part 1 the immortls.it was a stormy night in joes bar. methos and and dunkin were drinking like always. salut boy scout a dit methos with a smerk. yes old man? a dit dunkin.do toi remember when we drove throw forks? asked methos.yes i do a dit dunkin.well i want to go back i loved the bière they had in forks a dit methos as he smiled.flash back to last year.dunkin were are we? wined methos. a small town named forks a dit dunkin.well can we get a bière and some m"n"ms? asked methos.fine if it will shut toi up old man a dit dunkin.ok old man were here a dit dunkin.beer here i come a dit methos. but what they find is bella cygne and she is with edward cullen. methos looked at dunkin sensing another immortl but they don't know who it is.
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if toi liked this just ask for part 2 the vampires meet immortls cullens time.
9: Tell her Aro is coming back for Bella. When she asks toi why she didn’t see this coming, laugh at her. Run away before she can react.
8: Lock Jasper in a closet for two months. Throw mutt boy in with him so Alice can’t figure out what happened to him. When she asks toi where he is tell her he is on his honeymoon with Jane. Refuse to tell her where they went.
7: Give all her clothes to charity.
6: Encourage Jacob Black to follow her around. Constantly.
5: Ask her to go shopping with you. Don’t buy anything.
4: Ask her “what’s Jacob doing right now?”.
3: Trip her up and ask if she saw it coming
2: Ask her what toi will be doing in five minutes every ten minutes.
1: Take her credit cards and shopping vouchers, hold them above your head and tell her to “jump for it”.