Wind: I’m telling you, right now, Cody. There is no person who has ever lit themselves on feu and thought it was a good idea… Except protesters.
Cody: But those Youtube vidéos montrer people doing it all the time.
Wind: Those are just idiots who want to be popular
Miku: (Walks into class, quietly)
Wind: … Something’s not right
Cody: What do toi mean
Wind: Miku is usually a very loud and obnoxious individual, and now she’s completely quiet
Cody: Really? What should we do
Wind: Simple… Nothing. Now, about those idiots who set themselves for popularity
Wind: (Walking with Cody) No, snorting a condom up your nose isn’t any smarter. If anything, it’s a thousand times plus retarded
Cody: Wow, Wind. Don’t say that. I mean, I shout the word faggot and even I find that offensive
Wind: And since when did I care about offending people? When did I ever give a shit about making people mad?
Cody: … I guess toi make a good point
Wind: Yes, I do
Cody: (Reaches into his pocket) Oh, crap. I forgot my phone (Runs back to the classroom)
Wind: It’s just a phone !
Cody: Not with the porn I have on it (Runs off)
Wind: (Sighs and sits on a bench)
Miku: (Sitting at the edge of the bench)
Wind: Okay, what’s with you
Miku: What do toi mean?
Wind: You’ve been quiet all day. Usually toi like to talk about that… Annie-May
Miku: It’s anime
Wind: Whatever. toi always talk about that crap, yet now, you’ve suddenly stopped talking in general
Miku: Maybe I’m sick
Wind: Miku, I survived off rats since I was in grade school. I had so many diseases, I may as well have been a walking quarantine zone. I know everything about sickness, and toi are plus full of shit than a politician.
Miku: ………… Well… I’ve been questioning my………. Orientation
Wind: So, what do toi mean?
Miku: I mean……. I think I’m a bisexual
Wind: Is that it? That’s why you’re upset?
Miku: It’s not all that easy to say out loud, okay? My parents would question me, my Friends would question me, and the news would judge me
Wind: If your Friends judge you, maybe they weren’t your Friends to begin with. If your family judges you, then don’t listen. If the news judges you… well, you’re a human. They were gonna judge toi anyway
Miku: But what am I supposed to do?
Wind: I don’t know. Do whatever toi wanna do. Just be whatever toi wanna be. If toi wanna be gay, be gay. If toi wanna be bi, be bi. There’s a million things toi could be. So just do it
Miku: I think I see what toi mean… Thanks
Wind: Whatever.
Miku: Thank toi again, Wind-kun
Wind: It’s Wind. Just Wind
Miku: Got it, Wind-kun
Wind: (Groans)
Miku: (Leaves)
News Anchor: This just in. plus gay spreads across Eastwood like a disease, and Wind is to blame. Wind, toi told a fellow student that they could be bi, and then the used those words on others trapped in their little closet of denial. Now homosexuality has spread out all across Eastwood. How does it feel that toi caused this wildfire of gay
Wind: I THOUGHT I a dit TO FUCK OFF (Throws a bigger rock at the camera)
Cody: But those Youtube vidéos montrer people doing it all the time.
Wind: Those are just idiots who want to be popular
Miku: (Walks into class, quietly)
Wind: … Something’s not right
Cody: What do toi mean
Wind: Miku is usually a very loud and obnoxious individual, and now she’s completely quiet
Cody: Really? What should we do
Wind: Simple… Nothing. Now, about those idiots who set themselves for popularity
Wind: (Walking with Cody) No, snorting a condom up your nose isn’t any smarter. If anything, it’s a thousand times plus retarded
Cody: Wow, Wind. Don’t say that. I mean, I shout the word faggot and even I find that offensive
Wind: And since when did I care about offending people? When did I ever give a shit about making people mad?
Cody: … I guess toi make a good point
Wind: Yes, I do
Cody: (Reaches into his pocket) Oh, crap. I forgot my phone (Runs back to the classroom)
Wind: It’s just a phone !
Cody: Not with the porn I have on it (Runs off)
Wind: (Sighs and sits on a bench)
Miku: (Sitting at the edge of the bench)
Wind: Okay, what’s with you
Miku: What do toi mean?
Wind: You’ve been quiet all day. Usually toi like to talk about that… Annie-May
Miku: It’s anime
Wind: Whatever. toi always talk about that crap, yet now, you’ve suddenly stopped talking in general
Miku: Maybe I’m sick
Wind: Miku, I survived off rats since I was in grade school. I had so many diseases, I may as well have been a walking quarantine zone. I know everything about sickness, and toi are plus full of shit than a politician.
Miku: ………… Well… I’ve been questioning my………. Orientation
Wind: So, what do toi mean?
Miku: I mean……. I think I’m a bisexual
Wind: Is that it? That’s why you’re upset?
Miku: It’s not all that easy to say out loud, okay? My parents would question me, my Friends would question me, and the news would judge me
Wind: If your Friends judge you, maybe they weren’t your Friends to begin with. If your family judges you, then don’t listen. If the news judges you… well, you’re a human. They were gonna judge toi anyway
Miku: But what am I supposed to do?
Wind: I don’t know. Do whatever toi wanna do. Just be whatever toi wanna be. If toi wanna be gay, be gay. If toi wanna be bi, be bi. There’s a million things toi could be. So just do it
Miku: I think I see what toi mean… Thanks
Wind: Whatever.
Miku: Thank toi again, Wind-kun
Wind: It’s Wind. Just Wind
Miku: Got it, Wind-kun
Wind: (Groans)
Miku: (Leaves)
News Anchor: This just in. plus gay spreads across Eastwood like a disease, and Wind is to blame. Wind, toi told a fellow student that they could be bi, and then the used those words on others trapped in their little closet of denial. Now homosexuality has spread out all across Eastwood. How does it feel that toi caused this wildfire of gay
Wind: I THOUGHT I a dit TO FUCK OFF (Throws a bigger rock at the camera)