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When I saw the trailer for this movie back in the summer, I gotta say, I was excited. But I was also expecting disappointment, since Hollywood has a habit of disappointing me. But, surprisingly enough, this movie was awesome. Now, originally, I was going to review Halloween 3 instead of this movie, but I just had to talk about. So for all of toi who badly wanted that Halloween 3 review, here is is in short. It has witchcraft and no Myers. It’s different, so it sucks (Seriously though, it is not a good movie). Now, with that out of the way, let’s talk about the clearly better movie, Don’t Breathe.



Now, before I talk about this movie, I want to tell toi something. Please, don’t read this review… Well, I mean, read it. But at least watch the movie first. It’s better if toi know nothing about this movie before watching it. So the movie follows a group of three thieves. Rocky, a girl who wants to leave for California with her little sister. Alex, a guy whose father runs a security company, allowing them to break into houses. And Money, an asshole who is clearly just there to be killed off. They want to do one last bust together, and decide to rob a war veteran who Lost his daughter and is holding onto over three hundred thousand dollars. However, he is also blind. When they break into the house, it turns out that, while he is blind, he uses the rest of his senses to find the three and try to kill them all, while they try to escape from his house (Except Money, because obviously). The first thing that I liked about this movie was the fact that instead of creating another bland slasher movie, they decided to give us a movie about something completely new. Being trapped with a killer, in the killer's house, who just so happens to be blind. I gotta admit, that’s an ingenious idea.



I really do like the characters in this movie because they’re all terrible… Let me explain. The characters in this movie are never good ou evil. Rocky wants to do some good for her little sister, and Alex doesn’t want to harm anyone. No one gives a damn about Money, and the Blind Man is crazy, but is defending his house. All of these characters are flawed in their own ways. Sure, they could montrer some signs of being good people, all of them doing reasonable things, but in the end, toi know that they can do some very selfish things as well. No one in this movie is black ou white. They’re all completely flawed in their own ways. It reminds me a lot of the characters from Silent colline 2, which, let’s face it, if a movie starts to remind me of Silent colline 2, than it is an instant winner. Hands down.



I think the best thing about this movie was the atmosphere. This movie is very VERY quiet. Whenever Rocky ou Alex are trapped in the same room with the Blind Man, it always manages to be very creepy. toi just sit there and watch as they sit still, the Blind Man walks around, and a whole lot of nothing happens. I mean it, not a lot happens for a few moments, but that’s what makes the tension even better. Does the Blind Man know they’re there? What will they do to get passed him? And why can’t we just déplacer to the suivant scene, I’m getting worried one of them will get shot… Oh yeah, another thing. The Blind Man doesn’t use a knife, ou a hatchet, ou anything that isn’t a firearm. Instead, he actually uses a gun. He uses a freaking magnum. And guess what? The gun is scary. toi would never think the gun in a movie is scary, but how he always shoots at them, and how they scatter to get away, and how he always shoots at aléatoire moments, always surprising you. If toi can make a gun scary, than toi deserve a medal. This movie just manages to impress me in every sense of the word.



If I had to talk about one flaw of this movie, I think it would be that the jumpscares happened a bit too often in this movie. I watched this movie with my friend in the movie theater, and he told me that the tension from the jumpscares was what made them scary. Instead of disagreeing and telling him my opinion was better than his, I decided that he was a little bit right. The tension was really good, and the build up was much scarier than the scare to it, which I think works for this movie… Except for the dog jumpscare at the beginning. That one can go straight to hell. But, I still loved this movie. The tension, the characters, the setting. You’d think a small neighborhood in Michigan wouldn’t be scary, but they managed to find a way. par this point, it shouldn’t be shocking. They made a blind man, and pistolets scary. That should already describe how good this films écriture team is. And no spoilers, but when we saw the ending, me and my friend just stood there, mouths open, thinking “..... Damn”!



So yes, Don’t Breathe. My favori horror movie of the year. People may say that The Conjuring 2 is a better horror movie, but I’ve never seen those films before, so I don’t care. Please do watch this movie. It was worked on par Sam Raimi, the same guy who created Evil Dead. Watch this movie while it’s still in theaters. It’s totally worth your time. I had to grow a small goatee just to watch the movie (I immediately shaved it off after watching it), and it was worth it. Please just watch the movie. It’s worth it, and easily my favori movie of this year…. ou toi could watch Suicide Squad…. I guess the gritty edgy storytelling is better. Take care

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Pony: *Walking in front of a green background, but gets crushed par falling letters that say...*

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Pony: *Gets stuck under the P, but gets himself free. The background then changes to red. He continues to walk when he sees numbers falling toward him. He runs, but gets crushed by...*

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Pony: *Gets out from under the 6, but as he does, it leans to the right, and the 0 rolls away. As the background changes to orange, he whistles when he sees plus falling letters*

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Pony: *Surprised that he's not stuck under any of the letters. He rearranges...
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#80: Corpse Party: Tortured Souls



Now, there was a game known as Corpse Party that was made back in 1998- par god, it’s that old. Anyway, there was then an animé based off of the game… Fifteen years after the game was made. But, other than that, the animé was good. For an animé that only has four episodes, it was actually kinda good. The series was about a group of kids who accidently make a mistake with a paper doll, and are then sent to a cursed elementary school. Here, they have to try and figure out what is going on, while a psychotic ghost girl picks them off one par one. Now, if...
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So, after seeing Mr. Enters the two Admirable Animations on internet animations, I thought that I should make a haut, retour au début ten liste of my favori ones. Note, this is INSPIRED par Mr. Enters videos. This is not a direct rip-off. I can see why people would think that. So, with that said, lets get started

#10: Tarboy par James Lee - This is a simple animated video. But, I admit, the animation is pretty good. It is about a world of robots, which is about a grandfather telling his grandson about the story of a hero named Tarboy, a hero made out of the tar from dozens of robots murdered par a greedy corporation...
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Well, after a full Easter Sunday away from my computer, it’s nice to come back to my accueil and just sit and play video games, because lord knows I got nothing better to do with my time. So, while I was out with a friend, looking for old games, my eyes spotted a copy of Silent colline 4: The Room, a game that I had rarely heard about. I had to get my hands on it, and so, I did. But before I played it, I looked into it, and discovered that, this game is, in fact, not seen in the best of light, with people saying that this was the game that started the downfall of the Silent colline franchise. Now,...
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Before following the story, we must ask, what is Nuzlocke? Nuzlocke is a challenge in Pokemon games where the player must follow the specific rules. 1: They can only catch one Pokemon for an area, and can only catch the first one. If they can’t catch that Pokemon, then they are not allowed to catch any Pokemon for that route. seconde rule, all Pokemon must be named in order to form a stronger bond with them. Third and final rule, if a Pokemon faints, they are dead, and must be released ou placed in the box permanently. The challenge was made to make the game harder and to make the bonds with...
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When a game comes to a console, it usually happens to either be made for that one console ou made for a couple other ones, especially in the récent years. toi don’t see much console exclusive games anymore. A few roll around, like Xbox’s Halo, Playstations Crash and a plethora of Nintendo exclusives, but there are times when games get ported to other consoles. Sometimes it’s great, and other times it’s…. Not great. Heck, it can be considered that some of the worst games, ou at least, some of the worst of a year, are just ports. Remember the original PS3 Skyrim? Boy, what a mess that...
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When toi are a young man, no job, and college is hitting toi real hard with assignments, I say that there is no better place to find games that no one else will play than your local libraries. I don’t know if all libraries do this, but the one in my area allows people to rent not just books, but films and video games. I found some pretty good games there, as well as some… Less good ones. But regardless, these games are in fact underrated, so it is my job to review them. And what better game to review than an underrated Wii game, champignon Men: The Spore Wars.



~Story~

Mushroom Men: The...
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When it comes to horror movies, toi all know that the one thing that makes a movie for me is jumpscares. There’s nothing I l’amour plus than jumpscares. There is also nothing I l’amour plus than seeing characters go out into the killer’s path even though they could have lived if they stayed put. I l’amour it. But I also l’amour monsters just as much. And there are lots of great Hollywood monsters like the Leprechaun, the gorilla with the casque from Robot Monster, the Gingerdead Man, the Goblins from Troll 2, and who can forget the classic Shitweasles from Dreamcatcher? But, I think I know one horror...
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Welcome to the sixth jour of Christmassacre. Today, we aren’t going to be watching an English horror movie. This suivant one we’ll be looking at caught my eye for two different reasons. The first reason is that this is a Norwegian film. I’ve never seen many Norwegian films, with the other one being Troll Hunter. That was a good found footage movie. I know found footage films get a lot of hate, but I really liked that one. The seconde reason for this movie was because it was claimed to be the goriest Christmas horror movie out there. Well, we’ll see about that. Ladies and gentleman, I introduce...
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There are a lot of horror games out there that have done wonders in scaring millions of people. Silent Hill, Resident Evil, Dead Space, Eternal Darkness, Fatal Frame, Five Nights at- (No). But, what about those games that look scary… but actually aren’t horror games. toi know, those games that make toi think “Oh, this will just be a normal adventure game” ou “This looks like a kids game”, and when toi play it, toi feel the need to cry underneath the covers…. Yeah. Those games. I really seem to like games that aren’t technically horror games, but still manage to scare you. They...
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2014 was a great an for anime.So much wonderful shows like Ping Pong: The Animation, Kill la Kill, and my personal favorite, Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure: Stardust Crusaders. But there wasn’t really much horror anime. Which is why I am so thankful to say that one of the best animé and most beloved par the animé community was a horror anime. That animé being the series known as Parasyte: The Maxim.



Parasyte: The Maxim is an animé based on the manga par Hitoshi Iwaaki… all the way back in 1988… You’re telling me that toi waited until 2014 to make an animé of this series?! Oh well....
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(Due to the lack of jokes I could find, ou new jokes that I forgot to add in my games, here is a few short liste of what would happen if toi let an emotionless 16-year-old sociopath with antisocial personality disorder ruining your childhood par killing beloved video game characters ou assaulting them at the least)

Robotnik: Ha, ha, ha. Prepare to die, Sonic
Sonic: We’ll see about that, Robo- (Sonic gets shot in the head)
Wind: (Walks over) Oh thank god
Robotnik: Uh… wow, it was that easy
Wind: What do toi mean?
Robotnik: Well, I’ve just been building robots with surprisingly weak metal, and...
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Johnny: What's this about Ray?

Ray: Nothing., Were Friends aren't we.

Johnny: Really.. I thought toi hated my guts after that musiem stunt.

Ray: Noo, no Johnny, I don't hate your fuckin guts.

Bodyguard: Than what the hell are we doing!? I thought we were gonna ki-

Ray: SOOO!? JOHNNY!? DO toi LIKE LOUD SENTENCES!?

Johnny: Sometimes I guess.

Ray: Great.. Say, can toi do me a favour? Do toi see that painting behind you?

Johnny? (looks behind him) What about i- (Ray suddenly knocks him unconscious).

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Ray: (slaps Johnny).

Johnny: (wakes up...
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Now, we all know movies, and we all l’amour them. And the characters in them are pretty amazing too. Sadly, there are those characters who are just…. awful. Those are the characters that are made to just ruin the entire experience. So, today, I am going to talk about the ten worst movie characters that made watching them a little less enjoyable. Now, the rules. Only from films I have seen and only one movie per franchise. Now, with that said, lets start the list



#10: Rachel Ferrier from War of the World’s - Sadly, this won’t be the last minor character on the list. Now, with a little...
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Now, some people may say that the Legend of Zelda only has Ganondorf as its villain. But, there are actually lots of villains. In fact, their are lots of great villains in this series… Except for Demise, he sucks. So, I am going to tell toi all my haut, retour au début favori villains in the Zelda universe. Now, remember that my opinion may be different from yours, so do not get mad if a villain toi wanted to see isn’t here. Now, with that said, let’s start the list

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Agahnim


#5: Agahnim from A Link to the Past - Now, this has to have been the first time I have seen a good villain in a Zelda game....
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