Twilight

I found this hilarious liste on bellaandedward.com. Enjoy :)

Things Bella Would Never Say
1) Edward, drive faster! (Sent in by: Michelle)
2) Edward, I hate toi and I don't l’amour toi any more. (Sent in by: McKenna)
3) I hate Edward (Sent in by: Emma)
4) Charlie, could toi cook dinner? (Sent in by: Jade)
5) Lets go live in Florida! (Sent in by: Brenna)
6) I'm in l’amour with Sam Uley. (Sent in by: Brenna)
7) toi know what, I think this is only a crush, Edward! (Sent in by: Brooke)
8) Give me a makeover Alice! (Sent in by: Riza)
9) Mike is the hottest guy on earth! (Sent in by: Lilyn)
10) Edward -- I'm sorry,...

I didn't make toi guys wait too long, did I? If I did I am truly sorry. Here we go then, Chapter 20. Will this series ever end?


The first chance I got I visited Charlie. I got a shock when I visited Charlie. Jacob and Billy were there, Jacob sitting on the hospital chair and Billy in his wheelchair. The biggest shock was that Charlie was sitting up, laughing and joking. This man had just had a fit yesterday and here he was telling dirty jokes to his best friend and his son. Jacob was the first to see me standing in the doorway and watching them with wide eyes.
“Hey Kayla,” he greeted me with...

Ch 2
A/N: Hey! This is Ch.2 of my story. If toi actually read this, thanks. Also, if toi do read it, please review and suggest (even if toi don't like it.) I own nothing



Bella's POV

I woke up in the living room. The tv was, of course, on. ESPN had on baseball game. Red Socks vs Yankees. But, as soon as my eyes opened, Charlie noticed. He was watching me, not the game.

"Bella! Are toi okay? toi just passed out. Everybody left." Charlie said, worried.

"I'm fine, what time is it?" I asked

"5:30."

"AM ou PM?" I asked, very, very curious.

"Ummm............PM."

'Why did I sleep so long?' I asked...

I was staying at Edward’s again. I hardly noticed. I just sat on his sofa and stared into space. He tried to engage me in conversations but I only nodded ou shook my head. He tried to cook me nourriture but I a dit I wasn’t hungry. He sat suivant to me and held my hand.
“Kayla,” he said. “Are toi thirsty?”
I shook my head.
“Do toi want to do something?”
I shook my head.
“Are toi going to do anything?”
I shook my head.
He sighed.
I knew this frustrated him. He was worried par my constant staring into nothingness. I was barely thinking and hardly speaking. He had no way to know I was ok other...