Legend of Zelda: Wind Waker Abridged - Part 10

posted by windwakerguy43

Link: (Wakes up) Huh, what happened
King of Red Lions: Oh, Link, good thing your safe. After your Pokemon burned down that building, I got toi out of there
Link: Huh (Sees Tetra) Holy shit, did me and Tetra-
King of Red Lions: No
Link: Goddamn it
King of Red Lions: Anyway, we need to go to the sacred realm again, because............. Well, lets go (Goes through portal)

King of Red Lions: Well, here we are
Link: (Breathes for air) Why the fuck didn't toi warn me
King of Red Lions: I can't help it. I'm a boat. I don't even have lungs. Anyway, just go in there, and take Tetra
Tetra: (Wakes up) Did someone say my name
Link: Than god, I thought I'd have to carry her
Tetra: Carry me. Well, in that case (Pretends to be asleep)
Link: Son of a bitch

Link: (Carries Tetra) Oh, fuck this (Throws tétra on ground)
Tetra: Ow. What the fuck
Link: Well, too bad
???: Ah, good, your both here
Link: Who a dit that
???: (Man appears) It is I, the King of Red Lions
Link: Huh. It's you
King of Red Lions: Yes. It is really me. And I'm the king of Hyrule as well
Link: So your two kings at once
King of Red Lions: Yep
Link: Wait, what's Red Lion anyway
King of Red Lions: I think its a pub
Link: Oh
King of Red Lions: Anyway, Tetra. I have a secret to tell you. toi are my long Lost daughter, and your real name is Zelda
Tetra: Whaaaaaat
King of Red Lions: Yes, it is true. Now, hold still while I reach into toi and montrer toi things you've never seen
Tetra: Uh... I need an adult
King of Red Lions: Oh shut up (Bright light appears) (Tetra wears princess outfit)
Tetra: Oh my god. I'm a princess
Link: (Stares)
King of Red Lions: Um.... Link...... Link..... LINK
Link: Huh, oh um..... what
King of Red Lions: Now, toi and I must leave elda in this really weird place for god knows how long until we kill two plus bosses
Link: Okay then
Tetra: Link, before toi go. I have something to tell you
Link: Yes
Tetra: Well, I just want to tell you...... That if toi fuck this up, I'll kill you
Link: Wait, what
Tetra: Bye

Link: So, King of Red Lions, what do we need to do. All I want to get this over with so I can sleep with Tetra
King of Red Lions: Hey, that's my daughter
Link: Oh right, sorry
King of Red Lions: Anyway, lets go and find the one of the two sages so we can go into the suivant temple.
Link: And who is the sage
King of Red Lions: Well, I don't know, but the legend says that the suivant sage is a human crossed with another animal that has an odd mind
Link: ................ toi don't say
TO BE CONTINUED

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Windwakerguy430's haut, retour au début 20 plus Lost Video Games and Content

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Here’s another list, because twenty Lost games wasn’t enough. There was way too much games that were Lost for several reasons. You’d think that in this jour and age, it would be hard to lose a game with the level of internet access we have. But no, there are still hundreds of games out there, that never made it to consoles, and probably will stay that way. There was just way too much to leave out, I just had to make a seconde list, continuing the discussion on Lost video games that were either eventually found, have some evidence of their existence, ou are so obscure, toi probably wouldn’t...

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Corner of Horror - Episode 1 - Five Nights at Freddy's

posted by windwakerguy43

Okay, let’s just get the most controversial opinion out of the way. Let’s talk about the biggest horror game franchise of this year, and maybe even of all time, also being the video game franchise that I… well… How do I put this… I don’t like Five Nights at Freddy’s
(And thus, Wind was never heard from again. They say his screams as the fans tore him apart could still be heard in his house to this very day)
Yeah, just saying that I don’t like this game is like a black man at a Klan meeting. toi don’t do it unless you're suicidal. So, why am I doing it then? Because somebody...

What's Your Take - article 53 - Rini's Horrible Fanfiction

posted by windwakerguy43

Yet another fanfic about a montrer I never had the chance to watch. Now, from what I know, this fanfic is based off of the hit anime, Sailor Moon... A montrer in which I never got around to watching because I'm an idiot that never looks at populaire stuff. Anyway, this fanfic here, named Rini's Horrible Death, is a huge piece of shit that I'm surprised I actually got through it without wanting to find the actul sorce for this fanfic and burn every bit of it. Lets begin, shall we?
So, the whole fanfic is about a character from the montrer named Serena is getting fed up with Rini always getting in the way...

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What's Your Take - article 45 - Dipper Goes to taco Bell, Reader Goes to Hell

posted by windwakerguy43

What do toi get when toi take a beloved cartoon and mix it with some of the worst fanfics known to man... toi get Dipper Goes to taco Bell
You can tell just from lire that titre that this is stupid. This is a Gravity Falls fanfic, and a bad one at that. Now, let me start off par saying I have not had the luck to watch Gravity Falls. Of course, I am willing to give the montrer a try, but, for the moment, I have no clue what the montrer is, ou who the characters are, so, if I make a mistake involving the show, then, don't get mad. Just remember, I have not watched this montrer yet. Anyway, the fanfic...

SATEN TWIST ADVENTURES: Best of Master Sword

posted by Canada24

#1:

Saten: (a an ou two ago) Excuse me. I'm looking for the owner this business?

Mare: Wait though there (points at Master Swords office)

Saten: (starting going in).

Master Sword: (hiding behind wall) Come on. Come on.

Saten: (walks in) Excuse me I-

Sword: (tackles him and start violently beating him up)... (stops).. Sorry. (pants). I thought toi were the mafia.

Saten: N No I'm Saten Twist.

Sword: Who?

Saten: I've been asked to interview you.

Sword: Interview!?. (eyes narrow) Well. toi can't interview a dead man now CAN YOU! (jumps out the four story window, and ends up going into ambulance, and he...

NikPiks QuikPiks - What Punk Actually Means

posted by windwakerguy43

So the punk scene, what a scene it is. Big mohawks, piercings, and a bad attitude that all those films and annoyed parents warned us about. But seriously, it’s not all that. Nowadays, punk has become nothing plus than a front for stores like Hot Topic to make a quick buck off of and unless your Green Day, most of your venues are a small bar if they’re lucky. What is the kind of thing punk is mistaken for, what is it really, and just what happened to it all? Well, that’s what I am here to talk about today. Sadly, don’t expect a huge analysis on this one. This is merely a myriad of thoughts...

Barney Takes a Dump

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The haut, retour au début 100 - #79: Grand Theft Auto: Vice City

posted by windwakerguy43

So let’s talk about Grand Theft Auto… Okay, this is not gonna be easy to discuss. I never really enjoyed the gameplay of IV ou even V. I think it was too real, if that makes any sense. It felt weighted down, and just kinda dull for me. I like the characters, I like the story, and I like the witty humor and satire of the modern world, but man, was the gameplay not doing it for me. But then I went back and tired out some older GTA games from the past, and yeah, this is definitely what I prefered. And let’s start with one of my favorites, Vice City.
The story is simple if toi watched...

Whatever Happened To Daikatana

posted by windwakerguy43

Hello, everyone, and welcome to another edition to Whatever Happened To... , where we look at gaming’s biggest flops, failures, and flub ups. And today, we’re all bitches! According to gaming’s biggest burnout, John Romero. And anyone who knows about worst games ever, knows exactly what we’re gonna be talking about. The N64 hype disaster, 2000s Daikatana.

Daikatana is an infamous game, for many reasons, and follows the story of feudal Japon in the future, rival clans, and the evil sword that is way lamer than Soul Edge, Daikatana. Before we talk about what a steaming pile of cow...

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Corner of Horror - Episode 103 - Devilman: Crybaby

posted by windwakerguy43

Okay, let me just get this out of the way, right now. The Devilman run is one of the silliest things I think I've ever seen. I can't handle looking at this without laughing. It's the stupidest thing ever and I l’amour it. But, that aside, let us discuss the Netflix original anime, Devilman: Crybaby, and why people have gotten so excited when talking about it.

Devilman: Crybaby is a ten episode Netflix original anime. Now, there haven't been much Netflix original animes. Including this one, there's about... three.... One of them being Neo Yokio. Oh, now that's true terror. Anyway, Devilman:...

The Nightmares and Creeps of Nik Craig: A Collection of Ten Original Horror Shorts Part 1

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~A Desire of Knowledge~
*Benny was sitting at his desk, the lab that he sat within par his lonesome was dark except for the single computer in front of him, lingering over him, the glare hitting his face as he worked in the night. The cool, autumn wind blew through the open window and brushed against him as he continued to work. A strange phenomenon was going on in the world of science. A strange artifact was found floating amongst space. It was something that no one on their own could tell what it was. The thought of what it could be drove Benny to utter hysteria, as he was obsessed on finding...

The Real Powerpuff Girls Episode 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Song: link

People: *Watching the 2016 Powerpuff Girls*

Stop the song, and play this sound effect: link

Tom Kenny: *Appears on the TV screen, and talks in his narrator voice* Ladies, and gentlemen, toi finally get to see my gorgeous face. Also, toi shouldn't be tortured par the reboot. I'm going to tell toi the real story about the Powerpuff Girls.

Song: link

Tom Kenny: Sugar. Spice, and everything nice. These were the ingredients chosen to create the perfect little girls, but Professor Utonium accidentally added an extra ingredient to the concoction. Chemical X!
Professor: *Gets moved backwards...

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Windwakerguy430's haut, retour au début Ten Annoying Video Game Enemies

posted by windwakerguy43

Video games have a huge variety of enemies. Some range from simple and weak, like Halo’s Grunts, some range from pretty hard but fun like the Black Knights from Dark Souls, and some are just fun to attack. But then… there are THOSE enemies. toi know the ones, the ones that seem to only exist just to piss the player off, due to how annoying they are. Yeah, those ones. So, today, I want to share with toi all the enemies from video games that brought me the worst kind of pain possible. First, some rules. Only from games that I have played, so no Falcons from Ninja Gaiden. Also, only one enemy...

Jojo's Bizarre Adventure

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A DANAsses Perspective-Future Diary/Mirai Nikki Review

posted by deathding

salut THERE, I'M DAN DUMBASS! :D THE ONLY HUMAN BEING IN THE WORLD TO BE AN EXACT REPLICA OF EVERY GODDAMN TROLL EVER!

........THAT WASNT A COMPLIMENT, WAS IT?

SO APPARENTLY THERE'Z THIS montrer NAMED MIR-MER-ME-RAI NEK-NIKEI? WAIT A MINUTE, I GOT THIS! I SWEAR, UH.....

MER-MIRAI-MIRAIAH? NICK-NEI-NI-FUCK IT! FUTURE DIARY!

THIS montrer IS SO AMAZINGBALLZ! :D THE CONSEPT IS SO GOOD, DA VOICE ACTIN IS VRILLIANT, AND DAT THEM SONG IS SO GOOD!

THIS montrer IS SO GOOD! :D GOODGOODGOODGOOD I DONT KNOW ANY OTHER POSITIVE WORD OTHER THAN GOOD! :D

SO DA STORYZ ABOUT DIS SCARY CAT GUY NAMD I CANNOT AND WILL NEVER BE...

Wind's Story Time: Wind Get's Pneumonia and Vomits in a Hospital Parking Lot

posted by windwakerguy43

Hello, everyone, and welcome to Wind’s Story Time. Today’s story; Wind and Pneumonia.
So the earliest memory I ever recall having is when I was only three years old and I had pneumonia. Yeah, what a great early memory. I remember getting this from walking outside in the snow without proper equipment. Needless to say, I thought it was just a cold… Oh, was I wrong. Instead, what happened was that I got one of the worst fevers ever. For those of toi with the flu who think toi got it bad, trying being a walking hazard zone at the age of three. I’m not even kidding, I was literally a quarantine...

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Why Wind Should NOT Visit Pokemon

posted by windwakerguy43

Wind: Okay, Professor, I think I’ll take a Charmande-
Gary: I WANT A SQUIRTLE
Wind: Okay, nevermind. I’ll take a Baulbasua-
Gary: I WANT THE CHARMANDER
Wind: Screw it, give me a Squirtl-
Gary: I WANT THE BULBASAUR!
Wind: Okay, toi know what, screw it. I’ll just buy a Pokeball and find some aléatoire Pokemon in the herbe ou something (Leaves)

Little Girl: Hey, toi looked at me funny
Wind: Well, duh. You’re a spoiled brat who thinks she owns the whole dirt road. I’m obviously not gonna look at toi like you’re a human being with rights
Little Girl: I challenge toi to a battle
Wind: Um… Okay (Enters...

Wind Waker Abridged: The After Adventures - Episode 11 - Manual Labor

posted by windwakerguy43

Komoli: Hey, toi want to play my game
Link: Uh... no
Komoli: Please, play my game........ No one does. Please play it
Link: Fine...... Give me fifty rupees
Komoli: Okay
Link: Really?
Komoli: Yeah, I don't give a shit. As long as toi play my game
Link: Okay (Plays game) Well, this was... a surprisingly fun game
Komoli: Hey, thanks. Hey, can toi help
Link: And I was just starting to like you
Komoli: I need toi to go and find my new employee. His names Baito
Link: Okay
Komoli: toi can't miss him. He's outside... and he's the only guy here other than toi who isn't a bird person
Link: Got it
(Later, outside)
Baito:...

Zom-Beat: The Prequel Series - Episode 3

posted by windwakerguy43

Nate: (Helps Emma into the car)
Emma: (Dials number on phone)
Chris: Oh, come on. I thought toi went in to get your stuff back)
Nate: Chris, this is serious
Chris: I am being serious
Nate: Nevermind, we got to get to a sûr, sans danger place
Chris: Well, I have a suggestion.
Nate: Do toi really ou are toi just being stupid as usual
Chris: No, totally serious. It's a place owned par Mickie
Nate: toi mean your pot dealer
Chris: I never a dit he was clean. I just a dit the place was safe
Nate: For Gods sake- Fine
Emma: (On phone) Hey, dad. Things are really bad here
Nate: (Dad...... Oh crap. Right. Him)

(January 12th........

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What's Your Take - article 121 - Sally NOT EXE

posted by windwakerguy43

Everyone, I have good news and bad news. Good news is that we are at the last of the Sonic.EXE series......... The bad news, is that this one is the worst of the bunch..... IT's Sally.EXE.... ugh.
So, it starts with this guy saying he never watches Sonic télévision shows, however his favori character is Sally, a character who only appears in the television. Wow, not even ten secondes in and I hate this story already.
Also, I like to point out that this story takes notes from Sonic.EXE, in other words, its the same fucking thing as Sonic.EXE, just with Sally. It is literally the same fucking...