Hey, here is a Mario fanfic. Guess what? It sucks. Yeah, this one here is a real big fuck up, and it is known as Mario’s Inner Insanity. par the end of this, I think I’ll be the one who’s insane. Also, the author’s nom d’utilisateur is Mr. Steal toi Ho, so, right off the bat, I can tell we’re going to “enjoy” this fanfic.
So, the fanfic starts with Bowser kidnapping Mario. Now, this fanfic can’t decide if it wants to be told in first ou third person. One minute, Mario’s telling us the story, and the next, there’s a narrator. Get used to that, because the fanfic is going to talk about it a lot. So, once pêche, peach is kidnapped, Mario promises that he will kill Bowser. This can’t surely fuck up the story…. Sarcastic, of course.
So, Toad tells Mario to talk to Toadsworth, but Mario ignores him. Seriously, what the hell would Toadsworth know what to do. After that, Mario gets an AK-47… because those just some how exist in the world of the champignon Kingdom, and Mario starts going around, killing Koopas and Goombas. This is the whole chapter, folks. Just a whole chapter of Mario killing Koopas and Goombas. There is nothing else that happens. Literally, NOTHING! Please tell me the suivant chapters fair better.
So, in this chapter, Mario kills plus Goombas. Of… fucking… course. But he goes in a portal… there’s something, right. So, the suivant chapter, Mario finds a note from Bowser, telling Mario to meet him… And that’s it… Okay, why would toi make a chapter that only lasts a minute. And I’m not kidding, I timed the amount of time it took me to read this chapter. It lasted 48 SECONDS!!! What kind of chapter lasts as long as bad TV commercial?
So, after that, we get a scene with Mario climbing up a mountain. Nothing happens. There is no exposition, and it has jackshit to do with the plot. Moving on. So, Mario finally gets to the castle, and we get a boring fight with Bowser. Goombas take gun, Goombas drop gun, Mario kills Bowser. Hoo-fucking-ray. After that, pêche, peach takes the fusil, carabine and shoots and kills Mario- Wait, what? Yeah, the whole time, pêche, peach wanted to kill Mario… Twist ending??? Oh, screw it, this fanfic is garbage.
It is nothing plus than a poorly written mess, which is filled with boring chapters that should have never been put in it from beginning, and the other times, it shows nothing but pointless violence. This fanfic is crap, and I learned to never read a fanfic par an auteur with a nom d’utilisateur as bad as Mr. Steal toi Hoe. But, hey, that’s only my opinion. What’s Your Take
So, the fanfic starts with Bowser kidnapping Mario. Now, this fanfic can’t decide if it wants to be told in first ou third person. One minute, Mario’s telling us the story, and the next, there’s a narrator. Get used to that, because the fanfic is going to talk about it a lot. So, once pêche, peach is kidnapped, Mario promises that he will kill Bowser. This can’t surely fuck up the story…. Sarcastic, of course.
So, Toad tells Mario to talk to Toadsworth, but Mario ignores him. Seriously, what the hell would Toadsworth know what to do. After that, Mario gets an AK-47… because those just some how exist in the world of the champignon Kingdom, and Mario starts going around, killing Koopas and Goombas. This is the whole chapter, folks. Just a whole chapter of Mario killing Koopas and Goombas. There is nothing else that happens. Literally, NOTHING! Please tell me the suivant chapters fair better.
So, in this chapter, Mario kills plus Goombas. Of… fucking… course. But he goes in a portal… there’s something, right. So, the suivant chapter, Mario finds a note from Bowser, telling Mario to meet him… And that’s it… Okay, why would toi make a chapter that only lasts a minute. And I’m not kidding, I timed the amount of time it took me to read this chapter. It lasted 48 SECONDS!!! What kind of chapter lasts as long as bad TV commercial?
So, after that, we get a scene with Mario climbing up a mountain. Nothing happens. There is no exposition, and it has jackshit to do with the plot. Moving on. So, Mario finally gets to the castle, and we get a boring fight with Bowser. Goombas take gun, Goombas drop gun, Mario kills Bowser. Hoo-fucking-ray. After that, pêche, peach takes the fusil, carabine and shoots and kills Mario- Wait, what? Yeah, the whole time, pêche, peach wanted to kill Mario… Twist ending??? Oh, screw it, this fanfic is garbage.
It is nothing plus than a poorly written mess, which is filled with boring chapters that should have never been put in it from beginning, and the other times, it shows nothing but pointless violence. This fanfic is crap, and I learned to never read a fanfic par an auteur with a nom d’utilisateur as bad as Mr. Steal toi Hoe. But, hey, that’s only my opinion. What’s Your Take
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Kevin: *Walks into the center of a white background* Who are you, and what are toi doing here?! Wait, dammit. I'm sorry, I completely forgot. You're here for Sean's Spectacular Saturday of Stories, aren't you? Well, I'm sorry, but it hasn't arrived yet. As toi probably already know, it's going to be on Saturday, hence the title. There's not exactly a whole lot I can do for you, but tell toi to come back on Saturday. We're going to have new shows joining our lineup, and that's a good thing. Variety is the key to success, and toi can definitely wait for success....
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Kevin: *Walks into the center of a white background* Who are you, and what are toi doing here?! Wait, dammit. I'm sorry, I completely forgot. You're here for Sean's Spectacular Saturday of Stories, aren't you? Well, I'm sorry, but it hasn't arrived yet. As toi probably already know, it's going to be on Saturday, hence the title. There's not exactly a whole lot I can do for you, but tell toi to come back on Saturday. We're going to have new shows joining our lineup, and that's a good thing. Variety is the key to success, and toi can definitely wait for success....
Okay, so I am coming into this movie from the perspective of a viewer who has never seen anything from the original film. All I know about this movie is that it is, in fact, a remake of the original film and it was directed par body horror master himself, David Cronenberg, in possibly his most populaire film ever. And I’m here excited to see what disgusting shit Cronenberg made this time. So let’s get into it, let’s check out the 1984 classic, The Fly.
The Fly follows the story of a scientist named Seth Brundle, played par America’s sweetheart, Jeff Goldblum, who creates a teleportation...
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The Fly follows the story of a scientist named Seth Brundle, played par America’s sweetheart, Jeff Goldblum, who creates a teleportation...
toi know, as I was trying to decide what film I’d watch suivant on Cultober, a thought came to mind. There just wasn’t enough animé trash for this year. And that is where 1987’s Wicked City comes in. This marks the first animated horror film I’ve talked about on here, and what a one to start with. I would have gone with Vampire Hunter D, but how could I pass on the chance to talk about the film that may have started the genre of tentacle hentai……. Oh, what’ve I gotten myself into
Taking place in Japon because of course, the human world coexists with an alternate dimension known...
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Taking place in Japon because of course, the human world coexists with an alternate dimension known...
Okay… So we got a really strange one for toi all today. This is definitely going to be a shorter video because… well, I don’t know what to talk about it. This is a film that is so ambiguous and so… unique, that I actually have trouble discussing it. So, I guess, today, we will be talking about the 1991… Classic?... Begotten
So the story of Begotten is…. Whatever the fuck. It follows such characters as Mother Earth, Son of Earth, ou Flesh on Bone, and God Killing Himself. My favori has to be God Killing Himself. So, from what I can gather God Killing Himself does what he does...
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So the story of Begotten is…. Whatever the fuck. It follows such characters as Mother Earth, Son of Earth, ou Flesh on Bone, and God Killing Himself. My favori has to be God Killing Himself. So, from what I can gather God Killing Himself does what he does...
