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So, I promised I would read plus Alpha and Omega fanfics…… much to my displeasure, so, here is the suivant one, known as Jasper Park Mating Season….. Haven’t even read it, and already, I regret my decision.
So, it starts with Kate washing herself… And, before toi ask, I can’t tell if they are loups ou anthropomorphic creatures. I really isn’t explained. Anyway, Lily comes by, and so, they then talk about mating season. Oh, boy, here we go again with this shit. So, after that embarrassing conversation, they déplacer to another embarrassing conversation, which is talking about Humphrey’s…. penis size. Can I just stop before it gets worse. After that, they then decide to wash each other… Uh, quick question, they are sisters, right? So, once this happens, they then get into… the mood. No, don’t do this, author. Don’t toi fucking do this. So, then, we get to a sex scene. OF FUCKING COURSE! INCSET! IS THIS THE FUCKING TREND FOR ALL ALPHA AND OMEGA FANFICS! At least My Little Ponies Filly Fooling fanfic didn’t go to the distance of incest. At least they knew when to stop. This fanfic, however, pushes the limits, goes beyond the boundaries, and just fucking pisses me off. AND IT FUCKING WORKED!
So, if that wasn’t bad enough, that was only THE FIRST FUCKING CHAPTER! So, yeah, the first chapter, and its already a gigantic failure. So, anyway, we cut to Winston waking up. So, from the knowledge I gathered, Winston is Lily and Kate’s father… Oh no, no, no, no. The auteur wouldn’t go THAT far, would he. So, Winston remembers its his birthday, so, the most accurate thing to do is drink on his birthday. Yeah, I feel the same just lire this. If I was legally aged, oh god, I would be drunk. Anyway, he walks past Lily and Kate, who are trying to decide what to get him, but, Kate gets an idea. That idea is sex. Oh, Kate, you’re a- just- You’re a fucking idiot. So, once Winston walks in, they have sex with him. OH COME ON! toi MOTHER FUCKER! toi FUCKING DID IT! toi FU- toi know what, screw it, We’re at the third and final chapter. Lets just get this over with, so I can cry in the douche about this later.
So, now we have Garth and Humphery, they have sex, end. Seriously, do toi honestly think there was a story in this chapter, LET ALONE THE WHOLE FANFIC!?
So, there toi go, Jasper Park Mating Season, and it is nothing plus then some sick mans mind who thinks that sex with your family is an okay thing. No, its not. It’s fucked up. And, if toi took out the sex, this whole thing would have sucked anyway, as, the sex was all there was. In other words, this isn’t even a fanfic, it’s basically just furry porn made into text. So, yeah, unless your an incestual furry, I would stay the fuck away from this disgrace. But, hey, that’s only my opinion. What’s Your Take
For the entirety of October, I will be doing CoH articles. One Tuesday will be a review, than a haut, retour au début ten, and so on until Halloween. And since I did a review on Dead Space, now is the best time to talk about a haut, retour au début ten. And when it comes to haut, retour au début tens, none are plus done than the scariest enemies in video games. And while enemies are good and scary on their own, I want to look at bosses… Which isn’t much better, I know, but screw it. There are many disturbing bosses in games, especially in horror games. But what about those that come when toi least expect it from a horror game. One’s that...
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I a dit it before and I’ll say it again, I l’amour No plus Heroes, from the characters, to the combat, to the overworld. And one of the things that makes this game what it is are the bosses in it. The 10 Ranked assassins of the United Assassins Association are some of the craziest and most thought provoking bosses I have seen in video games. Sure, they may not be as insane to fight ou as insanely well detailed and designed like a Bayonetta ou Devil May Cry boss, but how they behave, what they have to say, and what they do make them all the plus interesting. How they fight, what tricks they pull,...
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There are dozens of ways a game can come to an end. They can make their ending tie together the loose ends and bring the story to a satisfying close, they can leave a person on a cliffhanger for the suivant installment, ou they can completely fail all together. And then toi get THOSE endings. Those endings that come out of nowhere and are seen as completely weird. Whether it’s due to awkward movement and voice acting, a single scene making the whole ending change entirely, ou just Japon being Japan, these endings are seen as being so weird, that they can be charming in their own way… ou be...
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So I just got done watching a pretty darn populaire animé named "The Familiar Of Zero". (Well, it was only season one, but yeah. It had an ending and all that, so I'm not really cheating here.)

And this anime....... I l’amour it. Honestly. From the seconde I started episode one I knew this was going to be awesome, and it mostly was! BUT I do have a few complaints with it.........

And par a "Few" I mean A GODDAMN TRILLION.

Welcome to my new series aléatoire Rants! Where I nitpick the mother-living hell out of whatever I so damn desire. Sound good to you? IT FUCKING BETTER.

So although I really do think The...
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When it comes to horror anime, they seem to be some of the plus mature animé out there. As much flak horror gets in general for just being a disgusting and barbaric genre, seen as only catering to violent psychopaths, horror anime, at least the ones that I have seen, seem to handle their horror maturely. From the psychological break-down of our protagonist in Parasyte, to the symbolism and philosophy of Monster. Even Highschool of the Dead can come up with some relatable characters... toi know, when they aren't having jiggle physics. And with Japon treating their audience plus maturely, it's...
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Alright, so for the past few days, the video games that I’ve talked about were pretty tame. Not bad, just not the sort of thing you’d expect. When toi read my articles, toi expect constant nightmares coming right at your face, disturbing imagery, haunting monsters, and just in general something that would drive a person crazy with fear. Not depressing stuff or… whatever the hell Condemned’s story was trying to tell. And don’t get me started on the 12 Days of Christmassacre. I liked those reviews, but I think I’d like to talk about something that is a true nightmare, in a good way....
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Now, what are games made for? Entertainment. And if a game is not entertaining, then there is no point for the game to EVER exist. However, some game developers do not know this, and instead make their games as boring as possible. So, today, I am going to talk about the games that bore me the most. Now, these are only going to be games that I have played, so no Desert Bus. Now, with that said, lets start the list

 Spore: Hero Arena
Spore: Hero Arena


#10: Spore: Hero Arena - Leave it to EA to fuck over the fans of their games. Spore was a game where toi create a creature and watch as it grows and builds a...
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Boy: (Looking at a bicycle in the window) Mommy! Mommy! I know what I want for Christmas!
Mom: That's lovely, sweetie. Why don't toi write a letter to Santa about it
Boy: Okay!

Boy: (Writing a letter) Dear Sa-...Sa.... Who was it for again. Eh, I'm sure I'll manage (Writes down his thoughts on the letter)

Boy: (Places the letter in the mail)

Boy: (Looks inside the mailbox to find a red envelope and opens it) Dear Youngster. It has come to my attention that toi wish for a wonderful red bicycle. I can give toi this if toi wish, but only on one condition. (Looks up from the letter) Anything for my...
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Hawkeye: What's with the weird music?
Kevin: Still ahead of your time.
Stylo: It's from the...90's?
Kevin: 80's.
S.B: S.B here folks, and I'm here as your host tonight for Sean's Spectacular Saturday of Stories. We're gonna kick off the rest of our montrer with Six Shooters 2. Once that's over, we're gonna take a break, because of Chinese New Year, and President's Day. We will return on the 10th of March. Enjoy the movie.

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SeanTheHedgehog & WindWakerGuy430 Present

Men: *Racing hot rods*

Six Shooters 2

Men: *Racing in other hot rods*

Starring SeanTheHedgehog as Alan Martinez
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