windwakerguy43 Article: Walking dead spoof 3... Part 1

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posted by Canada24

It'll be way easier to write this in script form.. I obviously wasn't getting anywhere écriture it the other way.

Joe: toi screwed up asshole!

Rick: Yes, yes., toi a dit that several times now..

Joe: toi killed our friend, now were kill YOU!

Rick: Why would toi want to kill me?

Joe: ... A -Are toi serious.. I literary JUST explained it.

Rick: Explained what?

Joe: ... Are toi braindead ou something?

Rick: ... Who's braindead? Is he a friend of yours?

Joe: Shut up!.. I'll shoot your brains out.

Rick: That's horrible. Why would toi want to kill me?

Joe: (screaming) BECAUSE toi KILLED OUR FUCKIN FRIEND!

Rick: WHEN!?

Joe: In the house, idiot!

Rick: What house!?

Joe: Just shut and listen!... I won't kill toi straight away! First were beat Daryl to death.. Then the girl... Then were shoot and be square.

Rick: (singing in head) "And the cat's in the berceau, station d’accueil and the silver spoon"

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Weeaboo Uprising - Samurai Western (PS2 Cents)

posted by windwakerguy43

Western films, films about the freedom of the uncharted west of America, where man could make their own rules. And the samurai film, films about warriors that fight and die with courage and honor. So what if some Hollywood smuck a dit “Let’s put them together”, and put them together they did. The story of a samurai in an old west setting is nothing new. Putting an outdated group like the samurai in an era where pistolets were prevalent to see how they can stand toe to toe with outlaws and gunslingers has been around since the 1971 film Red Sun, yet very few games were made of it. The only...

NikPiks QuikPiks - Saints Row 2's Cinematic Genius

posted by windwakerguy43

QuikPiks are a side part of NikPiks that I do when I write articles that are much smarter than the usual and when I want to get a point out there quickly. So if I have a topic that I will spend less than an heure working and editing on, well, this is what to expect.

Let’s talk about Saints Row, preferably 2. Now for those who may not have played the franchise, toi may think, “Saints Row? toi mean that lame GTA rip off that just turned into pure insanity that everyone grew to hate”. But me, an intellectual, would tell you, “Of course not.” But it’s fair to think that. Saints Row did...

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In-Indie - VA-11 HALL-A: Cyberpunk Bartender Action

posted by windwakerguy43

toi know what’s a setting that indie developers really seem to like? The cyberpunk genre. I’m not complaining, I l’amour that stuff too. But I have like three games played that are cyberpunk, and I am pretty sure I have plus waiting to be played that are also taking place in that setting. And naturally, I thought I would review the one I played first on here before the others. And low and behold, it is one that many people have talked about before, VA-11 HALL-A, pronounced Valhalla.

VA-11 HALL-A is set in a cyberpunk world, where corporations decide the fate of humans, where everyone...

Cultober Past Midnight - Ranking The 31 films of Cultober, Worst to Best

posted by windwakerguy43

Oh boy, we still got some Cultober to go through, everybody. ou at the least, we’ve reached the ranking moment for these movies. I think we had a good haul this season. We had a few goodies, a few mehs, and some trash in the mix. But it was mostly a good first year. So let’s talk about the movies, talking about the worst ones and then making our way to the good ones, and what I recommend for ones viewing pleasure. Oh, and I will be rating this film on a ten outta ten scale, 5 points for how scary ou spooky the film is and another 5 for how enjoyable it is. So there’s a chance I may like...

CreepySpaghetti: A Parody - Part 1: The Game of Evil.... Evilness

posted by windwakerguy43

Our protagonist.... named "Boy", because his parents never loved him, was looking through the assortment of treasure (And par treasure, I mean a bunch of garbage not even a homeless man would want) at a yard sale. Suddenly, he found a cartouche lying on the table, tableau written in black marker "Majora's Mask". Since Boy has not played Majora's Mask in ages, he decided to buy the game from the old man which looked 90% like a serial killer and 10% a pedophile.
"How much does this game cost?, a dit Boy.
The Old Man stroked his moustache, because he really liked to do that, and said, "Oh, it's free".
Boy,...

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Windwakerguy430's haut, retour au début 20 plus Lost Video Games and Content

posted by windwakerguy43

Here’s another list, because twenty Lost games wasn’t enough. There was way too much games that were Lost for several reasons. You’d think that in this jour and age, it would be hard to lose a game with the level of internet access we have. But no, there are still hundreds of games out there, that never made it to consoles, and probably will stay that way. There was just way too much to leave out, I just had to make a seconde list, continuing the discussion on Lost video games that were either eventually found, have some evidence of their existence, ou are so obscure, toi probably wouldn’t...

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Corner of Horror - Episode 1 - Five Nights at Freddy's

posted by windwakerguy43

Okay, let’s just get the most controversial opinion out of the way. Let’s talk about the biggest horror game franchise of this year, and maybe even of all time, also being the video game franchise that I… well… How do I put this… I don’t like Five Nights at Freddy’s
(And thus, Wind was never heard from again. They say his screams as the fans tore him apart could still be heard in his house to this very day)
Yeah, just saying that I don’t like this game is like a black man at a Klan meeting. toi don’t do it unless you're suicidal. So, why am I doing it then? Because somebody...

What's Your Take - article 53 - Rini's Horrible Fanfiction

posted by windwakerguy43

Yet another fanfic about a montrer I never had the chance to watch. Now, from what I know, this fanfic is based off of the hit anime, Sailor Moon... A montrer in which I never got around to watching because I'm an idiot that never looks at populaire stuff. Anyway, this fanfic here, named Rini's Horrible Death, is a huge piece of shit that I'm surprised I actually got through it without wanting to find the actul sorce for this fanfic and burn every bit of it. Lets begin, shall we?
So, the whole fanfic is about a character from the montrer named Serena is getting fed up with Rini always getting in the way...

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What's Your Take - article 45 - Dipper Goes to taco Bell, Reader Goes to Hell

posted by windwakerguy43

What do toi get when toi take a beloved cartoon and mix it with some of the worst fanfics known to man... toi get Dipper Goes to taco Bell
You can tell just from lire that titre that this is stupid. This is a Gravity Falls fanfic, and a bad one at that. Now, let me start off par saying I have not had the luck to watch Gravity Falls. Of course, I am willing to give the montrer a try, but, for the moment, I have no clue what the montrer is, ou who the characters are, so, if I make a mistake involving the show, then, don't get mad. Just remember, I have not watched this montrer yet. Anyway, the fanfic...

NikPiks QuikPiks - What Punk Actually Means

posted by windwakerguy43

So the punk scene, what a scene it is. Big mohawks, piercings, and a bad attitude that all those films and annoyed parents warned us about. But seriously, it’s not all that. Nowadays, punk has become nothing plus than a front for stores like Hot Topic to make a quick buck off of and unless your Green Day, most of your venues are a small bar if they’re lucky. What is the kind of thing punk is mistaken for, what is it really, and just what happened to it all? Well, that’s what I am here to talk about today. Sadly, don’t expect a huge analysis on this one. This is merely a myriad of thoughts...

Barney Takes a Dump

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The haut, retour au début 100 - #79: Grand Theft Auto: Vice City

posted by windwakerguy43

So let’s talk about Grand Theft Auto… Okay, this is not gonna be easy to discuss. I never really enjoyed the gameplay of IV ou even V. I think it was too real, if that makes any sense. It felt weighted down, and just kinda dull for me. I like the characters, I like the story, and I like the witty humor and satire of the modern world, but man, was the gameplay not doing it for me. But then I went back and tired out some older GTA games from the past, and yeah, this is definitely what I prefered. And let’s start with one of my favorites, Vice City.
The story is simple if toi watched...

Whatever Happened To Daikatana

posted by windwakerguy43

Hello, everyone, and welcome to another edition to Whatever Happened To... , where we look at gaming’s biggest flops, failures, and flub ups. And today, we’re all bitches! According to gaming’s biggest burnout, John Romero. And anyone who knows about worst games ever, knows exactly what we’re gonna be talking about. The N64 hype disaster, 2000s Daikatana.

Daikatana is an infamous game, for many reasons, and follows the story of feudal Japon in the future, rival clans, and the evil sword that is way lamer than Soul Edge, Daikatana. Before we talk about what a steaming pile of cow...

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Corner of Horror - Episode 103 - Devilman: Crybaby

posted by windwakerguy43

Okay, let me just get this out of the way, right now. The Devilman run is one of the silliest things I think I've ever seen. I can't handle looking at this without laughing. It's the stupidest thing ever and I l’amour it. But, that aside, let us discuss the Netflix original anime, Devilman: Crybaby, and why people have gotten so excited when talking about it.

Devilman: Crybaby is a ten episode Netflix original anime. Now, there haven't been much Netflix original animes. Including this one, there's about... three.... One of them being Neo Yokio. Oh, now that's true terror. Anyway, Devilman:...

The Nightmares and Creeps of Nik Craig: A Collection of Ten Original Horror Shorts Part 1

posted by windwakerguy43

~A Desire of Knowledge~
*Benny was sitting at his desk, the lab that he sat within par his lonesome was dark except for the single computer in front of him, lingering over him, the glare hitting his face as he worked in the night. The cool, autumn wind blew through the open window and brushed against him as he continued to work. A strange phenomenon was going on in the world of science. A strange artifact was found floating amongst space. It was something that no one on their own could tell what it was. The thought of what it could be drove Benny to utter hysteria, as he was obsessed on finding...

The Real Powerpuff Girls Episode 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Song: link

People: *Watching the 2016 Powerpuff Girls*

Stop the song, and play this sound effect: link

Tom Kenny: *Appears on the TV screen, and talks in his narrator voice* Ladies, and gentlemen, toi finally get to see my gorgeous face. Also, toi shouldn't be tortured par the reboot. I'm going to tell toi the real story about the Powerpuff Girls.

Song: link

Tom Kenny: Sugar. Spice, and everything nice. These were the ingredients chosen to create the perfect little girls, but Professor Utonium accidentally added an extra ingredient to the concoction. Chemical X!
Professor: *Gets moved backwards...

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Windwakerguy430's haut, retour au début Ten Annoying Video Game Enemies

posted by windwakerguy43

Video games have a huge variety of enemies. Some range from simple and weak, like Halo’s Grunts, some range from pretty hard but fun like the Black Knights from Dark Souls, and some are just fun to attack. But then… there are THOSE enemies. toi know the ones, the ones that seem to only exist just to piss the player off, due to how annoying they are. Yeah, those ones. So, today, I want to share with toi all the enemies from video games that brought me the worst kind of pain possible. First, some rules. Only from games that I have played, so no Falcons from Ninja Gaiden. Also, only one enemy...

Jojo's Bizarre Adventure

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A DANAsses Perspective-Future Diary/Mirai Nikki Review

posted by deathding

salut THERE, I'M DAN DUMBASS! :D THE ONLY HUMAN BEING IN THE WORLD TO BE AN EXACT REPLICA OF EVERY GODDAMN TROLL EVER!

........THAT WASNT A COMPLIMENT, WAS IT?

SO APPARENTLY THERE'Z THIS montrer NAMED MIR-MER-ME-RAI NEK-NIKEI? WAIT A MINUTE, I GOT THIS! I SWEAR, UH.....

MER-MIRAI-MIRAIAH? NICK-NEI-NI-FUCK IT! FUTURE DIARY!

THIS montrer IS SO AMAZINGBALLZ! :D THE CONSEPT IS SO GOOD, DA VOICE ACTIN IS VRILLIANT, AND DAT THEM SONG IS SO GOOD!

THIS montrer IS SO GOOD! :D GOODGOODGOODGOOD I DONT KNOW ANY OTHER POSITIVE WORD OTHER THAN GOOD! :D

SO DA STORYZ ABOUT DIS SCARY CAT GUY NAMD I CANNOT AND WILL NEVER BE...

Wind's Story Time: Wind Get's Pneumonia and Vomits in a Hospital Parking Lot

posted by windwakerguy43

Hello, everyone, and welcome to Wind’s Story Time. Today’s story; Wind and Pneumonia.
So the earliest memory I ever recall having is when I was only three years old and I had pneumonia. Yeah, what a great early memory. I remember getting this from walking outside in the snow without proper equipment. Needless to say, I thought it was just a cold… Oh, was I wrong. Instead, what happened was that I got one of the worst fevers ever. For those of toi with the flu who think toi got it bad, trying being a walking hazard zone at the age of three. I’m not even kidding, I was literally a quarantine...