(Cody parks car in front of bank)
Cody: Okay, can we not screw this up this time
Nick: Well, duh. Why else do toi think I brought this accueil made pipe bomb. I'm not going to pistol whip the SWAT Team this time
Cody: (Sigh) toi better not fuck this up (Puts on mask)
Nick: toi worry to much, Cody (Puts on mask)
Cody: Okay, lets go (Gets out of car)
Nick: (Follows) Trust me, just follow my lead and this will go fine (Walks into bank) Alright. (Fire gun at ceiling) This is a goddamn robbery
Cody: (Runs in) Surprise, motherfu- (Slips and falls on floor) Ow
Nick: What the fuck, Cody
Cody: I thought I would surprise them
Nick: Well, toi did a damn good job. Nevermind (Points gun at people) Okay, all of toi get down on the ground and don't move. Don't think we won't shoot yoy
Cody: Hey, toi promised we wouldn't kill anyone
Nick: No, toi promised. I never promised. If I want to kill anyone, I will. I'll even kill that five an old over there (Kid cries)
Cody: Nick, will toi just try not to kill anyone, and just keep them from leaving while I get to the voûte and get the money
Nick: Fine, but if anyone shoots at me, I will kill them
Cody: Goddamn it (Runs to vault) (Pulls on door) It's locked
Nick: Well, get the keys from the counter
Cody: Okay (Gets to the back of the counter) (Gets keys) (Goes back to vault) (Opens vault) (Looks at money)
Nick: (Sits at ground with his head in his hand while still pointing gun) Cody, what's taking so long
Cody: (Stares at money)
Nick: (Goes to vault) Are toi having a goddamn stroke ou some- (Looks at money) Whoa. Holy shit. That's a lot of cash
(Alarm Rings)
Nick: Oh shit. (Points gun) Which on of toi pressed the alarm
(People point at each other)
Cody: Fuck it, get the money
Nick: Rrrr.... Your all lucky theres lots of money here, ou I'd shoot toi all
(Cody puts money in back)
Nick: Did toi get the money yet
Cody: I've only got a couple million in here
Nick: Fuck that, we need a couple billion
Cody: Fine (puts plus money in)
Nick: (Points gun) toi all are so fucking lucky
Cody: Okay, I got it, lets go
Nick: Okay, lets go (Runs out)
Cody: Well, that wasn't so bad
Nick: I told you, don't toi ever doubt me
Cop: (Points gun) Hold it right there. Put the bag down and put your hands in the air
Cody: (Whispers to Nick) Got any ideas
Nick: Guess what, copper (Pulls out pipe bomb) (Speaks Iraquen)
(Translation) Death to the American Pigs
Cop: Oh, fuck this (Runs off)
Cody: Holy shit, that was awesome. When did toi learn to speak Iraquen
Nick: I was speaking Iraquen?
Cody: Oh never mind. Lets just get out of here
(Later at the house)
(Cody poors money onto table)
Cody: Oh sweet Jesus
Nick: It's beautiful.
Cody: So, what should we do
Nick: Well, we got about a billion-
Cody: Two billion actually
Nick: Two billion dollars here. What do toi think we should do? Lets go buy a whole bunch of crap at stores around town
Cody: Awesome
(Later)
(Nick kicks open door and carries a dozen boxes of alcohol into house)
Cody: toi got alcohol?
Nick: And thats not all. I also got this (Pulls out dual weild revolvers) I l’amour them already. And I got toi a weapon two (Takes out shotgun)
Cody: Oh, your too kind
Nick: And, I also got this (Pulls out samurai sword) This here is the Kodama Sword
Cody: And how much money do we have left
Nick: Only about $1,954,385,294 left
Cody: Awesome (Looks at black bag) What's that
Nick: Oh... nothing
Cody: Come on, what is it
Nick: Okay (reaches into bag) Are toi sure toi want to see
Cody: It can't be that bad
Nick: Okay. Here it is (Holds My Little Pony: Freindship is Magic Season 1-4 DVD Set)
Cody: ........ I take it back
Nick: Well, what did toi get
Cody: Just enough money to go to some nightclub and a few condoms
Nick: I see toi really haven't Lost that sex addiction
Cody: toi know it
Cody: Okay, can we not screw this up this time
Nick: Well, duh. Why else do toi think I brought this accueil made pipe bomb. I'm not going to pistol whip the SWAT Team this time
Cody: (Sigh) toi better not fuck this up (Puts on mask)
Nick: toi worry to much, Cody (Puts on mask)
Cody: Okay, lets go (Gets out of car)
Nick: (Follows) Trust me, just follow my lead and this will go fine (Walks into bank) Alright. (Fire gun at ceiling) This is a goddamn robbery
Cody: (Runs in) Surprise, motherfu- (Slips and falls on floor) Ow
Nick: What the fuck, Cody
Cody: I thought I would surprise them
Nick: Well, toi did a damn good job. Nevermind (Points gun at people) Okay, all of toi get down on the ground and don't move. Don't think we won't shoot yoy
Cody: Hey, toi promised we wouldn't kill anyone
Nick: No, toi promised. I never promised. If I want to kill anyone, I will. I'll even kill that five an old over there (Kid cries)
Cody: Nick, will toi just try not to kill anyone, and just keep them from leaving while I get to the voûte and get the money
Nick: Fine, but if anyone shoots at me, I will kill them
Cody: Goddamn it (Runs to vault) (Pulls on door) It's locked
Nick: Well, get the keys from the counter
Cody: Okay (Gets to the back of the counter) (Gets keys) (Goes back to vault) (Opens vault) (Looks at money)
Nick: (Sits at ground with his head in his hand while still pointing gun) Cody, what's taking so long
Cody: (Stares at money)
Nick: (Goes to vault) Are toi having a goddamn stroke ou some- (Looks at money) Whoa. Holy shit. That's a lot of cash
(Alarm Rings)
Nick: Oh shit. (Points gun) Which on of toi pressed the alarm
(People point at each other)
Cody: Fuck it, get the money
Nick: Rrrr.... Your all lucky theres lots of money here, ou I'd shoot toi all
(Cody puts money in back)
Nick: Did toi get the money yet
Cody: I've only got a couple million in here
Nick: Fuck that, we need a couple billion
Cody: Fine (puts plus money in)
Nick: (Points gun) toi all are so fucking lucky
Cody: Okay, I got it, lets go
Nick: Okay, lets go (Runs out)
Cody: Well, that wasn't so bad
Nick: I told you, don't toi ever doubt me
Cop: (Points gun) Hold it right there. Put the bag down and put your hands in the air
Cody: (Whispers to Nick) Got any ideas
Nick: Guess what, copper (Pulls out pipe bomb) (Speaks Iraquen)
(Translation) Death to the American Pigs
Cop: Oh, fuck this (Runs off)
Cody: Holy shit, that was awesome. When did toi learn to speak Iraquen
Nick: I was speaking Iraquen?
Cody: Oh never mind. Lets just get out of here
(Later at the house)
(Cody poors money onto table)
Cody: Oh sweet Jesus
Nick: It's beautiful.
Cody: So, what should we do
Nick: Well, we got about a billion-
Cody: Two billion actually
Nick: Two billion dollars here. What do toi think we should do? Lets go buy a whole bunch of crap at stores around town
Cody: Awesome
(Later)
(Nick kicks open door and carries a dozen boxes of alcohol into house)
Cody: toi got alcohol?
Nick: And thats not all. I also got this (Pulls out dual weild revolvers) I l’amour them already. And I got toi a weapon two (Takes out shotgun)
Cody: Oh, your too kind
Nick: And, I also got this (Pulls out samurai sword) This here is the Kodama Sword
Cody: And how much money do we have left
Nick: Only about $1,954,385,294 left
Cody: Awesome (Looks at black bag) What's that
Nick: Oh... nothing
Cody: Come on, what is it
Nick: Okay (reaches into bag) Are toi sure toi want to see
Cody: It can't be that bad
Nick: Okay. Here it is (Holds My Little Pony: Freindship is Magic Season 1-4 DVD Set)
Cody: ........ I take it back
Nick: Well, what did toi get
Cody: Just enough money to go to some nightclub and a few condoms
Nick: I see toi really haven't Lost that sex addiction
Cody: toi know it
A car is violently flipped over.
"Yo! What the fuck!?" The passengers cried angrily.
"OPEN FIRE!" Officer Shane cried, and all the officers started killing the suspects, though they were no threat at all.
However, Shane ended up accidentally shooting chief Rick Grims, nearly killing him.
"Oh nooo... He's been shot because par the criminals" Shane called out nervously.
Shane and the officers ran over to the fading away Rick.
"By the way. If toi die ou fall into a coma.. I'm gonna sleep with your wife" Shane's voice a dit as it was fading away.
AT THE HOSPITAL
The doctor violent punches Rick while he was still unconscience.
"What toi do doing!?" Shane cried.
"My job..Sometimes people FAKE being in a coma. This man's not.. Unless.. The first coup de poing knocked him out.. Either way, we won't know for sometime" the doctor replied.
Stay tuned for more..
"Yo! What the fuck!?" The passengers cried angrily.
"OPEN FIRE!" Officer Shane cried, and all the officers started killing the suspects, though they were no threat at all.
However, Shane ended up accidentally shooting chief Rick Grims, nearly killing him.
"Oh nooo... He's been shot because par the criminals" Shane called out nervously.
Shane and the officers ran over to the fading away Rick.
"By the way. If toi die ou fall into a coma.. I'm gonna sleep with your wife" Shane's voice a dit as it was fading away.
AT THE HOSPITAL
The doctor violent punches Rick while he was still unconscience.
"What toi do doing!?" Shane cried.
"My job..Sometimes people FAKE being in a coma. This man's not.. Unless.. The first coup de poing knocked him out.. Either way, we won't know for sometime" the doctor replied.
Stay tuned for more..