Link: Okay, so, what do we do suivant on Windfall
Tetra: Well, there is this teacher named Ms. Marie who is having problems with a group of kids.
Link: ...... Why do I give a fuck
Tetra: A reward involving a thousand dollars and your own tropical island
Link: Wait, are toi serious.
Tetra: Yep
Link: ........... Your bullshitting me
Tetra: Why don't toi find out then
Link: .....................
(Later, at Ms. Maries school)
Ms. Marie: Oh, young boy, please help me, I-
Link: Yeah, don't worry, I'll fix the problem
Ms. Marie: toi will? Oh tha-
Link: Yeah, shut up (Walks out)
(Later, outside)
Link: Okay, now, where are these kids
Ivan: Hold it right there, boy
Link: Who the hell are you
Ivan: I'm Ivan. I am the leader of the dangerous gang. The Killer Bees.
Link: ..... phhhhhhhhh AH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!
Ivan: Don't laugh at us. Were a dangerous gang.
Link: Oh, sure, what are toi gonna do, crap in your training diapers and suck your thumbs
Ivan: No. We'll cut off your fucking dick and force toi to eat it.
Link: ..................... Oh
Ivan: Now, if toi wanna mess with us, you'll have to deal with the rest of the game. There's Jin
Jin: I'm a crazy redneck.
Ivan: Then Jan.
Jan: I am a transvestite.
Ivan: And finally, Jun-Roberto.
Jun-Roberto: I worship the devil
Link: Wow, what a great cast of characters
Ivan: So, what do toi want
Link: toi see, an annoying old lady told me a couple of little shits were bothering her... I'm gonna guess that those a dit shits are toi four, so, I'll ask nicely that toi stop... and if toi don't accept it, I won't have no trouble in assaulting four minors.
Ivan: Oh, really, what are toi gonna do
Jin: He can't do a goddamn thin'
Jan: Even my mom's make-up isn't as shady as him
Jun-Roberto: All hail Satan
Link: Okay, I tried to do it the nice way, now we'll have to do it my way... which is pretty much the hard way
(Later, in Ms. Maries Class)
Ms. Marie: You're back already
Link: Yep
Ms. Maries: Well, did toi set a good example to those little kids
Link: I sure did
Ivan: I can't feel my legs.... and that's because he took my legs
Ms. Marie: Well, thank you, young lad. Here is the deed to my private island. It's yours now
Link: Are toi fucking serious? I got my own island now. Fuck yeah.. But why
Ms. Marie: I'm going senile and starting to forget where I live..... Where am I?
(Later, on the ship)
Link: Fuck yeah, this is the coolest reward ever. Lets go check out the island
(Later, on the island)
Link: This place sucks
TO BE CONTINUED
Tetra: Well, there is this teacher named Ms. Marie who is having problems with a group of kids.
Link: ...... Why do I give a fuck
Tetra: A reward involving a thousand dollars and your own tropical island
Link: Wait, are toi serious.
Tetra: Yep
Link: ........... Your bullshitting me
Tetra: Why don't toi find out then
Link: .....................
(Later, at Ms. Maries school)
Ms. Marie: Oh, young boy, please help me, I-
Link: Yeah, don't worry, I'll fix the problem
Ms. Marie: toi will? Oh tha-
Link: Yeah, shut up (Walks out)
(Later, outside)
Link: Okay, now, where are these kids
Ivan: Hold it right there, boy
Link: Who the hell are you
Ivan: I'm Ivan. I am the leader of the dangerous gang. The Killer Bees.
Link: ..... phhhhhhhhh AH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!
Ivan: Don't laugh at us. Were a dangerous gang.
Link: Oh, sure, what are toi gonna do, crap in your training diapers and suck your thumbs
Ivan: No. We'll cut off your fucking dick and force toi to eat it.
Link: ..................... Oh
Ivan: Now, if toi wanna mess with us, you'll have to deal with the rest of the game. There's Jin
Jin: I'm a crazy redneck.
Ivan: Then Jan.
Jan: I am a transvestite.
Ivan: And finally, Jun-Roberto.
Jun-Roberto: I worship the devil
Link: Wow, what a great cast of characters
Ivan: So, what do toi want
Link: toi see, an annoying old lady told me a couple of little shits were bothering her... I'm gonna guess that those a dit shits are toi four, so, I'll ask nicely that toi stop... and if toi don't accept it, I won't have no trouble in assaulting four minors.
Ivan: Oh, really, what are toi gonna do
Jin: He can't do a goddamn thin'
Jan: Even my mom's make-up isn't as shady as him
Jun-Roberto: All hail Satan
Link: Okay, I tried to do it the nice way, now we'll have to do it my way... which is pretty much the hard way
(Later, in Ms. Maries Class)
Ms. Marie: You're back already
Link: Yep
Ms. Maries: Well, did toi set a good example to those little kids
Link: I sure did
Ivan: I can't feel my legs.... and that's because he took my legs
Ms. Marie: Well, thank you, young lad. Here is the deed to my private island. It's yours now
Link: Are toi fucking serious? I got my own island now. Fuck yeah.. But why
Ms. Marie: I'm going senile and starting to forget where I live..... Where am I?
(Later, on the ship)
Link: Fuck yeah, this is the coolest reward ever. Lets go check out the island
(Later, on the island)
Link: This place sucks
TO BE CONTINUED
Welcome to the seconde episode of Cultober II: The Return. Yesterday, we looked at a classic horror film that is regarded for its écriture and effects. Now we will be looking at a classic B-monster film that is known for its cheese but loved for its premise nonetheless. Today we will be looking at what many consider the king of classic b-movies, 1958’s The Blob. The original, of course.
Young amoureux Steve and Jane are at Lover’s Lane when a meteorite crashes into earth. From within, a gelatinous creature known only as The Blob emerges from within and begins to devour residents of the...
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Young amoureux Steve and Jane are at Lover’s Lane when a meteorite crashes into earth. From within, a gelatinous creature known only as The Blob emerges from within and begins to devour residents of the...
When I was twelve years old, I remember my older brother playing the hell out of Batman: Arkham Knight. It looked so cool and a ton of fun to play, but when I played it, I got my cul, ass kicked. Because character action game. But I still liked what I had (Not enough to put on the list, clearly), but I thought, “What if other superheroes got this kind of treatment”. And then Spider-Man came out.
Okay, so I won’t explain much of the plot. toi know Spider-Man. I know Spider-Man. We all know Spider-Man. The plot involves Spider-Man getting involved with a terrorist attack and as to fight...
So remember when I talked about how a David Cage game, despite how much of a hack he is, has a better concept of mattering choices than Telltale? Yeah, I still stand par that, despite Cage's lack to tell a story. But that's not to say Telltale games are bad. At least, not all of them. One of my favoris is the very stylish and narrative griping murder mystery of The loup Among Us. So let's talk about-
Hi everyone this is DisneyPrince88 and I’ll be doing one of WindWakerGuy430’s haut, retour au début 100 video games for his anniversary
The video game that I’ll be reviewing is one of WindwakerGuy...
So let’s be really clear here. As far as écriture goes, and an interesting story, I prefer the GTA games over any other sandbox game. But for replayability, for massive fun, for an overworld that is brimming with personality just begging to be fucked around in, I always prefer the Saints Row games, and none of them is plus insane and fun to play than Saints Row IV
So the game is far different from the past games, which was about a small rue gang becoming a massive criminal empire. Now a dit rue gang’s leader has become president of the United States. And there’s aliens, espionage,...
Remember back when I talked about Lollipop Chainsaw and a dit that it was the most decisive game from sauterelle before another game. Well, this is the now most decisive. Travis Strikes Again, a spin off, not No plus Heroes 3, that people either like ou hate. And in case it wasn’t super obvious, I l’amour this game
I feel like it is important to remember that this game is a spin-off and not a main series game, and yet everyone still thinks this is NMH3 and a bad continuation. If this game spits on the legacy of the franchise, then Smash Bros, Pokemon Snap, and the entire Persona franchise...
Well this one is certainly going to be a blast from the past, assuming anyone from that time is even alive ou even lire this article. In 1920, when films were still silent films with only a line of text appearing afterward, not much was thought about being done in the horror genre. But low and behold, here comes Germany with one of the most influential horror films ever made, 1920’s The Cabinet of Dr. Caligari. What makes this film such a standout from almost a hundred years ago? Let’s find out.
The Cabinet of Dr. Caligari is told from the perspective of an interesting person by...
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The Cabinet of Dr. Caligari is told from the perspective of an interesting person by...
This is a film I only heard about in hushed whispers. 1988’s Maniac Cop was a slasher film that, among other slasher film titles, went unnoticed when it first came out. Low critical reception sure didn’t help. But it eventually gained a following and many people came to enjoy the film. And so, what do I think of the movie. Is it a possible underrated slasher classic ou is it not good. Well, I do like the idea of a police officer being a serial killer, and making it a lot plus of a hidden threat, so there is definitely potential here. Let’s give it a shot.
In the middle of the night,...
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In the middle of the night,...
Hello, everyone, and welcome to Whatever Happened To…, where we take a look at gaming's biggest busts, disastrous disappointments, and all of it’s failures, flops, and other alliterations. Games that could’ve been something, only to turn into nothing. And today, we’ll be talking about a little game that shouldn’t even be allowed to exist for reasons we will be getting into on this episode of Whatever Happened To…, and that game, in question, is Too Human.
Too Human was a game created par Silicon Knights, a company founded par the amazing Denis Dyack, and par amazing, I mean he’s...
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Too Human was a game created par Silicon Knights, a company founded par the amazing Denis Dyack, and par amazing, I mean he’s...
You must look at this picture for 20 secondes before continuing onto the suivant part of this fan fiction
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The following is an STH/AM6663 fan Fiction
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see. *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see.
Pinkie Pie: *Talking into a radio, recording a casette tape* Entry 749020, I have just joined three ponies in a new group formed par Celestia. This group is called 935. I do not trust the other members in my group, so I will brain wash them, and go into a teleporter I built personally. Celestia has an important job to complete in a...
