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Okay, so after a whole week when I a dit “The Resident Evil 4 review will be out tomorrow”, I am finally going to do the actual review. Yeah, I know, I should have done it sooner, but toi know, school and finals and junk. Anyway, how about that review. We all know that Resident Evil is one of the best horror franchises out there. It managed to make survival horror what it is today. Sure, we may have just gotten out of the dark ages of Resident Evil, what with Resident Evil 6 being a Michael baie movie and Umbrella Corps being the worst thing ever, but I think Resident Evil VII is a step in the right direction. Hell, it’s better than whatever the hell Konami is doing to Silent Hill. But, aside from that, there was a time when a plus action oriented Resident Evil was the best thing ever. And I am not talking about Resident Evil 3. Maybe another time. No, I want to talk about something better. And that is a game called Resident Evil 4



Now, I am going to start off this review par saying this… I don’t think Resident Evil 4 is a good horror game. Now hang on, before toi castrate me with a ours trap, let me explain. I do not, I repeat, DO NOT, think Resident Evil 4 is a bad game. In no way at all. I think Resident Evil 4 is one of the greatest and most genre refining games of all time. Hell, I like it plus than Silent colline 2… As a game, anyway. As a horror game, however… Yeah, that’s where I think Resident Evil 4 lacks, but, despite bringing it up that much, we’ll talk about why later on. First, let’s get into the story. So, six years after the Raccoon City Outbreak, Leon S. Kennedy… Somehow ends up working as the president’s bodyguard. Yeah, he goes from his first jour as a police officer to the president’s guard. I guess surviving a zombie outbreak gives toi special privileges. Anyway, on his first assignment, Leon is tasked with finding the president’s daughter, Ashley Ghramm. So, Leon travels to an unspecified area in Spain where he soon finds it overrun with crazed villagers called Ganados, who are infected with a dangerous mind controlling parasite known as Las Plagas. Along the way, toi will run into enemies with other Spanish names. These include the giant mutated monster known as El Gigante (The Giant), man-eating chiens called Colmillos (Fangs), Las Plagas infested Suits – Avocats sur Mesure of armor called Armadura (Armor… yeah, these names aren’t so cool when they’re translated, huh?). Now, the game may be silly… And it is. But damn if it isn’t amazing.



Resident Evil 4 is a game that is amazing just for being so… simple. Okay, to be fair, it was different back then. Back when shooters were average to come across at the least, Resident Evil 4 was a game that dominated the shooter market at the time. The game has an over-the-shoulder third person perspective that isn’t awful… Like Fallout’s third person. The game will have toi use many different firearms to fend off your enemies, from handguns to shotguns to rifles to… whatever the dart gun is. The world of Resident Evil 4 doesn’t revolve around exploration and taking one puzzle item to a different puzzle. Instead, it’s very linear, and toi are to follow a set path from one location to the next. It manages to surprise me every time though, and always manages to be very fun to explore. I remember how shocked I was when I found a seconde papillon lamp par going out a window when I was searching for all the treasure. I never knew that before buying the treasure map. Aside from killing enemies and keeping Ashley from sticking her face into a ours trap and tripwire, toi can also look for treasures. toi could just sell them on their own, but a better idea is to see if toi can combine treasures together to sell them for higher amounts. Money, believe it ou not, is a very necessary thing in this game, as toi can buy upgrades, new weapons, maps, and health, but no ammo for whatever reason. And finally, one of the best things to try out in the main game is the shooting range. There are four different shooting ranges with four different modes. Completing all of them will reward toi with special bottlecaps with the game’s characters. They are kinda pointless, but damn if they don’t give toi that extra bit of push to keep trying out the shooting range.



Now, with most of the gameplay out of the way, let’s look at the characters. Well, Leon is here to save Ashley. How is she? Well…. I mean, I can see why everyone would hate Ashley. She stands around, screams, and is easily captured, but I never had that much trouble. That’s not to say carrying her around like a mule was without problems. She would always just yell whenever I was gone for five seconds, run headlong into ours traps, and would refuse to déplacer when a regenerator was already swatting at her, and just crouched in place until she died. If toi ask me, tell her to wait in the poubelle, benne à ordures (Right where she belongs). It makes things way easier. Aside from her, you’ve got Luis Sera, the Spanish man. He’s funny and really kills it… ironically, considering… Well, spoilers, spoilers. Anyway, we have the lovely Osmund Saddler, the main antagonist and evil cultist. All I know is that he is able to control his Las Plagas… somehow, so when he becomes totally and utterly fucked in his monster form, he can just fix it and turn himself back to normal, unlike most Resident Evil villains. Then you’ve got Salazar. He’s a high-pitched midget……. Remember, this is a horror game. Jack Krauser is shit- I mean, Jack Krauser’s an asshole- I mean…. I’ll get to Jack Krauser later. And finally, you’ve got the best character of them all. The loveable and huggable Merchant. Every time I see the Merchant, I get the same amount of comfort from him I got from Barry in the first game, and that is always good in my book.



Now, we all know that Resident Evil 4 is a classic game with few flaws. But few flaws just means that there are still some flaws to be found. Like the quick time events. I know that everyone hates on the massive escort mission and while I can easily agree with that, it was never too big of an issue for me (Maybe I just have a higher tolerance for this sort of stuff), but what I was mostly pissed about was the quick time events. It doesn’t matter how sudden they are, if toi don’t get that button pressed in that instant, toi are either going to take damage, or, in most cases, toi are going to die. This is what I hate most about the Jack Krauser fights… Yes, fights. Plural. As in plus than one awful fight. Jack’s first fight is the worst, since toi just have to hit the right button at the right moment. If toi screw up, toi are forced to do the whole fight again. This is completely unskippable each time toi play this game and it is just one of the dullest, most tedious parts of the game. Jack’s other fight, thankfully, isn’t as bad… Until toi notice that toi have to kill him within a time limit. And this guy sucks up bullets like a sponge, it took me a while to realise that he is weak to knives…. Yes, your melee couteau does plus damage to him then the Striker. You’ve got to be kidding me with this shit. Thankfully, that’s just one awful fight in this game. I can forgive the others… Mostly because they weren’t just awful quick time events. Also, this complaint is a nitpick for me, but what’s with the world? toi start out in a rural village, makes sense. Then toi go to a castle, alright, odd, but maybe part of the architecture. And lastly, toi go to a heavily secured prison island…. What? Maybe it’s just me, but I find it funny and kinda dumb that toi go from a château to a maximum security prison. I mean this island has a laser room for God’s sake.



Alright, so I think I talked about the gameplay and characters and what little story toi care about enough. I think now is the time to discuss the horror of the game, as all Corner of Horror reviews go. And trust me, though Resident Evil has very few horrifying moments, when it does montrer them, it’s very intense. First off, let’s talk about everyone’s most known moment of horror in Resident Evil 4, the Regenerators. Everyone who has anything associated with Resident Evil 4 knows about these guys and everyone I know is terrified of them. Even if toi know what toi are getting into, these things still shock and scare you. The Regenerators are a created B.O.W that is nearly impossible to kill. They will slowly lumber towards toi and will attempt to eat toi alive, even stretching their limbs to grab you. If toi shoot them in the head ou in the torso, it won’t slow them down. It will just fix itself up in a matter of seconds. And if toi shoot their legs, it only makes the situation worse, because they’ll just jump at toi like some frog from hell. These guys suck up so much ammo, but if toi have an infrared sniper scope, toi can find their weak spots, and shoot them. But toi still have to deal with their haunting breathing as they wobble towards you. And these guys are just about everywhere once toi first run into them, popping up all over the place at around every corner. And I mean literally right around the very suivant corner, just standing there, wanting to take a bite out of Leon. And don’t even get me started on the Iron Maidens. Those spikes on them just make the situation a whole lot worse. But I think what is better is the subtle use of the Bag. Now, what is The Bag? Well, in chapter 5-4, there is a dumpster, and inside the poubelle, benne à ordures is a white bag. If toi look at the bag, it will begin to struggle, montrer toi that there is something alive inside the bag. What is it and what is it doing inside a bag, ou a poubelle, benne à ordures even? No one knows, and Capcom sure as hell never told us. Is it a monster, is it another villager, is it a failed experiment, ou could it be an animal? We may never know, but what I can say for certainty is that I l’amour this Bag. And finally, this sort of horror is a lot plus depressing horror…. Almost like Silent colline 2 (I really need to stop comparing things to Silent colline 2). We already know about the Ganados that come at us in packs with sickles, axes, knives, and pitchforks, and that shooting, stabbing, and suplexing them is hilarious. But after toi beat the game, for whatever reason, this game about an American searching for the president’s daughter while killing a cult of parasite carrying Europeans in a château and prison, tries it’s hardest to depress toi with the end credits, montrer toi the life of the villagers in the past. They were all friendly and kind and lived a normal life, before the cult, Los Illuminados, came and injected them with the parasite, making them violent and evil within their residence (Jesus Christ). toi could say that this did the whole Resident Evil VII thing about kind people turned evil, but I felt it was done better in Resident Evil VII. But, I guess it was very effective for what it was.



It’s not hard to see that Resident Evil 4 is one of the best video games of all time, and debatably the best Resident Evil game out of them all. I can say that it is definitely a haut, retour au début contender for the category of best Resident Evil game. Is it the scariest game ever? No. Hell, it isn’t even the scariest Resident Evil game. But as a videogame, in general, Resident Evil 4 is one of the best. If toi want a game that has a nice blend of creepy atmosphere mixed in with some of the best gameplay of the sixth generation, toi can get it easily. This game came out on several consoles back in the day, and is now out for download on Xbox One and PS4, so it’s pretty easy to get ahold of. And it’s worth every penny. Take care

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Back when I was so poor, toi would find pain to be the greatest meal ever, me and my brother would always go around the abandoned houses and try to find whatever we could. Sometimes we would find some awesome stuff, and sometimes, we get nothing. It was mostly the latter. Though, there was this one time that was rather… not what we expected. We were in, of course, Middletown. He town of prostitutes, gang violence, and easy to find games at the pawnshops. While me and my brother were walking, we came across yet another abandoned house. This place looked like your typical abandoned meth lab...
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Jared: Hey, we haven’t gotten Lost in a while, you’re really getting the hang of this, Wikipedia!

Wikipedia: What can I say? I’m a master of direction, and holding maps… Heheh! ;D

*Drops Map*

Jared: ...…….

Jared: toi STUPID MOTHER FUUUUUUUUU-

*FLASH*

Wind: Looks like somebody dropped the map again.

Wikipedia: HE DID IT! I’M INNOCENT I TELL YA! *Runs Away*

Wind: *Grabs Wiki* Just where do toi think YOU’RE going….

Wikipedia: o____O

Wind: You’re staying here to help with my list. Any objections and I’ll shatter your Bones with a battering ram.

Wikipedia: YES SIR! D:

Jared: Well…....
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Here we are, the fourth Zelda game on this liste and one that I have heard many people call one of the best from their childhood, and while I didn’t get a chance to play it until much later in my life, when I did play it, I can definitely see why this one was considered a classic par many at the time. Cause damn, Twilight Princess is something else.
Twilight Princess follows Link as he goes on a quest to chercher items dropped par the gods of the kingdom, and then later, shards of the Mirror of Twilight, to stop the evil king Zant and something about Ganondorf, because he can just never leave...
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Sean: Well, this sounds sad for a Christmas song.
Master Sword: Wait for it.
Sean: Oh, never mind. It doesn't sound sad anymore.

Tom gets surrounded par a cercle of chant ponies.

Tom: I feel honored. Thank toi everyone for surrounding me while chant this... *Cries* Wonderful song! I can't stop crying, it's so beautiful!!
Master Sword: Stop crying!!! *Catches on fire* RAAAAAAAAAAAAGE!!!!!!!!!!!!
Rainbow Dash: Shut up Master Sword. Let's get the story started.
Tom: *Still crying* Oh right, How Gilda a volé, étole Christmas.
Rainbow Dash: We're going back to Black & White everyone.

Everypony down...
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Creepypastas… I don’t like them. There was once a time when I was the biggest Creepypasta fan. I read every story, and I knew everything there was to know about them… I was a total idiot. Now, if toi like Creepypasta, that’s fine. Like whatever toi want. But when I hear the word “creepypasta”, I don’t think of something scary, I think of a bunch of annoying emo teenagers with emotions killing people in overly gory fashion. And that’s not scary. It’s stupid. Yet, no matter how hard I try to avoid it, these creepypastas are everywhere, and there the kind that get the most recognition....
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Hey, what’s up guys. Its Scarce here. And today, we have a double upload.
Okay, I’m gonna stop that right now and just talk about the game. So this entry was considered Grasshopper’s most divisive game, well, until a game later in the liste shows up, but we’ll get there when we get there. Anyway, this game was divisive because it was considered a game so un-Grasshopper and would be dated with it’s references in a few years. But it’s on this list, so toi already know how I feel, so let’s talk about Lollipop Chainsaw.
Lollipop Chainsaw follows Juliet Starling, the busty, attractive,...
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Con Mane: Diamond Tiara's Are Forever - 2013


 Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see. Pingas
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see. Pingas


Number 7, and counting. I present to everyone Diamond Tiara's Are Forever.

Starring

Doughnut Joe................................Con Mane
Diamond Tiara...............................Miss. Filly
Silverspoon....................................Miss. Silver
Carrot Top.....................................Bambi
Berry Punch...................................Thumper
Pinkie Pie..............................................P
Spike.....................................................S
Discord............................................Ernst...
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So let me start this article off par saying I’m a fucking idiot. A few years ago, I made an article called haut, retour au début Ten Japan-Only Games, back when I did this horrible thing called haut, retour au début tens, and I truly was the Watchmojo of this website. On that list, I included a little Konami game called Shadow of Memories for the Xbox, stating that it did come to Europe, but not to America. Well it turns out it did. Only the Xbox version never came to America. But the PS2 version did, under a new title, Shadow of Destiny, for some reason. Why was it changed from Memories to Destiny? I don’t know. Point is,...
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(Cody stands in front of Wind outside as Wind sits on a bench)
Cody: So Wind, remember when toi a dit that Mal-Mart barely pays their employees
Wind: Yes
Cody: Well, toi were right… but, with lots of hard work, and having to sacrifice our food, James and I were able to buy a car for us to use
Wind: Wait… toi two have a license to drive
Cody: Of course. Got it from a Cheery U cereal box. Anyway, here is the new car
(Nothing happens)
Cody: James, toi gotta montrer the car when I say that
James: Just give me a second. This shift stick is stuck (Drives up to the two in a white golf cart)
Wind: … This...
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In 1931, the classic horror movie monster, Dracula, made his film debut. It was one of the major horror movie classics along with Frankenstein, Wolfman, and The Mummy. It was later followed par a bunch of sequels, ranging from good, to total garbage. Never did any of them ever live up to the glory of the classic Dracula movie. They tried (Most of the time), but never could they capture the same feeling as the classic 1931 movie. But, the closest we had ever gotten to being the suivant successful Dracula movie (In my opinion), was Francis Ford Coppola’s Dracula.



Now, sadly, the classic 1931...
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Wind: (At the pharmacy getting pills)
Cody: (Runs in) Wind, did toi hear
Wind: ….. No.
Cody: That knew superhero movie par MC is out
Wind: toi mean the one where they turned one of their characters into an emo?
Cody: It looks stupid at first, but it’s actually really cool. Didn’t toi hear about it
Wind: Well, donné that I can’t get away from it no matter where I look (Sees the movie advertised on several posters, billboards, and newspapers) Yeah, I heard about it
Cody: Oh, I can’t wait to see it
Wind: I can wait, however (Looks through the pills)
Cody: What are toi looking for?
Wind: I need...
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(The following is not meant to be taken seriously. Please do not murder and then sue me)

So, toi failed at everything else in life and want to become Youtube famous? Well, it’s your lucky day, toi sad fuck, because I am going to tell toi how toi can become internet famous in just five easy ways.

Step 1: Do A Review

Now, your review (Or rather, your pointless opinion that no one gives a shit about) is what makes a perfect review. Weather it’s movie, ou tv shows, ou anime, ou the most overused of them, games, toi too can be the perfect whore par pleasuring companies with a folded hundred dollar...
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