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"She was there -expecting me,naturally."He chuckled once."She hopped down from the high tabouret at the counter as I walked in and came directly toward me.

"It shocked me.I was not sure if she meant to attack.That's the only interpretation of her behavior that my past had to offer.But she was smiling.And the emotions that were emanating from her were like nothing I'd ever felt before.

"'You've kept me waiting a long time,'she said."

I didn't realize Alice had come to stand behind me again.

"And toi ducked your head like a good Southern gentleman,and said,'I'm sorry ma'am.'"Alice laughed at the memory.

Jasper smiled down at her."You held out your hand,and I took it without stopping to make sense of what I was doing.For the first time in almost a century,I felt hope."

Jasper took Alice's hand as he spoke.

Alice grinned."I was just relieved.I thought toi were never going to montrer up."

He may have his arm around Kristen Stewart at every “Twilight” premiere event, and has been linked to a host of hot ladies over récent months, but Robert Pattinson is unattached, according to a new interview.

While visiting “The Ellen DeGeneres Show,” for an episode that airs this Friday — the same jour Pattinson’s vampiric portrayal of Edward Cullen springs to life on the big screen, he denied having romantic ties to anyone.

“Now, are toi single?” Ellen asked.

“Ah, yeah,” the British actor replied.

And it appears despite women throwing themselves at him regularly, Pattinson may be stuck in singleton mode permanently.

“No one else seems to get into a relationship with me. It’s really strange,” he told Ellen.

“People like screaming at me,” the heartthrob added. “Actually, they like screaming at me in relationships as well. No one wants to commit.”

Honestly, if toi were Stephanie Meyer, and toi were écriture Breaking Dawn as we speak, how would toi write it, (write what toi really think will happen in the book) these things for example:

bella and edward get married
bella becomes a vampire
jacob comes back and splits bella and edward up forever, and he gets bella
fight between edward and jacob
jacob imprinting...


things like that
except in long details
MDR
its ok to get creative but keep to what toi think will really happen. not what toi hope but what toi think
i wonder how many people will say the same thing

i wonder what toi think.....

10. Tell him he looks like a creepy stalker rapist.

9. Inform him, as politely as possible, that he has grizzly in his teeth.

8. Ask who wears the pants in his relationship.

7. Try to stab him through the cœur, coeur with a stake.

6. Tell him brawn is out, scrawn is in.

5. Inquires as to how he feels to be the least-liked Cullen male.

4. When he is around, wonder aloud what Rosalie calls him in bed.

3. Ask if he is overcompensating for something with that Jeep.

2. Ask if he is overcompensating for something with those muscles..

And the Number One way to annoy Emmett Cullen?

1. When he denies the above two claims, respond with “That’s not what Rosalie saaaaaid!”

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10. Ask about Mike.

9. Ask about Eric.

8. Ask about Jacob.

7. Ask about Edward.

6. After asking about all these boys, inquire as to how much she is paying them, and where in the White Pages she looked for fake fan-boys.

5. When she complains about not being a vampire, throw glitter on her and claim she sparkles just like a vampire in the sun.

4. Ask if the thought of Edward biting her makes her… happy.

3. Say that since Edward is technically dead, she is into necrophilia. Tell her that is sick and wrong, and she should stop with her weird fetishes.

2. Tell her we all know about the real reason she married Edward – the honeymoon.

And the Number One way to annoy Bella Swan?

1. Tell her that toi and Jacob imprinted on each other, and are getting married. Tell her toi are pregnant, and will be with him forever. Videotape the reaction.


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