how i finished the beginning of this sentance:
jacob black:
sucks
has rabies
is mental
is on steroids
tried to steal bella
failed at stealing bella
hates edward
is stupid
is retarded
couldn't be a human
is a dog
is sooooooooooooooooo-ooooooooooo-oooooooo-ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
retarded i can't even say how stupid he is and he should never rendez-vous amoureux, date renesmee and is a big fat lozer who wont ever rendez-vous amoureux, date a cool girl and to prove it he forced bella to Kiss him. wat a lozer...:)
i hate jacob
team edward... <3
jacob black:
sucks
has rabies
is mental
is on steroids
tried to steal bella
failed at stealing bella
hates edward
is stupid
is retarded
couldn't be a human
is a dog
is sooooooooooooooooo-ooooooooooo-oooooooo-ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
retarded i can't even say how stupid he is and he should never rendez-vous amoureux, date renesmee and is a big fat lozer who wont ever rendez-vous amoureux, date a cool girl and to prove it he forced bella to Kiss him. wat a lozer...:)
i hate jacob
team edward... <3
At first the liste included Gus van Sant, Sofia Coppola, and Bill Condon discovered par Hollywood insider Nikkie Finke who writes for Deadline Hollywood. Then the name Stephen Daldry surfaced discovered par the LA Times. Right after that MTV (there seems to be a pattern here, you’ll see in a minute) asked The Runaways director, Floria Sigismondi, if she were interested and she gave a polite and non-committal answer.
Now enter M. Night Shyamalan, director of the upcoming The Last Airbender that stars Jackson Rathbone. MTV put the question to him, and to our surprise M. Knight (can we call him just Knight?) was a apparently fan of the first movie…who knew?
“”I would’ve loved to be– I l’amour the series, and Catherine [Hardwicke's] movie, it was one of my favori films of that year,” he said. “Really, I thought tonally, it was a perfect movie. I called her up after I saw ‘Twilight’ and was like ‘That was amazing.’ So I’m a big fan.”
10 Ways to Annoy Carlisle Cullen
10. Tell him only to address toi in a cute English accent.
9. Call him Carlisle, but be sure to pronounce the “s”. When he corrects you, give him a weird look and tell him the “q” is silent.
8. Ask if blondes really do have plus fun.
7. Inquire as to what he actually does on his night shift on the hospital, with all the pretty nurses in the ER.
6. Instead of telling him to “get lost” in an argument, tell him to swim to France.
5. When he annoys you, respond with “times have changed, old man”.
4. Ask what type of superhuman power compassion is – what does he do in a fight? l’amour thy enemy to death?
3. Leap out from behind the bureau in his study when he isn’t expecting it and spray him with Holy Water.
2. Call him McSteamy ou McDreamy.
And the Number One way to annoy Carlisle Cullen?
1. Run around the Emergency Room screaming “I’ve been bitten! I’ve been bitten!”
10. Tell him only to address toi in a cute English accent.
9. Call him Carlisle, but be sure to pronounce the “s”. When he corrects you, give him a weird look and tell him the “q” is silent.
8. Ask if blondes really do have plus fun.
7. Inquire as to what he actually does on his night shift on the hospital, with all the pretty nurses in the ER.
6. Instead of telling him to “get lost” in an argument, tell him to swim to France.
5. When he annoys you, respond with “times have changed, old man”.
4. Ask what type of superhuman power compassion is – what does he do in a fight? l’amour thy enemy to death?
3. Leap out from behind the bureau in his study when he isn’t expecting it and spray him with Holy Water.
2. Call him McSteamy ou McDreamy.
And the Number One way to annoy Carlisle Cullen?
1. Run around the Emergency Room screaming “I’ve been bitten! I’ve been bitten!”
9. “Superstitious old man.” (Page 239)
8. “Pretty crazy stuff, though, isn’t it? No wonder my dad doesn’t want us to talk about it anymore.” (Page 126)
7. “So do toi think we’re a bunch of superstitious natives ou what?” (Page 126)
6. “I guess I just violated the treaty.” (Page 126)
5. “You wouldn’t happen to know where I could get my hands on a master cylinder for a 1986 Volkswagen Rabbit?” (Page 120)
4. “I swear the old man is losing his mind.” (Page 490)
3. “Can toi believe my dad paid me twenty bucks to come to your prom?” (Page 490)
2. “I don’t think a tank could take out that old monster.” (Page 120)
1. “So, should I tell him toi a dit to butt the hell out?” (Page 492)
Grade: A+
The “Twilight” sourpuss looked much less awkward than usual in a stunning strapless midnight blue Monique Lhuillier gown. Kristen topped off her look with a classy diamond bracelet par H. Stern.
Anna Kendrick
Grade: B+
The Best Supporting Actress nominee originally selected a blue dress for her Oscars debut, but had a change of cœur, coeur and opted to wear an Elie Saab Couture off-the-shoulder blush robe instead. l’amour the dress, but we’re not too sure about the chunky shoes!
Taylor Lautner
Grade: A-
The “Twilight” heartthrob popped his signature lopsided pose in a Dolce & Gabbana ensemble.
I read the first book & i could'nt decide which team i was then i read the seconde book & i choose.......... Edward! Because Jacob promised Bella he wouldn't hurt her & he does! I think Jacob is a JERK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I LUV EDWARD!!!!!!!!!!!!
EDWARD IS HOTTER THAN JACOB!!!!!
JACOB IS UGLY LIKE THE REST OF THE QUILUTES!!!
I LUV EDWARD!!
EDWARD IS HOT LIKE THE GUY I LIKE!!!!!!
I=BELLA
HE=EDWARD
ON MY TWILIGHT CALENDER JACOB IS JANUARY &SAM IS AUGUST WHICH SUCKS!!!!!!!
EDWARD IS MARCH!!!!!!!!!!
I LUV EDWARD!!!!!!!!!!!!
EDWARD IS HOTTER THAN JACOB!!!!!
JACOB IS UGLY LIKE THE REST OF THE QUILUTES!!!
I LUV EDWARD!!
EDWARD IS HOT LIKE THE GUY I LIKE!!!!!!
I=BELLA
HE=EDWARD
ON MY TWILIGHT CALENDER JACOB IS JANUARY &SAM IS AUGUST WHICH SUCKS!!!!!!!
EDWARD IS MARCH!!!!!!!!!!