twilight

I found this hilarious liste on bellaandedward.com. Enjoy :)

Things Bella Would Never Say
1) Edward, drive faster! (Sent in by: Michelle)
2) Edward, I hate toi and I don't l’amour toi any more. (Sent in by: McKenna)
3) I hate Edward (Sent in by: Emma)
4) Charlie, could toi cook dinner? (Sent in by: Jade)
5) Lets go live in Florida! (Sent in by: Brenna)
6) I'm in l’amour with Sam Uley. (Sent in by: Brenna)
7) toi know what, I think this is only a crush, Edward! (Sent in by: Brooke)
8) Give me a makeover Alice! (Sent in by: Riza)
9) Mike is the hottest guy on earth! (Sent in by: Lilyn)
10) Edward -- I'm sorry,...

I woke to the feel of someone stroking me cheek. The cold, gentle fingers were soothing to me and I didn’t want to open my eyes but I heard his velvet voice speak to me.
“June 20.”
“Hmm?” I murmured. I was still half asleep. I had no idea what he was on about.
“June 20,” he repeated softly. “My birthday.”
I was wide awake now. “Your birthday?”
I looked up into his golden eyes and saw them full of some kind of emotion.
He nodded.
“When were toi born?” I asked. “What year?”
“1901,” Edward said, quietly. “In Chicago. I was seventeen when Carlisle changed me. I was dying...

Remember the sequel to the Kayla Series is called Kayla's Secret.
Oh, if toi want to read Kayla's Secret toi have to read the Kayla series first.

When I woke up the suivant morning, I was lying on my own bed. Edward was not suivant to me ou hiding in the corner. suivant to me, on my pillow, was a note.
I had to leave early. Alice needed me. I’m sorry. I will pick toi up for school at eight thirty. Love, Edward. x
Edward usually woke me up for school. He never slept so he could watch the time for me. I put the note back on my oreiller and glanced at the watch on my wrist. It was quarter past eight. I threw...