As of the time this is released, a huge rumor has gone around America that clowns are stalking and terrorizing everyone in the country. It started out small at first, but things only increased as plus and plus of these clowns were found. News media began to follow all of these clowns movements, and schools were closed due to being so worried about the clowns, one of the plus récent sightings being in Cincinnati Ohio, which is way too close to where I live. So, with all these rumors of clowns going around, I think now is a good time to talk about Stephen King’s It…… Nah, just kidding. It’s Killer Klowns from Outer Space.



This is one of the most bizarre horror films I think I’ve ever seen. The movie follows two teens as they try to convince their small town of Crescent Cove, California that they are under attack from evil killer clowns, who harvest humans for their blood…. No, trust me though, the films really good. It sounds silly (Which it is). And it looks really stupid (Which it is), but it’s silly and stupid in a good way. The movie knows that it’s a stupid concept, so instead of trying to make it serious, they decide to make it into this big horror comedy. The Killer Klowns are, while silly, have some very creative ways of montrer their evil personalities.



These Killer Klowns really do have some interesting technology. They harvest the blood of humans in cotton Candy cocoons, they track people with balloon animal bloodhounds, they shoot people with pop corn, maïs soufflé that turns into worm like aliens with clown heads, they throw pies that melt people, drink blood with crazy straws, use shadow puppets to eat people, ride in a giant circus tent UFO, and have a giant puppet clown monster named Jojo the Klownzilla. Just looking at this stuff, you’re thinking “Wow, this looks fucking stupid.” But that’s the idea. You’re not supposed to take it seriously. It’s meant to be taken seriously. We know that the clowns are stupid looking, but it’s meant to be a joke on how they act. Yet, some people suffering from coulrophobia may find this scary. I personally never found clowns scary. I never found them funny either, but whatever. But this movie makes me both laugh and feel a bit scared at times.



Now, toi may be asking how these fat bozos could be scary. Well, at times, there are some rather creepy things they do. The designs of them is pretty creepy enough, really. I mean, the makeup and costumes are good, but they do seem to be somewhat disturbing, especially to those who are scared of clowns. When I saw this movie as a kid, I always thought the scene where they stored the cotton Candy people and drank the blood through crazy straws was a bit scary. Sure, it’s funny today, but it was disturbing back then. But the scariest part was when they turned the police chief into a puppet. It was pretty terrifying if toi ask me.



There’s not a lot to say on Killer Klowns from Outer Space. All I know is that it’s good. Way better than It, where the alien thing was a plot twist… the dumbest plot twist ever. Here, toi already know it, and toi just have fun with it. But, if there was one thing, one thing that I had to demand toi see about this movie, it’s the theme song that they used. It’s cheesy as all living hell, but damn if it doesn’t have some charm. Anyway, Killer Klowns is crazy, it's stupid, but I l’amour it. If toi want a less serious horror movie, than this is right up your alley. Take care.

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