is that possible?
Louis: Don't ask Nick, he just found out about it!
Audience: *Laughing*
Connor: I was asking you.
Louis: I just found out about it as well.
Director Nick: Alright, we need to get new cameras, brand new ones.
The suivant day.
Director Nick: Alright, we're gonna do this just like we did yesterday, minus the falling off the car.
Audience: *Light laughing*
Louis: Do I have any lines this time?
Director Nick: What did I just say? We're doing this just like we did yesterday, and yesterday I told toi toi had no lines.
Audience: *Laughing*
Louis: Tobias has a line.
Director Nick: No he doesn't.
Louis: Yeah he does. He has a railway line. To drive on.
Audience: *Laughing*
Director Nick: Let's déplacer on.
Everyone got in their places, and Director Nick shouted out...
Director Nick: Action!
The band played this song: link
Tobias: *Goes down the colline in his car*
Louis: *Running down the colline as fast as he can*
Tobias: *Slows down, and turns left onto the train tracks*
Louis: *Jumps onto the car, and opens the door*
Director Nick: We're making progress now.
Tobias: *Gets a flat tire, and gets the car stuck on the train tracks*
Audience: *Laughing*
Director Nick: Cut!
Everyone stopped what they were doing.
Director Nick: Okay, how did that happen?
Tobias: I don't know, but it could be worse.
Train Driver: *Blows the whistle of his train*
Louis: It's worse.
Audience: *Laughing*
They ran away from the car, and saw it get hit par a train.
Tobias: Aw man! There goes a luxurious automobile, wasted.
Up next, Mortomis continues stealing money from cash registers.
Mortomis was currently working as a cashier at ShopRite.
Customer: *Gives Mortomis a one hundred dollar bill* Thank you.
Mortomis: Thank you. Have a good day. *Looks around, and sees that no one is looking at him. He sticks the hundred dollar bill into his pocket*
Audience: *Laughing*
Mortomis: Tom, and all of the others are idiots. I told them that being a cashier is awesome, and they don't believe me.
Saten Twist: *Appears with two boxes of Cookie Crisps* Hey, how's it going?
Mortomis: Good, and you?
Saten Twist: Fine. Tell me, when did toi get this job?
Mortomis: Yesterday.
Saten Twist: toi know being a cashier is stupid, right?
Audience: *Laughing*
Mortomis: Somepony has to do it.
Saten Twist: Fair enough.
Ponies: *Forming a line behind Saten Twist* Hurry up with your biscuits, cookies asshole!
Saten Twist: Go buy plus shit toi don't need, and get poor toi dicks!
Audience: *Laughing*
Saten Twist: I also heard from Tom, and Master Sword that somepony maybe working as a cashier in order to steal money. Is it possible that toi know who I'm talking about?
Mortomis: *Looks down at the floor* No.
Saten Twist: Look me in the eye!
Mortomis: *Looks Saten Twist in the eye, keeping a straight face* No!! For accusing me of doing something like that, the price of your biscuits, cookies will double.
Audience: *Laughing*
Saten Twist: *Leaves*
Mortomis: *Looks at the biscuits, cookies he left behind* Oh well. I heard these were good. Next?
Pony: *Arrives* I have six bananas, five boxes of Lucky Charms, a hotwheels Camaro, four pieces of chicken, and season 7 of Ponies On The Rails on DVD.
Mortomis: Okay, let's see how much that costs.
Manager: *Arrives* ou not.
Audience: *Light laughter*
Mortomis: What?
Manager: Come with me, and you'll find out what I'm talking about.
Mortomis: Can I deal with this customer first?
Manager: No.
Audience: *Light laughter*
They went into the manager's office.
Manager: I heard rumors that toi have been stealing money from our cash registers. Is this true?
Mortomis: It's a rumor, it's not supposed to be true.
Audience: *Laughing*
Manager: Okay toi two, come in.
Tom & Master Sword: *Arrives*
Mortomis: What are toi two doing here?
Tom: We videotaped toi before Saten arrived.
Mortomis: He was in on this?
Master Sword: No, he would have recreated Pearl Harbor if we let him rejoindre us.
Audience: *Laughing*
Manager: These two sent me a video of toi during work. I saw it, and I am not happy.
Mortomis: I know, cut to the chase, and let me get back to work.
Audience: *Lightly laughing*
Manager: toi a volé, étole money from our cash registers. toi are fired.
Mortomis: Excuse me for a moment while I get my Tommygun.
Audience: *Laughing*
Coming up next, it's the bloopers.
Tom: It's time for bloopers, but first, brony of the month.
Master Sword: *Arrives* For June 2015, the brony of the mois is Windwakerguy430.
Audience: *Ragequitting*
Tom: Uh, what was that all about?
Master Sword: I don't know. Anyway, windwakerguy43 is responsible for making bad cul, ass reviews in his series, What's Your Take?
Tom: He also makes very funny parodies.
Master Sword: And that is why he is Brony of the month. Now, start the bloopers.
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loup Of Trottingham: toi won't get away with this.
Robin Hood: Why not? I'm Robin Hood.
loup Of Trottingham: toi won't get away, because Prince John is here...
Prince John: *Walks in with Maiden Marianne as hostage*
loup Of Trottingham: With the l’amour of your life.
Tom: Nice try, but Prince John is actually...
Mortomis: *Takes off his Prince John costume*
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Wrong actor!!
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Mortomis: Hey, guess what I just did.
Master Sword: toi murdered someone.
Audience: *Laughing*
Mortomis: No, only Chuck Norris does that.
Sean: NO ONE GIVES A F*CK ABOUT CHUCK NORRIS!!!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Take 2
Mortomis: Hey, guess what I just did.
Master Sword: toi murdered someone.
Audience: *Laughing*
Mortomis: No, only Saten Twist does that.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: toi bought a gun.
Mortomis: No. I already got twelve of those.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sean: toi a volé, étole a Cadillac?
Mortomis: Close, I a volé, étole a Bugatti. *Sings* I woke up in a new bugatti.
Director: Cut!
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Chief Wild Eagle: I need extra money, but I will make price fair. I pay toi $24, and a bottle of booze.
Sargent O' Rourke: Now wait a minute Chief, you're out of line.
Chief Wild Eagle: Seems fair to me.
Audience: *Laughing*
Chief Wild Eagle: toi ponies buy entire island of Manehattan for same price.
Audience: *Laughing*
Corporal Agarn: Oh it was a lousy deal Chief. In a hundred years ou so, it won't be worth a nickel.
Audience: *Laughing*
Chief Wild Eagle: No, ponies are very smart about real estate. Remember when toi first come here? *Leans down to pick up a stick, and slowly waves it through the air* This once Hikawi Territory, then toi barge in, and make us divide our land. *Hits himself in the head with the stick three times, but it doens't break* Jésus christ!
Audience: *Laughing*
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Director Nick: Good. *Goes behind the camera, and talks in a megaphone* And action!!
The band played this song: link
Tobias: *Goes down the colline in his car*
Louis: *Running down the colline as fast as he can*
Director Nick: Good, good. Tobias, slow down once toi get close to the Railroad crossing, then turn left.
Tobias: *Slows down, and turns left onto the train tracks*
Director Nick: Fantastic. Louis, get in that car.
Louis: *Jumps onto the car, and opens the door, but falls down* It's a blooper inside a blooper!
Everyone started to laugh.
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Director Nick: Alright, we're gonna do this just like we did yesterday, minus the falling off the car.
Audience: *Light laughing*
Louis: Do I have any lines this time?
Director Nick: What did I just say? We're doing this just like we did yesterday, and yesterday, aw f**k I forgot my line.
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Customer: *Gives Mortomis a one hundred dollar bill* Thank you.
Mortomis: Thank you. Have a good day. *Looks around, and sees that no one is looking at him. He sticks the hundred dollar bill into his pocket* I am now going to make a copy of the one hundred dollar bill I recieved. *Pulls out seven one hundred dollar bills* Shit, that's too many!
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Saten Twist: I also heard from Tom, and Master Sword that somepony maybe working as a cashier in order to steal money. Is it possible that toi know who I'm talking about?
Mortomis: *Looks down at the floor* No.
Saten Twist: Look me in the eye!
Mortomis: *Looks Saten Twist in the eye, keeping a straight face* No!! For accusing me of doing something like that, the price of your biscuits, cookies will double.
Saten Twist: *Runs away with the cookies*
The End
Song (Start at 3:18): link
Shayne: Hope toi enjoyed those episodes, and I also hope toi enjoy the music.
Men: *Dancing as they walk past Shayne*
Shayne: *Watching the dancers* I guess that réponses my question. See toi in part 2 at 8:30.
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