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I found this hilarious liste on bellaandedward.com. Enjoy :)

Things Bella Would Never Say
1) Edward, drive faster! (Sent in by: Michelle)
2) Edward, I hate toi and I don't l’amour toi any more. (Sent in by: McKenna)
3) I hate Edward (Sent in by: Emma)
4) Charlie, could toi cook dinner? (Sent in by: Jade)
5) Lets go live in Florida! (Sent in by: Brenna)
6) I'm in l’amour with Sam Uley. (Sent in by: Brenna)
7) toi know what, I think this is only a crush, Edward! (Sent in by: Brooke)
8) Give me a makeover Alice! (Sent in by: Riza)
9) Mike is the hottest guy on earth! (Sent in by: Lilyn)
10) Edward -- I'm sorry,...

I slammed the front door shut and pounded up the stairs. I had to make this look real.
Charlie was, as usual, sitting on the canapé watching the TV. Was that all he did? Didn’t he have a job?
“Is that Kayla?”
I froze when I heard that. That was Billy Black. And with Billy came...
“Jacob, go see what’s wrong with her.”
I was only prepared for Charlie, not Billy and Jacob.
I was in my room and throwing some clothes into a bag when I heard Jacob climbing the stairs.
“You need to hide,” I whispered to Edward who was fishing plus clothes out of the drawers.
He nodded and was out of the...

I didn't make toi guys wait too long, did I? If I did I am truly sorry. Here we go then, Chapter 20. Will this series ever end?


The first chance I got I visited Charlie. I got a shock when I visited Charlie. Jacob and Billy were there, Jacob sitting on the hospital chair and Billy in his wheelchair. The biggest shock was that Charlie was sitting up, laughing and joking. This man had just had a fit yesterday and here he was telling dirty jokes to his best friend and his son. Jacob was the first to see me standing in the doorway and watching them with wide eyes.
“Hey Kayla,” he greeted me with...

Ch 2
A/N: Hey! This is Ch.2 of my story. If toi actually read this, thanks. Also, if toi do read it, please review and suggest (even if toi don't like it.) I own nothing



Bella's POV

I woke up in the living room. The tv was, of course, on. ESPN had on baseball game. Red Socks vs Yankees. But, as soon as my eyes opened, Charlie noticed. He was watching me, not the game.

"Bella! Are toi okay? toi just passed out. Everybody left." Charlie said, worried.

"I'm fine, what time is it?" I asked

"5:30."

"AM ou PM?" I asked, very, very curious.

"Ummm............PM."

'Why did I sleep so long?' I asked...