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A fanfiction taking place during the late 1800's

Strike

In Pittsburgh, lots of ponies working in the steel mills did not like working conditions, and often went on strike. This story takes place during the Homestead Strike of 1892.

One of the workers James, did not want anything to do with the strike, but two weeks before it began, some of his Friends decided to make him change his mind.

James: *Working*
Larry: *talking with Jack*
James: *sees Larry, but ignores them*
Larry: Jack, I'm telling you. Everyday we get here, things just seem to be getting worse.
Jack: What do toi mean?
Larry: The working conditions. It seems like, working here just gets plus dangerous. If only Andrew Carnegie got somepony else to take control of this plant.
Jack: Well, now that toi mention it, he has been doing a poor job of getting the AA to leave us alone. It's been nearly three years since they've wanted to make some kind of a bargaining agreement with Frick.
Larry: They also had a strike during that all.
Jack: Yeah. I really hope things get better, otherwise we'll have to get everypony to rejoindre in with us, and go on strike.
James: (I can't stand it anymore. They're talking about something important, and I'm sure they want me to rejoindre in.) *walks to Larry*
Jack: James, nice of toi to rejoindre us.
James: Uhm. Sure. What are toi two talking about?
Larry: We're planning to go on strike.
James: Seriously, again? We've been going for nearly three years without a strike.
Jack: It ain't our fault. The AA won't leave us alone. If they're going to keep pestering us, we'll just pester them back. Don't tell anypony yet, but I've got some pistolets at my house. I'll bring them here, and we'll use 'em when the time's right.
James: I don't want to get involved.
Larry: Of course toi do, just promise toi won't tell anypony?
James: Yeah, whatever.
Larry: Good.

A whistle blew, and all the workers lined up to go home. The work jour was over.

When James returned to his home, his family was waiting for him at the dîner table, tableau

Martha: James. How was your day?
James: About average. Nothing bad happened.
Martha: That's good. How are Larry, and Jack?
James: They're ok, but I'm a little worried.
Martha: Why? What's happening?
James: They're saying our boss isn't doing so good with getting the Union to leave us alone.
Martha: Which union is it?
James: It's the Amalgamated Association of Iron and Steel Workers. We just call them the AA.
Martha: Ok. dîner is almost ready.
James: Alright, I'm starving. Kids, come downstairs.
Toby: *Comes downstairs*
Melissa: *Follows Toby*
Toby: Yes dad?
James: Your dîner is ready.
Martha: *Sets dîner on table* We've got vegetable soup.
Melissa: Aw, come on. Why do we always need soup?
James: I'm sorry Melissa. It's all we can afford. Your mom has no job, and my boss at the steel mill won't pay me much.
Toby: How much do they pay toi dad?
Martha: Toby, that's not something toi ask your father.
James: It's alright Martha. Toby, they only pay me five bits a week. My boss is a greedy, self centered stallion, that only cares about money.
Toby: How does he make the money?
James: par getting railroads to take the steel anywhere it need's to go. They make the prices cheap, and every railroad will want to deliver it for him.
Melissa: That sounds bad.
James: It is bad. toi two promise me, no matter what, toi won't be anything like my boss.
Toby & Melissa: I promise.
James: Good kids. Mother raised toi just right. Now let's eat.

The four ponies start to have their soup.

suivant jour at the steel mill

Andrew: Henry, what's been happening?
Henry: The mills have never been able to turn out the product they should, owing to being held back par the Amalgamated men.
Andrew: Why are they holding us back?
Henry: They want some kind of a bargaining agreement, par June 30th.
Andrew: *Sighs* That's only three days away. Henry, I just want toi to know that even though you're running this mill, I still own it. No steel mill is worth a single drop of blood. Close the mill tomorrow, and the workers will have to go home, and not get paid.

James woke up early suivant morning. He wanted to say hello to his little ponies before they left for school.

Toby: *eating soup*
Melissa: All we get to eat is soup. It's not fair. There has to be something else for us to eat around here.
James: *Arrives* ou at least something else for us to buy.
Toby: Dad!
James: Hello Toby. I thought I'd get up a little earlier than usual, and see toi two before toi left for school.
Toby: Thanks dad.
Melissa: Thank you.
James: Where's your mom?
Toby: She's outside.
James: *Walks out of house*
Martha: *sees James* James, what are toi doing up so early?
James: I just wanted to see the kids.
Martha: You're such a good parent.
James: I don't feel like one.
Martha: Why?
James: I don't get our family enough money for what they want.
Martha: That doesn't mean you're a bad parent James *Hugs James* It's just like toi a dit yesterday. Your boss is greedy.
James: Yeah. I did say he was.
Martha: And you're a great parent. toi always try your best for us, and that's good.
James: Thank toi *Kisses Martha*
Martha: *Kisses James*
James: *Checks clock* Now, I gotta get going.
Martha: So much for seeing us.
James: Unfortunately. I'll see toi when I get back *Leaves house*

Now, walking was the only way for James to get to the steel mills. They didn't have carts, ou humans, ou a railway line going from his house to the steel mill.

Five minutes later, lots of ponies were outside the steel mill, complaining.

Workers: Let us in!! We want to work!!
Henry: Well too bad! I want to get this bargaining agreement over with, but the AA keeps being a pain about it.
James: Jack, what's happening?
Jack: Henry won't let us in.
Larry: It's just like he said. It's all because of that stupid bargaining agreement.
Jack: Henry! Let us in, now!!
Henry: Go away, and come back tomorrow!!
James: I'm going home.
Larry: What are toi talking about? toi can't leave.
James: I can, and I will. Don't toi understand that Frick won't let anypony in? We've got to face facts, and go home. *Walks home*
Jack: *Sighs* I swear Larry. If anything like having us locked out continues, we start the strike.

It was very annoying for James to walk back to his house shortly after going to the steel mill, but it would be worth it to spend plus time with his family. He normally got back accueil from work at 7 PM, now he had the whole jour off, and would get back before 7.

James: *Walks back in house*
Martha: Oh James. What are toi doing back so early?
James: They closed down the mill, and won't let anypony in.
Martha: Seriously?
James: Yes. I even heard one of the workers saying they would make a wire fence, and put snipers on towers.
Martha: Who's crazy idea was that?
James: My boss, Henry Frick.
Martha: plus like Henry Brickhead. What is that mad stallion up to?
James: He's only doing this, because of that bargaining agreement. Now that we workers cannot go in to work, the boss won't pay us.
Martha: I'm sorry to hear that, but at least toi can help me work around the house.
James: toi got it sweetheart. What do toi want me to do?
Martha: Just go dust the attic, clean all the windows.
James: Our children will hardly recognize the place when they get home. *Goes to attic*

While James was cleaning the attic, and all the windows, Martha went to plant vegetables for the soup.

Meanwhile, in Toby, and Melissa's school.

Mr. Fall: Alright. Can anypony tell me when the transcontinental railroad began construction?
Toby: *Raising hand*
Max: 1863.
Mr. Fall: Very good Max. Now how many years il y a was that?
Toby: *Raising hand*
Donald: 29.
Mr. Fall: Great job Donald. Now, one plus math problem. When the transcontinental railroad was completed in 1869, how many years il y a was that from the beginning in 1863?
Toby: *Raising hoof*
Lucy: *Raising hoof*
Mr. Fall: I'm going to choose, Lucy.
Lucy: Five?
Mr. Fall: No, but toi were very close. T-
Lucy: Six, I'm sorry.
Mr. Fall: For what?
Lucy: For getting the wrong answer.
Mr. Fall: That's alright, toi got the right answer after making your mistake. Now, I'll montrer toi ponies one plus thing before the cloche, bell rings for lunch. What do toi know about the steel mills?
Toby: *Raising hoof*
Mr. Fall: Yes Toby?
Toby: I know my dad works at one of them.
Max: Well, you're in trouble.
Toby: Shut up. My dad does a great job there!
Mr. Fall: Toby, you're not allowed to tell anypony to shut up.
Toby: But he insulted me.
Max: That was actually towards your father. He should either get a new job, ou jump off a cliff.
Toby: *stands up* Why, I oughta-
Mr. Fall: Toby, go to the principal!
Toby: What did I do?!
Mr. Fall: toi have disturbed my lesson, and talked rudely to Max. Go, now!
Toby: *Walks toward door* I'm going to kill you.
Mr. Fall: What was that? *Locks door*
Toby: Do toi want me to go to the principal ou not?
Mr. Fall: We do not allow that kind of behavior in this school young man. Go to the corner, and wear the dunce hat.
Toby: This is pathetic. *Walks to corner, and puts on dunce hat*
Mr. Fall: Now then. Who else can tell me what they know about steel mills?
Max: I know they have bad working conditions, and should be burned to the ground.
Mr. Fall: Well, I don't think they should be burned to the ground, but they do have bad working conditions.
Toby: (I swear. One of these days, Max is going to learn his lesson.)

After school, Toby, and Melissa walked home.

Toby: How did your jour go?
Melissa: Mine was good.
Toby: What did toi do?
Melissa: I got an A+ on one of my tests.
Toby: Good for you.
Melissa: What about you? How was your day?
Toby: Mine was bad.
Melissa: Aw, what happened?
Toby: If it's ok with you, I don't want to talk about it.
Melissa: Aw, please.
Toby: Alright, but only because you're my little sister.
Melissa: Yay!
Toby: And toi have to promise not to laugh.
Melissa: Ok.
Toby: Max was making fun of our dad, and humiliated him about working in the steel mills.
Melissa: What did toi do?
Toby: I told him to stop, and I'm the one that gets to sit in the corner with the dunce cap.
Melissa: *Slightly laughing*
Toby: toi a dit toi wouldn't laugh!
Melissa: It's not that *Laughing* Look, to your left.
Toby: *Looks left* What a weird tree!
Melissa: Who knew trees could have green bark, and brown leaves.
Mrs. Miller: I see toi two like the works of my art class.
Toby: Mrs. Miller, your art class did that?
Mrs. Miller: Yes.
Melissa: But why? If it rains, the paint could wash off.
Mrs. Miller: No it won't, but it might get chopped down. Think about it, as long as you've got something planned, toi can always accomplish it if toi set your mind to accomplishing your goals, hopes, and dreams. What kind of hopes, and dreams do toi wish for?
Toby: I want my dad to have a better boss.
Mrs. Miller: That's a hope for your father. What is your hopes, and dreams?
Toby: Trying not to be anything like the boss that my dad has. He told me his boss is greedy, and rude. I don't want to be anything like that.
Mrs. Miller: That's good, and I'm sure it's the same for Melissa too, isn't it?
Melissa: Yes.
Mrs. Miller: Good. Off toi go now.

Toby, and Melissa ran off to tell their parents about what they just saw.

Toby, and Melissa walked home, and told their parents about what they saw.

Martha: A painted tree? How is that possible?
Toby: The art class in our school did it.
James: Whatever will they think of next?
Toby: Maybe someday, a poney will put an engine into a horse carriage, and call it a car.
James: Hmmm.
Toby: It may not sound like a good idea now, but when it does get invented plus ponies will want to try it, and then they'll start creating their own cars. In twenty years ou so, they'll make a lot of changes to the car.
James: Uh, Toby? That's never going to happen at all.
Toby: Just a guess.
Melissa: Hey, I just noticed something. Aren't toi supposed to be at work? toi normally get back par 7.
James: They locked me out, and did the same to every worker.
Toby: Wow. Also, that just reminded me. This poulain, colt in my class was badmouthing you, just because of your job.
James: Well he can badmouth me all he wants. He doesn't know me, and I don't know him. What has he been saying?
Toby: He says that toi should either get a new job, ou jump off a cliff.
James: Well, I'll tell toi one thing Toby. Many of the other workers plan to go on strike, and if that does happen, I'm definitely getting a new job.
Martha: dîner will be ready in thirty minutes.
James: Ok.
Toby: Thanks mom.
Melissa: Thank toi mommy.

Meanwhile, in the steel mills.

Andrew: Henry, I understand your hatred towards the union, but are all the snipers, and water cannons really neccesary?
Henry: Yes. We can't allow the union to shut down this mill.
Andrew: Well...
Henry: What do toi think about what I've done?
Andrew: It is nice. See if toi can reinforce the walls with plus steel.
Henry: We need the workers for that.
Andrew: No we don't. We can do it ourselves. How hard can it be?

Andrew was right. It wasn't hard, but it definitely wasn't easy.

Henry: *Making steel*
Andrew: Good. *Making steel* After reinforcing these walls, we should make some shields in front of them.
Henry: toi got it boss.

So the two ponies continued making steel, so that they could modify the mill. Word soon spread around, and ponies in Pittsburgh started calling the mill, Fort Frick.

The suivant morning, June 29, 1892

Henry: *Laughing* We did it Andrew. The mill has been reinforced, shielded, and now let's watch the union try to get in.
Union Ponies: *Walking towards steel mill*
Andrew: They're coming this way. I see them.
Union Ponies: *Seeing Sniper towers, and water cannons*
Sniper: *About to shoot a union pony*
Henry: Hold your fire. Do not shoot until I tell toi too!
Sniper: *Salutes*
Union Ponies: *Go to entrance* I can't believe they would set up so many sniper towers. *tries to open door* What the hay? The door won't open.
Andrew: Hahahahaha! They can't get in.
Union Captain: Mr. Carnegie! toi let us in, ou the bargaining agreement will be broken!
Henry: We already broke it yesterday.
Union Captain: What are toi talking about?
Henry: We locked out our workers.
Union Captain: Then, we will shut down the mill. toi will regret your decisions. *Leaves*
Union Ponies: *Follow captain*

Shortly after the union left, the workers arrived.

Henry: Not again.
Andrew: What's the matter?
Henry: The workers are here again.
Andrew: Don't let them in.
James: Jack, they've finished making the wired fence, and there seems to be a lot of other modifications.
Jack: That's it. We're going on strike.
James: Good luck with that *About to leave*
Jack: Where do toi think you're going?
James: Back home.
James: Uh, uh. You're going on strike with us. Understand?
James: I've got to get back to my family.
Larry: James, your family can take care of itself. Now, we have to take care of ourself. Us, the workers.
Henry: Hey! Are toi going to leave ou what?!
Jack: Yeah, but toi won't like what we've got for you!

And just like that, the workers left.

Andrew: What did he mean par that?
Henry: They're going on strike.
Andrew: Do toi know how bad this could be?
Henry: Yeah. It could be as bad as the one in 1889.
Andrew: Get some advertisements set. We're getting replacement workers.

The striking workers were determined to keep the plant closed. They secured a steam-powered river launch and several rowboats to patrol the Monongahela River, which ran alongside the plant. Stallions also divided themselves into units along military lines. Picket lines were thrown up around the plant and the town, and 24-hour shifts established. Ferries and trains were watched. Strangers were challenged to give explanations for their presence in town; if one was not forthcoming, they were escorted outside the city limits.

Telegraph communications with AA ponies in other cities were established to keep tabs on the company's attempts to hire replacement workers. Reporters were issued special badges which gave them sûr, sans danger passage through the town, but the badges were withdrawn if it was felt misleading ou false information made it into the news.

Frick was also busy. The company placed ads for replacement workers in newspapers as far away as Boston, St. Foalis and even Europe.

July 4, 1892

Henry: *Walking down street*
Sheriff: *Sees Henry* Mr. Frick. What can I do for toi today?
Henry: I'd like some help.
Sheriff: What kind of help?
Henry: I need toi to stop my workers from going on strike. They've been making everypony hear feel unwelcome.
Sheriff: Everything seems the same to me.
Pony: *Leaving town* Stupid strike. I'm leaving this town!
Sheriff: Ok, I see your point. Let's stop the strike.
??: Ehem!
Henry: Uh, sheriff? This is Philander Knox. He also works for Andrew Carnegie.
Philander: We need plus ponies to stop the strike. Tomorrow, toi have my permission to send eleven deputies to help stop the strike.
Sheriff: What are they going to do?
Philander: They will be giving the strikers handbills, and they'll pay for all the damage they've caused.
Henry: What if it doesn't work?
Philander: Don't be daft. It will work. Just toi wait, and see.
Sheriff: Alright. Tomorrow, I'll dispatch eleven deputies handing out handbills to the strikers. I still think it's a stupid plan, but if that's what toi want, so be it.

The evening of July 4, 1892

James: *Having soup*
Martha: Is everything ok?
James: No. Every worker is going on strike, and they forced me to rejoindre them.
Martha: What are toi talking about?
James: Larry, and Jack. They made me rejoindre them for the strike. I didn't want to, but I had no choice.
Martha: Well, what are toi going to do?
James: What they tell me to do I guess.
Toby: Everything will be ok Dad. Sooner, ou later the strikers will stop, and everything will be ok again.
James: Thanks Toby.
???: *Knocks on door*
James: Hmm, who could that be? *walks to front door*
???: James? Are toi in there?
James: *Opens door* Who are you?
???: I'm Deputy Roebuck. I've heard from somepony named Philander Knox that toi were involved with the homestead strike.
James: Unfortunately, yes.
Deputy Roebuck: *Gives James handbill* Pay us, ou we arrest your family. Good jour *Leaves house*
James: I can't believe this.
Martha: James?
James: I didn't do anything, and they're giving me a HANDBILL!!!! *Rips up handbill*
Melissa: Daddy?
Martha: Kids, go to your room.
Toby & Melissa: *Going to their room*
Martha: James, let's talk about this.
James: No. I'm sorry Martha, but I gotta deal with this tomorrow. They have no right, to give a poney a handbill for something they didn't do! *Leaves house*

James went to talk to Jack, and Larry.

Larry: James. What's up?
James: Some lousy deputy gave me a handbill for nothing.
Jack: We got one of those too.
Larry: What did toi guys do?
Jack: We tore ours up.
James: Same with me. My family is worried, and I want to end this once, and for all.
Jack: What are we going to do though?
James: Tomorrow morning, we get them on a boat, and make them leave this town. Jack, get those pistolets toi were talking about, and give them to everypony that's on strike. After that, we attack on the jour after.
Larry: July 6?
James: Yes. We attack the AA, and the mill on July 6.

On July 5, everypony on strike did exactly what James told them to do.

James: That's everypony, right?
Jack: I think so.
Deputies: *On boat*
Deputy Roebuck: toi can't do this. We'll arrest you!
Larry: We'd like to see toi try that when toi go down river. *Pushes boat*
Deputy: Get some paddles, and row back!
James: *Holding paddles* toi mean these?!
Jack: And good luck trying to row back with your arms, and hooves!
Deputies: Curse you!

And so, the deputies had no way to get back to shore, and continued drifting towards the middle of nowhere

Meanwhile, at the mill

Henry: Ok, the strikers are not stopping, so here's what we must do. Build a fence.
Andrew: What kind of a fence?
Henry: Just a regular one, with barbed wire on the top.
Andrew: *Looks out window* Henry, we're already making a fence like that.
Henry: Oh.
Andrew: Yeah. In fact, it's nearly completed.
Henry: Ah, great. Now we must get the Pinkerton National Detective Agency notified, and make them help us stop those pesky ponies on strike.
Andrew: Ok. *Making telegraph to PNDA*

While the telegraph was being made, the strikers arrived at the mill.

James: Fort Frick seems to be getting more, and plus modifications.
Jack: It's a good thing we're attacking tomorrow. Any later, and we'd be defeated in no time.
Larry: That reminds me, did toi give those pistolets to everypony?
Jack: Oh yeah. They have them ready for the battle tomorrow.

Back in the mill

Andrew: *Finishes telegraph*
Henry: Alright. What did they say?
Andrew: They a dit they would be here par tomorrow.

Outside the mill

Larry: Hold up, I can hear them talking. *goes towards open window*
Henry: What do toi mean they'll be hear tomorrow?
Andrew: I mean they'll be hear tomorrow. They'll come here down the Monongahela river in steam boats, and when they arrive, we'll be ready to hold off the strikers.
Henry: Ah, good.
Larry: Andrew called for some help.
Jack: Where are they going to be?
Larry: They'll be coming here tomorrow up the Monongahela river, so tell the rest of the strikers, and have them get ready.
Jack: Yes sir.

July 6, 1892. This was it. The strikers would start fighting everypony that got in their way. First, they were going to kill the Pinkerton's on the Monongahela River.

Jack: There they are. Shoot them! *Shoots Pinkerton ponies*
James: *shooting at Pinkerton ponies*
Pinkerton Ponies: *getting shot* AAH!!! *Falls into river*
Pinkerton Major: Return fire! *Shoots at strikers*
Jack: To the plant!! *Runs*
Strike Ponies: *Follow Jack*
Pinkerton Major: They gave up already.

But the strikers didn't give up yet. They were going to blow the launch whistle to alert the plant. This would get thousands of ponies to go to the steel mill.

Pinkertons: *Park boats on land*
Pinkerton Major: After them everypony! They couldn't have gone far! *Runs to plant*
Pinkertons: *Following the major*
aléatoire ponies: *arriving at the mill*
Martha: James!
James: Martha.
Martha: Why are toi doing this?
James: I'm sorry. This wasn't what I wanted, believe me. But if I don't do what Jack, and Larry say, I die.
Martha: Then die as a good pony. Not one that caused violence, and murder.
James: *Hugs Martha* I'm sorry. I promise when this is over, everything will get better.
Jack: James, get over here! The Pinkerton ponies are coming!
James: I l’amour you, and tell Toby, and Melissa that I l’amour them too, if I don't survive. *Runs to Larry*
Martha: *Goes home*
Pinkertons: *arriving*
Jack: We gotta get into Fort Frick. *Climbs over fence*
Pinkertons: *Shooting at Jack*
Larry: I got a better idea.
Jack: *Gets to other side*
Larry: *Knocking on fence with gun* Cover me!
Strike ponies: *Shooting Pinkertons*
James: *Knocking on fence*

Soon, the fence fell over.

Larry: Good job. Now, let's find Jack. *Runs to Jack*
James: *shooting Pinkertons*
Pinkerton Ponies: *return fire*
James: *Dodging bullets, and runs to Jack*
Strikers: *Follow James*
Pinkerton Ponies: *Shoot one strike pony*
Strike Pony: *Falls on ground, and dies*
James: What are toi doing Jack?
Jack: Using the water canon, cannon *Shoots water at Pinkertons*
Pinkertons: *Freezing*
Larry: Good god man, toi shot nearly all of them.

The Pinkerton ponies that didn't get La Reine des Neiges were shot to death.

Pinkertons: Ok, we surrender!
Strike Ponies: *Cheering*
Pinkertons: *Leave*
James: Finally. It's over.

On July 7, the strike committee sent a telegram to Gov. Pattison to attempt to persuade him that law and order had been restored in the town. Pattison replied that he had heard differently. Union officials traveled to Harrisburg and met with Pattison on July 9. Their discussions revolved not around law and order, but the safety of the Carnegie plant.

The company had waged a seconde front in state court, and was winning. On July 18, 16 of the strike leaders were charged with conspiracy, riot and murder. Each poney was arrested for one night and forced to post a $10,000 bond. The union retaliated par charging company executives with murder as well. The company men, too, had to post a $10,000 bond, but they were not forced to spend any time in jail. One judge issued treason charges against the Advisory Committee on August 30 for making itself the law. Most of the men could not raise the bail bond, and went to jail ou into hiding. A compromise was reached whereby both sides dropped their charges

The Declaration of the Strike Committee, dated July 20, 1892 reads in part,
The employees in the mill of Messrs. Carnegie, Phipps & Co., at Homestead, Pa., have built there a town with its homes, its schools and its churches; have for many years been faithful co-workers with the company in the business of the mill; have invested thousands of dollars of their savings in a dit mill in the expectation of spending their lives in Homestead and of working in the mill during the period of their efficiency. Therefore, the committee desires to express to the public as its firm belief that both the public and the employees aforesaid have equitable rights and interests in the a dit mill which cannot be modified ou diverted without due process of law; that the employees have the right to continuous employment in the a dit mill during efficiency and good behavior without regard to religious, political ou economic opinions ou associations; that it is against public policy and subversive of the fundamental principles of American liberty that a whole community of workers should be denied employment ou suffer any other social detriment on account of membership in a church, a political party ou a trade union; that it is our duty as American citizens to resist par every legal and ordinary means the unconstitutional, anarchic and revolutionary policy of the Carnegie Company, which seems to evince a contempt for public and private interests and a disdain for the public conscience.

The End
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Medley: (Touching Link’s hair)
Link: Will toi stop that
Medley: But I can’t help it
Link: Well, toi better try and help it, otherwise, I’ll cut off your head
Tetra: No toi won’t
Link: (Angrily) No I won’t
(Later, at Forest Haven)
Link: Oh, not these annoying hippy bastards
Tetra: Oh, they can’t be that ba-
Great Deku Tree: Oh, Link, it is good to see toi again
Tetra: AHH
Link: Told you
Great Deku Tree: Calm down, little one, no need to wor-
Tetra: Stay the fuck away from me, toi creep
Great Deku Tree: Goodness you’re rude.
Link: Yeah, try having her drag toi around like a dog.
Great Deku Tree:...
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Tetra: Yeah, I mean, what kind of rewards were that
Link: Glad toi see it my way
Tetra: And all it took was your constant bitching to convince me so it would shut toi the hell up
Link: It's not bitching, it's complaining
Tetra: Whatever, there is the suivant island
Link: Isn't that the Forsaken Fortress
Tetra: Yeah, so what
Link: Isn't there like, hundreds of monsters, there
Tetra: Yeah, but toi have a sword
Link: Hmm. Good point. So, what do I need to do
Tetra: Just fight some ghost to the death
Link: Can, and most certainly,...
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Okay, so, when toi think of violent video games, where toi kill civilians and police officers, some people think of Grand Theft Auto, ou Saints Row. Well, those are good choices, but, those actually have objectives, where toi don't really kill either of them. But, is there a game where toi go and murder innocent people, with no rhyme ou reason. Well, that's what this game has done. This game, which has been deemed the most violent game ever... is Hatred... Hold on to your seats, everyone. This may be too much.
So, the purpose of this game is that toi play as a Rob Zombie Look-A-Like, who hates...
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Hello, everyone, and welcome to Windwakerguy430's Death Sentence- I mean, haut, retour au début Ten Overrated animé of All Time. Now, let me get one thing clear. When I say overrated, I don't hate it. I just feel it gets plus praise then it deserves. Unless I say point blank that I hate it, then I hate it. Okay. Then, lets start the list

10: Pokemon - Now, this one really hurts me to put on the list, and unlike the other ones that hurts to put on this list, this is probably the most painful, as Pokemon is my most favori animé of all time. I l’amour this anime. It has some good comedy and the characters are wonderful...
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Nate: (Smashes a zombies head in with a bat) (Stops) Hold on. Now, if you're going to get any idea of what is going on, I think its best that we start from the beginning
(July 12th... One jour from Outbreak)
Nate: (Sleeping in bed) (Alarm clock rings and wakes him up) (Gets out of bed)
Chris: (Watching television)
Nate: (Walks in wearing a store uniform) Chris, when did toi wake up
Chris: Oh. I never slept
Nate: I see....... Anyway, I'm going to get to work, okay. toi just do... Whatever
Chris: Yep
Nate: (Walks out of the house)
Chris: (Keeps watching TV)

(10:00 AM.... 18 Hours Until Outbreak)
Nate: (Standing...
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Source: me
Medli: Oh, damn, I've been trying to genetically create Link par using that blood sample. Maybe I need a seaman sample as well. Perhaps I can seduce him to- Wait, if I did that then why would I need to create this clone of his in the first place
Link: Hey, Medli
Medli: Link. You've returned. I knew you'd come back for-
Link: Yeah, whatever. Listen, I need to find some psychotic bird human hybrid, and toi fit that position well, so, come on
Medli: Wait, what would my father think
Link: I already talked to him
(Flashback)
Link: And that's why I need your daughter
Postman King: But can't toi just take...
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Hello everyone, and today, we will be talking about the memes from the hit show, and one of my favori shows, My Little Pony, Friendship is Magic.
Now, what can be a dit about this show. It's amazing. But, how did it get so many memes. Well, come along, lets find out, everypony....... I hope toi all enjoyed me saying everypony, because I am never going to say it again.
So, the montrer started in October 2010. MLP was created par Lauren Faust, mostly known for her other great works like Powerpuff Girls and Fosters accueil for Imaginary Friends, so, its no wonder why this montrer is amazing. Of course, the...
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 Joe
Joe
(Cody and Cory throw body into firepalce)
Cody: Goddamn it. How many guys did we kill
Cory: About 1574
Cody: Shit. Hey, Nick (Knocks on bathroom door) Are toi done yet
Nick: (Throws body into bathtub) Can't a guy get some privacy (Hums and cuts up body with knife)
Cody: (Sigh)
Alice: (Throws bodies into trash cans)
Nick: (Walks out of bathroom dragging bloody bag)

Demon: (In alley) Hmm... I need to summon my minions. Silvona. Jebodiah. Come (Fire arises)
???: Huh. Oh, Dante, good to see ya, bro
Dante: Jebodiah? Is that you
???: Well, it's Joe now, asctually
Dante: And... What is this toi are saying
Joe:...
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Court Lobby
10:57 a.m. June 15th

Swift: So, Lou was not around when the killer attacked. That means bad news for us. Unless we can prove that he wasn't the one who killed the victim, He is no doubt going to be found guilty
Lilly: I thought this wouldn't go well. But, what about that new prosecutor everyone is talking about
Swift: toi mean Marcus Mays? Well, I really don't know what to expect from him. We'll just have to see how it goes in court
Lou: Hey, guys. How did the investigation go?
Swift: Not to good. The prosecution got all the evidence before we could
Lou: Oh no
Swift: But don't worry. I'll...
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posted by windwakerguy43
Well, here we go again. Sorry for the complete lack of an actual real review for quite some time. I was busy with school, work, family, and a bunch of things toi don’t care about, because toi only came for a review. Well, a review is what toi are going to get. So, let me introduce toi to…….. Uh…… Shit…. There isn’t a whole lot to review left, huh? Damn….. Well, I got this one animé called D-Frag. It’s pretty underrated, so why don’t I review this? I got nothing better to review.
So, D-Frag is an animé par Studio Brain’s Base, who have worked on Princess Jellyfish, Durarara,...
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It'll be way easier to write this in script form.. I obviously wasn't getting anywhere écriture it the other way.



Joe: toi screwed up asshole!

Rick: Yes, yes., toi a dit that several times now..

Joe: toi killed our friend, now were kill YOU!

Rick: Why would toi want to kill me?

Joe: ... A -Are toi serious.. I literary JUST explained it.

Rick: Explained what?

Joe: ... Are toi braindead ou something?

Rick: ... Who's braindead? Is he a friend of yours?

Joe: Shut up!.. I'll shoot your brains out.

Rick: That's horrible. Why would toi want to kill me?

Joe: (screaming) BECAUSE toi KILLED OUR FUCKIN FRIEND!

Rick: WHEN!?

Joe: In the house, idiot!

Rick: What house!?

Joe: Just shut and listen!... I won't kill toi straight away! First were beat Daryl to death.. Then the girl... Then were shoot and be square.

Rick: (singing in head) "And the cat's in the berceau, station d’accueil and the silver spoon"
Now, before I got a chance to play on the Gamecube, I had always played a bunch of Plug n Play games. They were honestly some of the worst experiences a gamer could ever face. No gamer wants to be stuck with a couple of wired Atari controllers with a paint job having to that are plugged into the TV. However, when I was at the age of seven, my grandma came in giving me and my brothers our very first game console. The Nintendo Gamecube, which would soon become my favori console ever. And not only did we get a Gamecube, but we got a whole bunch of games. Animal Crossing, Crash Bandicoot: Wrath...
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Oh, man, this is is gonna kill me. Yep, everyone, its another fanfic. A Napoleon Dynamite one. Now, I have not seen the movie, so I don’t know who ou what the characters and setting is, but toi don’t have to watch the movie to know this fanfic is crap. But, enough with me talking. Lets read Napoleon Dynamite 4: Napoleon is Dead…. WHAT HAPPENED TO NAPOLEON DYNAMITE’S ONE THROUGH THREE!?
So, it starts with Napoleon and Pedro walking to school. Pedro tells Napoleon that he has to run away and runs away… And like that, all sense this story could have made was thrown out the fucking window....
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Now, this is not much of a review, but, this has to be addressed. Cell Phones have basically become the closest thing humanity has gotten to brainwashing. I’m not kidding. Literally, everywhere I go. Weather its to school, to work, to the store, to the bank, to Starbucks. There is ALWAYS someone on there phone. Hell, I’m not even sûr, sans danger from this at home. Now, some of toi might find this crazy, but, I do not have a cellphone. I just don’t see the point. Not to mention, if I had one, I’d be like everyone else in my school. A brainwashed zombie who can’t keep their eyes off their phone...
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posted by Canada24
I'm glad my old one was so enjoyable, Here's plus of it. Same roles...



While cleaning out the prison, Thomas tried to stab Rick for the the third time now.

"What the hell was that!?" Rick cried angrily.

"It was coming at m-

"Wait.. I Think toi have something on the side of your head!" Rick pointed out.

"What are toi tal- (suddenly Rick stabs his trademark, red handled machete wait though Thomas's head graphically killing him)".

"Got it!" Rick cried, seeming unaware that he killed a man.

Suddenly an angry Andrew charged at him, but Rick body slammed him against a wall.

"That wasn't very nice!" Rick...
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Link: Hey, look, its an eskimo
Zunari: Hello
Link: Let me guess. Your crazy as shit too. What's your story. toi live in a fucking freezer.
Zunari: Not really. When toi look at all the psychopaths and idiots in this city, someone has to have some sanity
Link: Oh, okay. So, what's wrong with you
Zunari: Well, toi see, I have this sûr, sans danger here, but, every time I close the store at night, someone always comes here and steals from me. It's maddening.
Link: so, wait, toi just have this big cul, ass sûr, sans danger lying in the open of your office, and pretty much anyone can steal it
Zunari: Well, yes, that's exactly it
Link:...
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posted by windwakerguy43
Chuck: (Working on motorcycle)
Backstage Worker: Okay, Mr... uh
Chuck: The names Chuck Greene. Just like one of the couleurs of the rainbow
Backstage: ........ Okay
Chuck: (To Katey) Okay, Katey, I'm gonna go make us some money
Katey: toi mean your going out to compete in a deadly game montrer killing hundreds of zombies in a brutal fashion, and even if toi get first place, toi will get no respect from the recurring characters in the story
Chuck: Exactly
Katey: ........ toi really should have become a lawyer
Chuck: Oh, Katey, don't toi know. Any game with a lawyer would suck
(Meanwhile)
Phoenix Wright: Fuck...
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Tetra: So, now that we are here, are toi ready to go on an amazing adventure to save your sister
Link: No
Tetra: Then let us- Wait, what do toi mean par no
Link: toi see, my mother used to tell me stories of a Rebelle hero who went through many hardships to save the land from evil. And I can assure you, I fucking hate the stuff he went through. He almost got killed par spiders, lizards, jellyfish monsters, ghosts, dragons, water.... Yeah, just water, zombies, witches, pigmen, tribal warriors, goats, giant fish, worms, and a scary mask, and I can assure toi I won't go on some crappy adventure
Tetra:...
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Well... I can't believe its here. I a dit I'd review this back in my Modofiyers review, so here it is. I give toi the worst, and I mean the fucking WORST, channel of this jour and age... Nickelodeon.
Okay, so why is Nickelodeon so awful... Well, lets compare some other channels. Cartoon Network has Adventure Time. Disney has Gravity Falls. Hub has My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic. What does Nickelodeon have......... They have modern Spongebob, Sangey and Craig, and........... Well, I'll tell toi the other montrer when it comes to it. Now, these are the three shows that Nickelodeon has most......
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