Link: I swear to god, this is a bunch of bullshit. We have met two people, and got shitty rewards.
Tetra: Well, we still got one plus person on this island to talk to. Mesa
Link: Mesa. toi mean the lazy bum
Tetra: Well, I'm sure he has a good quest for us
(Later, at Mesa's house)
Mesa: Cut my grass
Link: ........ Really. Cut the grass. I swear, I am doing chores for lazy as shit people.
Mesa: toi want your reward ou not
Link: Well, fine (Walks out and cuts the grass)
Tetra: Well, sure, things may be boring, but, at least we're getting a reward
Link: Really? What? Ten dollars for the Candy store
Tetra: Oh, ha ha. Just keep going
Link: Rrrrrr
(Later)
Link: There, I cut the grass
Mesa: Good. Well, toi can fuck off now
Link: Hold on, that;s not how this works. I cut your grass, now give me my reward.
Mesa: Are toi serious. Your reward was what toi found in the grass
Link: .......... Are toi fucking kidding me... All I found in that herbe was five rupees and a fucking arrow, AND IT'S FUCKING USELESS WITHOUT A BOW!
Mesa: Well, sorry, but, that's your reward.
Link: .......... Tetra, go to the ship, I'll be back
Tetra: Just don't do anything
Link: Okay (Tetra leaves)
Mesa: So, what are you-
(Later)
Link: (Carries a huge sack with him)
Tetra: What's that
Link: Nothing. Just Mesa's life savings I took after kicking the crap out of him
Tetra: LINK!
Link: Oh shut up, your a fucking pirate. toi should be used to it
TO BE CONTINUED
Tetra: Well, we still got one plus person on this island to talk to. Mesa
Link: Mesa. toi mean the lazy bum
Tetra: Well, I'm sure he has a good quest for us
(Later, at Mesa's house)
Mesa: Cut my grass
Link: ........ Really. Cut the grass. I swear, I am doing chores for lazy as shit people.
Mesa: toi want your reward ou not
Link: Well, fine (Walks out and cuts the grass)
Tetra: Well, sure, things may be boring, but, at least we're getting a reward
Link: Really? What? Ten dollars for the Candy store
Tetra: Oh, ha ha. Just keep going
Link: Rrrrrr
(Later)
Link: There, I cut the grass
Mesa: Good. Well, toi can fuck off now
Link: Hold on, that;s not how this works. I cut your grass, now give me my reward.
Mesa: Are toi serious. Your reward was what toi found in the grass
Link: .......... Are toi fucking kidding me... All I found in that herbe was five rupees and a fucking arrow, AND IT'S FUCKING USELESS WITHOUT A BOW!
Mesa: Well, sorry, but, that's your reward.
Link: .......... Tetra, go to the ship, I'll be back
Tetra: Just don't do anything
Link: Okay (Tetra leaves)
Mesa: So, what are you-
(Later)
Link: (Carries a huge sack with him)
Tetra: What's that
Link: Nothing. Just Mesa's life savings I took after kicking the crap out of him
Tetra: LINK!
Link: Oh shut up, your a fucking pirate. toi should be used to it
TO BE CONTINUED
Tingle: Oh, hello aga-
Link: GIVE ME THE FUCKING MAP
Tinge: Well, lets see (Counts bag of rupees) Well, it seems to be about right. Here is your map
Link: GREAT! HOW MUCH MAPS DO I NEED LEFT
Tingle: Hmm...... About four
Link: THANK toi (Leaves)
King of Red Lions: So, where is the suivant Triforce shard
Link: ON SOME STUPID ISLAND
King of Red Lions: Then let us be off
Link: GOOD IDEA
King of Red Lions: ......Um...... Why are toi still yelling. You've been doing that ever since we left the Wind Temple
Link: I TOLD YOU! I'M REALLY FUCKING PISSED
King of Red Lions: Oh right
TO BE CONTINUED
Link: GIVE ME THE FUCKING MAP
Tinge: Well, lets see (Counts bag of rupees) Well, it seems to be about right. Here is your map
Link: GREAT! HOW MUCH MAPS DO I NEED LEFT
Tingle: Hmm...... About four
Link: THANK toi (Leaves)
King of Red Lions: So, where is the suivant Triforce shard
Link: ON SOME STUPID ISLAND
King of Red Lions: Then let us be off
Link: GOOD IDEA
King of Red Lions: ......Um...... Why are toi still yelling. You've been doing that ever since we left the Wind Temple
Link: I TOLD YOU! I'M REALLY FUCKING PISSED
King of Red Lions: Oh right
TO BE CONTINUED
Unpa Lunpa doom-pa-de-do
I’ve got a perfect order for you
Unpa Lunpa Doom-pa-de-dee
If toi wish to live, you’ll listen to me
What can we do when our labor camps full
Unable to get children to produce our wool
Insurance Fraud is our get-rich-quick scheme
Scaring the people so I may haunt their dreams
The nuclear threats also make me glee
Unpa Lunpa Doom-pa-de-dong
If toi follow my laws, toi will live long
toi will be in daddy’s graces too
Like I, Unpa Lunpa, doom-pa-dee-do
I’ve got a perfect order for you
Unpa Lunpa Doom-pa-de-dee
If toi wish to live, you’ll listen to me
What can we do when our labor camps full
Unable to get children to produce our wool
Insurance Fraud is our get-rich-quick scheme
Scaring the people so I may haunt their dreams
The nuclear threats also make me glee
Unpa Lunpa Doom-pa-de-dong
If toi follow my laws, toi will live long
toi will be in daddy’s graces too
Like I, Unpa Lunpa, doom-pa-dee-do